Chapter 3: Crosstalk is so funny

The King of Heavy Artillery: "Senior Sister Linzi, did you feel uncomfortable when you first arrived at Nanyun Academy?"

Lin Zi: "No, thank you seniors for your concern!"

The King of Heavy Artillery: "Don't be embarrassed, the senior can take you around the school tomorrow, there is a famous snack street here, there are a few snacks in it, I can take you to try it."

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"It's so shameful, who is this kid? Also the king of heavy artillery, I bah! I'm afraid it's a cannon king. Lin Chong gritted his teeth and looked at the shameless king of heavy artillery on the screen.

"Linzi, you tell my brother, which class this kid is, I'll clean him up tomorrow."

"He said his name was Cai Ke and he was a sophomore in the Department of Thermal Weapons. It seems that he is still a major with his brother. By the way, he was the gun king of the freshman group last year, brother, do you know him? ”

"Oh...... What do you want to eat tomorrow. ”

"Don't digress from the conversation."

"I don't, Lin Zi's stomach is bigger than the sky!" Lin Chong's face was natural and righteous, and there was no sense of disobedience.

Lin Zi smiled sweetly, "Braised pork, the recent special training teacher took the wrong medicine, let us practice physical fitness." ”

"By the way, aren't you going to beat him?" Lin Zi patted his white thighs, making the tender flesh on his legs tremble slightly.

"Is there one?" Lin Chong's face was full of doubts, and then he turned to a serious look, "But don't talk to miscellaneous boys in the future." How nice it would be to find some female girlfriends to play with. ”

"I wasn't going to say yes to him, Arlinn told me that this guy has a bad reputation among girls."

"Not bad, not bad." Lin Chongshen thought so.

"Who's Arlinn?"

"My new best friend."

Lin Chong didn't answer, and didn't question this obvious sick sentence.

New to me? Pal? Girls' thinking is always weird. But this can still work for Lin Chong, who has worked hard to raise Lin Zi for more than ten years.

As for how many years, don't you know how old a girl is?

Lin Chong remembered that Lin Zi had reached the damn youth age of eighteen years old, and he sighed again in his heart, I really don't know what kind of guy can marry Lin Zi in the future.

For no reason, there was another burst of angina. It's like my father's eighteen years, and his daughter, who has been raised with a handful of and urine day and night, said that it would be gone. And it's the kind that sinks into the sea.

When you have a full meal, you have to have a full burp.

The sentimental Lin Chong rose up again to find a sister-in-law for Lin Zi as soon as possible, so that he would not suddenly fall into a pitiful situation of being lonely one day.

"Lin Zi, which do you think is better, Xue Xue or Golden Retriever?" Lin Chong asked very tactfully.

Lin Zi squinted at her brother, as a brother and sister who have lived together for more than ten years, of course she knows what Lin Chong is planning.

"It's all good."

There's a play!

Lin Chongteng sat up straight and was about to speak, when Lin Zi said in a very helpless tone, "It's a pity that it's a little difficult for my brother to marry them." ”

"Sister Xue Xue won't talk about it, she is a senior sister of Nanyun Academy, and now she is interning at the Ministry of Public Security in the capital. It seems that a few days ago, I heard from Grandma Cao that she also caught two xenomorph spies. ”

"Xenomorph spy! Brother, I'm afraid you can't beat her. Lin Zi doesn't know when it started, and likes to end with some exclamatory words.

"How can there be a husband and wife who move their hands and feet every day," Lin Chong's voice gradually decreased.

"But if you can't beat it, you won't have family status! And Sister Xuexue has a strong personality, if you really want to be a sister-in-law, you really have to be a family cook. Lin Zi looked at Lin Chong with a gloating expression.

"What about the Golden Retriever?" Lin Chong contained the last hope.

Lin Zi directly threw it to Lin Chong with a look of disgust, "Although I hate the golden retriever, but she is still good except that her legs are shorter than mine, her face is worse than mine, and her strength is much worse than mine." ”

Lin:......

"But people are born well, don't they all say that they are the great nobles of the Federation, who came to study in Nanyun Academy." Girls have a natural sensitivity and the potential to be detectives about this kind of incident that is related to gossip. Although it has only been a month, I already know the information of Nagumo National Academy.

Lin Chong's dog-like back, sighing and sitting on the sofa, "Life is really hard." ”

Lin Zi only gloated on the sidelines.

"My brother is not in the mood to wash the dishes today, you go and wash them."

"Oh" Lin Zi saw that the old brother was showing his true feelings, so he didn't refute it, and walked to the kitchen humming a little song.

It is estimated that he heard the sound of running water, Lin Chong regained his strength and turned on the TV to watch the news. Elite family members like Lin Chong in the four alleys naturally watch national events.

"Now that we have entered a period of rampant xenomorphism, I hope that countries will stop unnecessary friction and disputes, make every effort to deal with xenomorph invasions in outer space, and defend our homeland as human beings......"

Under Lin Chong's feet is Nanyun Country, but it also belongs to the Blue Star. Because it is dominated by a large area of ocean, it looks like a blue planet from outer space, hence the name.

It seems to be the same as a certain ball, you say it is a coincidence.

As for the relationship with those aliens, going around is just a word that cannot be avoided by survival, space, and resources.

Blue Star is the birthplace of human space civilization, but now it can only be reduced to a place where people yearn for "places of interest".

In fact, I don't think it's so miserable, it's just not the first sequence of human civilization. The scarcity of resources has limited the development of Blue Star, which has led to the loss of talent and the migration of many chaebols, so it has gradually gone downhill.

However, in recent years, fortunately, the technical level of Blue Star has fallen into a bottleneck period in space exploration, and finally created the marine technology to explore all the deep seas of Blue Star.

Nagumo is one of the most outstanding results.

This is in fact a country built on the sea. The surrounding four federations spent huge sums of money to build a maritime country.

This is also the basis for Lin Chong to say that it is biased. The declining Blue Star, the country on the sea, isn't it a couple? The only inappropriate estimate is that it is surrounded by the four strongest federations on the Blue Star. But who let Nanyun Kingdom itself be built at someone's expense.

"Hmm...... This host is really good...... It's okay to be a daughter-in-law. Lin Chong watched it with relish.

"Lin! Rush! Lin Zi wet his hands, looking at Lin Chong's smiling face that was brighter than a flower, and the depression he said before.

Lin Chong was very calm, his smile became easy-going, and then he calmed down, "This is just right, there was a cross talk on the stage just now, it's very funny." ”

"Really? Then my brother will let me see it too. Lin Chong felt a hint of coolness behind him, and it was estimated that it was a precursor to Lin Zi's move.

Lin Chong began to search for his memories quickly, and he kept changing channels in his hands.

"Welcome to Nagumo Current ......"

“…… Welcome to the Federal Gazette ......"

"Welcome ......"

Lin Chong raised his head with difficulty and looked at the clock. Seven o'clock, what a serious time......

Lin Chong closed his eyes and looked peaceful......