Chapter Twenty-Six: This Sucks

Tina can be said to be Grandma Liu who has entered the Grand View Garden, although she has worked very hard to maintain the dignity of a high-ranking monk of the Holy See, but after all, she is a 'girl' child in her twenties, and she can't hide the curious light in her eyes.

"W-what is this?"

"This is a fully automatic massage armchair, which can massage like a real person."

"What about that?"

"A fully automatic fitness machine, as long as you sit on it, you can enjoy the effect of fitness."

"This and this ......"

"The kitchen automation system includes many functions such as automatic cooking, automatic dishwashing, automatic fruit processing, etc."

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Sure enough, it's a fallen planet, so you usually just have to lie down and enjoy it? ”

Tina looked surprised, isn't this a bunch of lazy pigs?

He Ruozhi saw the disgusted look on her face and knew that there was nothing good in her heart, so he sighed and said, "Whatever you need, just go to the shelf and pick it up, and put it in this basket." ”

"Hmm." Tina nodded, and walked towards the daily necessities area according to He Ruozhi's guidance, but she couldn't find suitable supplies after looking around. He Ruozhi was surprised: "'wool' towels, toothbrushes and 'soap', don't you use these things?" ”

"Yes, but everything here looks too high-end...... I'm not used to it. ”

He Ruozhi was depressed, what kind of life did this ascetic monk usually live: "In extraordinary times, just take a few things." By the way, you can see if you still need any 'female' or 'sex' products, and choose a few for yourself. ”

Tina's face turned red, this time she didn't ask He Ruozhi to accompany her, and ran over alone.

He Ruozhi finally breathed a sigh of relief, and just said to rest for a while, but it was already called away.

Tina was in a daze at the two shelves full of 'female' and 'sex' products.

"What's wrong again?"

"Well, there are so many hygiene products here, it's really hard to choose......" Tina whispered.

He Ruozhi: "......"

It's easy to escape out of the supermarket.

He Ruozhi was carrying two large bags of daily necessities in his hand, and his face was slightly abnormal.

Tina followed him honestly.

Tina can see that this world is completely different from the world she once lived and grew up in, and there is no way for her to survive in this world with her own strength, not to mention that the officials of the Setan Star Domain are still searching for her!

He Ruozhi coughed dryly and took Tina into a 'female' clothing store. He is now 'spending' a little lavishly, and he said in his heart that since this Tina is indeed the dark 'empress', then it is also appropriate to dress her beautifully.

But he forgot the identity of Tina's ascetic monk, and when he saw that those colorful and graceful and luxurious clothes were willing to wear on his body, he finally chose to choose a coat with the most ugly color and gray fluttering, and then he happily wore it on his body.

And then came the most embarrassing scene.

Buy underwear.

Letting Tina into the lingerie store is like letting a camel go through the eye of a needle into heaven.

Seeing those 'exposed' underwear models and advertisements full of erotic 'lust', Tina vigorously crossed her chest, begging the God of Light to save these fallen world's 'confused' lambs. Naturally, seeing the things cut from "rags" on the shelves, Tina refused to admit that it was underwear!

Tina stared at He Ruozhi with a vicious gaze: "Demon, did you deliberately bring me to such a corrupt and depraved place?" ”

He Ruozhi sighed: "Miss, are all the 'female' and 'sex' lingerie stores on this planet like this?" ”

"Could it be that this planet has been overrun by your undead race, which is why it has become so evil and corrupt?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ O conscience of heaven and earth! ”

Finally, at the last moment, the dedicated 'female' clerk found a few "plain" sports bras, although they were still a little different from what Tina had imagined, but they were finally within an acceptable range.

He Ruozhi sighed and stood at the 'door' waiting for her to try on.

I accidentally caught a glimpse of two 'women' and 'sex' coming here!

"Oops!"

It was too late to escape, He Ruozhi hurriedly dodged and retreated to the underwear store, pretending to pick up goods!

Unexpectedly, the two 'women' had already walked into the underwear store.

Qiao An: "Huilan, you've been a lot older lately, let my sister help you choose a beautiful underwear, okay?" ”

Huilan: "Sister Qiao An is so annoying, people ignore you!" ”

He Ruozhi broke out in cold sweat on his forehead, damn it, damn it, could it be that the God of Light and his old man were doing it in secret? How did you meet these two eldest sisters here, this and this...... Could it really be that there is no escape?

He Ruozhi tried to retreat into the corner as much as possible, while secretly praying that Tina would come out later.

The two 'women' watched and chatted, but they didn't notice He Ruozhi behind them, they quickly selected their goods and paid for them and were about to leave.

He Ruozhi breathed a long sigh of relief, but unexpectedly, the shopping paper bag in his hand suddenly broke!

A bag of 'women' rolled up to Huilan's feet with sanitary napkins.

"Uh, this gentleman, your stuff is gone." Huilan ran to He Ruozhi's side, this gentleman must have accompanied his 'girlfriend' friend here, it seems that he is still a little embarrassed!

"Thank you......" He Ruozhi stretched out his hand back with a sideways face and said in a hoarse voice.

"There's a lot of stuff on the ground, won't you pick it up?" Hui Lan asked strangely, what a strange gentleman.

Qiao An walked over: "Huilan, what are you still doing, we haven't ...... yet Yes! ”

Qiao An grabbed He Ruozhi's ear and made him turn around.

Huilan: "It's Brother Ash, no, it's not right, Brother Ash, why are you here?" ”

Joan looked at the shopping bag in his hand and frowned, "Why are you here?" Also, what are you buying so many 'female' and 'sexual' hygiene products? ”

He Ruozhi looked innocent: "I...... I have nothing to do at night, so I come out and hang out. ”

"Just hang out? So how do you explain these things? ”

"These things...... Well, the supermarket is on sale, and it looks so cheap. ”

"Really?" Joan's voice was full of distrust.

At this moment, the 'door' of the fitting room opened, and Tina came to He Ruozhi's side with a red face, biting her lip and saying, "Okay, I finally don't need to wear your underwear......"

Joan's eyes widened.

He Ruozhi 'wanted' to cry without tears, he didn't know how to explain it at all, and said weakly: "Qiao An, you, you listen to my explanation......"

"I'm listening."

"Actually...... This one...... Actually, she's my cousin who just came from the Earth's sphere. ”

"Why haven't I seen it before?"

"Because it's a very distant relative, I originally lived on Mars, and I haven't seen it before."

"It turned out to be a relative of Ash's brother." Huilan blinked, "But no, this sister looks like she's white, but Brother Xiaozhi, you're a yellow like us!" ”

"Because they are distant relatives, their branch has long been 'mixed' with white people, and my cousin may have inherited the characteristics of the other side." He Ruozhi wiped his sweat again and again, coughed dryly and said, "Originally, their life over there was quite good, but after the last time I communicated with my family, didn't everyone regard me as a big person, so my cousin came here to take refuge in me, this is what happened two days ago, so you don't know yet." Hehe, I was looking for a chance to invite everyone out for a meal......"

I don't know why, He Ruozhi always feels very weak in front of Qiao An, in fact, this matter has nothing to do with Qiao An, but ...... But seeing Qiao An's stubborn eyes with a slight hint of injury, He Ruozhi felt that his heart was also twitching.

Damn, what's going on?

Qiao An bit her lip and glanced at Tina again, and said lightly: "Let's go, Huilan!" ”

"Huh?"

"Ash, take good care of your cousin!" Joan turned around, paused and said, "By the way, I have something to tell you." ”

"How?"

"Your whole family is ready to come to see you on Tianxiu Star." Joan said calmly.

"Huh?"

He Ruozhi was sweating profusely, although he also wanted to see his parents, but now was not the time...... "This...... When are they going to come? "If you haven't decided yet, let them wait a little longer, He Ruozhi thought to himself.

Joan turned her head and said with a smile: "The spaceship they took should arrive at the port tomorrow morning, originally, they wanted to surprise you so they didn't ask me to inform you, now it seems that you and this dear cousin should go to the port to meet them by themselves!" Your parents will be very happy to see this cousin! See you soon! ”

Joan left without looking back.

He Ruozhi is as dumb as a 'chicken'.

Tina frowned, "Those two were humans. ”

"Huh?"

"Don't they know the identity of your undead clan, and it's really a 'sinister' demon...... No, the undead will have parents too? Could it be that the undead family has invaded? ”

"What are you kidding, my parents are ordinary humans!" He Ruozhi shouted.

Tina looked suspicious: "This is impossible, how can humans give birth to demons?" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Hey, hey, where am I like a demon? ”

"Your dark heart, your filthy words and deeds, and your despicable eyes are very, very demonic." Tina said seriously.

He Ruozhi sighed: "It's really an unlucky day, what can I do tomorrow?" By the way, Tina, tomorrowβ€”"

"How's tomorrow?"

"You're going to pretend to be my 'girlfriend' tomorrow, right?"

"I would rather the flames of hell burn me forever, and you demon will never succeed."

…… He Ruozhi's parents and little sister were approaching the porthole and looking at the universe.

When they came to the Five Star Fields for the first time, they were so curious about everything in front of them.

The thought of seeing their long-separated relatives tomorrow was very emotional.

The spacecraft began to adjust its course and prepared to enter the orbit of the Tianxiu Star.

On the stars of Tianxiu, the night is already deep.

…… Shavure looked at the human thermal power plant two kilometers away with satisfaction, these weak creatures could actually produce such pure energy, maybe it should consider leaving a part of the human race as slaves after taking over the entire world?

Either way, let the energy matrix have enough energy to release all the Shattered Star Demon warriors!

And then there's only one thing left for it to do.

Conquer, conquer, conquer!