Chapter 377; It's all Tony's fault
"The lights are in place, the cameras are in place, will that guy really come?" In a tech warehouse, Ant-Man controls the ants, guarding the place.
"Be less verbose, focus a little bit, this is for your actual combat training, so don't expect us to save you unless you're going to be killed." On the building opposite the warehouse, the passerby and Deadpool are using ant surveillance cameras to understand the situation inside.
And at this moment, under the cover of night, a figure with a wingspan of four meters quietly swept under the moon and flew in the direction of Tony's technology warehouse.
"Here we are." Lu Fang muttered to himself with some expectation.
"Bad review, why don't you make it in the shape of a bat, didn't this birdman play the old Batman before?" Deadpool stared at the vulture, shaking his head in disappointment.
The vulture clinged to the surface of the wall, and then pressed several small devices against the wall, and with the activation of these small instruments, a purple light curtain suddenly appeared, creating a passage without destroying the wall and triggering an alarm.
"It's cool, this device is really good, I thought too." Ant-Man commented.
"This device is so familiar, how do you feel like I've seen it in school." Deadpool was a little confused.
But before he had time to think about it, Ant-Man had already rushed forward and launched a sneak attack on the vultures, with the help of his size, coupled with the help of many special ants, he easily suppressed the vultures.
But the vulture reacted quickly, and with the help of a plasma bomb, all the ants were wiped out in an instant. But even so, the shrunken Ant-Man is still a nuisance, and it is too difficult to catch him.
"What the hell is this?" The vulture spoke in a hoarse voice that had clearly used a voice changer, and he seemed to see the strange little thing burrowing into his mechanical wings.
"I'm nothing, I'm your forgotten conscience, we haven't talked in a long time, so I'm grumpy right now." Ant-Man speaks as he destroys the parts inside the mechanical wings.
However, at this moment, after the mechanical wings were damaged, the energy caused by the rampant explosion suddenly blew Ant-Man away.
Although the vulture was also affected, he quickly reacted and shot a large string of spider silk at Ant-Man, firmly wrapping it into a ball of spider silk.
"Well, I'll admit that I don't know how to use this device, or the original thing is handy." Temporarily tied up the ant-man, the vulture, knowing that he was being ambushed, naturally did not want to stay longer. I saw that his body jumped nimbly, and he jumped outside along the space equipment door of the wall.
However, just as he flapped his wings to escape from here, he found a figure standing in the air in front of him, holding his hands on his chest, looking at him with a strange expression.
"It's a ····· Chairman of one side~! How did you end up here. Frightened, the vulture's voice changer, which had been loosened by the fight, forgot to be righted. And his voice became younger because of it, and it sounded like a cute boy who had just gone through the voice changer.
"And the lovely Deadpool teacher is here, too." Deadpool's voice came from the ground, and he was holding one hand to his chest in grief. "I'm so heartbroken, my most beloved and kindest student has also embarked on the truth of crime, which is the biggest harm to Deadpool's teacher."
"I'm sorry, Mr. Deadpool, I let you down." Hearing this, the little spider, disguised as a vulture, immediately took off his helmet and fell back to the ground with his head down.
"Actually, I'm not too disappointed, the blackened little spider, it's also very emotional to think about, because then I can take you to do a lot of interesting things." Deadpool, who was still grieving just now, suddenly grabbed the little spider and began to imagine life. "Otherwise, come with me to the underground dance hall later, I went a little too much last time, so I was damned, but now you're blackened, so it's absolutely fine."
"Teacher Deadpool, didn't you say you were hurt?" In the face of Deadpool's abrupt attitude, the little spider didn't turn a corner.
"Yes, the cheap teacher has been hurt, but what kind of pain can last on my body for three seconds." Deadpool said disapprehantly. "Of course, the most important thing is that no matter what my lovely student becomes, Mr. Deadpool will never leave him."
"I'm curious, why are you doing this?" The road side came over at this time and said.
"It's because of ······" The little spider bit her lip and finally spoke. "Because Mr. Stark is getting married."
"What?" Lu Fang looked at the little spider's gaze, and it became more and more weird. "What the hell? Could it be that the godson is also against the second child this year. ”
"It's not because of this, it's because of Aunt Mei." The little spider hurriedly explained. "When Mr. Stark was planning his wedding, he came to see Aunt May once, and then Aunt May was very depressed during this time, so she ······ I knew it wasn't right, and I didn't want to hurt anyone······ I just feel like I should do something, I'm sorry~! ”
Looking at Spider-Man, who lowered his head and waited for a reprimand, Lu Fang was silent for a moment and patted the little spider's shoulder comfortingly. "Okay, it sounds like it's Tony's problem, your little action during this time should be trying to do something at Tony's wedding, don't worry, I'll help you by the way, after all, I've been preparing to plan a surprise for Tony."
"Really?" Hearing this, the little spider's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Of course it's true, then now tell me how you got these mechanical wings, although I know that you kid is a scholar, but obviously this is definitely not something you can get out." Lu Fang said as he looked at the spider's mechanical wings.
"Uh, this ······" When the little spider heard this, her expression became hesitant.
But at this moment, the communicator on the little spider's body came from a mature man's voice. "One side director, these mechanical wings are made by our school work operations department, using stolen technological equipment, so if you really want to count it, I am the real vulture."
A black pickup truck came from afar, and several muscular, scarred, underworld-like men stepped out of the car.
"School Worker Action?" Lu Fang chewed on the word, which seemed to be a little familiar, as if Katie had mentioned it to him once or twice before.
"One side director, it's normal that you don't know us, after all, our school work action department can't reach your level." A middle-aged man at the front walked out and explained to the side of the road: "The purpose of the establishment of the School Work Action Department is to provide all kinds of assistance to students who are on assignments outside. ”
"So you have been providing logistics support for the little spider, and you know these things that the little spider does, this should not be in line with the rules and regulations of the Abilities Academy." Lu Fang said with a slight frown.
"It's really our fault, we've been using this kid all along, to vent our personal grudges against Tony Stark." The man said with a sigh.
"What's the deal with personal grudges?" Lu Fang asked.
"That's the Battle of New York." The man said, falling into memory.
"I thought this was an opportunity, and with a group of people, I signed an agreement with the city government to dispose of some alien garbage. Then when I sold my house and took out a loan to get ready for a big fight, the Disaster Control Bureau, a joint venture between S.H.I.E.L.D. and Stark Industries, confiscated all the alien trash we collected.
Because of this, I went bankrupt directly, and the group of people who followed me also lost their jobs. Fortunately, after this, the X-Men are going to build a school city on the ruins of New York, because of the lack of manpower, and our gang has some skills, so they can regain a job that can support their families. ”
"In that case, you should cherish your jobs." Lu Fang said with a cold snort.
"We didn't expect this incident.,It's going to disturb the council members of the school city.,Now that I think about it.,I'm really the same as before.,I've done another stupid thing that I can't help myself.。 The man lowered his head and said with a bitter expression.
"Wait, you can't do this, Uncle Vulture, they are all good people, I did all this, you can't blame them." The little spider that sensed something was wrong hurriedly said to the side of the road.
However, Lu Fang didn't pay attention to the response to the little spider, but continued to the vulture: "According to the regulations of the Academy of Abilities, if you provide technical assistance to the students of the Academy to assist them in illegally breaking into private homes and stealing items, but no casualties are caused, what punishment should you suffer?" ”
Hearing this, the vulture was stunned for a moment, and then spoke cautiously. "According to the regulations, school workers who are accomplices should be given a warning, write a 3,000-word review, and then deduct half a month's salary."
"Then I'll go to the person in charge tomorrow to write a review." Lu Fang waved his hand and said.
"It turns out that you don't want to expel them, chairman." Hearing this, the little spider breathed a sigh of relief, after all, this matter can be big or small, at least it is a trespass, and if it is bigger, it is Iron Man's lost equipment, and it is not an exaggeration to rise to the level of a terrorist attack.
"I'm a director of a school city.,After saving the world.,I still have to worry about these trivial things.,I blew up Tony's guy in the first place.,I didn't make such a fuss as you.。 Lu Fang glanced at the little spider and said angrily.
"By the way, although I said about Tony, I will help you out of anger, but you are also responsible for this matter, as the main culprit, you have a demerit."
"If you have a demerit, you won't have a scholarship." Deadpool said thoughtfully. "Of course, that's not the point, but because I've been ignoring the psychological dynamics of my lovely students lately, maybe it's time for me to organize a home visit."
"Don't." The little spider screamed in horror. In fact, without a semester scholarship, it is not unacceptable, but the thought of Deadpool's home visit made the little spider collapse instantly.
But this is what he deserves, and he has to pay it back when he comes out to mix, and then it's Tony's turn to be the little spider's father. ()