Chapter 367; Only women's clothing can give you salvation
After the explosion of Asgard, on the periphery of the meteorite belt left behind, Thor is expressing his gratitude to the Nova Legion on behalf of the people of Asgard, the crisis has been resolved, and the Nova Legion is also rushing back to Sandar after leaving behind a few large ships. After all, after the battle with Ronan, Sandar Star is still rebuilding and recovering, and it is not easy to allocate people to help.
"Boss, are you really not going with us?" Star-Lord said, looking at the side of the road.
"I've been out of Earth and wandering in the universe for quite some time, and now it's time for me to go home." Lu Fang waved his hand and explained.
Hearing this, a little guy with a big figure jumped up and down in front of Lu Yifang, hugged Lu Yifang's thigh, and tried to climb onto his shoulder like a tree.
"I'm Groot~!" The little guy tugged at the collar of the road side, and his round eyes widened, revealing a reluctant look, and he wanted the road side to follow them.
"Don't worry, little one, I'm just away for a while, and I'll come back again when I have the chance." Lu Fang comforted little Groot, and then looked at Star-Lord. "Quill, during the time we left, you are the acting captain of the Guardians of the Galaxy, don't live up to the glory in you."
"Don't worry, I won't let you down." Star-Lord said with some excitement. Sure enough, the boss still values him very much, from now on he has been officially promoted from the captain of the Galaxy Guardian 2 team to the acting captain, it's hard to imagine what he would do now if he didn't meet the boss······ Well, why do I have the illusion that it would be better.
Peter Quayle, you are such an asshole, this kind of ungrateful thought, you can even have it, and your conscience will not hurt? Forcibly suppressing this ridiculous thought, Star-Lord's face appeared with a happy smile again.
"By the way, there are other little ones besides it, don't let them run around in the spaceship." Lu Fang reminded.
"It's fine." Star-Lord waved his hand disapprovingly. "It's not difficult to get them together, as long as ~ when the moon rises, light the red lanterns, and they will come out to do happy things····· Ahh I mean, the song works really well. ”
"I'm not talking about that, I mean there's a dog in this ship." Lu Fang said with some concern.
Soon, this fear became a reality, and a little Groot, dressed in a green grass grenade, ran head-on into a canine named Fenrir in the process of running. As a mythical beast, changing size is not a problem for him, but even if it has shrunk to the size of a calf, it is still an incomparably terrifying behemoth for little Groot.
At this time, everyone who saw this scene couldn't help but feel a tense in their hearts, and at this time, the fierce beast Fenrir also lowered his head, and his eyes flashed with a faint green light, staring at little Groot.
The next moment, Giant Hafenril's eyes suddenly widened, and he jumped up like a human, and shrank into the corner with a frightened face. Ever since he was beaten up by Hulk last time, Fenrir had been terrified of this green, claw-sized creature of his own claws.
Although this little thing looks harmless to humans and animals, who knows if it will suddenly jump up and bite it, there is still a probability of such a thing. What's more, the lessons learned from the past also made Fenrir make up his mind that when he faces the enemy in the future, he will first quarrel. If the other party is afraid of yelling, he will rush up directly, and if the other party raises his arms and roars back, he must seriously consider whether to follow his inner choice.
And for the strategy he came up with carefully, Fenrir was very satisfied, hum, it is the famous giant wolf Fenrir, usually lying in the snow, which IQ can be compared to ordinary Warcraft....
And in order not to let this cowardly dog come out and be embarrassed, but also to prevent this guy's true nature from being exposed, the spaceship was dismantled, and the road beckoned to Hulk and asked him to drag the cargo back.
Then he strode in the direction of Thor, who was now expressing his sincere gratitude to the Nova commanders in the name of the King of Asgard.
"As allies, it's our duty to watch over and help each other." Commander Nova said, stepping onto his ship.
The Cosmic Cube was activated again, and the powerful energy opened the wormhole leading to Xandal, and in the midst of a goodbye sound, the members of the Nova Legion and the Guardians of the Galaxy passed through the wormhole and disappeared from everyone's view.
"Brother, as a king, you deserve it." Loki, who was watching Thor at this time, suddenly spoke.
Thor turned around and looked at Loki and laughed. "I suddenly felt that in fact, you are not so bad, brother~!"
"I've already said I'm very fickle." Loki also laughed at this time, and in this smile, there was a bit of ease. He has already been a king, and he understands that some things are actually more important than the throne and the country, so it is nothing to give this king to his stupid brother, and he is very satisfied now.
"All in all, thank you~!" Thor walked up to Loki and punched Loki in the shoulder. "If it weren't for the fact that I saw your body just now and had already followed the Nova Legion back to Sandar as a hero, I wouldn't be able to help but hug you."
However, at this moment, Loki suddenly reached out and caught Thor's fist. "I've always been here and won't go again~!"
"It's your prank again." Thor, who was deceived again, showed a hint of emotion on his face. Anyway, this annoying brother is now his only relative.
"So, great King of Asgard, where are we going now?" Heimdall walked over and asked Thor at this point.
"I don't have any good ideas." Thor shook his head.
"Then go to Earth." Lu Fang said at this time.
"Earth?" Loki's brow furrowed slightly. "Are you sure this is possible?"
"On the whole, because of Thor, the Asgardians are still very good in the images of earthlings. As for the resettlement, I'll just take care of it. Lu Fang said with a smile. After Ragnarok, there are only hundreds of thousands of Asgardians left, and as for what to do after pulling these Asgardian refugees back to Earth, Lu Fang already has a plan in mind.
"Okay, I'd better be clear, is it really a good idea for you to bring me back to Earth?" Loki spread his hands and said helplessly.
"Well, this is indeed a problem, now the people on the earth who want to kill you, after addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, there are only 7 billion people." Lu Fang said thoughtfully.
Although from the perspective of the process of human civilization, the Cherita Legion led by Loki came to send experience, which not only promoted the development of human civilization and accelerated the pace of mankind entering the interstellar age, but also directly led to the establishment of the Earth Federation.
But it's also undeniable that Loki really hurt a lot of people.
"In any case, the Earth does not welcome the evil god Loki, so you should change your identity."
"There's no problem with this, casual clothes or something, I'm the best at it." Loki said with a smile.
"No, it's not as simple as casual clothes, you have to change your identity, otherwise it's easy for people to guess based on your connection with Thor and the others." Lu Fang said seriously.
"So you want me to wear a mask, pretend to be someone else forever, don't even think about it, I will never do this." Loki clenched his fists and said, he once cheated to death and pretended to be Odin in order to be the king of Asgard, so that kind of thing, Loki didn't want to experience it again.
"Don't be nervous, who said you have to pretend to be someone else, in fact you can still be you, and even in the eyes of outsiders, Thor is still your brother." Lu Fang stared at Loki and suddenly laughed mysteriously.
"What the hell do you want to do?" Being stared at like this by the passer, Loki was a little hairy.
"If I'm not mistaken, you must have met your own mother."
"No, it's a bad idea." As if thinking of something, Loki shouted.
"You don't change, I don't care anyway." The road side spread his hands. "But I want to warn you, if nothing else about the dangers on Earth, the Hulk alone is a big problem for you."
"I think I'm pretty good with Hulk right now." Hearing this, Loki said with relief.
"Who told you there was only one Hulk on Earth?" Lu Fang glanced at Loki, with the globalization of abilities, more and more people awakened abilities, similar to the existence of Hulk, although rare, but the base number is there.
"I've checked the information of the school city.,As of before I left the earth.,There's already a she-Hulk on the earth.,Ash Hulk.,Four-armed Hulk.。 Of course, the most important thing you need to pay attention to is Hulk's dad Red Hulk, don't blame me for not reminding you, he has a record of using military body punches to dismantle anti-Hulk armor. ”
"I'm changing, can't I change?" The thought of a group of philosophical muscular monsters surrounding him, Loki immediately collapsed.
"What kind of disguise is not disguised, what the hell are you talking about?" Thor couldn't help but interject, he couldn't understand what the two were talking about since just now.
"Brother~!" Loki, who was deeply in fear of being dominated by the Hulk, suddenly turned his head, gritted his teeth and asked, "Do you think it's better to be a younger brother or a younger sister?" ”
Thor: "??? ”