With the setting sun, Wu Yue drove Gwen home, and had already accepted the other party's invitation to go to her boudoir for a cup of coffee or something.

As a result, when he saw George Stacy, who was wearing a police uniform and standing at the door, he immediately dispelled this unrealistic idea and returned to the manor.

"Hey! It's not a good habit to drink alone, little one, long nights......"

When Wu Yue opened the wine cabinet and took out the wine bottle, suddenly there was a cheap ridicule behind him. Turning his head in surprise, he saw a guy in a dark red leotard and two Japanese-style knives standing in the middle of the living room......

"Little?" Wu Yue said with some uncertainty.

He can say with 100% certainty that when he returned to the manor, Lingzhu had already checked the entire manor and found absolutely nothing unusual, so where did the gay guy in front of him come from?

"Call me Lord Deadpool! You idiot! ”

As he spoke, Deadpool suddenly pulled out his pistol from both sides of his thigh, and shot at Wu Yue is series of shots, and shouted in his mouth, "I didn't expect Lord Deadpool to revise the timeline once, and he accidentally bumped into my black fan, you bastard, did you send those messy posts on the Internet with a trumpet?" ”

Ding, ding, ding......

Wu Yue conjured up a Lingzi lightsaber, and used the arrow-breaking style of Dugu Nine Swords, and in an instant, heavy sword shadows appeared in front of him, slashing all the incoming bullets to the ground.

“wow~~！！！ How did you do that? It's faster than Deadpool's knife, and what the hell is the arrow-breaking style? ”

After the two shuttle bullets were fired, he was stunned that he failed to hurt the enemy, and if he pulled off the hood, he would find that Deadpool's mouth had opened into a big 'O' shape.

"You've been beeping for a long time, is it over?"

Wu Yue raised his hand and waved, and dense blue points of light suddenly appeared in the air, and then the two merged into one, forming countless Lingzi daggers, floating around Deadpool, and in an instant, all his escape routes were sealed.

Wu Yue took a few steps forward, stared at the other party and said viciously, "Now I'll ask you to answer, dare to say a word of nonsense, I will shoot your balls immediately!" Tell me, what are you doing here? ”

"Of course I'm here to bring you soap! In other words, why do people in your world like soap so much? ”

Deadpool shrugged his shoulders and put on a harmless look, with the surprise attack that he had just drawn his gun and fired, Wu Yue didn't think that this guy with abnormal nerves would be so obedient.

"Don't you answer, do you?"

Wu Yue's fingers trembled slightly, and when even more than half of the dagger shot down, swishing, like a rainstorm pear blossom, he instantly shot the guy in front of him into a sieve.

In a moment, Deadpool's entire body, from head to toes, was full of Lingzi daggers, and blood sprayed out as if it didn't need money, gathering into a large pool of blood stains on the ground.

"Huh? Your belt......"

Wu Yue originally thought that when he released the Lingzi dagger, Deadpool would borrow the spatial shuttle ability of his belt to flash elsewhere, but he didn't expect the other party to just stand in place, letting hundreds of daggers be inserted in his body, no matter how you look at it, it is a little inexplicably weird.

In other words, this is the movie version, and the belt can only be used for time travel, and there is a limit to the number of times...... Really Nyima Weak Chicken!

Deadpool didn't care about the wounds on his body, and he still had that gay tone.

"Yo! You've found out! Damn Twentieth Century Fox, didn't tell me you were so strong, you had pulled Coulis as a shield if you knew about it. ”

"Huh?"

Wu Yue's heart moved, recalling what Deadpool said when he first came, as if he was here to correct the timeline...... In other words, because of his own existence, he disrupted Marvel's timeline?

It turns out that my brother is already like this?

After thinking about it, Wu Yue didn't say a word, stepped forward and grabbed Deadpool's head, ripped off the hood, and saw the pineapple-like face that seemed to have been trampled on the ground countless times, Wu Yue couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Hahaha...... I'm sorry! I either mean to laugh at your face, or I can't help it......"

"Sure enough, it's black powder!"

As he spoke, the wounds on Deadpool's body had already recovered as before, and suddenly his hands reached behind his back, holding the hilt of the knife, and while drawing the knife, he slashed at Wu Yue's neck left and right.

"This is Edelman?"

Wu Yue casually clicked twice in front of him, only to hear two sounds, and the two knives that were slashed down were shot out by a huge force, one was inserted into the ceiling, and the other was inserted into the door frame.

To his surprise, with his huge strength of more than three tons, he couldn't destroy those two knives with one blow, and he couldn't even leave scratches on them!

Wu Yue's eyes couldn't help but light up, good thing!

To tell the truth, if it is Deadpool in the comics, he may be able to make two moves with Wu Yue, and the movie version of Deadpool is a rookie in front of him! Even the half-hung Dugu Nine Sword is enough to beat him.

"And your belt, too, belongs to me!"

Wu Yue's feet slammed, and his speed suddenly increased several times, and the index finger and middle finger of his right hand were inserted into Deadpool's eyes. Deadpool hurriedly deflected his body to dodge the attack, but at this time, Wu Yue quickly changed his moves, turned his five fingers into claws, and grabbed his belt with lightning-like probes and pulled it violently.

Unexpectedly, the leggings that had lost their waistband just ran down their thighs and fell to the ground......

Time seems to be frozen in this second!

Deadpool stared at Wu Yue with big innocent eyes, and his expression seemed to say, no matter how anxious you are, you don't need to be so violent......

"Oh, it really wasn't meant to be! Lao Tzu has no interest in your chrysanthemums at all! ”

Wu Yue raised his hands and made a gesture of surrender, "By the way, shouldn't you make a one-piece tights?" Anyway, your little tintin like a tree branch won't be a support. ”

"Which superhero has you ever seen in a one-piece bodysuit? Well, no, Superman seems to be ...... Didn't he pee standing up? ”

Deadpool didn't have the shyness of little Tintin exposed to outsiders at all, holding his right elbow with his left hand, rubbing his chin with his right hand, posing as if he was thinking about life, and complained indignantly, "This damn faggot, deceived everyone!" ”

"So you want to be a superhero, what a pathetic guy! I don't even want personality for the sake of the box office, which is disappointing. ”

Wu Yue glanced at the other party with disdain, turned around and put his belt on the table, and poured himself a glass of wine.

"Fuck, Deadpool 2 definitely wasn't what I meant, I was going to encourage that kid to blow up that perverted research institute, do you know, that stupid screenwriter has been headshot by me!" Deadpool said in annoyance.

"Didn't you follow the script? What's the point of saying this? ”

Wu Yue said sarcastically, "Superhero Deadpool, what a catchy name!" ”

"Deadpool won't be coerced by fans, especially a perverted black fan like you who covets Deadpool's chrysanthemum, I can save him today, and I can kill him tomorrow, well, that's it!"

Deadpool lifted his pants, ripped off his sleeves, and tied them around his waist.

"So, what are you here for? Fix the timeline? Don't tease me! That's just another script that the director has assigned to you, keep it up, poor kid, maybe the future Deadpool 3 or 4 will surpass the little spider at the box office......"

"It seems to make sense for you to say that, how about giving me back my belt? I'm going back. Damn the director, damn the timeline, Deadpool-sama isn't here to do this! ”

has been abused unilaterally in a row, and Deadpool has long lost the desire to fight.

"By the way, what year are you from?" Wu Yue suddenly asked.

"The year Deadpool 2 was released."

"Mao! I hadn't even started crossing that year! ”

"That was the year Deadpool 3 was released, who knows!"

Wu Yue hesitated, "So, the future me...... Forget it, I won't ask, and you are not allowed to spoilers! ”

"Lao Tzu wants spoilers, in fact, I'm quite optimistic about you green Logan!"

Wu Yue's head was stunned, and his body was in a trance, "Who?" Wolverine? That guy is over a hundred years old, how old does his daughter-in-law have to be? Do I have that heavy taste? Besides, why should I Uncle Green Wolf? ”

Just when he was stunned, Deadpool suddenly rushed over, grabbed the belt on the table, and pressed the button. When Wu Yue came back to his senses, it was too late to stop it......

"Bye-bye! If you can't satisfy her, call Master Deadpool......"

Deadpool's cheap Chong Wu Yue waved his hand, and his figure flashed, and he had disappeared without a trace.

"Just your little tint thinner than your pinky finger?"

Wu Yue sneered disdainfully, but the other party couldn't hear it anymore.

(End of chapter)