Chapter 211: Seven Star Lantern, Inheritance!
Dinner was plentiful.
Although the Zhuge family is a hidden family, it is not as ignorant of fireworks as imagined, after all, everyone is a mortal in the flesh, as long as it is human, then it is just right.
So even if they are senior masters like Mao Xiaofang and Uncle Jiu, they still have to worry about three meals a day every day to earn the yellow and white things, but the Zhuge family is much better than Uncle Jiu, with the great reputation of the Wuhou Ancestral Hall, there are many people who come here every day to pay incense, and the sesame oil money alone is enough to make them rich.
Sitting at the dinner table, Su Mo felt a little cramped.
Not for other reasons, just because there were four people sitting at the dinner table, in addition to Su Mo, Wang Hui and Zhuge Kongping, Bai Rourou actually came, and she happened to sit opposite Wang Hui.
The two women can make a show, Su Mo carefully swept his gaze over them, only to feel that the air was full of gunsmoke, almost about to burst, as for Zhuge Kongping, he sat in the middle and shivered, and kept glancing at Su Mo.
"Rubbish!"
Su Mo scolded in his heart, this cheap dad is really useless, but he didn't want to waste too much time in this family ethics drama, so he decided to take a dose of fierce medicine.
I saw Su Mo pick up the wine jug on the wine table, and then quietly threw some white powder inside, and then said: "This time, I have been away from home for so long, and I have really worried my father and mother for too long, so this glass of wine should be regarded as reparation." ”
As he spoke, Su Mo poured a glass of wine for everyone on the table.
Then, without saying a word, he took the wine glass and drank it all, but he had storage space, and it looked like the wine was being drunk in his mouth, but in fact it had already been poured into the storage space.
Seeing Su Mo toasting, Zhuge Kongping and Wang Hui also took a sip of wine.
Glutinous rice wine, which tastes sweet, is like juice.
However, when Zhuge Kongping finished drinking, the original pig face suddenly turned red.
"Senior brother, you drink so badly, why do you blush like this after drinking a glass?" Bai Rourou looked at Zhuge Kongping like this, with a gentle smile on her face, but she didn't know that even her face was a little red at this time, like a layer of rouge smeared on the beautiful jade, which looked particularly beautiful and moving.
Zhuge Kongping said in a daze: "I don't know what's going on, this wine not only has a lot of stamina after drinking, but also feels hot all over my body~"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhuge Kongping fell on the table with a thud, and the whole person was unconscious.
Su Mo looked at this scene with a calm face, and silently thought in his heart: "Three-two-one!" ”
Soon, Wang Hui and Bai Rourou next to them also fainted one after another.
Seeing that everyone was unconscious, Su Mo breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that his medicine is still good.
Just now he poured the medicinal powder into the wine pot is a mixture of two medicines, one of which is a drug, and the other one is even more powerful, it is the pill he secretly refined in Renjia Town before, the name is "***/烎/菿/奣".
Just listen to the name and know how awesome this medicine is.
At the beginning, in order to cultivate, he bought a lot of Chinese herbs that nourished qi and nourished blood, and originally planned to be eaten as snacks, but then he really couldn't stand the strange smell of eating raw and chewing, and it was a waste of time to cook the medicine, so Su Mo later tried it to see if he could refine it into an elixir.
You must know that all the things Su Mo bought at that time were ginseng and deer antler velvet, and it was the first time to refine medicine, so he was confused to refine this powerful aphrodisiac, at that time, Su Mo was still a little confused, how could he refine this kind of thing, but if you think about it carefully, even Emperor Xiao Doudi practiced aphrodisiac for the first time, and later used this medicine to take advantage of others, so he was relieved.
After all, there is a person in front of him as a role model, and he is not too shameless.
But this medicine is said to be an aphrodisiac, but in fact, it is still a tonic, but a super invincible tonic.
For cultivators, this medicine is a great tonic, only need to meditate and practice to dissolve the effect of the medicine, the effect is very good, but if ordinary people eat it, they will feel that they are not replenished, and the medicinal power cannot be dissolved, so they can only gather in the body, and finally it will evolve into a super fierce medicine.
That's why Su Mo added a little medicine to it, so that Zhuge Kongping and them couldn't meditate and cultivate and dissolve the medicinal power.
Feeling that the smell of hormones in the air was getting stronger and stronger, Su Mo immediately stood up and helped Zhuge Kongping and them to the room one by one to rest, and finally threw the three of them into a bed, and when the medicine completely exploded, it was estimated that he didn't have to say anything, and what would happen was simply obvious.
"That's why there's such a problem." Su Mo muttered, "As the saying goes, it doesn't matter if you don't know it, go up and sleep first, and then talk about it, and everything will fall into place after the raw rice is cooked and the rice is ripe." ”
As for whether they will beat themselves out of when they wake up, that doesn't matter.
In fact, Su Mo has a gentler way to solve this matter, but it takes too long, and he can't afford to wait, so he can only use this simple and crude method, the three of them sleep together, and then there will be no embarrassment, because there is nothing more embarrassing than this matter, and maybe it can enhance the relationship between the two.
And in this era, women still attach more importance to chastity, like Aunt Sue and Uncle Jiu are the ones who get on the bus first and then make up the ticket, after the thing is done, Uncle Jiu has to marry her even if he doesn't like Aunt Sue, so as long as Zhuge Kongping and Bai Rourou become a thing, even if Wang Hui is reluctant at that time, the final result is that Bai Rourou marries Zhuge Kongping as a concubine.
Standing at the door, Su Mo sighed.
Why is he so smart, he can think of this kind of thing.
And at this moment, the ghost slave floated over with an umbrella, the umbrella in his hand was not an ordinary thing, because the ghost could not come out during the day, and all Zhuge Kongping made such an umbrella for the ghost slave, which can not only resist the sun, but also isolate the yang energy, so that the ghost can also appear in broad daylight.
"Young master, why are you standing here, old lady and them?" The ghost slave floated over in an instant, asking respectfully, but a pair of eyes kept glancing through the door to the inside.
"It's okay, I'm looking at the scenery~"
The ghost slave glanced at him suspiciously, but he didn't think much of it, and raised his steps as if walking towards the room.
"Eh, what do you want to do?" Su Mo hurriedly pulled the ghost slave and shouted.
"Cleaning~"
Zhuge Shi's family is thin, basically every generation is a single transmission, there are only a few Zhuge Kongping in the huge mansion, not even a subordinate, everything in the mansion is taken care of by ghost slaves, even the sweeping method or something is carried by him.
"Eh~ You can't go in?" Su Mo said, isn't it a good thing for me to go in this way?
"Why?" The ghost slave said curiously.
"Because~" Su Mo was speechless for a few seconds, and then took advantage of the ghost slave's inattention to directly reach out and snatch the paper umbrella in his hand, open the oil-paper umbrella, Su Mo pointed the inside of the paper umbrella towards the other party, and said in his mouth: "Collect!" ”
A huge suction force sucked the ghost slave directly into the umbrella.
took out a string of copper coins strung with red rope and tied it to an oil-paper umbrella, and suddenly the ghost slave who was still struggling instantly quieted down.
Looking at the oil-paper umbrella in his hand, Su Mo smiled and said, "You can be quiet here, and when the matter is done, I will let you out." ”
As soon as the words fell, a series of reverie-inducing gasps came from the room.
Hearing this voice, Su Mo trembled and hurriedly turned around to leave.
……
Back in the lobby, Su Mo looked at the dishes on the table that had basically not been touched, and the whole person sat down slowly, drinking wine and eating the dishes at the same time.
Two hours later,
Su Mo estimated the time and returned to Zhuge Kongping's door.
Sure enough, Zhuge Kongping, Wang Hui, and Bai Rourou walked out of it one by one in rags.
Before they could speak, Su Mo hurriedly rushed up and hugged his mother Wang Hui and cried: "Mother, this matter has nothing to do with me, my father instructed me to do this, he said that if I don't agree, he will kick me out of the house and deny me as a son, so you must believe me, I was forced." ”
Hearing this, the three of them, including Zhuge Kongping, looked at Su Mo with their eyes brushed together.
Even the most stupid people know that they were drugged, but they didn't expect that the person who drugged them turned out to be their son.
I've seen a cheating father, but I've never seen such a cheating father.
actually gave aphrodisiacs to his father and mother, is this something made by people?
Please, be a man!
Especially Zhuge Kongping looked at Su Mo with a frightened face,, when did I ask you to give us an aphrodisiac, this ability to fight a rake is very skillful.
Seeing that Zhuge Kongping was about to open his mouth to explain, Su Mo hurriedly glanced at him, which means that this matter must be your pot, otherwise you don't want to take a concubine, sure enough, Zhuge Kongping quickly understood Su Mo's meaning, and thought about it for the sake of family harmony and a happy life in the future, this pot, I will carry it!
Wang Hui looked at her son, originally she was very angry, but after hearing this, she instantly believed Su Mo's explanation.
may be in the eyes of all mothers, their sons are honest Xiaolangjun.
And she also knows her son's character, such things are not something he can do at all, not to mention that the biggest beneficiary of this matter is Zhuge Kongping, so she squinted at Zhuge Kongping, with resentment in her eyes.
"I~this~" Zhuge Kongping is really at a loss for words, if this matter is all Su Mo's attention and has nothing to do with him, then he really doesn't believe it.
As for Bai Rourou next to her, the whole person is white and red, looking extremely shy and full of charming style.
She stood quietly beside Zhuge Kongping, silently not speaking.
Speaking of which, she was the one who suffered the most this time, after all, a yellow flower girl was slept with so inexplicably, but Bai Rourou was not sad at all, and even had some joy.
Although Zhuge Kongping and Bai Rourou really love each other, but because of Wang Hui's majesty, Zhuge Kongping has always been a thief but not a thief, plus during this time in the Zhuge family, Wang Hui's eyes have been staring at them, so that they don't even dare to do a little deviant action.
But now that a fierce medicine has been smashed, the two of them can be regarded as getting what they wanted, and if this kind of thing happens, Zhuge Kongping will definitely marry her.
Zhuge Kongping glanced at Bai Rourou beside him, hesitated for a while, and then said boldly to Wang Hui: "Wife, you see that now that this kind of thing has happened, I must marry my junior sister." ”
"Marry her, a vixen, you don't have any door." Wang Hui snorted coldly, thinking of the ridiculous scene in the room just now, her originally ruddy face suddenly turned even redder, which was really embarrassing.
Thinking that the culprit of this matter was his son, Wang Hui glared at Su Mo fiercely.
But after all, it was her own son, and it was usually too late to hurt, so she didn't dare to say Su Mo's heavy words, for fear that she would run away from home with her son.
It can be seen how much influence the predecessor ran away from home last time, and it has left a psychological shadow on them.
"Anyway, my junior sister is married, you have to agree if you don't agree, I am the head of the family, so it was decided." Zhuge Kongping plucked up his courage and continued.
On weekdays, he would definitely not dare to contradict his wife like this.
But now it's different, both of them have the reality of husband and wife, he must marry his own junior sister, otherwise he will not become a scumbag, and when the time comes, it will spread throughout the spiritual fantasy world, and my Zhuge family will be shameless.
After Wang Hui heard this, she rarely continued to refute.
The wood is already in the boat, even if you oppose it, it won't help, but even if the other party gets started, it can only be small, and the position of the wife is still her own, and when the time comes, see how I torture you, this little prodigal hoof.
Thinking of the picture of the other party's small waist about to break when he was on the bed, Wang Hui was extremely unhappy in her heart.
"Okay, since you want to enter our house, you have to keep the rules." The corners of Wang Hui's mouth turned up slightly, her eyes looked at Bai Rourou next to her, and she said coldly: "From today on, when I stand, you can't sit, you have to be responsible for giving me a back massage when I'm tired, and when I'm thirsty, you're responsible for bringing me tea and water, in short, I'm the biggest in this family, and I have to listen to me in everything." ”
"You know what?"
When Bai Rourou heard Wang Hui's harsh rules, she instantly felt very aggrieved in her heart, but after seeing Zhuge Kongping next to her, she still gritted her teeth, bowed slightly to the other party, and expressed her submission: "Got it, sister!" ”
"Alright, come with me, I still have something to tell you." After speaking, Wang Hui turned around and left without looking back.
After hesitating for a moment, Bai Rourou behind her slowly followed.
The two women didn't look at Zhuge Kongping, and seemed to ignore him directly.
In the originally lively courtyard, only Su Mo and Zhuge Kongping were left staring at each other.
It wasn't until everyone left that Zhuge Kongping glared at Su Mo angrily: "Good boy, I asked you to help me intercede like your mother, and that's how you pleaded?" You actually gave us aphrodisiacs, you really made it. ”
Su Mo glanced at him, and said helplessly: "Although the process is indeed not very glorious, but the ending is still very good, you see that my mother has agreed to your concubine, and your face looks like your mother is selling, but I am afraid that I have already smiled in my heart."
One dragon and two winds, if I didn't help you this time, I'm afraid you won't be able to experience it in your life, so in the end, you have to thank me. ”
After these words were spoken, Zhuge Kongping immediately fell silent.
To be honest, it was pretty cool just now.
Ahem~
Su Mo saw Zhuge Kongping's proud pig face, shrugged his shoulders, stretched out a finger and said, "What about the matter, I've already done it for you, Dad, shouldn't you lend me your instrument that can control zombies?" ”
"It's no problem to lend it to you, but~" Zhuge Kongping nodded, and then whispered with a little obscenity on his face: "Do you still have that medicine, give me a little bit." ”
Seeing his father's shameless appearance, the corners of Su Mo's eyes twitched slightly.
But in the end, he nodded helplessly.