"What is this?"

"Oops, don't touch!" In fact, Satan's home is like a garbage dump, with everything. But who would have thought that there would be a rule for these messy things. Britney loves bits and pieces so much. At this moment she reached out to a blue, very round crystal ball. About a few millimeters away from the crystal ball, Satan suddenly screamed like this.

"Why can't you touch it?" Britney pouted. "That's not fair, you just brought me here. But they won't even let me touch it. What do you mean? Naked hijacking? ”

"Hmph, you should feel glad that you were the first earthling to come to Star B!" Satan could have avoided reasoning with Britney as much as he could have done to reveal his most terrifying side - turning into a pungent puff of black smoke, or just taking off his shriveled "leather coat". There are not many people who know his true face. In fact, he only has a skeleton. Flesh and blood, for him, did not exist. If he hadn't been worried about scaring the earthlings, he wouldn't have worn the wet, sticky and dead human skin that he didn't know had been peeled from the dead man. So, even he was surprised at what he was willing to say so much to Britney.

"Is this blue ball a crystal ball? It's so beautiful, I like it so much. Britney didn't know if it was acting or from the bottom of her heart: she was so happy. She pulled her arms into her arms, as if trembling with joy.

"No, no, no."

Britney turned around angrily.

"Hmm. So be it. "Satan poked his body into the whole garbage heap, and finally his whole body went into the garbage heap. It took a while to come out with something that looked like a little doll. This "doll" is as cute as it gets. The mouth is pointy and the head is hairy. "Haha. Do you like it? This is a small toy that I stole from a child in a place called "Fox Planet" while she was asleep. Satan said proudly, "It's not easy, if she cries, my stealth won't work." ”

"Hmm." Britney stared at the "little doll", which resembled the creature called the "fox" on Earth. Of course, she doesn't have much affection for "Fox"! Unless it's a fox dog. The fox is cunning, a chicken thief, and a smelly one.

"Fox Planet? Can you go to any planet you want? Britney became interested in Satan's "life" and began to take his word for it, consciously or unconsciously.

I didn't expect even "aliens" to be like this, they look high and unapproachable, but in fact, they are also very lonely.

"Hey, you little guy, why are you so disobedient, let you not move, you are still biased. If this blue crystal ball moves, something big will happen, you know? "What's wrong?" What big deal can be? "Thankfully, Britney's chip has a parser for most of the planet's dialects, otherwise she would have had a hard time understanding Satan's words. This B-star language, which contains a little anxiety and anger, sounds like the sound of water flushing from a toilet.

"Oh, I suddenly remembered, you lied to me! You must have lied to me, you must have locked me up in some desolate place on Earth, right? Britney suddenly rushed out of Satan's house. Towards a hopeless and bright future. The sky is full of black sand. Smoke billowed from the air. And just like that, she rushed out unprotected.

Satan didn't chase her, just waited quietly. After a while, she was swept back by some kind of momentum. Now, believe it? That is, you, if you were an ordinary earthling, would have been killed by the radiation on Star B a long time ago, you know? "How so, is this really alien? Are you really not lying to me? "Britney looked frightened." Well, I'll tell you. This is indeed a crystal ball, but it is a different crystal ball, it is a model of the earth. "What do you mean? What you're saying is too complicated. There can still be a model of the earth, is it the earth you made? ”

This is the "symbol" of the earth, the space-time of the universe is a living monster, and this crystal ball is equivalent to marking a certain point in the monster's body. Everything on Earth can be done in this crystal ball. Do you understand that? "I don't understand."

"Well, okay." Satan sighed. You remember this moment. He gestured to a melted pendulum on the wall. It's a bit like a clock on the earth, and it's a bit like a melting candle. Then, very solemnly, Satan exerted a force from the palm of his hand on the crystal ball. Remembered. "The next time you go back to Earth, you'll get the news that you're alive predicting a tsunami in Indonesia." "Oh, I see!" Britney looked at Satan with an extremely sincere look, and wanted to give him a certain level of response: "I'm just like us on earth, when I hate a person very much, I will create a villain, as a "symbol" of that person, poke the villain's head, and he will have a headache." Isn't it? "Well, you're very smart, in fact, witchcraft is also the witchcraft I taught you a lot, but more and more people don't believe it anymore, and they all blame that star man."

"What kind of place is Star A?" Britney couldn't have imagined that she would have so much in common with an old thing. As soon as the conversation started, it went on and on.

"A star!" Satan suddenly felt a little dizzy, a little tired, and very complicated emotions welled up in his heart. "One of the most hated planets I hate. A man full of selfishness. The Milky Way, it is because of their existence that it has become so ugly. ”

"Actually, I can't think of what a planet that is uglier than B is like."

"Do you want to go?"

"Yes, of course. Twin Guns promised me to show me the galaxy, and if he hadn't lied and sworn so much, I wouldn't have believed him! "Britney is infected by Satan's emotions. also became hateful: "Who knows, he doesn't love me at all, but a stinky bitch!" "What do you mean by a stinky bitch?" "It's an earthling who is uglier than a planetarian, oh no, an earthwoman!"

"Hahaha."

Two people with a common secret and similar anger easily come together.

Just, on a distant Earth. Some people are already starting to be calm. He's not as handsome as Fusu Yifu, nor is he the double gun that single-handedly makes Super Britney, and he's not a star man and Haruka. It's the "False Moon Old" Gugia.

At this moment, everyone is gathered together to discuss big things.

"Lamp, we need a few soul fragments now." Twin guns asked.

"Five pieces."

"Okay, what we have in our hands now, let's put them in the golden tower first. I'll find the rest. "The Two Guns have become the new leader of the Mayan Valley, and indeed of the entire planet.

"Aren't you worried about that girl?" Gugia endured it for a long time. Although Yao and Mu look exactly the same, getting along with each other in close proximity is not the same thing at all. Spiritually, Britney feels closer to Gugia than Mu, so brave, so impulsive, so unbeatable. So, a very cruel thought has been sublimated in Gugia's heart.

(End of chapter)