Chapter 109: Toad Military Division
The thin man with the long roe head rat eye is one of the thieves who 'waited for the rabbit' in Qinchun Garden that day - the little toad, counting it, he can be called a military advisor in that group of thieves, mainly relying on the flexibility of the mind, otherwise the thieves are all five big and three thick, how can there be a place for him to mix rice and eat.
It's just that the little toad has been very depressed these days, first the big pie that fell from the sky - the treasure cave, came and went quickly, he didn't catch a thing and it was almost like a dream, and then he robbed and met two female perverts, not only did he have no choice but to confess the secret of the treasure cave, he wanted to cooperate but the woman who turned out to be grandma deceived him of the treasure map, not to mention, he actually colluded with the government and got them all in!
The little toad looked at the sky at a melancholy angle of forty-five degrees, fortunately he had a good attitude of admitting his guilt and was excited, and he came out with some money, but the poor brothers were still in the black prison and grabbed steamed buns with rats.
But!
Little Toad never thought of it!
He shook a pair of triangular eyes and glanced downward, the tiger just opened his bloody mouth, and he was so frightened that he firmly hugged the trunk of the tree with both hands and feet, and his whole body was shaken out of a layer of sweat, almost scared to pee!
It's this damn dead boy, I don't know where he came out, what is wrong with it, provoke this big guy to come out, so that he just got into the forest and didn't know what was going on, so he was chased and fled for his life, and he ran for more than an hour, and his feet were blistered with blood.
If possible, the little toad must spit out a mouthful of phlegm on the dead boy's head, phew, you are really unlucky!
Under the tree, the tiger kicked on its hind feet, spread its limbs, and a hungry tiger pounced, its eyes showed a fierce light, and the domineering staring at the young man in front of him was completely looking at the food that was about to enter his mouth.
The man in brocade had messy hair, and most of his face was stuck to beads of sweat, and he could only vaguely see that the outline was delicate and his skin was bright, and he should have grown up from a small brocade clothes and jade food.
He half-knelt on the ground, leaned back, his eyes wide to the extreme, and the tiger's vigorous and powerful figure was reflected in it, the light of the sun was broken and dimmed, and his sloppy eyes were full of despair, so desperate that even superfluous expressions such as horror disappeared.
His physical strength has reached the limit, not to mention that his fists can't beat the tiger at all, even if he has a weapon in his hand before, he can't even pass a move, and even lost his sword.
The wind roared and the smell was so strong that he couldn't feel it, and only one thought crossed his mindβI want to be stronger.
The fittest survive, the strong are respected, and the weak eat the strong.
In the face of a beast that has no mind and acts only on the desire to survive, this sentence clearly emerges.
In fact, this is not only reflected in the food chain, but also everywhere in life.
The strength of human beings lies in the rich, powerful and powerful, and you can control everything, including money, fame, and beauty.
If you are weak, you will always be bullied, toyed with, and ridiculed, but you have no strength to resist, just because you are weak.
However, he didn't think about a question, you are going to die, how to get stronger.
When the tiger's front paws swooped down in front of the man, his body tightened into a bowstring of arrows, gritted his teeth, clenched his fists and roared, and he actually stood up, and seemed to have regained all his strength.
That's why the old saying goes: human beings never know where their limits are, and death often brings out the best in a person!
"Old, Lao Tzu will fight you with his bare hands for three hundred rounds!"
As the voice came out, he stomped his feet to the ground, and the man lunged out, his fist slamming into the tiger's eyes.
The little toad who saw everything in the tree was stunned.
'Ticking' is saliva falling out of the little toad's wide open mouth, very indecently.
"Courage is commendable, but ......" The little toad slapped his lower jaw with his palm, closed his mouth, shook his head and sneered: "Sooner or later, I will die." β
The little toad was right, because the young man pounced and grabbed and punched like this, and his posture was in place, and the result was ......
Not to mention beating the tiger, I didn't even touch a tiger hair!
"Ahh
Bang!
The young man was slammed into the pile of fallen leaves by the tiger, and a slight 'click' was mixed with the cry of pain, which seemed insignificant.
The man covered his shoulder with one hand, his painful face was wrinkled, all deformed and distorted, his face was as white as paper, his forehead was bruised, and he didn't see any movement to get up for a long time, which showed that the pain was extreme.
The tiger flicked its tail and walked with graceful and vigorous steps, its eyes the size of copper bells dyed a trace of blood red, but this time it seemed unhurried, as if it was interested in watching his dying struggle with the eyes of victory, and as if silently mocking this weak human being, it dared to tease it for so long, and still has the heart to resist, it wants to teach him to be reincarnated and become a new man.
"It's miserable." The little toad sighed in his heart, saying that he could not gloat, but he also had no mercy and sympathy.
Originally, the little toad was a thief, and he was prejudiced against those children of the family, in his opinion, it was just a group of people who were reincarnated, and they didn't do their jobs every day, and they would only rely on their own power to make a fortune outside, and they couldn't get used to it.
The little toad would never admit that he was envious, jealous and hateful.
The tiger walked three steps in front of the man, and it raised its head and let out a long roar, with the power of the king of beasts, it shocked the forest, showing its domineering momentum.
After a few breaths from its nose, the tiger stepped on its four paws in place, finally getting impatient with the game of cat and mouse, and pounced again!
The little toad closed his eyes and recited a sentence of Amitabha Buddha in his heart, which can be regarded as an overdose for the dead boy in advance, don't look for him when he dies.
The forest fell into an oppressive silence, except for the rustling of leaves, the rolling and falling of dead leaves, the fluttering of birds, and the sound of no more sound.
The little toad rubbed his chest, his heart was okay, he was quick to react, otherwise he was the one who was eaten by the tiger...... Wrong!
It stands to reason that tigers don't eat so elegantly, why is it so quiet, and there is no chewing sound at all?
Just as the little toad opened its eyes, a clear voice came into its ears first.
"Mu Mu, you said that the tiger brain or the tiger claw is more complementary, alas...... It's a pity, otherwise it should be quite domineering to peel off the skin and make a tiger skin coat, well, let's do it, gouge out the eyes, I heard that the eyes are a good thing. β
The corners of the little toad's mouth were straight, and he said in his heart that who dared to talk to Grandpa Tiger like this, isn't that looking for death, the lessons of the dead boy are still there.
Thinking of this, the little toad's eyebrows were twisted into two strands of hemp rope, but this voice was inexplicably a little familiar, where did you hear it?
He got up as he thought about it, and just looked down......
The woman in red who spoke was radiant, her posture was free and easy, her eyebrows were full of heroism, and her demeanor was outstanding.
"Oh my mother! Ahh
The little toad was so excited that he forgot that he was still sitting with the trunk of the tree, so when he jumped his feet, didn't he fall directly to the ground.
That ass hurts!
The little toad didn't bother to rub it, but rubbed his eyes with his hands, he must have seen it wrong and hallucinated.
Otherwise, why would there be this female star in front of you!
"Yo, come out?"
The little toad almost cried, this is not a dream or an illusion, it is a real person.
"Female ...... Female king, I didn't rob, just passing by, if you are always busy, continue, and the small ones will not bother you. β
The woman in red was naturally Shen Lingjun, she put her hands around her chest and raised her eyebrows: "Little frog? Big grasshoppers? What's your name......
The little toad had a bitter face, and did not forget to show a flattering smile: "Back to the female king, the little one is called the little toad." β
"Oh, toad." Shen Lingjun shook his head, "This name is really strange. β
The little toad wants to scream, Lao Tzu called the little toad not a toad, hey!
But he didn't dare, he just wanted to leave quietly now, so as not to be worried about this female evil star and he would be unlucky.
If Shen Lingjun heard his heart, he would inevitably refute, there is a difference between a little toad and a toad?
But that's not the point, the point is ......
The little toad had time to pay attention to the surrounding scenery, and he didn't care about it, and pointed to the behemoth in front of him tremblingly: "This ...... This and this ......"
Actually dead?!
Wow, he also saw the majestic tiger lying there motionless, the key is that the fur on its whole body is gone, gone!
Seeing the tragic state of the tiger being charred into a piece of black charcoal, the little toad seemed to see his fate, and a layer of coolness climbed on his back, and his whole body trembled.
He was sure that this must have been done by the female pervert in front of him!
Don't ask him why, he just knows!
No wonder this female pervert just said that it was a pity to have her fur, otherwise she would have been stripped off as a tiger fur coat or something.
He now wants to sympathize with the tiger.
Just when the little toad was thinking about it, a figure next to him flew past him, and the fast movement made him think he was a ghost.
"Master!" The voice is high-pitched and with obvious surprise.
The little toad's triangular eyes narrowed, wasn't it the dead boy who ran over just now, what a thing, and worshiped the master on the spot, hum, sure enough, it was the son of the family who met the wind and the rudder, he must know that the female pervert is capable of pulling the relationship, he is the most ashamed of this kind of soft egg!
"The female king, what you said is right, it just so happens that the little one also thinks that his name is very strange, it is better for you to give a small name, and the small one will always remember you in the small heart with the name you give, and the small one will also set up a dead card for you......"
"I'm not dead yet." Shen Lingjun said coldly.
"The longevity card, the small one is wrong, it is the longevity card, and the small one must be ......"
"Phew! What are you, get out of the way, don't think about being close to my master, my master's master is a genius, a person in ancient times, unique, which is something like you can flatter casually. β
"Hey, I haven't beaten you just now when I was chased by a tiger, believe it or not, I smashed you back into your mother's womb with a hammer." The little toad rolled up his sleeves and spat on the ground, the new hatred and old hatred were added together, making him want to beat the dead boy to death, and he was chased together and almost lost his life, even if he was better than him, he couldn't bear it!
"Fight, fight, master has been unhappy with you for a long time!"
Shen Lingjun leaned against the tree and patted Su Musha's shoulder: "Mumu, let's watch the two monkeys play tricks first." β
Two people preparing to fight: "......"