Chapter 1: Trouble for a Pretty Wife
"Who's turning off the lights?"
Ye Lang immediately understood that it was not the lights that were turned off, but that someone was blindfolded on him.
Not only were his eyes blindfolded, but his hands and feet were also tied strongly.
What's the situation?
Tied up just after being born again? Is this a robbery of money or a robbery of sex?
"Boss, this is the high seas, shall you do it?"
Then a man approached Ye Lang and said mockingly, "Fool, don't blame us for being ruthless, if you want to blame you for marrying a beautiful and rich wife." ”
"Do it."
Nima! Ye Lang scolded in his heart, it turned out that it was not a robbery of wealth or a robbery, these bastards wanted Lao Tzu to feed the fish.
I don't know how the previous owner of this body was mixed, how could it be so easy for people to be tied up at a young age?
"Big brother! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Ye Lang's tone was sincere and sincere, as if he was going to take out his heart.
The man's footsteps approached again, "Silly, what else do you have to say?" ”
"Boss, does this kid have a conspiracy?" The little brother next to him reminded him uneasily.
The boss laughed, "This fool is as stupid as a dog, what kind of conspiracy can he have, is it really better than you boss to be a fool?" ”
Something didn't seem right, and the boss changed his words, "I'm definitely better than a fool." ”
bar. bar. Let's do it. It still doesn't seem right.
"Fool, let go of a fart!" The boss was so angry with himself.
Ye Lang said sincerely, "Boss, I have a bank card in my pocket with a million deposits in it, anyway, I'm dying anyway, and it's a waste of money to sink into the sea, so I'll ask the boss to be a young model." ”
Million? The boss immediately blossomed, and said in his heart, this thing is really stupid enough, and he was killed and gave money to others.
This kind of stupid thing, I really don't know how the iceberg beauty Su Manxue would pick him as a man.
"Right here, in the pocket of the rope, here and here." Ye Lang indicated the location of the clothes, and the boss flipped over and over, but he was pressed by the rope and couldn't take it out.
"Nima, where the hell is it?"
One million, the boss only received 50,000 yuan for killing a person, and he couldn't get one million in front of him, how could he not be in a hurry.
"Oh, big brother, I was pressed by the rope, what can I do, I really want to honor you." Ye Lang's tone seemed to be more anxious than the boss.
"Dog, bring me the knife." The boss's tone was very resolute.
The dog said next to him, "Boss, it's not good for you to untie him, just in case... ”
"Wan you are big, Lao Tzu, I do things, do you want you to interject?"
This fool has no power to restrain the chicken, and he was beaten by him just now, what can happen. Besides, a million! Damn, these little minions are really in the way.
The boss muttered that the knife in his hand had cut the rope.
Ye Lang trembled, and the rope on his body was instantly untied like magic.
"Fool, where are you stuck?"
Ye Lang smiled weirdly, "Card? Isn't it on you? ”
The boss's face changed suddenly, "! How dare you lie to me! You stupid! I don't want to live anymore! ”
Pulling out the knife and stabbing Ye Lang, Ye Lang took it with both hands, and the knife in the boss's hand changed to his hand.
Well? Grabbing a knife with bare hands?
The boss was stunned, how could this fool become so powerful?
He just beat this waste just now, and he has no ability to fight back at all, and now he can actually grab the knife with his bare hands?
Ye Lang smiled and inserted the knife into the boss's thigh with his backhand.
"Ahh My leg! Mom! ”
Sizzle!
Ye Lang suddenly pulled out the knife, and a stream of blood spurted out of the boss's wound.
"Kill me. Kill him! Give it all to me! ”
The boss clutched his legs and shouted hysterically at his subordinates.
Ye Lang took a few steps back, sat on the sofa behind him, with an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, stretched out his tongue, and licked the blood on the tip of the knife.
"Phew!"
A mouthful of saliva happened to spit on the eyes of the dog who rushed over, the dog slowed down, Ye Lang kicked him in the stomach, and the whole person flew back.
Two more pounced on the dog, Ye Lang's body turned, the sharp knife flashed suddenly in the sun, and the two of them covered their bloody necks and fell to the ground in disbelief.
The boss was stunned.
This skill is too ruthless.
Isn't he a fool? What the hell is going on? Is it a dream?
Sizzle!
There was a huge pain in the leg, and Ye Lang's knife was inserted again, it was still the leg, and it was still the wound just now.
"I'm Nima! Ouch! It hurts me! Ancestors, alas! ”
The boss howled in pain, the dog got up from the ground, Ye Lang turned his head and glared at him, his legs weakened, and he sat down again.
The blood of the other two subordinates flowed all over the ground, and Ye Lang in front of him was like a devil.
"Good brothers help each other, you, come and tie him up."
The boss and the dog tied each other strongly, and they now decided that the two of them were by no means Ye Lang's opponents when they joined forces.
"Tell me, what kind of man am I?"
The boss and the dog were stunned, did this thing make them boast about themselves?
I didn't expect this fool to have this hobby, they kind of want to vomit.
"Handsome! It's so handsome, if I were a woman, I would have stripped off and rode on you! ”
Not to be outdone, the dog said, "If I were a woman, I would have given you a hundred children!" Really, I swear! ”
Ramble!
Ye Lang vomited.
"Nima! Even if all the women in the world die, Lao Tzu will not let you give birth to Lao Tzu! ”
"Tell me something useful, such as who I am, what I do, where I live, etc., and tell me everything you know."
The boss had a bitter face, "Don't play with us, we just take money to do things, please let us live." ”
Suddenly, his cold sweat flowed, and Ye Lang came over, still with that gloomy smile on his face.
Sizzle!
The boss is going crazy! It's still his wounded leg, or that bloody mouth! Ye Lang inserted another knife!
Oh my God! It hurt so much that he rolled hundreds of times on the deck of the ship, crying and howling from his own mother to his eighteenth generation ancestors, and his grief was incomparable.
Ye Lang looked at it with a smile, as if he admired the boss's tumbling arc and graceful movements.
After the boss's tumbling performance, Ye Lang came to the place where he was lying on his stomach again, "Roll well, do it again?" ”
"I say I say! Ancestors! You are called a fool, uh no, your name is Ye Lang, you are the son-in-law of the Su family in Xijing, and your wife Su Manxue is the president of Su's Pharmaceutical, I know so much! The conscience of heaven and earth, lie to you, I will thunder and crack in the sky! ”
I didn't expect to be reborn and still call the name Ye Lang, the immortal I met after the death of the previous life, said that let Ye Lang be reborn and come back to help his family in the mortal world get rid of the danger of breaking the family, it seems that it is this Xijing Su family.
The old fairy also said that as long as he agreed, he would pass on a set of immortal arts, plus a beautiful wife and a high-quality life.
I didn't expect to almost die when I came up, Ye Lang sighed helplessly, these days, even the gods have learned to dig and resist.
"Who sent you to kill me?" Ye Lang lit a cigarette.
The boss shook his head, "I don't know, there is a middleman named Dong Ye, who is a figure on the road, he found me and said to give me 50,000 yuan to kill you." After speaking, he lowered his head and did not dare to move.
Ye Lang looked at the dog with a smile, "Do you have anything to add?" ”
The dog shook his head violently, "It's gone, I don't know anything!" ”
"That's none of your business." Ye Lang said coldly.
The dog sighed, and suddenly had an ominous premonition.
"Ahh
Ye Lang kicked the dog into the icy sea with a fierce kick, and the rolling waves immediately engulfed him.
The boss lay on the ground dumbfounded, isn't this fool really a fool and not a devil who kills people without blinking?
Ye Lang squatted next to him and spit out a smoke ring, "Where's the card?" ”
The boss was stunned, "Card?" I don't know, isn't it on you? ”
"Smack!" Ye Lang slapped him on the ground, "Lao Tzu asked you where is the card that collected the money?" There are also passwords, mobile phones, and cash on their bodies, all handed over. ”
The boss cried, this thing not only kills people without blinking, but even the charm of robbing money is unstoppable.
The key to your own life is in the hands of this person, and you can't take it.
He put his mobile phone, bank card, password and cash, and in addition, Ye Lang actually took away the key to his house.
The boss's scalp is a little cold, and he just got a beautiful little secret at home, this guy doesn't plan to plant grass on his head, right?
Just when the boss was sad about his money and women, Ye Lang suddenly said with melancholy, "Ah! The moon is so round today. ”
The boss looked at the sky blankly, isn't it noon, where is the moon?
Suddenly, he received a heavy kick in the stomach, and his whole body flew up, and at the last moment he fell into the sea, he finally understood.
It turns out that I am a fool.
Tong! With great remorse, the boss sank to the bottom of the sea.
Ye Lang had a sneer on the corner of his mouth, in the last life, the other party dispatched more than 3,000 top mercenaries to encircle and suppress him, and only then did he die with him, these little thieves, just want to kill him?
Since he agreed to the old fairy's request, Ye Lang is a trustworthy person, so he will replace the owner of this body and help the beautiful wife's family get out of trouble.
He picked up the boss's mobile phone and rang Dong Ye's phone, "Hey, Dong Ye, the matter is done, where can we meet?" ”
"Why is your voice not right?"
"Ah, it's been the third time I've developed recently, and I've changed my voice a bit."
"Less nonsense, come to Lucca's bar."
A cold smile rose at the corner of Ye Lang's mouth, "Okay, wait for me." ”