The reporters pushed open the door, walked out of Fan Tianjiu's ward one by one, and began to gather at the door to discuss......

Fan Tianjiu knew that these reporters must be skeptical of the story he just told, but Fan Tianjiu didn't blame them, if it weren't for his personal experience, he wouldn't have believed that these things would be true.

Fan Tianjiu sighed, lowered his head and opened his mouth to drink the drink placed on the side of the bed.

There was a tingling pain in the plaster-wrapped arms on his chest, reminding Fan Tianjiu to drink more water, plus after talking to reporters for a long time just now, Fan Tianjiu was indeed a little dry.

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

After Fan Tianjiu said please come in, his legs were wrapped in plaster, and the baby's face was full of smiles, and Si Bi'an "walked" in a wheelchair.

This kid's spirit is much better than the previous days, and even the spectacle lenses on the bridge of his nose seem to be brighter than before, it seems that the doctor is right, this kid's resilience is really strong.

Si Bi'an helped the wheelchair to Fan Tianjiu's bedside, picked out his glasses with his hand, and said with a smile:

"How's it going? Brother Jiu, did those reporters believe the story you said?"

Fan Tianjiu lay on the bed and smiled bitterly and said:

"I don't know...... But judging by their expressions, I think they would rather believe that I am mentally ill, and that what I just told them is crazy. ”

Si Bi'an also smiled bitterly when he heard this, but did not speak.

Fan Tianjiu raised his eyes to look at him, then sighed and said:

"Alas~ Forget it, don't talk about them, by the way, Anzi, you just ran to the women's ward, right...... How's it going? Xue Lan, is she better?"

Hearing this, Si Bi'an nodded slightly and said:

"Well, Sister Lan is very strong, except that she can't move at all except for the fact that she is covered like a mummy, her spirit is still as strong as before......

By the way, Brother Jiu, Sister Lan asked me to tell you, if you dare to soak a woman casually when she can't move, she will let you stay in the orthopedic surgery ward forever in the future. ”

Fan Tianjiu was shocked when he heard this:

This jade rakshasa has been injured into zongzi and is still so domineering, how can I be such a ......

But after thinking about it, Fan Tianjiu was relieved-

That's right, it was this perseverance and domineering spirit that allowed Ji Xuelan to lead them from the hellish and terrifying "impermanence college", survived for four years, and finally "graduated" alive.

Ji Xuelan is a real leader, Fan Tianjiu admires her from the bottom of his heart, admires her, has such a resolute and strong, "decisive killing" girlfriend, Fan Tianjiu feels very lucky......

Thinking of this, Fan Tianjiu smiled comfortingly and said to Si Bi'an:

"Hehe, she's in good spirits...... By the way, what about them?"

Hearing this, Si Bi'an smiled and said:

"The master is completely well, and he went back to the rescue center to get a change of clothes for us.

Tofu, a little concussion, everything I see now is ghosting, but the doctor said it's no big deal, and it will be fine to recuperate slowly, as for Fat Hong......

Alas~ The doctor said that his spirit had been hit very hard, and he was afraid that he would have to stay in a mental hospital for a while.

Brother Jiu, there were so many people when we went to the "Impermanence University", but now——?

There were only six of us left and a half crippled...... Broken mouths, mille-feuille, and Lao Diao, they are all ...... Whining. ”

As he spoke, Si Bi'an actually cried.

Fan Tianjiu knew that the terrible "college" experience in the past four years had caused him a lot of trauma in his heart, but which of them was not like this, they had to cheer up, because life had to go on.

Seeing him so sad, Fan Tianjiu hurriedly comforted him and said:

"Okay, Anzi, don't be sad, we're lucky to be able to graduate from that 'school' alive, so don't think about those horrible things anymore.

By the way, Anzi, you didn't come to me just to cry, did you?"

Hearing this, Si Bi'an stopped crying, took off his glasses and wiped the tears on them, then took out a miniature tape recorder from his pocket and put it on Fan Tianjiu's lap, and said sneeringly:

"This is a tape recorder sent by the mystery editorial department, didn't you promise them that you want to tell them all about our four years of weird "college" life?

They knew you had an injured hand and couldn't write, so they told you to take a tape recorder and record it. ”

Fan Tianjiu suddenly remembered that there was such a thing, so he nodded and said:

"What? Do they believe what I say?"

Si Bi'an shook his head and said:

"I don't believe it...... But they said that no matter if the story was true or not, as long as it was exciting enough to sell for money, they would be willing to buy it.

Okay, I'll put the tape recorder here, you can talk about it yourself, I'm leaving. ”

Fan Tianjiu was stunned when he heard this-

"Why? Anzi, won't you tell me about it?"

Si Bi'an had already opened the door at this time, and when he heard this, he quickly shook his head and said:

"No, my biggest wish now is to forget all the horrible things of the past, say it yourself, and see you later." ”

With that, he slammed the door and walked away......

To be honest, Fan Tianjiu didn't want to think about the terrible experiences of the past four years, but in order to get some manuscript money for Fang Lan and her treatment, he had to ......

Fan Tianjiu sighed at the tape recorder on the bed, cleared his throat, and began to talk to it......

The story begins four years ago in June......

As we all know, June is the most impetuous month of the year every year, because the state arranges a national sport in this month - the college entrance examination.

The reason why it is called a national movement is that the whole people who have a relationship with the candidates have become active.

Let's not mention the crazy irritability of the teachers, nor the irritability and madness of the parents.

Even small traders and vendors who have never taken the college entrance examination surround several high schools all day long to peddle some so-called "inside materials", saying that they used them in the college entrance examination.

These workers, who were supposed to be workers, were really articulate and passionate when they marketed their goods. It's like a talented college student giving a speech.

And a few young people next to him who were stuffy and handed out leaflets to him for part-time work, only when they asked did they know that they were real college graduates, no wonder Fan Tianjiu's head teacher said that the current workers are more and more like college students, and college students are more and more like workers.

There are also some high-ranking people who have made a computer and placed it at the gate of the school, saying that it is "scientific fortune-telling in the college entrance examination".

It seems that creativity really has nothing to do with academic qualifications, and the reason why he is called a master is because he can make "science" and "superstition", two things that are completely contradictory, not contradictory at all.

A psychologist once said that the higher the knowledge, the more rational the person, and the candidate should be regarded as a group of people with higher knowledge, and it stands to reason that they should be very rational.

But the sad thing is that the rationality of these candidates was gradually worn out by the crazy actions of the people around them, so that in the end, they completely lost their rationality and made some shocking actions-

Fan Tianjiu once saw a news in the newspaper that in order to be admitted to a good school, a candidate got up early in the morning and didn't sleep at night, and drank Life No. 1 as soon as his head crashed. In the end, the tired seven orifices bled and died in the line of duty.

There was also a candidate who was unsure of the college entrance examination, so he finally jumped over the wall and went to the countryside to buy a local gun, and wanted to go to the Education Bureau to grab the test papers.

Fan Tianjiu saw the genius and naïve behavior of these candidates, and he really didn't know if these candidates were irrational, or if this society made them irrational.

At the mobilization meeting before the college entrance examination, Fan Tianjiu's homeroom teacher told them a story about the agency of consciousness.

It is said that there is an actor in the United States who performs a hunger strike, he was locked in a toilet-sized cabinet for more than 20 days without eating, and when he was finally released, the reporter asked him why he performed such a painful show?

He said that the performance fee paid by the performer was enough to relieve his pain.

It can be seen that the reason why he didn't eat for 20 days was that the ultimate purpose was to eat a mixed meal.

The head teacher told Fan Tianjiu that from a physiological point of view, people will fart if they don't eat for seven days, and that fierce brother has carried it for more than 20 days, which shows that the active role of the spirit is very strong, and Fan Tianjiu should also carry forward this spirit of "carrying" in learning.

But Fan Tianjiu felt that although this sentence sounded reasonable, it was actually very problematic——,

First, the human brain is made of meat, what if this spirit becomes a nerve?

Second, that fierce brother must have food after "carrying" for 20 days, and college entrance examination candidates like Fan Tianjiu have been "carried" for 20 years, even if they are admitted to university, they may not have food after graduation.

Using the unknown to argue the unknown is an inherently unscientific research method.

But unfortunately, the hegemonic forces in society are too big, and the candidates can only "carry", and they are about to carry it, and Fan Tianjiu is also one of them. Because...... Fan Tianjiu is going to take the college entrance examination.

To be honest, Fan Tianjiu is not afraid of exams, ranking second in their class, as long as other students don't take exams, Fan Tianjiu will definitely be the first in the class.

If other people also have the same test papers as Fan Tianjiu, it is better to count them from the back.

Therefore, Fan Tianjiu has never had the painstaking learning experience of other students, and his view on learning is:

But is not possible, can not be is can, everything is indispensable.

But apparently, Fan Tianjiu's parents were very dissatisfied with his "ambiguous" learning method, and often made candy and sticks so that Fan Tianjiu could continue to study.

But freezing three feet is not a day's cold, and also has to have a digestion process.

Fan Tianjiu's parents are anxious about his study, and the college entrance examination is not waiting for Fan Tianjiu's situation.

This kind of dream has to be realized hard, but there is no time to work hard, which really makes Fan Tianjiu's parents feel short of breath.

As the saying goes, people are forced out.

Fan Tianjiu's parents finally found a deficiency in the college entrance examination system after thinking hard about his shortcomings in academic performance, and then asked Fan Tianjiu to take advantage of the loopholes.

This is the implementation of China's college entrance examination system regionally, the modern version of the "Nine Grades Zhongzheng System"

It is said that in the Jin Dynasty, people were divided into nine grades, and whoever was in the family could be an official, and the more prosperous the family, the bigger the official.

Now China's college entrance examination system is also the same, which region has a higher education level, the higher the admission score line, on the contrary, the lower the education level of which region, the lower the admission score line.

So, Fan Tianjiu's father dug the door and stole the hole to find a relationship, and finally moved Fan Tianjiu's hukou to Hainan Island, the poorest special economic zone in China, three months before the exam.

The cut-off score for the college entrance examination in Hainan Island Province is calculated based on a mathematical formula that no one understands.

It seems that the process of what test score is added to the standard score and divided by the average score, etc., is very complicated.

But as a result, the 50 points of the test for candidates on Hainan Island were finally converted into 500 points, and then they were put into the national score line to PK with students from the Central Plains.

The result can be imagined - Hainan candidates shouted one after another, and Central Plains candidates choked their wrists.

But moving to Hainan Island does not necessarily do well in the exam, Fan Tianjiu is a typical example.

When Fan Tianjiu first arrived on Hainan Island, he found that not only the people there were very enthusiastic about visitors, but even the insects there were very warm to him, everywhere, and they were very large.

Fan Tianjiu heard that a Hainan driver had knocked his car into a street lamp to avoid a fly crossing the road.

The cutest thing is the mosquitoes of the South Island, which are a rare species that grew up in the special economic zone, and know how to abide by the principles of fair trade.

Suck a little blood from you, and in return, before leaving, he also smeared a layer of mucus on your skin, and guaranteed to cause redness, swelling, heat and pain on the skin, Fan Tianjiu was particularly favored by this mosquito.

Because of mosquito bites, in the three days of the college entrance examination, Fan Tianjiu had a fever on the first day, diarrhea on the second day, and fever and diarrhea on the third day.

I was not good at learning art, and my body was not good. The results of the college entrance examination can be imagined.

There is no greater grief than heart death, and his parents are completely desperate for Fan Tianjiu to go to college.

Since you can't continue your studies, you can only get a job.

So his parents communicated with a friend named Li Tong and asked Fan Tianjiu to work as a salesman in his logistics company.

In fact, at that time, Fan Tianjiu had not completely given up on going to college. So I kept Li Tong hanging all the time and didn't go to work with him.

Because Fan Tianjiu felt that he had also filled in the volunteer after all, he couldn't catch up with the last shift.

But Li Tong made a phone call twice in three days, fooling Fan Tianjiu and saying how rich it was to go to him, and how hopeless it was to go to college.

In the end, unable to resist his temptation, Fan Tianjiu went.

Sure enough, I worked there for a month, earned 3,000 yuan, and became a group leader. Ironically, Fan Tianjiu is not a college student, and Fan Tianjiu's team members are all college students.

Originally, Fan Tianjiu's parents gradually accepted the reality that he failed in the college entrance examination, and Fan Tianjiu's life became more and more comfortable.

But all this began to change because Fan Tianjiu received a strange notice.