Chapter 8: Dick Specialty
Ji Chen also made a few posts, but they were quickly drowned.
I browsed casually for a while.
Just then, someone bounced a private message.
"I'm back."
It's a very concise sentence, but it represents a touch of concern.
There are not many people Ji Chen pays attention to, Xue Yan is one of them, the two met on a forum, and later added QQ to each other, probably because of their peers, and they are quite chatty. The main reason is that Xue Yan likes to listen to Ji Chen's strange anecdotes about strange powers. To put it bluntly, it is bragging, one likes to blow, and the other likes to listen.
Ji Chen quit the forum, took a look at QQ, and found that Xue Yan's QQ was on, and then replied with QQ.
"I'm back."
Subsequently, he began to check one by one in groups to see if there was any business coming to his door.
I don't expect it on the forum for the time being, the post on it is sinking too fast, and Ji Chen doesn't have the time to be a keyboard warrior now.
After a while, Xue Yan sent another message.
"Where did you go this time? , the fairy world, or the underworld? ”
"The old man of the Jade Emperor's family hiccuped, and went to the fairy world to help the Jade Emperor's father do things, and then came back."
“……”
“……?”
After a short silence, Xue Yan sent another message. She is a very interesting girl, and she can cooperate perfectly with Ji Chen every time she chats.
"Can the pagoda in the Heavenly King's hand really suppress the river demon?"
"Nengzhen backyard, that pagoda also has another name, called Roman Great!"
“……”
“……?”
There was silence again. After a while, Xue Yan made a playful expression, followed by a sentence, "I searched for the Roman Emperor on the Internet just now, and I was lonely and unheard, so the king of heaven is a woman." ”
"It used to be a man."
"Got the knife?"
"Hmm!"
"According to your logic, the Monkey King's stick must have been pulled out of his crotch!"
“……”
“……?”
This time, Ji Chen was stunned.
Sure enough, when a woman is dirty, there is really nothing to do with a man, just like once a man is in a commotion, a woman can only stand aside.
After a long while, the girl returned, "It was taken out of the chrysanthemum." ”
Burst......
At the end of the network cable, Xue Yan directly squirted out the milk in her mouth, and the entire display screen was full of speckled white liquid.
Every time she chats with Ji Chen, she is very relaxed, no matter how much pressure she has at work, as long as she listens to him blow a few words of cowhide, all the pressure will disappear.
"Then the second general must be two women."
"You're wrong again......"
"Isn't it?"
"It's two pugs, one is called Uh-huh...... One is called Ahh......h ”
"What about the Roller Blinds?"
"It's just a janitor, every time the Jade Emperor goes out, he helps roll up the curtains, so he is called the curtain general."
“?”
There was a long silence at both ends of the cable.
Ji Chen promoted it for most of the day, but there was no effect, so he prepared to go offline to send Xianqiao to the south of the city to set up a stall.
At this moment, Xue Yan sent a message.
"I'll ask you a question."
"Say."
"Have you ever encountered a zombie?"
“?”
Hehe! Coincidentally, I'm a zombie, Ji Chen thought about it, and replied, "No." ”
"I ran into it, and I was raped by zombies."
"Poof......
Ji Chen was stunned, zombies can still rape you, please are you a heavenly master, you were given XX by a zombie, and if you say it, you will be laughed off by your peers.
But...... It seems that something is wrong there, but where is it? Ji Chen couldn't think of it for a while.
Maybe seeing that Ji Chen didn't react for a long time, the girl said again.
"It's true, let's meet sometime!."
"Are you flirting with me in disguise?"
"Are you willing to be teased?"
"I'll talk about it when I have time."
"Then the day after tomorrow! The day after tomorrow happens to be Saturday, and I have time. ”
“?”
Ji Chen is messy, girl, are you so? I haven't said yes yet!
After going offline, Ji Chen is still thinking about ways to make money, it looks like this industry is lucky, in this materialistic world, not many people believe this, calculate it, and there is only the live broadcast left, this thing comes to make money quickly, just show a little something, and the banknotes are flowing loudly.
Why do I show me? What are my strengths that make people attractive?
Ji Chen looked up and down.
Does a dick count?
My dick is special!!
Why don't you just play dick live?
Guan Jian is shy about this thing, and it dies when it sees the light, and it is almost harmonious when it shows its head a little, and there is a one-stop service of free tea. I heard that the people in there spoke very nicely and gently, and they didn't want to come out when they went in.
"It seems that live streaming still doesn't work, and we have to find other ways."
Just when Ji Chen racked his brains to find a way to make money. Wang Wei was lying in the intensive care unit of the provincial hospital.
He was covered with three quilts, and the air conditioning temperature in the house had reached 42 degrees. Several experts in white coats are doing various examinations with solemn faces.
Outside the door, Wang Zhenxiong and a group of important figures of the Wang family were present.
As the son of the royal family, Wang Wei's every move affects the nerves of everyone in the family.
He Lixia sat on the bench and cried constantly, she was Wang Wei's mother, in her forties, and looked very young due to proper maintenance, about early thirties.
When she received a phone call saying that her son had been beaten and was admitted to the intensive care unit, she almost fainted.
At this moment, the door of the custody room was suddenly pushed open, and an old expert of about fifty walked out.
"Dean Chen, how is my son?" He Lixia hurriedly grabbed the dean's clothes and asked.
Dean Chen sighed, "Your son's health is normal. ”
Everything works! Hehe!
I really want to splash you with a bowl of gutter oil. If everything is normal, my son will cover three quilts, and even the air conditioner will feel cold when it is turned on to 42 degrees.
Suddenly, Wang Zhengxiong shouted: "Check ...... Check it out for me, and I want to see who dares to touch my son Wang Zhengxiong. ”
As the president of the Wang Group, he was furious, and everyone had to tremble.
Secretary Xiao Liu stepped forward and whispered, "Boss, maybe we should change the direction of treatment." ”
"You mean......" Wang Zhengxiong thought thoughtfully.
"Childe's illness is so weird, and it's too sudden, I suspect it's something unclean."
As he spoke, Xiao Liu handed over a document bag.
"This is all the people you asked me to investigate in the afternoon Childe who has been in contact with him, one of them is the most suspicious, and he has had a conflict with Childe, there is information about that person, and it can be preliminarily judged that he did it."
Wang Zhengxiong opened the document and roughly browsed it, and there were some people's names inside, about thirty or so, and the name of one of them was circled with a red pen.
"Ji Chen......"
Wang Zhengxiong frowned, this name has some impressions.
"The eldest lady of the Yun family is this person who sleeps... Saved. ”
Xiao Liu wanted to say that he was sleeping, but he immediately changed his words, this matter is not a glorious thing for the Wang family, after all, the future daughter-in-law was slept with, and it is embarrassing to say it.