Chapter 17: Zhou Dan's Name
Zhang Xiaoxiao was also frightened by this suddenness, and fell to the ground all of a sudden, staring at the heads of the people around my waist with her eyes.
I slowly got up from the ground, comforted Zhang Xiaoxiao and said, "Don't be afraid, zombies and ghosts have seen it, what are you afraid of." ”
Zhang Xiaoxiao took a few breaths, and said after a long time: "This is all of a sudden, who is not afraid." ”
That's right, after all, it's good, a talking head suddenly appeared, can you not be afraid?
I took off the three heads pinned to my waist, and then put them on the ground, and said to the head:
"Big brother, that, I'll bring you out now, and I'll bury the white door here."
After saying that, the head didn't respond to me, so I took it as a tacit approval, and then I took out the dagger that Zhang Xiaoxiao gave me before, and began to dig on the ground.
In a short time, I dug out three holes that were not big or small, just enough to put down these three heads.
I slowly lowered the human head into the hole, and then gently buried it with earth, making three "mini" tombs.
After doing all this, I patted the mud in my hand, looked at Zhang Xiaoxiao, and said, "Okay, I bought this, what are you afraid of." ”
Zhang Xiaoxiao swallowed her saliva, looked at the slightly bulging small dirt bag on the ground, then looked at me again, and said, "This ...... What the hell is going on? ”
I took a deep breath, and then told Zhang Xiaoxiao everything I saw and met after going down the cave.
Zhang Xiaoxiao nodded thoughtfully, and then didn't say anything, just like that, after a half-ring, the sound of the rumbling stomach finally made us start to move again.
"Gotta find something to eat, I'm dying of hunger." Zhang Xiaoxiao touched her stomach and said.
At this time, my stomach rumbled uncontrollably.
"Let's go, let's go down the hill and see if we can find a stream, catch a fish, drink water or something." I picked up the dagger and said to Zhang Xiaoxiao.
Zhang Xiaoxiao nodded, and then, like an eighty-year-old lady, slowly got up from the ground and followed me to the bottom of the mountain.
The reason why I want to go down is because there are fewer poisonous insects and beasts under the mountain, and it is not dangerous, and secondly, because of the drop and other reasons, there are generally streams, mountain springs and the like under the mountain, and finally, after today, the chief of the three rivers will come to pick us up, so it is a little more convenient.
I took Zhang Xiaoxiao to the foot of the mountain, searched for a long time, and finally found a shallow stream.
"Do you have anything on you that can scoop water?" I touched Zhang Xiaoxiao and said.
Zhang Xiaoxiao glanced at me and said, "How can you be like a big girl, where is the thing to scoop up and drink in this case, just lie over there and drink it." ”
I stretched my nostrils wide, let out a sigh, looked at Zhang Xiaoxiao, and thought, okay, you are enough for you!
In the end, I walked to the river, took a few sips of water and drank it.
"There's fish in there!" Zhang Xiaoxiao suddenly pointed to the front and shouted.
I couldn't help but glance at Zhang Xiaoxiao and said, "Shh...... Some fish were scared away by you. ”
Zhang Xiaoxiao scratched her head embarrassedly and stopped talking, while I felt a stone from the side, looked at the fish in front of me, and coldly smashed the stone in my hand towards the fish.
There was a splash on the surface of the water, and then, just when I thought I hadn't hit the fish, the fish floated up on its own white belly.
I saw that the fish was stoned to death by me so suddenly, so I hurriedly stepped forward to pick up the fish, threw it to Zhang Xiaoxiao on the shore, and explained:
"You go up there and make a fire and roast this fish."
Zhang Xiaoxiao nodded and responded: "Don't worry, I'll leave this to me" and finally carried the fish up and walked away.
I stood in the creek, holding a stone in my hand, staring at the fish in the stream, and when I saw the right time, I smashed the stone in my hand hard, and in this way, after a long while, I finally hit three or four fish, and now dinner was happy.
I carried a few fish in my hand, and then went ashore and found Zhang Xiaoxiao, only to find that she had not made a fire.
I glanced at Zhang Xiaoxiao in surprise and said, "What about the fire?" ”
Zhang Xiaoxiao shrugged her shoulders and said: "I suddenly remembered when I came up, I didn't bring a lighter, how to make a fire, I drilled wood for a long time, and I didn't even see a spark." ”
I'm also speechless to Zhang Xiaoxiao, for so long, I haven't even risen or not, what is the use of keeping such a person? I really want to throw her into the river and feed the fish......
I picked up two small wooden sticks, one on the ground, and one in my hand, and then began to "drill wood for fire", but it was really like Zhang Xiaoxiao said, I didn't even see a spark for a long time.
Seeing that it was getting darker and darker, and I didn't get up at all, I collapsed on the ground from exhaustion.
I took out the dagger, handed it to Zhang Xiaoxiao, and said, "Now we can only eat sashimi." ”
Zhang Xiaoxiao took the dagger, thought for a while, and then as if she had made a major decision, she plunged the dagger into the belly of the fish, slowly slashed it, and then cut the fish into pieces. I was embarrassed to eat it.
At this time, in order to save my life, I had to pick up the fish fillet cut by Zhang Xiaoxiao and eat it.
After eating the fish, it was already dark, I looked around and said, "This clearing is okay, I can sleep here." ”
After saying that, I lay down on the ground, closed my eyes and fell asleep, and after a while, I only felt fluttering in front of me, and then I lost consciousness at all.
I don't know how long it took, but I only vaguely heard someone calling my name in my ear: "Zhou Zhou, get up......"
I slowly opened my eyes and looked ahead, it turned out that unconsciously, the sky was already dawning, and the chief of Sanshui Dao came to pick us up.
"I didn't expect you to be hurt at all." The head of the three rivers looked at me and Zhang Xiaoxiao and said.
Zhang Xiaoxiao and I both glanced at the head of Sanshuidao, and thought, this old thing, you really want us to get hurt, don't you?
At this moment, the chief of the three waterways, who was standing aside, coughed lightly a few times, and then said:
"The United States thinks that your progress is so fast, but this is only a small part, the real devil training has not started yet, don't be too happy too early......
Devil Training ...... Am I happy to get up with me? Zhang Xiaoxiao and I were both shocked when we heard the phrase "devil training" mentioned by the head of Sanshuidao.
I glanced at the Sanshui Chief, and then said, "What devil training?" ”
The head of the Sanshui Dao smiled, and said in a mysterious way: "You want to go back to the Taoist Temple with me, let you rest for a morning, and the afternoon will officially begin." ”
Zhang Xiaoxiao and I had no choice, so we had to follow the head of Sanshui Dao back to the Taoist temple first.
When I arrived at the Taoist temple, I felt like I was paralyzed from exhaustion, and I fell asleep on the bed until the Sanshui Dao Chang woke me up again.
The head of Sanshui called me and Zhang Xiaoxiao to the courtyard again, and then handed me and Zhang Xiaoxiao a piece of paper, and said, "This is the training you have to do every day." ”
I took the paper from the hand of the chief of the three waterways, and as soon as I opened it, I almost didn't faint.
Hold the grass, this piece of paper is higher than Yao Ming!
I looked at the workout written on it, and my legs started to tremble.
Is this still humane, this paper is taller than Yao Ming, densely written with long-distance running, push-ups, horizontal bars, qi exercises, weightlifting, etc., which doesn't tire me to death......
The only humane thing is that I can eat eight full heads in one meal......
Just when I wanted to reason with the head of Sanshuidao, my eyes glanced at Zhang Xiaoxiao on the side, and the paper in her hand was compared to mine, which could be regarded as paper, at most it was a post-it note......
"Master, this is not fair." I took out my paper, which was taller than Yao Ming, and made a comparison with the paper in Zhang Xiaoxiao's hand next to me.
The head of the Sanshui Dao turned around and said, "Don't live up to the expectations of the teacher, I believe that you will be able to succeed." ”
After speaking, Sanshuidao walked back to the house without looking back, and soon after, there was a sound of a small movie......
I couldn't help cursing in my heart: "You old immortal, sooner or later, one day I will get you the wind immediately!" ”
Returning to reality, looking at such a long "devil training list" in my hand, I still have to do it after all.
I looked at the list and the first task was to run around the entire Taoist temple for more than a dozen laps.
And Zhang Xiaoxiao's task is to chop wood...... This Nima gap!
I sighed, who taught me that I didn't have money for the head of Sanshuidao, fortunately I gave him a small resource, otherwise, I'm afraid my list will be higher than the two Yao Ming!
It doesn't seem like a big sight, but because it's on the mountain, and there are bumps and bumps outside the temple, the road suddenly became stumbling, and when I finished ten laps, I almost didn't fall to my knees all at once.
I walked out of breath to the yard, saw Zhang Xiaoxiao, who was sweating profusely and chopping firewood, and said, "It's better for you to be relaxed." ”
Zhang Xiaoxiao said disapprerovingly: "You can come and try it." ”
I took the axe in Zhang Xiaoxiao's hand, and then I found that the blade of this axe is so thick with a little finger, so how can others chop wood.
It turns out that Zhang Xiaoxiao is not having a good time, and now my heart is balanced.
I dropped Zhang's axe and looked at my list to see that there were still a hundred push-ups left to do.
How frustrating is this Sanshuidao......
There is no way, after all, the head of the three waterways is also good for us, and training is not bad for us.
I wiped the sweat from my forehead and dropped on my stomach, ready to start doing push-ups.
These 100 push-ups, I can't do so much at once, I can only do a few, lie on the ground and rest for a while, and then continue to do it, so that by the time I do 100 push-ups, Zhang Xiaoxiao's firewood has also been chopped, and the sky has already darkened.
At this time, the sound of a small movie in the room of the chief of Misui suddenly stopped.
"Okay, let's make dinner now, it's still after dinner." Chief Mitsumichi roared in the room.
I looked at Zhang Xiaoxiao and motioned for her to make a fire, and I went to fetch water, and the two of them cooperated, and it didn't take much time for dinner to be ready.
Looking at the two dishes and one soup on the table, Sanshui Dao nodded and said, "Not bad, not bad, I didn't expect you to have the energy to cook such a good dish." ”
I glanced at Sanshuidao and said, "You are still not a pro-master, and you will collapse immediately." ”
The Sanshui Dao Chief smiled to himself and then said: "This is very light, you know, you can only rely on yourself when you encounter ghosts and zombies in the future, and you don't have a strong physical fitness to protect yourself, how can you do it?!" ”
I know that the head of Sanshui Dao is for our good, but I can't stand it when we are subjected to such intense training so suddenly.
The chief of the three rivers seemed to see what I was thinking, and then put down the chopsticks in his hand and said:
"Any idea why I suddenly put the two of you through such intense training all at once?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao and I couldn't help but glance at each other, shook our heads, and said, "I don't know." ”
"Don't think I can't see it, you ate the snake pill of the human-headed python in Qingfeng Mountain before, this snake pill is a treasure that has been cultivated for a hundred years, but you need to stimulate it thoroughly before it can be used by you, which is very helpful for your training."
The head of the three rivers looked at me and Zhang Xiaoxiao and said.
I nodded, thinking to myself that this was the case.
Just as I was thinking about this, the head of Sanshui Dao suddenly changed his words and said:
"However, pies can't fall from the sky for no reason, and if you don't use this snake pill well, it will have side effects."
As soon as I heard the word side effects, Zhang Xiaoxiao and I immediately played a clever role and said:
"What side effects?"
"At first, the scales of a snake will appear on the body, and then slowly it will become a snake little by little." Misui said the chief.
As soon as I heard that it would turn into a snake, I couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth: "Hold the grass, this is too ruthless, I won't eat it, I'm going to train!" ”
Frightened, I hurriedly put down my chopsticks, walked to the yard, and began to frog jump.
Zhang Xiaoxiao heard what the chief of Sanshui said, and looked at me like this, she couldn't eat anymore, put down her chopsticks, and then came to the yard and began to run around the yard.
At this time, only the chief of Sanshui Dao was still eating and drinking.
After a while, Zhang Xiaoxiao and I were too tired to move, and the two of us sat on the ground softly, panting constantly.
At this time, Sanshuidao, who had finished eating, walked out of the door of the room, stretched his waist, and said to us:
"Come on, you have dissolved the outermost energy of the snake pill before, and within seventy-two hours, if you can't completely integrate the snake pill into your body, it will be treated as a stool and it will be useless."
I seem to have heard something from the words of the chief of the three waterways...... If you can't dissolve it, you will be discharged, and you won't become a snake?
Hold the grass ...... Zhang Xiaoxiao also seemed to suddenly understand, she was deceived by the head of Sanshuidao, and hurriedly rushed to the dining table in the room.
But it was late, and there were only three empty bowls left on the table......
Zhang Xiaoxiao and I invariably looked at the Sanshui Dao chief at the door with resentful eyes, but he said reasonably:
"In order not to let you eat too many calories, so that the little achievements you have just trained are spoiled by these two dishes and one soup, the teacher will reluctantly eat it for you......"
I have a sentence that my mother sells criticism, and I don't know whether to say it or not......
There was no way, the meal had already been eaten by the head of Sanshuidao, and Zhang Xiaoxiao and I could only go back to the courtyard and continue to train.
After a long time, Zhang Xiaoxiao and I really couldn't move, we just felt like there was a fire burning in our stomachs, and in desperation, we had to lie on the ground to rest.
Lying on my stomach, in front of me, a pair of feet suddenly appeared......
I was startled, and a spirited person sat up from the ground, and when I looked at it, it turned out to be Zhang Xiaoqian.
"How did you get out?" I swallowed, looked at Zhang Xiaoqian and said.
When Zhang Xiaoxiao saw Zhang Xiaoqian coming, she immediately looked like she was not tired at all, and pulled Zhang Xiaoxiao to call her sister.
"I'm sorry, I didn't take into account that if you want to refine the snake pill thoroughly, you need to be trained to stimulate it." Zhang Xiaoqian lowered her head and said embarrassedly.
Zhang Xiaoxiao and I hurriedly waved our hands and said, "It's okay, it's okay, even if we don't eat the snake pill, we will still be trained by the devil of the Three Water Sects." ”
When Zhang Xiaoxiao and I said this, Zhang Xiaoqian's self-blame seemed to be a little less, and then she looked at me and Zhang Xiaoxiao and said:
"Pay attention to rest, you can't just practice your body, sometimes calm down, and it's good to practice qi."
I nodded, saw Zhang Xiaoqian, the strength in my body seemed to be back, smiled and said, "Don't worry, you see my body, it looks like it's so fragile." ”
"By the way, sister, is there anything wrong with you coming out?" Zhang Xiaoxiao asked suddenly.
Zhang Xiaoqian shook her head and said, It's nothing, it's just that I saw the two of you training so hard today, and I came out to accompany you.
As soon as I heard Zhang Xiaoqian say that she came out to accompany me, I couldn't help but be happy, took Zhang Xiaoqian's hand, and said, "I'm so tired today, I have a lot to say to you, why don't we go back to the room...... Hey, hey, hey. ”
As I spoke, I couldn't help but laugh.
Zhang Xiaoxiao glanced at me and said, "You are a pervert, you don't even let go of ghosts." ”
"That's wrong, she's my wife." I looked at Zhang Xiaoxiao disdainfully and said.
At this time, Zhang Xiaoqian shook her head and said, "No, now you are practicing your body, it is the time of formation, and doing that will affect you." ”
I rubbed my forehead and said helplessly, "Okay." ”
"Practice with your heart and don't be distracted." Suddenly the voice of the chief of the three waterways was heard in the room.
Zhang Xiaoqian also knew that she couldn't stay still, so she smiled at me, and then turned into a wisp of green smoke and slowly flew into the jade pendant on my chest.
"Knock knock!"
Before Zhang Xiaoqian had just flown back into the jade pendant, there was a sudden sound of a rapid knock on the door.
"Master, is there anyone in there, save my wife." An anxious voice came from outside.
Hearing this voice, the chief of the three water channels in the house hurriedly ran out and motioned for Zhang Xiaoxiao and me to open the door.
When I opened the door, it turned out to be a man in a suit and leather shoes.
"Dao Chief, Dao Chief, save my wife." The man fell to the ground and hugged the thigh of Sanshuidao and said.
The chief of the third water department hurriedly helped her up and said, "If there is anything, you say it slowly, as long as it can be solved with money, it is not a matter." ”
When is this old immortal, and he is still thinking about money......
The man in the suit nodded, and hurriedly led the Sanshui Dao chief to the door.
I saw a black Daben stop at the door, and above the co-pilot of the car, there was a woman sitting with dark circles under her eyes, long teeth and nails, as if she was in great pain, struggling constantly, but fortunately there was a seat belt to tie her up.
I glanced at the woman in the car, and I couldn't help but be shocked, because I could see that there seemed to be a yin qi around this woman.
In other words, this woman is either a female ghost or is entangled in dirty things.
Presumably what I saw, the chief of the three water provinces also saw it, and I saw that the chief of the three water courses had a heavy face, shook his head, and said:
"This is not easy to do."
Hearing what the chief of the three rivers said, the man was so anxious that he almost didn't kneel down and cried and said:
"Dao Chief, even if I beg you, you can ask for as much as you want, as long as you can cure my wife, you can do as much as you want."
At the mention of money, I seemed to see the eyes of the chief of the three waterways twinkle......
"Well, for the sake of your sincerity, I'll give it a try." The chief of the three rivers said in a tricky manner, and then he entered the house and took out his peachwood sword, cinnabar and other magic weapons.
"Zhou Zhou, Zhang Xiaoxiao, you two open the car door and let her out, hug her, and I'll take care of the rest." The chief of the three rivers said with a peachwood sword.
Zhang Xiaoxiao and I nodded, then walked to the car, opened the door, and then unbuckled the seat belt and pulled the woman out.
But at this time, this woman suddenly seemed to increase her strength, and suddenly threw Zhang Xiaoxiao and me away, and then pounced on the man.
Just when the woman was about to touch the man, Sanshuidao violently sprinkled a handful of cinnabar on her body, and in an instant, the woman was suddenly ejected and fell to the ground.
"Zhou Zhou, Zhang Xiaoxiao, go on!" The head of Sanshui suddenly yelled at me and Zhang Xiaoxiao, and then threw the red line in his hand to me, and then quickly ran towards the woman and circled her.
"Ah......h
The woman was wrapped in a red rope, looking very painful, and kept screaming.
The red rope was wrapped around the woman's body, and the red rope flashed red from time to time.
At this time, the chief of the three rivers suddenly bit his fingers, dripped two drops of blood on the peach wood sword, and then slapped the woman's shoulders twice with the blade of the sword, and the woman fainted all of a sudden.
"Go get that shawl off his face!" Misudo said as he pointed to the white shawl on the woman's body.
I was quick to see and immediately took off my shawl and handed it to the chief of the three waterways.
I saw the chief of the three waterways put his shawl on the ground and muttered:
"The good and evil of people's hearts are not known, how do you know that this person has malicious intentions, and it is not the original intention to use this immortal thing, and I hope that the fox fairy will not blame!"
I frowned, fox fairy?!