【058】 Human Bomb (Reward you for a short story.)
The small food shop is blessed with a unique environment, and the business is very good. In addition, the time is at the peak of getting off passengers, and the passengers who get off the bus are hungry one by one, looking for a place to fill their stomachs.
This cooking restaurant looks good, and even Zhong Kui feels good. So he just wanted to join in the fun and taste the taste of this roasted dish.
The master and apprentice also knew that their presence had caused someone to be unhappy, and had quietly set a trap for them to touch.
Zhong Kui ordered at the front desk, glanced at the store, and found that there was still a table where no one was sitting, so he called Xiao Ming to hurry in and occupy a place.
Xiao Ming, who was not used to crowded places, looked nervous, looked around, and suddenly tripped over the leg pole stretched out in the air.
'Bang' fell a dog eating Xiao Ming, and before he could react, he was grabbed by the collar by a drunken man, scolding with a mouth full of wine: "The potatoes that ran out there, Nima stepped on the master's feet so painfully." ”
The drunkard's drinking frightened Xiao Ming and made him feel depressed. It was obvious that he was wrestling by himself just now, and he was so scolding. couldn't help but get angry, and angrily fought the bull, "It was you who tripped me, how can you scold people?" ”
"Master's legs are so long, you bastard don't admit your mistakes to your master today, and you don't want to leave. If you don't pay for this meal, you will let you go as soon as you are happy. "The drunkard has a red face, and even his neck is red like a turkey face. The body was crooked, drunk, and went crazy with wine.
The quarrel between the two of them instantly attracted the diners in the store, and people's eyes were on the drunk man and Xiao Ming.
Zhong Kui, who was ordering at the entrance of the front counter, heard the noise and hurriedly walked over.
After careful questioning, he concluded that Xiao Ming's wrestling must have been caused by this drunken man. The other party's purpose in doing this is actually to look down on the countrymen, and their practices and mentality are quite bad.
He was taking a closer look at the man's face and couldn't help but be secretly surprised. Busy said to the drunk: "Big brother, don't give children general knowledge, hurry up and go to the hospital!" ”
"I'm your grandmother's bear, you dare to curse you?" The drunk man said that he was tall and fat, and he raised his meat fist to smash the black-faced man in front of him.
Zhong Kui stretched out his hand to hold his fist, twisted his thick eyebrows, and glared at him with big eyes: "Kindly remind you, if you don't believe it, you will lose your life if you delay for another half an hour." If I go to the hospital now, maybe there is hope. ”
The diners in the restaurant, at first glance, heard this black-faced man who didn't seem to be very good say such strange things. One by one, they lost their interest in eating, and crowded up to watch.
Seeing this, Zhong Kui secretly screamed that it was not good, and hurriedly pulled Xiao Ming to hint that he was going out of the store quickly. Xiao Ming, under the care of his master, retreated to the back.
When the drunkard saw that the child who had stepped on the man was leaving, he stretched out his big hand and grabbed him.
The onlookers were coaxing, watching the excitement, and some wanted to take this opportunity to rub oil. The people who rub the oil are definitely not idle people, they have a trick, they can secretly move other people's money and become their bag.
The drunk man grabbed Xiao Ming in his hand, refusing to give up, his body swayed, and he looked like a drunkard.
The people who make a fuss are not funny people, in fact, they just want to make the situation bigger and make it boiling.
"It's good to call this kid Grandpa."
"Blackface, you just said that he can only live for half an hour at most, is there any basis?"
"I said drunk, your life is at stake, hurry up and worship this black-faced man. Maybe he's already cast a spell on you, and he's cursed you. ”
The atmosphere was once high, and the chatter was endless. The owner of the cooking restaurant is anxious, and the waiters who have worked hard in the store for most of the day are anxious.
The boss said; If today's meal money is not recovered, they will have to get out of the house or have their wages deducted.
To tell the truth, the current farce is still in the middle of **, who can stop it? Unless a police officer comes in to maintain order, things will have to go on and on.
The drunk man originally wanted to make trouble, and with the coaxing of these crowds, he had no fear to make a big fuss, but he almost didn't overturn the roof of the restaurant.
Seeing that things were out of control, Zhong Kui was anxious!
He secretly condensed a breath in his chest, and then slowly spit it out, and suddenly roared: "If all the people in the store don't evacuate as soon as possible, you will also suffer." ”
As soon as Zhong Kui's roar came out, the scene suddenly fell silent. But it was only silent for a few seconds, and then a burst of laughter erupted.
The laughing people also pointed fingers and ridiculed him for being alarmist. Some people also joked loudly: "Nima is really a madman who came to the metropolis, and you tell us what will happen later?" Could it be that the earth is going to explode? Or is it an alien invasion of Earth? ”
When the joker finished speaking, it caused a burst of unbridled laughter.
As the people laughed wildly, someone noticed that the drunk's face had become difficult. It was not that he was unhappy and became ugly, but his whole face turned from red to purple, and even his lips were shaking, but he couldn't scold a word.
The people began to stir, and all eyes were on the drunk.
Xiao Ming also got out of the drunkard's hand gently and skillfully at this moment. Zhong Kui immediately grabbed him and walked outside, and the people crowded in front of the drunk, seeing this scene, also hurriedly dispersed.
The owner of the cooking restaurant remained silent and walked outside to stop Zhong Kui, who was about to leave the cooking restaurant. He was asked to give a reasonable explanation for what had just happened.
Zhong Kui said seriously: "Hurry up and shout 120!" He's hopeless. ”
"How is that possible? They are strong. ”
"This person is in a trance, his steps are vain, and he is angry, and I am afraid that he will die in three hours."
The boss was skeptical, but he really took out his mobile phone and dialed 120.
Just when the boss and Zhong Kui were negotiating outside, the drunk man suddenly fell on his back, just like he deliberately tripped Xiao Ming, and fell a dog to eat.
People panicked, and they all hurriedly paid and left the store, and went outside to stop the master and apprentice who wanted to leave the restaurant. They all suspected that the black-faced man Zhong Kui had cast some kind of magic trick to harm the drunken man, this was the rhythm of killing people, and the cause of the trouble was naturally imposed on their master and apprentice.
Zhong Kui thought; Nima, I saw a ghost car early in the morning. Sure enough, it was a bad omen, and he encountered such an unfortunate incident.
The drunk man was quickly pulled away by 120, and Zhong Kui and Xiao Ming were temporarily detained in a cooking restaurant by those arrogant people.
The seizure is the seizure, but the five internal organs temple cannot be wronged. He Zhong Kui didn't take this thing seriously at all, took out the money, ordered a braised beef tendon, a potato roasted fat sausage, and ate it regardless of the 3721 taste.
An hour passed quickly, and the owner of the restaurant kept an eye on the situation of the drunk man who was pulled away by 120. The worker who followed him to the hospital told him that he had sent the drunk man to the operating room, as if he was going to have surgery or something.
Just when the owner of the cooking restaurant put down the phone, the time was exactly three hours as Zhong Kui expected, and the worker's call came......
The owner of the restaurant looked quite scary when he answered the phone.
The drunk man suddenly fainted, 120 pulled away, and was taken to the operating room, where the doctor prepared for the operation...... The medical staff administers anesthesia to the patient lying on the operating table, and the physician raises the scalpel to begin the ......
There was a loud bang, and the doctor was startled by the sudden fishy stench on his face. He was indirectly injured all over his body, and the culprit who caused his injuries was the body of a drunk man lying on a hospital bed.
The drunk's whole body exploded, believe it or not, there was a human flesh bomb?
Later, after a consultation with the hospital, the results came out quickly. Before the onset of the disease, the drunk overeats, ingests large amounts of food, and drinks alcohol. Food and alcohol are fermented in the stomach pouch to produce biogas.
In the operating room of the hospital, there is oxygen, and there is a baking oven that is placed next to the operating bed to prevent patients from catching a cold. The explosion is certain, it has nothing to do with Zhong Kui's half a dime, but it was just a logical conjecture that came out of the logical conjecture that the drunk was going to have an accident from the other party's appearance.