Chapter 342: Long Po, Long Time No See
"I really envy you, the miscellaneous department doesn't have so much trouble~"
Zhou Fa took a sip of coffee.
"The two of us swapped?"
"Uh......" Zhou Fa choked and hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no!" ”
Although Lin Xucheng's miscellaneous department does not have high-intensity cases, every case has to greet ghosts and gods, and ordinary people still avoid it, how can they rush to post it?
"By the way, do you want a newcomer in the miscellaneous department?"
Zhou asked as he dropped his coffee cup.
"Brother Fa, don't be kidding, you know where I am" Lin Xucheng turned sideways and said: "Even if you don't want a newcomer, you have to sign a life and death certificate if you throw it over, and it's useless for the timid to come." ”
"I'm just asking, maybe there will be a few new people to stuff for you, you can't keep ...... Right? Although Zhou Fa's words were not clear, the meaning between the lines was very clear.
The Great Serpent King, the Broom Star, and the Little Witch.
One is a big brother who is used to stealing, and he is a gangster.
One is the broom star, and whoever is next to him will be unlucky.
There is also one who can't do anything but chant the scriptures, and is clumsy.
If it weren't for the 2002 Special Forces Admission, this group would have been kicked out of the ranks of police officers long ago.
"If there is an obedient and easy-to-use newcomer, of course I welcome it" Lin Xucheng grabbed a piece of information and slapped it on the table: "Found it, I'll go first...... That's right! ”
Lin Xucheng stood up, grabbed the coffee cup, raised his head and drank it all, sighed, and put the cup on the table: "Ha!" Brother Fa, remember to put less sugar next time! It's so sweet! ”
"It's coffee, you think it's soda?"
Zhou Fa stood up helplessly and sorted out the messy desktop that Lin Xucheng had messed up.
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"Sir Lin, go on a mission"
As soon as Lin Xucheng took out the car keys, a voice of greeting came from his ears.
"Sir Wu, it's early!" Lin Xucheng nodded at Wu Liji, who came forward to say hello.
"I heard that the miscellaneous department is very busy, and there are not enough people under me, so you can call me at any time if you need to!" Wu Liji handed over a postcard.
"Good ......" Lin Xucheng took the postcard and was suddenly stunned.
He had just come to his senses, and it seemed like he needed it too.
But not for people, but for ghosts!
The Miscellaneous Affairs Department is responsible for cleaning up supernatural events, but human beings have almost zero knowledge of things in the psychic world.
He already had the idea in his head, and the postcard happened to be the first step in solving the problem.
"Not only to help people, but also to stand out for ghosts, not only can your hands be white, but you can also make the miscellaneous department have some influence in the spiritual world."
Lin Xucheng slapped the steering wheel.
"Horn ——!!"
The sound of the horn brought him back to his senses.
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During the day, all kinds of people are busy and busy, and the winding laws are generally moving mechanically.
At night, people can finally breathe a sigh of relief.
"Is this plan really reliable?" Bobbi helped Kiki, dressed in simple bridal makeup, out of the bedroom.
Aunt Lan sat on the Taishi's chair, smiling and waiting.
Two pillows lay in front of her toes.
On the wall behind it is the word "囍" cut out of black paper.
On the table are incense burners, melons and fruits.
It's like going to the grave to worship the ancestors, more like getting married.
"Since you're here, it's just right!" Aunt Lan turned her head, her godless eyes locked on Bobby.
Bobby's body shuddered and fell to her knees on the pillow.
"Mom!" She spoke in the voice of a man.
Kiki also knelt down and shouted like a marionette, "Mom." ”
"Good, good!" Aunt Lan stretched out her hand and wiped her tears: "Qiqi is a good girl, the two of you will have a good life together in the future, do you know?" ”
"Got it!" Poppy nodded vigorously.
"Son, it's all that Lin Xucheng, if he hadn't been a hindrance, our mother and son would not be separated by yin and yang."
"Mom, whether I am a human or a ghost, I will always be by your side!" Bobby's voice trembled, as if she was crying.
"Of course, no one in this world can separate our mother and son!" Aunt Lan nodded vigorously: "After the two of you get married, you will have a partner, and you will have a few fat boys." ”
Bang!
The door was slammed open.
A peachwood sword flew in and went straight to Aunt Lan's front door.
"Something, dare to hurt my mother!" Bobby, who was kneeling on the ground, stood up violently and smashed his fist on the peachwood sword, knocking the peachwood sword flying, but his body only shook slightly.
Wow!!
A thin figure rushed through the door, ran a few steps, stomped on his heels, twisted his waist and spun in the air, and reached out to grab the peachwood sword.
After landing, he immediately played a set of sword moves.
Just listen to the wind whizzing.
"Ahh Poppy screamed, was poked by the peachwood sword, shook the whole thing, and fell to the ground!
The sword is closed, Xiao Wei backhands the sword, and stands still.
But it wasn't over yet, when a yellow cloth banner flew and wrapped itself around Bobby, who had fallen to the ground.
"Ahh Yes! Yes! Poppy screamed at the yellow cloth banner covered with cinnabar charms.
It was Ah Wu who made this move!
"Let go of my son!" Aunt Lan stood up and rushed towards Ah Wu.
"Town!" Xiao Wei held a yellow talisman and pasted it on the peachwood sword wound, and shook his right wrist violently, and the air "Bang!" "It was like a cowhide whip flicked over, and with a bang, it was whipped on Aunt Lan.
The Xuanhuang aura exploded on the peachwood sword, and Aunt Lan flew out!
"Demonic Outer Path!" Serena Williams said disdainfully.
He himself has already taken the second big step, although he doesn't have much actual combat experience, but just relying on the mana realm suppression, it is enough to gain the upper hand!
"Let go of my husband! Let go of my husband! Kiki, who was kneeling on the ground, suddenly stood up.
She grabbed a pair of scissors in her hand and rushed towards the nearest Williams.
Williams does a front flip and kicks her right foot on Kiki's lower abdomen.
Boom!!
This kick seemed to be kicked on an iron wall.
Williams was bounced back instead.
"It's not good, God bless big brother, help me!" Williams had to dodge.
The scissors slashed over, stabbed and cut off the yellow cloth banner!
Bobby escaped, her body floating strangely, and standing beside Kiki to help.
"Let me come!"
At this time, there was another shout, and Aze flew in, and a gossip mirror hit Bobby's forehead.
Boom!
Poppy's body went limp, and she fell to the ground.
It took two seconds for her to open her eyes and rub her eyebrows: "I just now, what's wrong?" ”
"It's okay, don't worry......" Aze didn't miss all the opportunities to take advantage, he hugged Bobbi and helped her up from the ground: "I'm here." ”
Bobbi pushed Aze away and leaned towards Awu on the side: "Brother Wu, what should we do now?" ”
The gossip mirror hit Poppy's forehead and knocked out the male ghost who was possessed by her.
At this time, everyone saw how hideous the male ghost was, and a piece of his chest was rotten, and it was difficult to guess how much torture he had suffered during his lifetime.
Aunt Lan and Kiki, who was fascinated by ghosts, also stood up, standing beside the male ghost on the left and right.
The two of them are a ghost, fighting with Ah Wu, Xiao Wei, and Ah Ze, and who loses and who wins, but they dare not make a conclusion.
At the beginning of the fight, Poppy was already stunned and fell to the ground.
"Oops!" Aze screamed and was beaten out: "Otherwise, I'll play dead too?" ”
He looked at Poppy who fell to the ground and no one cared, and his heart was crooked, and he fell to the ground and pretended to be a dead body.
The battle on the other side was in full swing, and Xiao Wei was wielding a peachwood sword alone, which was more than enough to deal with Aunt Lan and his ghost son. It's just that Kiki, who is an ordinary human, needs Ah Wu to contain her.
The peachwood sword shook off the flowers, making a move to use its strength, pressing the hilt of the sword with his hand, and swinging the tail of the dragon when he turned sideways, which expanded the victory even more.
Aunt Lan and the ghost son, the two were beaten out again.
"Okay!" Aze, who was squinting to pay attention to the battle, couldn't help but raise his fist and shouted excitedly: "Kill them!" Beat them to the ground! ”
A series of cold eyes swept over, and Aze immediately shut up and silenced.
"Humph!" Aunt Lan didn't get up for the first time after she fell to the ground, but felt something out of her arms.
In an instant, a gloomy aura hit.
Xiao Wei, Ah Wu, Ah Ze, and the three of them had hallucinations in front of their eyes.
It was as if thousands of lonely ghosts were coming at them, and the three of them were fighting the air in the living room.
Only then did Aunt Lan get up from the ground: "Son, when they are exhausted, send them to hell!" ”
"Yes, Mom!" The ghost son nodded obediently.
Suddenly, I heard footsteps and high heels in the distance.
Ah Le trotted with his girlfriend JOJO to follow.
He was worried that Aunt Lan was in danger, but he didn't expect it to be another picture, Aunt Lan was holding a knife, and there was a ghost standing next to her!
"Grandma, what's going on?"
"Aunt Situ?" JOJO RUBBED HIS EYES VIGOROUSLY AND LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN IN FRONT OF HIM.
But when she rubbed it twice and opened her eyes again, she found that the face of Aunt Situ she saw just now was just an illusion.
Aunt Lan's face returned to normal again.
"Stop it, Grandma!" Ah Le dissuaded: "It's still too late! ”
"Ah sir, do you think that by virtue of this question, you can catch us?" Aunt Lan seemed to have heard a joke and asked sarcastically.
"They're certainly no match for you."
A voice came from outside the door.
Leather shoes on the floor, footsteps sharp.
Lin Xucheng, who was wearing a suit and holding a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, walked in.
He stretched out his right hand and held a cigarette.
Gently puff out the white smoke.
With his left hand, he took out a small brass bell from his trouser pocket, which was only the size of three thumbs and belly.
Shake it gently and the jingle bell rings.
In the chaos, Xiao Wei, Ah Wu, and Ah Ze came to their senses at the same time.
"Uncle Shi!!" Xiao Wei excitedly shouted, "You're finally here." ”
"Uncle Shi? Isn't it, that cop in the newspaper? Aze looked at Lin Xucheng in surprise, he didn't expect to meet Lin Xucheng in this kind of scene.
Lin Xucheng's eyes kept on Aunt Lan's face.
His eyes seemed to have successfully seen through Aunt Lan's disguise.
The corners of the mouth are slightly hooked.
"Long Po, long time no see!"