It's still a dirty and smelly sewer,

The idol of the evil god of the black cult glared angrily, and in front of the statue, the incense burned on the altar.

A three-foot-long transparent coffin is offered under incense.

"Hey! Let me out! Let me out! "There was movement in the transparent coffin from time to time.

If you look closely, there is a vague ghost in the coffin!

It was Zhang Biao, but he was now trapped in a coffin and couldn't move.

"Hey, hey, let you out?"

The man with a cigar in his mouth walked over with the steps of his six relatives who did not recognize him: "You dare to seek revenge on me?" You don't even want to figure it out in this life! ”

"Deng Liyang, it's really you! …… Alas! Li tight, that stupid! "Only by scolding a few times can you vent your evil anger.

"Of course it's me! If it weren't for the mage sheltering me, I would have been killed by you goddamn imp. Deng Liyang poked the glass coffin with his fingers, and then arched his hand to the side flatteringly, "Mage, he shouldn't be able to escape, right?" ”

The three-point human-like, seven-point ghost-like mage nodded: "Of course, this is my Black Sect's ghost-catching spirit coffin, and the Maoshan Patriarch can't break it, Mr. Deng, don't worry." ”

"Mage, you speak, of course I'm relieved~"

"They're trying to help this ghost kill me, and I can't make them feel better!" Deng Liyang took a puff of his cigar and spit it in the ditch with a "phew".

"Kill them!"

…………………………

second-hand home appliance market,

Lin Xucheng walked around the container, but could only shake his head and leave.

"She looks very handsome, I didn't expect it to be so poor and sour, and a thousand yuan is too expensive" The eldest sister who was wearing heavy makeup behind her pouted and poked at Lin Xucheng's departing back.

A penny is difficult to beat a hero, although Lin Xucheng has a thousand yuan, but the food for the second half of the month is on it, and he can't lick his face and keep rubbing the rice, and only when he has money in his hands can he have two points of confidence.

"Sir, buy a microwave?"

A voice suddenly came from his ear, Lin Xucheng turned his head, a man with glasses with a thick pot lid.

"Happy ghosts?" Lin Xucheng was surprised.

It is possible to encounter any ghost in this ghost movie world, but it is different to meet a happy ghost, this ghost is famous for his vast magical powers, and he finally became a Buddha.

"What a happy ghost, my name is handsome king" He smiled as he spoke, a typical salesman's professional smile.

"Handsome Wang ......" The corners of Lin Xucheng's mouth couldn't help twitching, the first time he saw someone who was even more shameless than Ah Xing.

handsome: Handsome.

"Sir, you don't care how handsome I am" Handsome King asked, "Do you need to buy a microwave?" ”

"You sell microwave ovens?"

"No, I sell old cars and rent out houses"

He reached out and stuffed a business card: "Sir, my business card, if you have the need to rent a house and buy a car, you must be right to look for me!" Definitely the cheapest and most reliable! ”

"Thank you, I'll consider it if I have a chance"

Lin Xucheng accepted the business card.

"Sometimes some tenants from other places want to move out when the rent is due, and some furniture will be asked to be disposed of by me, and there happens to be a microwave oven, which is in very new condition."

"Let's talk about the price first, how much?"

Handsome Wang rolled his eyes, since he knew that Lin Xucheng was going to buy a microwave oven, he naturally eavesdropped on the price, and he could roughly guess Lin Xucheng's bottom line.

He clenched his right fist, only cocked his thumb and little finger, and gently shook it: "600 yuan!" ”

"It's cheaper."

"It can't be cheaper, to be honest, if you don't want it, I'll take it home and put the bed board myself." Handsome King Look, you don't want to be at home with a look.

“400！” Lin Xucheng raised four fingers.

He doesn't have much money on him, and there is not much left over for medical reimbursement plus subsidies, and he can't go to Li Jian's house every day to eat, and Ah Xing probably won't take him to eat if he has a girlfriend.

"How is that possible!" Handsome King's voice was raised high.

Lin Xucheng shook his head, meaning that if it doesn't work, forget it.

"Okay, okay, 400 bucks"

The corners of Lin Xucheng's mouth curled, it was not that he would bargain, but he suddenly remembered that his aunt seemed to have a microwave oven at home, so he took it over for a while if it didn't work.

400 can negotiate steadily, and it will save him a shame.

"Get in the car, I'll take you"

Handsome Wang's car can have a fight with his aunt Ling Haoxi's car, the steering wheel will fall off with a little force, and the brakes generally rely on the street lights.

The smooth highway has the feeling of a bouncing car.

"This is it, the microwave oven is very new, if there is no one at home, I really want to take it back, 400 yuan is too cheap" handsome still looked reluctant.

After he got out of the car, he took Lin Xucheng and walked forward, directly into a mountain of garbage, and Lin Xucheng saw the microwave oven on the garbage heap.

Although it is placed in the garbage heap, the microwave oven is in good condition, it looks very clean, and it looks like it is rarely used.

"There's electricity here, you can try it" The handsome king didn't know when, holding a cold bun in his hand.

After powering on, the buns are placed in the microwave, and with a dinging sound two minutes later, the steaming buns come out of the oven.

Lin Xucheng nodded with satisfaction and gave the money very happily.

"It's not easy to take a taxi here, sir, where are you going, I'll send you?" After taking the money, the handsome king also talked a lot.

"Kowloon Police Station"

Ten minutes later, the car stopped in front of the police station.

"I didn't expect that sir, you are a sir, you must remember my handsome king! Rent a house, buy a car! ”

Lin Xucheng nodded, got out of the car and went straight to the police station.

Pushing open the door and just entering, he was facing the statue of Guan Erye, Lin Xucheng subconsciously lowered his head, since there are ghosts in this world, the possibility of having gods cannot be ruled out.

He put the microwave back to the lounge.

Li Jingwen of the anti-pornography group passed by angrily, with a gust of wind.

"What's wrong, Brother Li?"

In addition to a few senior sisters in the anti-pornography group, most of the remaining male policemen are the same as Li Tight, full of yellow thoughts.

Li Jingwen is one of the best in the world.

"Damn the devil! This is China, and sooner or later you have to roll up and get out! Li Jingwen saw that it was Lin Xucheng, and his face softened a lot.

"Superintendent Hu doesn't care about us, and now the ghost director transferred by the British government says that our anti-pornography team doesn't do practical things, and cheats all day long, so he wants to disband our anti-pornography team and rearrange us."

Lin Xucheng nodded secretly in his heart, he didn't expect the new ghost guy to be very keen, and there were indeed many people in the anti-pornography group who ate dry rice.

"What group did you put us into? Anti-black, anti-narcotics? It can't be a serious crime team, right? ”

It is estimated that there are few people who do not want to join the serious crime team.

", it's a patrol officer!" As soon as Li Jingwen exerted his strength, his glasses almost fell off.

"Huh?"

"I'm not saying that our patrol police guys are bad, but let me be the backbone of the anti-pornography team and go to the patrol police, and the donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth!"

"That's right" Lin Xucheng shook his head when he thought of being a patrol policeman.

He didn't want to patrol the streets every day, battling wits with thugs and vendors.

The promotion channel of patrol police officers is no better than that of the anti-pornography group.

"I don't do that, I've already applied for an external transfer, and I'm going to a small local police station, and it's better to deal with neighborhood disputes than to be angry in this bad place." Li Jingwen saw that Lin Xucheng didn't care, and said: "Newcomers like you probably won't talk to you, so you will be transferred away with an order." ”

He patted Lin Xucheng on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Resign yourself to fate, Ah Cheng." ”

"Thank you, Brother Li," Lin Xucheng nodded.

"I'll leave tomorrow, if everyone eats this bowl of rice in the future, we will see you again"

"Okay" Lin Xucheng nodded: "Take care all the way"

"Lao Tzu is going to be idle, not to die, bye~"

Li Jingwen went to the office and left with a brown cardboard box, and the image of the obscene policeman who peeked at salty and wet magazines at work in the past turned out to be chic.