Chapter 337: To Each His Own Mind
Although the pig is scared to death, the juggling of the monkey killing the pig is of course just talk.
"Is it really necessary?" Lu Heng squinted at Chen Xuanzang, "Is there any exorcism team in the world that makes a living from juggling or even begging?" You are not afraid of being embarrassed, we still have to face Boss Chen. ”
"Yes, yes!" Zhu Gangguan still had palpitations, and his eyes were very resentful when he looked at Lu Heng, obviously still angry about Lu Heng's sentence of monkeys killing pigs. However, in view of the fact that he is the weakest of the four, he is indispensable for any dirty work, and Zhu Gangguan is still resolutely opposed to fate and performance.
"Boss, we're going to be despised by all the exorcists." Pig Gang persuaded him.
Sun Wukong also said: "Anyway, don't look for me, if I want to be a Monkey King like this, it is better to be suppressed by Rulai again." ”
Lu Heng's words immediately received the support and echo of Sun Wukong and Zhu Gangguan, and the three of them opposed Chen Xuanzang together.
In fact, this is also Lu Heng's intention, whether it is performing or turning into a relationship, Lu Heng doesn't want to get involved, so from the beginning, it is necessary to completely prevent this incident from happening.
Chen Xuanzang can't be the master of this matter, as a disciple of Buddhism, his education and identity limitations make him have to do this, since this is the case, Lu Heng has to give him a reason to have to think of another method, and show it to the Bodhisattva above the Nine Heavens.
The three of them jointly forced the palace, this is the best reason, it is reasonable.
"That's not begging! It's fate! Chen Xuanzang corrected, "I am a monk, and it is natural for me to turn into a relationship, what does this have to do with face?" ”
"You're a monk, but we're not." Lu Heng said, "There is no reason for us to turn into fate, so we go to turn into fate to ask for food." ”
Chen Xuanzang sighed: "Okay, even so, what about the showmanship?" What's wrong with showmanship? What's so bad about being self-reliant? ”
Lu Henghu said suspiciously: "Boss Chen, are you an exorcist?" How do you always look at things through the eyes of mortals? The reason for the performance of the rivers and lakes is because they have no other skills, so they can only make a living by selling arts. But what are we? Exorcist, big brother! We have careers where we make a living, so why do things we are not good at? Of course, the general can sweep the streets, but the general obviously has a fight, so why do he have to sweep the streets to eat? ”
Chen Xuanzang sighed again: "But for a while, where can we find demons?" Now everyone is tired and hungry, and they always have to eat, right? ”
Lu Heng smiled and said, "You can't have a bottom line in order to eat." So, there's a demonic spirit in this town, so I'll look for it first and see if I can get our dinner in order. ”
Say it, and without waiting for Chen Xuanzang to reply, he turned around and left.
Sun Wukong's eyes flickered, and he said, "I'll go with Lu Liar." ”
"What about me?" Pig Gang shouted.
"If you stay, it's really not good, we can still eat pig-killing vegetables." Sun Wukong caught up with Lu Heng and didn't look back.
Zhu Gangguan was full of cleverness, and squeezed out a smile to Chen Xuanzang's stiff face: "Boss, this is not true, right?" ”
Chen Xuanzang smiled: "Don't be stupid, I'm a vegetarian." ”
"Hey, Lu liar, I don't feel right." Sun Wukong caught up with Lu Hengdao.
Lu Hengruo glanced at him meaningfully and said, "What do you want to say?" ”
"You don't play stupid!" Sun Wukong looked at Lu Heng with disdain, "You have a bad stomach, I don't believe you can't see that Chen Xuanzang is wrong!" Do you dare to say you didn't suspect him just now? ”
Lu Heng smiled: "Then tell me, what's wrong?" ”
Sun Wukong said: "With our realm, it doesn't matter if we don't eat for hundreds of years, but he is really hungry." ”
"That means he's gifted." Lu Heng walked through the noisy bazaar while casually perfunctory.
"As you said just now, he does things like a mortal, and he doesn't look like an exorcist at all." Sun Wukong stared at him in front of Lu Heng, "You say-will we be bluffed by him?" ”
Lu Heng stood still and said with a smile: "Do you think he is actually a mortal at all?" ”
"Don't say you didn't think so!" Sun Wukong waved his hand.
"Who was the one who beat you like a dead dog?" Lu Heng asked, "How do you explain?" ”
"Don't mention the dead dog again!" Sun Wukong screamed in shame, and then said: "Maybe we are all mistaken, in fact, it was the Buddha who made the shot, not him at all." ”
Lu Heng smiled and said, "Then you go and kill him." ”
After that, he bypassed Sun Wukong and continued to walk forward.
"Hey!" Sun Wukong grabbed his arm, "In case he is really a mortal, but we are bluffed by him, wouldn't it be shameless to be known?" I don't care, you're a heavenly ......"
"I don't care." Lu Heng interrupted him with a smile, "Monkey, if you want to provoke me to kill him, just say it." ”
"Nonsense, he's my benefactor, how could I do such a thing?" Sun Wukong denied it awe-inspiringly, "Do you really want to do it?" ”
"I don't want to." Lu Heng sneered, "If he really knows how to slap it, won't I suffer?" ”
"But if he's mortal......"
Lu Heng smiled and pointed at Sun Wukong: "Monkey, I'll do it this time, remember, you owe me a favor." ”
"Cut, I don't know what you're talking about!" Sun Wukong looked disdainful, let go of Lu Heng's arm, pretended to look around, and said, "What are you going to do?" ”
"Just give it a try and you'll know." Lu Heng's eyes fell on a green cow locked in a cage in the juggling group.
Sun Wukong followed his gaze: "Little calf spirit? Do you want to try Chen Xuanzang with it? He couldn't even beat the pig. ”
"So what does it matter?" Lu Heng asked rhetorically, "If he is really a mortal, he can't beat any demon, if he is not, then it means that mortals are just his appearance." ”
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said, "If he really doesn't have the ability......"
"Then we'll never see him again, what's there to ask?" Lu Heng said with a smile, "If he has the ability, let's honestly mess with him, and mix it up until his whole body is full of truth, goodness and beauty." ”
"True, good, beautiful, ......" Sun Wukong smiled disdainfully, he didn't know what he thought, and the violent color in his eyes flashed.
"Two distinguished guests, do you want to see juggling?"
A short dwarf stood in front of Lu Heng and Sun Wukong with a smile on his face.
"You're the head of this juggling troupe?" Lu Heng asked.
"The head of the regiment is a contemptible person." Gnome Road.
"We're exorcists, and you're here, there's a monster." Lu Heng pointed to the green cow essence.
The dwarf looked back, turned his head to look at Lu Heng and Sun Wukong, suddenly took a few steps back, and shouted loudly: "Children, catch the liar!" ”
As soon as the words fell, a group of people suddenly rushed out from inside, and the momentum was violent.
Lu Heng sighed, turned his head to Sun Wukong and said, "That's why I hate being a good person." ”
Sun Wukong sneered: "You just talk too much nonsense." ”
He walked in front of the green bull spirit in three or two steps, slapped the cage apart, and raised his chin: "Hit the street, come, hit me!" ”
"Moo!"
Rumble!
After a cup of tea, Sun Wukong stepped on a half-dead, bull-headed monster, and said lazily: "It turned out to be Lao Niu's subordinates, alas, the current little demon is really getting worse and worse." ”
The bull demon trembled and begged for mercy: "Grandpa Sun, for the sake of my king's face......"
"Shut up! Where does your king have face? Sun Wukong kicked the bull demon's mouth and flesh blurred, and he couldn't speak.
The dwarf leader glanced at the bull demon with trepidation, and led a group of trembling jugglers to salute Sun Wukong and Lu Heng together.
"Two heroes, this green cow was picked up by us outside the town, since it came to our juggling troupe, we have people missing every day, now that I think about it, we must have been eaten by it......"
There were cries from the crowd.
The dwarf shook his head and sighed: "Before, I was blind and thought that the two heroes were liars, and I almost blamed the good people." ”
He beckoned, and the person on the side immediately brought a plate of copper coins.
"Those of us who run the rivers and lakes are a group of bitter haha, this is a little bit of our heart, please don't dislike it."
"Monkey, collect the money, leave." Lu Heng shouted.
"Why me?" Sun Wukong was unwilling, "You don't have long hands yourself?" ”
"Why don't you talk to Boss Chen later?"
Sun Wukong snorted, grabbed the copper coin with one hand, and held the bull demon in the other hand, and took the lead in leaving.
Lu Heng nodded to the dwarf: "Thank you." ”
"Don't dare, thank you hero!" A group of people knelt together, and Lu Heng left with his hands in his hands.
"Are there really youkai?" Chen Xuanzang looked incredulous, looking at the bull demon thrown by Sun Wukong on the ground.
"Absolutely." Lu Heng smiled and said, "We are professional exorcists, we know that Boss Chen has your own concept of exorcism, so we didn't kill him, we specially arrested him and handed him over to you for probation." ”
Chen Xuanzang's expression suddenly froze, and he smiled unnaturally: "Haha, there is Mr. Lao Lu, but I think this bull demon has already learned its due lesson, so let's release it." ”
Lu Heng stared at his eyes and seemed to smile: "This bull demon has eaten several people, Mr. Chen actually wants to let it go?" Can't you influence it? Have you been lying to us all along? ”
The atmosphere suddenly froze, Sun Wukong's gaze was deep and weird, and Zhu Gangguan also thought of something, and his eyes kept turning.
"How so!" Chen Xuanzang snorted, "Okay, I'll influence it now." ”
"Then leave it to Boss Chen!" Lu Heng smiled with relief, "Pig head, you and the monkey go buy some food, I'll go see if there are any other monsters here, this cow demon will be handed over to Boss Chen, no problem!" ”
Sun Wukong gave Lu Heng a thumbs up and pulled Zhu Gangguan away.
Lu Heng smiled at Chen Xuanzang and turned to leave.
Chen Xuanzang is a fancy thing, Sun Wukong will see it sooner or later, rather than waiting for Sun Wukong to debunk this matter, it is better for Lu Heng to do it, and just solve the tail that followed all the way.
Chen Xuanzang looked at the backs of the three of them and sighed deeply, then his eyes fell on the shocked bull demon, revealing a loving smile: "Your surname? ”
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