Chapter 26: If you can't talk, go to the yamen

"Zhang Xiangru, that's how you teach children?" The village chief was angry.

"Village chief, don't be angry, Miao Miao's child is also angry because she is angry, usually she won't be like this." After Zhang Xiangru finished speaking, she glared at her daughter fiercely and signaled that she was not allowed to speak.

The village chief did not bother with Zhang Miaomiao, but asked Zhang Yunsheng's daughter-in-law: "Yunsheng's daughter-in-law, what do you have to say?" ”

"I slapped Zhang Miaomiao before."

"Village chief, you see she has admitted it." Zhang Miaomiao spoke.

Liu Xiaohe and the village chief both glanced at her, and then the village chief said to Liu Xiaohe: "You continue." ”

"Yes." Liu Xiaohe nodded obediently, and then continued, "But I actually hit a mosquito, and Zhang Miaomiao also saw the mosquito, she wanted to blame the mosquito on her face, but I was kind enough to help her fight mosquitoes, who would have thought that I would let the mosquitoes suck her blood dry." ”

"You obviously just hit me, but it just happened to be a mosquito." Zhang Miaomiao was about to cry angrily.

"Anyway, it's a fight, and what you say is what you say. But the village chief, grandpa, you have to make the decisions for us husband and wife. ”

The village chief looked at Liu Xiaohe in surprise, he didn't know what the daughter-in-law of the Yunsheng family asked him to do, even Zhang Xiangru's family and those who came over to see the excitement were stunned.

"You say." The village chief was curious.

"Because I slapped Zhang Miaomiao by mistake because of mosquitoes, her mother took Zhang Daniu and Zhang Erniu to my house to scold people and smash things, village chief, you see that my door is broken."

The village chief followed Liu Xiaohe's hand and looked at the courtyard gate, and it was really broken.

"Village chief, look again, my stool is also broken, and the window ......"

Zhang Yunsheng has a black line, this woman actually pointed out all the broken places in the house one by one, and gave it to Zhang Daniu and Zhang Erniu.

Zhang Daniu and Zhang Erniu's faces turned red and green, and finally roared angrily: "These are obviously not broken by us." ”

"You say no, no?"

"Not really." The two brothers said at the same time.

"But I said yes." Liu Xiaohe is also very tough.

The village chief probably understood, and thought it was funny, but he couldn't help laughing.

"Okay, both of you are at fault in this matter, and the matter was provoked by Zhang Miaomiao, and the fault came first. But Zhang Yunsheng also beat people, so I think that's it. ”

"Forget it?" Zhang Xiangru exclaimed, "How can this matter be settled? ”

"What else do you want?" The little Jiujiu village chief in Zhang Xiangru's heart has already guessed one or two.

"He has to lose money, beat my two sons like this, although his hand is good, but there is still a wound on his face, how can he not lose some money? I think with five or six taels, I don't want more. and that Liu Xiaohe, who slapped my Miao Miao, and we have to fight back. Zhang Xiangru said a bunch in one breath.

After listening to the last sentence, Liu Xiaohe raised his eyebrows and laughed, and said, "Okay, I'll let Zhang Miaomiao fight back, but after the fight, I want to see that Zhang Miaomiao has mosquitoes in his hands, if not, I won't follow." ”

Zhang Miaomiao, who was happy for only a second, suddenly sank her face.

"I gave you a chance, Zhang Miaomiao, won't you fight?"

"Hmph, you're obviously deliberately making things difficult." Zhang Miaomiao glared at her angrily.

Liu Xiaohe said with a smile: "Grandpa the village chief, you see, she didn't fight, but they smashed our things and had to lose money, so I roughly calculated how to get five or six taels of silver." ”

"Why don't you grab five or six taels?" Zhang Xiangru exclaimed, so angry that his heart hurt.

"Then you are not the same, are the faces of the two of them inlaid with gold?" Liu Xiaohe pointed at Zhang Daniu and Zhang Erniu and said.

"Village chief, she's a scoundrel." Zhang Xiangru didn't want to quarrel with her, so he directly threw the problem to the village chief and let the village chief make a judgment.

The village chief looked at Zhang Yunsheng, and Zhang Yunsheng was about to open his mouth when Liu Xiaohe pinched his waist.

"Xiao He, what are you pinching me for?"

"Since we can't talk about it, then we can go to the yamen to reason." Liu Xiaohe ignored Zhang Yunsheng.

As soon as she heard that Liu Xiaohe was going to the yamen, Zhang Xiangru's family's face changed, especially Zhang Miaomiao, who grabbed her mother's clothes.

"Mother, I don't want to go to the yamen."

"Since you don't go to the Yamen, then this matter is settled, what do you think of Yunsheng's daughter-in-law?" The village chief looked at Liu Xiaohe with a smile, this girl can bluff people.

Liu Xiaohe rolled his eyes in his heart: Dead old man, you ask me what to do, and it's not that I have to ignore people.

However, she still replied to the village chief: "For the sake of the village chief, the yamen will not go, as long as she doesn't let us lose money, I won't let her lose money." ”

The village chief looked at Zhang Xiangru, and when he saw Zhang Xiangru nodding, he said: "Okay, the matter is solved like this, you also hurry back, you are not allowed to come to Yunsheng's house to find trouble in the future, Yunsheng has not lost anything to you, and you are not afraid of retribution." ”

Liu Xiaohe's eyes widened, and he suddenly felt that this village chief was very good, and thought about whether to hug the village chief's thigh.

Thinking about it, she started to act, she ran back to the kitchen, picked up a rabbit and ran to the village chief, and directly stuffed the rabbit into the village chief's hand, without asking if anyone wanted it.

"Hehe, this rabbit is given to the village chief's grandfather, you can go back and drink."

Zhang Yunsheng looked at his daughter-in-law's cramping eyes, supported his forehead, and especially wanted to knock her out and resist back to the house.

The village chief was also stunned, and then laughed: "Are you bribing me?" ”

The village chief deliberately, just to see what Yunsheng's daughter-in-law would say.

"How can it be a bribe, are you the kind of person who accepts bribes, village chief?"

"Of course not." The smile on the village chief's face disappeared and became very serious.

Zhang Xiangru, who was just about to leave, saw that the village chief was angry, and he was very happy, so he waited for the village chief to get angry at Liu Xiaohe.

"Since it's not, then this rabbit can't be a bribe."

"What's that?" The village chief felt that Yun Sheng's daughter-in-law was a bit interesting.

"It's a gift from a granddaughter to grandpa."

Everyone rolled their eyes and secretly scolded Liu Xiaohe for being shameless.

The village chief is also a good person, and instantly understood the meaning of this girl's words, and immediately laughed.

"Okay, then I'll take this rabbit, but I can't ask for it in vain, I'll ask Hongtu to send you money later, just think I bought it." After speaking, he said to Zhang Yunsheng, "I have time to bring this girl to my house to sit, your aunt often talks about you." ”

"Okay." Zhang Yunsheng nodded in response.

"Okay, let's go back, don't have nothing to do in the future, I'm not idle when you're idle, I don't have time to give you some trivial things."

The village chief spoke, and everyone left naturally, and Zhang Xiangru's family, no matter how unwilling they were, could only go back with their tails between their legs, because they didn't dare to go to the yamen.

As soon as everyone left, Liu Xiaohe stretched out his hand to Zhang Yunsheng.

Zhang Yunsheng looked at her hand, then at her face, frowning slightly, and asked inexplicably.

"What to do?"