1. Marvel World
In the south of New York, Brooklyn is a straight and spacious but dirty and dilapidated street.
At night, the commercial streets, office buildings and residential buildings in the distance are lit up with bright and dark lights.
A young Asian man in a plaid shirt and jeans squatted sneakily by an intersection outside East Fleibaš, who had been on the side of the street for more than four hours.
His name is Gao Fei, and he is an unemployed young man who does not belong to this world.
Eighteen hours ago, Goofy woke up from a dream to find himself in a completely unfamiliar world, and at the same time there was an extra memory in his mind that did not belong to him - this was the United States, which had the same name as a Western country in his original world, and in addition to this, there were many "celebrities" in this world that Goofy was familiar with.
Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Norman Osborne......
The characters who originally only appeared in comics and movies became real characters in this world, and Goofy also became a member of this world.
Not only that, but Goofy is also bound to a "superhero system" by handing over him, and Goofy can upgrade by obtaining other people's "worship points" or "admiration points" (Admiration points), so as to improve his various attributes.
It seems like a thrill to travel through the system, but Goofy is extremely devastating.
As a veteran otaku, he doesn't want to travel over, let alone to the Marvel world, which destroys the world at every turn!
Goofy just wants to go back to the world that originally belonged to him, sit on the sofa in his own home, open a bottle of fat house happy water, and watch the superheroes on TV fight around, instead of being a superhero himself.
So Goofy decides that he has to go back, back to the world he came from!
Fortunately, there is a bug in the "superhero system" - after the death of the host, the host can return to the original world before the time travel.
However, this is a system full of positive energy in line with the core values of archeryism, which strictly prohibits all behaviors that are harmful to the physical and mental growth of the host, which means that the host can never end his life by self-discipline, self-harm, etc., and even bad habits that are harmful to his physical health such as smoking and alcohol cannot be enforced.
Once the host has a tendency to harm itself, the system will automatically take over control of the host's body.
In the same way, actively picking quarrels and provoking troubles and endangering the personal safety of others are also expressly prohibited by the system, which means that Goofy cannot instigate passers-by in the Marvel world to kill him and thus forcibly die.
Under the constraints of the superhero system, Goofy can hardly find a way to die quickly, but as a system full of positive energy, all self-sacrificing behaviors are allowed by the system.
In other words, if the host is protecting others, public safety, or collective property, then he can do harm to himself - in other words, you can't die meaninglessly, but you can die by doing what is right.
In the "simple people" of Brooklyn, it is too simple to be brave and righteous, and there is no challenge at all in this task, such as the busy crossroads in front of Gao Fei, which is a good place for heroic righteousness.
On one side is East Fleish, Brooklyn's famous black district, and on the other side is the famous dirty nightclub "Dark Winger" in the South Side, where drunk driving, drug driving, and unlicensed driving abound, which makes the intersection in front of you infamous as the nickname "Death Crossing".
In the first half of the year, there were a total of 19 traffic accidents at this intersection, which killed two people on the spot, and a considerable part of Brooklyn's police force was put here, but unfortunately with little effect.
There are no police cars stationed tonight, and the unruly prodigal sons around him have completely liberated their nature, and in Goofy's view, this "death intersection" is the door to his return to the real world.
The hazy night is like a deadly bell, and as the night gets deeper and deeper, the nocturnal creatures in the city gradually begin to lose their minds.
With the roar of subwoofers in the distant nightclubs, the occasional vulgar swearing of East Flebah, and the cautious glances of scrambled passers-by across the sidewalks, Brooklyn natives know it's on the edge of hell.
Goofy stared intently at the intersection, hoping for when a speeding fast train would come out.
"Come on, come on, where are the bikers? When did Brooklynns become so law-abiding? What a disappointment for me! ”
The hard work paid off, and Goofy's nearly five-hour wait was not in vain, as the two LED headlights from far and near, there was a sudden roar of an irritable engine on the streets of the South District, and a yellow facelifted sports car was speeding towards with exhaust fumes!
At this time, there were four pedestrians passing by on the sidewalk, two of them white aunts were vigilantly aware of the danger, and flashed to the side with small steps, a young black man was tall and left the danger zone in two steps, and a young nurse with headphones did not know anything about the speeding car, and was still walking on the verge of death.
The corners of Gao Fei's mouth hooked up a smile: "I like your spirit of not being afraid of death!" ”
"Boom, boom, boom......"
The engine was getting more and more agitated, and the yellow sports car ran through the red light and headed straight for the crosswalk, and if nothing else, the nurse was about to be sent to the sky.
At the last moment, Goofy jumped up like a cheetah, he took three steps and two steps around the crowd in front of him, and jumped to the nurse on the sidewalk.
"Be careful!"
Miss Nurse was first shaken by the headlights of the speeding sports car, and then saw the hungry tiger on the opposite side fluttering like a hungry tiger, and she was caught off guard by two completely different frightens in two directions, throwing away the leather bag in her hand and screaming in horror.
But her screaming only lasted for a short second, and soon she was pushed out by Goofy, when a shrill brake sounded, and the yellow sports car braked urgently, cutting two deep black tires on the ground, and then knocking Goofy to the ground with a "bang".
Goofy rolled around twice, and there was a dead silence around him.
A moment later, the crowd erupted in a scream of terror.
"Someone's killed!"
"Someone has been killed again!"
"It's really a dead end......"
"Call an ambulance!"
But after about half a minute, Goofy, who was knocked off, struggled to get up.
"Damn, it's not ...... dead"
Gao Fei only felt that his left elbow was in sharp pain, and it felt like it should be broken, and it was still crushed, but his consciousness was very clear, and he had no intention of dying—it was obvious that he had not succeeded in dying.
Frustrated, Goofy turned around angrily and walked towards the yellow sports car that ran a red light and hit people.
At this time, the driver of the yellow sports car timidly climbed out of the car, and with so many people watching, a hit-and-run was not a good idea.
It was a strong, middle-aged Latino man with the smell of alcohol on his body, and it was obvious that he must have just had a drink in the Dark Wingers.
"How do you drive?" Ignoring the sharp pain in his left arm, Goofy rushed up and grabbed the middle-aged man's collar.
"Right...... I'm sorry, I ......" The middle-aged man had a good attitude, and he wanted to apologize with a big tongue.
But Goofy's next sentence forced all his words back into his mouth.
“…… How come you can't even kill someone?! ”