Chapter 43 71
The sun is coming out soon. A faint light began to fill the clouds.
"Oh no, we're going to get out of this plane right now! Aren't you going to find a star man? "Satan said to the two guns, in fact, it is to talk to yourself.
"Wait a minute, I think Gazi is coming soon."
"Nope."
Little by little, Satan disappears. It becomes lighter and lighter, until it completely disappears into the infinite sky. Satan's flesh is so ugly that if it were a double gun, he would only be willing to hide it in a book. Moreover, this body is extremely difficult to control. From time to time, some notions of confrontation arise.
They came to England in the 19th century. The British Empire at its most expansive. There's everything. 11 Charing Street, London. There was an incomparably handsome and tall man who had been sleeping in bed for a long time, if not three months but two months. His name is White. A woman named Pooh was already ministering to him. Actually, I didn't do anything. But I live under the same roof as him. No one on Earth at the moment knows that he is an alien. Nor does anyone know that it was he who helped form the colonial system.
The twin guns carrying Satan's body appeared in the first position in the 19th century, in front of a dressing mirror in a public bathhouse. Suddenly, there came a man in black wrapped in layers, wearing a pointed hat, like both an old witch in the Middle Ages and a ghost who had just escaped from the grave. Because all around him was a cold breath. In the steaming bathhouse, he was surrounded by cold air! You can see how strange this is.
No one dared to come near him. I saw him looking left and right in front of the mirror, sorting out every detail of his clothes. The men who came to the bathroom walked against the wall when they saw him. Then quickly ran to the gate. Without exception, there are frightened eyes.
Twin guns said to Satan: "Satan, you really don't look good, can you change your opinion a little." You're going to scare a lot of people. ”
"My body can't be changed, it's been like this for thousands of years and tens of thousands of years. I'm not you robot, I can transform at will. "Then let's go find my earthlings first. I was above the clouds just now, and I was already about to meet him. As soon as you call me, I'm in the 19th century. "You've listened to me so much, and now I'm going to make an agreement with you to let you go. ”
"What agreement?" "You can't leave me alone, for I'm going to destroy the A-Star with your power. ”
"Do you think you can destroy him? If you can destroy him, do you still need to dismantle the order after he has established a civilized order? "That's why I need you. "Let's go, I promise you, I can take you, you can hide in the book, I can hold a book at any time, like a bookseller, or a student. Which one do you think is better? Which character was more popular in 19th-century Britain? I haven't been to this dimension of Earth yet. Here, it's not bad to have such a civilized order, you see, people are dressed in bright clothes and golden hair. You see, there are also people who can kiss on the bridge by the river. "Black Satan walks by the Thames. Bought a penny newspaper to hide his ugly body. Twin Guns feels that the earth with modern civilization is very good, and what he sees is the expression of freedom and love everywhere.
"You know one thing, you don't know the other. You don't see the black smoke coming out of the factory, you don't see the emotionless machines running, you don't see the black slaves huddled like ants on a boat. I've seen it. There was once a planet where the same thing happened on Earth. Humans on the planet are becoming more and more dangerous. Trust me. "Satan, you are so loving. Aren't you b-stars all good at pranks, and those games that make people scream? When did you become so loving, I don't believe it! The twin guns controlled Satan's footsteps and walked at breakneck speed. Although the mana of the retreat has disappeared. But it is still possible to increase the speed of the organism to the maximum.
"I am not loving for humanity now, I am loving for humanity in the future. I want to destroy humanity on Earth for the future of the entire Earth!! "Hahahaha, hahaha, Satan's evil laughter, echoed in his own body. Satan's thoughts are so weird. He seems to have a complex set of ideas about the earth. What destruction, what doomsday. As a robot, you don't need to know so much, you just need to complete the mission, catch Mr. A Starman, and bring him back to the interstellar center. As for what to do with him, what to do with the earth, what to do with Satan, it's not his business. It's as simple as that.
However, by now, the most important thing for the two guns is to get rid of Satan's hateful old body as soon as possible. He tried to speed up as much as he could. He's going to find Gazi. Radio waves, emitting infrasound waves that only aliens can discern.
"Gazi, Gazi, call Gazi." The twin guns passed by a haute couture men's clothing store. Anyway, let's go change your clothes first. The English tailor here is polite, and in the British Empire, where the sun never sets, as long as he has money, he is a respectable person. The two of them carefully measured each size, even taking into account the angle of the armpits.
"Sir, here is Indian cotton, Argentine cotton...... Which one do you want? "The most expensive one, you don't need to ask about the next ones, all of them have to be the most expensive. ”
"Sir, I'll be able to pick it up in three days." "No, I'm going to wear it now. "We're afraid we won't be able to fulfill your wishes, because it takes time to make the perfect suit. Satan is an earth-to-earth expert, although he can't make paper money by himself, but he can enter the bank vault at will, without causing any difficulties, and if he has lived on Star B for so many years, if he doesn't even know basic stealth and shrinkage, he is not worthy of being called a Star B. Of course, Satan is also polite and courteous. He took only three gold bars.
It had been 30 minutes since I had taken the gold bar, and at this moment there was already a gold bar lying next to the tailor's sewing machine. After the tailor had said that he was not satisfied, he took the gold bar on the table, reversed the weight, and seemed not to be completely sure of this, so he put the gold bar on the scale and weighed it for a long time. Then the tailor respectfully promised to wait three hours and pick up the goods. During this period, he very tactfully suggested that the two-gun Satan could try their newly invented sheep placenta, as well as botulinum toxin. Injected into the skin of the face, it can restore a youthful appearance.
The two guns agreed, even though Satan did not agree, and desperately tugged at the confrontation in his consciousness. But before you find Gazi, you can look a little better.
A few hours later. Satan with two guns at himself in the mirror. I feel a lot better. At least now, it looks like a human being is 70 years old, and it no longer looks like a dry old branch.
It's hard to find Gazi, because the twin guns don't know where the Interstellar Association has hidden him, whether it's active or hibernating. Gazi is hard to come by. But sir, it would have been easy to find him. At this moment, the two guns stood in front of the wooden gate at 11 Charing Street. Ring the doorbell with ding-dong.
Pooh wasn't home and went out shopping. The gentleman was in the depths of the bedroom, with an electric light on. The energy has recovered a lot. So, no one opened the door for the double gun.
"You go straight in, there's no one. You can search for some information inside. "Satan always likes to help the two guns make decisions. "Satan, I don't have a robot body right now, and there's no way to start the information search process at all. Besides, you see what a great treat we just enjoyed. We should return the favor with courtesy. I went in without knocking, in case there was a lady living inside. Here is the modern society, there are police by the courts, everything is there. I can't trespass into people's houses. "How do you know so much? "Information from your memory. "Didn't you say you couldn't start the information search program? Why do you always say one thing and do another. "Because, I've taken advantage of your body. Satan, let's not talk so much. We are now dressed like an aristocrat. If you always fight like this, you will look like a madman to outsiders. ”
Pooh really, from afar, saw a strange man wandering around her door, still an old man. Pooh remembered what Mr. White told her, whoever showed up at the door of the house should call the police immediately! It must be insisted that this person has been harassed for a long time. Let's give this suspicious person a foot restriction order first, and then talk about anything else.
Pooh placed two large bags of shopping next to a flower bed. Then, walk to the public phone booth, take out a penny, flip a coin, dial up, and succeed. "999? There's a suspicious figure hovering around my house here. Yes, I'm a single woman. I think it's dangerous, so please send someone over and check it out right away. "The system of execution of state power in 19th-century Britain was efficient and stable. 3 minutes, just 3 minutes. Two patrolling police officers seized two guns. Pooh was looking closely at the flower bed 10 meters away. Knowing that the two guns were in the police car, she returned to the house with confidence.
"Mr. White, I'm back. Are you still happy today? When will you wake up? I did what you told me. It's the first time a stranger has visited...... "After a long time, Pooh likes to say some boring homely things to his husband like this. Pooh's time passed comfortably and steadily. She hadn't experienced such a life in a long time. She was very conflicted, hoping that her husband would wake up, and if she continued like this, she would be like a vegetative person, but she was still very worried. But as soon as the husband woke up, she would be in danger of losing her job, and she would come back to a lonely state at any time.
Pooh was preoccupied and began to cook for himself. She toasted bread and made a creamy sauce. There are also slices of pickled cucumbers. While chewing, I was trying to get Mr. to keep his own way.
She thought, "What will I be?" ”