Chapter 58: Dawn
The sky is slightly bright, the reddish warm light creeps out of the horizon, the breeze warms, and the temperature is just right to make people want to fall back into their soft bed.
As the last working day of the week, people are always in a state of passivity and laziness. But this Friday morning, the Internet exploded early.
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"Did you hear that?! Did you hear that?! Last night there was a big hole in the sea on the edge of our country! ”
"Big hole? I've heard it's a moat with no end in sight! The sea separates the two sides, and below is the abyss! ”
"Seek the truth!"
"Ditto!"
Underneath the post is a bunch of verifiable information.
"Come to my new post, leave a message and scatter flowers, and put a picture after five hundred flowers!" A new post pops up out of nowhere.
"Six-six!"
"This is probably another deception."
"Just look at the name and know it~_~!"
"Real-name report, no thanks!"
"Red Candle Leather Whip? It's really funny to post the name of the master! ”
Maybe it was because the wind direction strap ran away, and the "Red Candle Little Leather Whip" put another message on the top: "If it is false, drop a pound of 300 degrees of hot wax!" ”
"Stick to the main cow b!"
"I will pay for the candles, and the owner can rest assured!"
"Just rush to stick to the Lord's courage, I will pay for the coffin!"
"Don't talk about those useless things, after the master leaves, I will take care of his daughter-in-law and brothers!"
……
With the coquettish name of "Red Candle Little Leather Whip", although the comments are under a bunch of saucy operations and countless ridicule. But 500 free flowers were still given.
Soon 500 flowers put up the sticker. But the post hasn't been updated for a long time.
"Post the master, send a photo quickly!"
"That's it, how about I help you swing the little leather whip?"
"Hehe, if it's really a liar, there are fools sending flowers, when I was a child, I ate too much milk powder in the four roads."
"I didn't expect that there would be a space civilization, and the troll culture still sticks to its roots and is strong!" As soon as the last message came out, someone replied below.
"It's just telling the truth, such a sassy name, you can tell at a glance that you are not a good person!"
"How do you speak? The owner of this post has returned. The little red candle whip suddenly appeared.
Then a new message is pinned to the top.
"I've just been slightly delayed because of the management of the company, and the real picture is coming!"
"666, still managing the company? Did you graduate from elementary school? ”
"Maybe it's because the reincarnation talent is full? The elementary school may be all sticking to the owner's house. ”
A wave of ridicule suddenly appeared in the comment area.
"It's so sour, huh." The red candle leathers snapped a title, and then attached a blurred picture of the two sides of the sea below.
"At that time, I was playing with the United States in my own seaside building, and I happened to run into it." The red candle is attached to the small leather whip.
"Island film quality? It's p's, right? ”
"Ask the great god to slap you in the face!"
Obviously, this picture does not convince the melon-eating masses. Public opinion has begun to deviate again.
"A small building by the sea? Can the sticker make the cow fly higher again? ”
"Bringing beauty or entering beauty? Realistic map! ”
"There are thousands of truths, and bragging is the first one. After blowing, there is no picture, and the relatives are in tears. ”
"You ...... It's unreasonable! The poster sent a row of angry expressions.
……
In a small seaside building, a round humanoid creature that looked three or four hundred from a distance and more than two hundred catties up close was dazzled by the keyboard in front of him.
"Oh, poverty does not limit your imagination, but completely stifles it!"
"Haha, you're right, my reincarnation point is indeed full, how can I drop?"
"My little leather whip never cheats! Not like you trolls! ”
"The seaside building is not expensive, in my eyes, it is actually the same price as your bicycle, hehe!"
Fang Zheng's face was flushed, and every time he replied to a message, he pounded the table angrily. One person sprayed hundreds of comments alone, and he had the domineering style of sweeping thousands of armies. At the same time, there is a hint of a smile on his face.
Boom! Rumble, smack!
Fang Zheng was startled by the sudden noise, because the shock was excessive, a back, and the weight of its own factors, the chair that was rolled up completed its life's mission at this moment.
Boom!
"Oops!" Fang Zheng rubbed his buttocks, and scolded and scolded, "Internet trolls are really a group of tumors!" Social scum! ”
"Zheng, what are you doing?" There was a knock at the door.
"It's okay mom...... I accidentally fell. ”
"Oh, is that alright?"
"Don't worry, I'm fine!"
"I mean! You have rough skin and thick flesh of hundreds of pounds, of course it's okay! ”
"......" Fang Zheng wants to cry without tears.
……
In the Capital Hospital, Lin Zi was wearing a hospital gown, lying in the high-end VIP ward of the Capital Hospital, with Tian Xinyi and Shengsheng sitting next to him.
"Come, ah~" Tian Xinyi took a toothpick and inserted a piece of fruit and handed it to Lin Zi's mouth.
Lin Zi opened his mouth, stuffed the fruit into his mouth, and said vaguely, "Thank you, Sister Tian!" ”
"Come, Lin Zi opens his mouth, ah~" Shengsheng on the side learned in a good way.
It's a pity that Lin Zi and Tian Xinyi threw him a roll of the eye at the same time.
"Do you usually do this to other girls in front of you?"
"No, I'll just peel an apple for another girl or something." Katsu waved his hand, "It's not a joke. ”
"Scumbag!" Lin Zi and Tian Xinyi said in unison.
"I only peel apples, I don't feed them!" Katsukatsu raised his voice a little in an attempt to prove his name.
"So you're not in slag yet." Lin Zi said lightly: "Anyway, your girlfriend is really big." ”
"I really only peel apples!"
Shengsheng really couldn't understand the two women in front of him, and sure enough, he was still considerate. A happy smile appeared on Katsukatsu's face.
"If I have a chance to introduce, I have to give this sister a vaccination." Lin Zi smiled.
"Excuse me!" Shengsheng waved his hand, he still had this thought, but after listening to Lin Zi's words, Shengsheng felt that it was better for the two not to meet, so as not to take his girlfriend badly.
"Anyway, Lin Zi has made a great contribution this time." Katsu changed the subject.
"What's more! If it weren't for Lin Zi, our Nanyun Kingdom might have lost five transcendentals! Tian Xinyi thought of this, the smile on her face brightened again, and her comrades-in-arms survived again.
"Yes, yes, I'm going to be the hero of the forest for the righteous superwoman!" Lin Zi laughed twice and tried to show his biceps again.
There was a knock on the door.
"Please come in!"
Lin Chong opened the door and waved to the three people in the room with a smile, "Hello everyone." ”
Shengsheng and Tian Xinyi also returned the salute with a smile, and then Tian Xinyi said, "Since Brother Lin Zi is here, then we won't disturb your brothers and sisters." ”
"Gone of the woods!" The two said goodbye to Lin Zi.
Lin Zi suddenly didn't speak, just smiled and waved goodbye to the two.
Seeing the two leave, Lin Zi suddenly exhaled deeply, and then puffed out his mouth again, but his eyes were dyed red.
"Brother~" Lin Zi threw himself into Lin Chong's arms and cried loudly.