Chapter 23: A Thousand Cups Don't Fall (Part II)
"This is the heavenly immortal who beheaded Huaxiong? Huang Jie Huang Aoyu? ”
Suddenly, Huang Jie heard a very gentle and elegant voice full of deep feelings, and looked up, damn! O gibbon!
Look at the appearance of a gibbon, but if you look at the face, you immediately remember that there is a Thailand on the earth where you come from, and there is a special program there.
Well, it's not, it's just Liu Bei, Liu Xuande, in fact, the Liu Bei recorded in the real history books is not so weird, in any film and television on the earth, Liu Bei's image is also a normal human image.
However, not in this world, this world is the world of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, everything perfectly reproduces the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and he is what he looks like.
In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, it is said that Liu Bei's face is like a crown of jade, and his lips are like grease", so here he is such a red-lipped and white-faced, neither male nor female.
Said that his ears were hanging down his shoulders, then now there is a pair of striking ears in front of him, uh, it may not be a gibbon, just looking at this pair of ears is a bit like the reincarnation of an elephant, but unfortunately it doesn't have a long nose.
"It turned out to be Uncle Liu Huang, no, Liu Yuanjun, no, Liu Yuzhou......" Huang Jie patronized and admired Liu Bei's strange appearance, and his brain was stuck for a while, and he casually said three titles that should not be said.
You must know that the three titles of "Uncle Huang", "Envoy Jun" and "Yuzhou" are all honorific titles that Liu Bei got after he saw Emperor Xian and was named Yuzhou Mu, and now he must not be called so.
Liu Bei was really shocked when he heard it, and he was a little relaxed, you must know that these titles are quite noble and lofty, that is the dignity that he is very eager for now, but he can't think of it!
Not only Liu Bei, but no one who was not shocked when he heard it, and no one dared to think that Huang Jie was talking nonsense, you must know that he is a god, what is the mystery of saying this?
Fortunately, Huang Jie's voice was not loud, but the environment was noisy at this time, and there were few people who heard it, so Gongsun Zan hurriedly introduced Huang Jie: "This is Liu County Order, Liu Bei, the word Xuande." ”
"It turned out to be Liu County's order, disrespectful, disrespectful." Huang Jie squeaked casually, but Liu Bei's eyes lit up, as if he had caught some peerless treasure.
"Aoyu is an immortal, but he also has the ability to know the past and the future as an unknown prophet?" Liu Bei asked, he was almost out of breath when he spoke, okay, he really dared to think about it, and he thought that Huang Jie had calculated his future.
"Heaven cannot be revealed, I have seen some possibilities for the future, but the world is unpredictable, and it may not be certain, Xuande Gong is good for himself."
Huang Jie pretended to say, okay, anyway, I'm also a god stick, and it's nothing to talk about it, and the taste of a god stick is not enough when I say it.
However, it was enough to make Liu Bei cheer and excited, this is what the gods said, not to mention that the immortals are called "Xuande Gong", this is the immortals are optimistic about themselves, Liu Bei inexplicably got great confidence.
Huang Jie only noticed what was going on at this time, it turned out that it was finally the turn of the three brothers to toast, their ranking was really low enough, it is estimated that if it weren't for Gongsun Zhan, they wouldn't even have this position.
Then the red-faced man Guan Yu came to toast, Huang Jie was still a little weak-hearted, you must know that Hua Xiong, who was robbed of his head today, originally belonged to him.
Fortunately, although Guan Yu was kicked out of the big tent by others during the day, and it was obviously related to Huang Jie, I don't know if it was because Huang Jie pushed Liu Bei, or because his city was also very deep, anyway, he was still smiling very happily.
The next one is really a rough and reckless man, Zhang Fei shouted at Huang Jie drunkenly as soon as he came up: "Aren't you an immortal? How can you drink wine in such a small cup, let's change it to a big bowl! ”
"Where did the drunken and reckless man come from! Dare to be disrespectful to the gods! Give me ......" Yuan Shu shouted angrily again, and Huang Jie hurriedly waved his hand to stop: "It's okay!" ”
If it weren't for Huang Jie's statement, the three of them were afraid that they would be beaten out with sticks again, and then he smiled at Zhang Fei and said, "Yide, is he trying to fight with me?" Do you know how much I've drunk? ”
"I don't know!"
"The cup with your second brother just now is the 378th cup, and your big bowl is only twenty cups, so I've drunk almost nineteen bowls, I don't know how many bowls Yide has drunk?"
"There are ten bowls of ...... to say less," Zhang Fei roared, and after being stunned, he felt that bragging was not a good boy's business, and said very honestly: "Actually, it's only six bowls, yes, it's not fair to fight with you like this!" ”
Huang Jie was secretly frightened, six bowls, almost three catties and six taels of spirits! He was still straight and didn't fall, and although his tongue was a little stiff after drinking, at least he didn't talk nonsense.
By the way, in the original book, it is said that Zhang Fei likes to whip his subordinates after drinking, and it seems that he is more aggressive when he is drunk, and it is the same for him to come to me to fight wine.
"Thirteen bowls less than you, isn't it? Then I'll make up for it. Zhang Fei was asking for wine again, to be honest, the people serving next to him all wanted to say that this kind of good wine was not wasted for you little person, but now isn't it a fairy to speak.
Zhang Fei began to pour bowls and bowls, but in fact, his six bowls of wine were almost at the top, and when he just drank two or three bowls, he was still holding on, and drank the fourth bowl, a total of ten bowls of wine, and finally failed.
The empty wine bowl shook in his hand, and he couldn't hold it anymore, and fell to the ground with a bang, and his whole body fell to the ground like a severed tree trunk.
Fortunately, Guan Yu beside him, Gongsun Zhan's eyes were quick, and he immediately helped him, plus Liu Bei, the three of them dragged Zhang Fei to a secluded place, squeezed his stomach and beat his back, and almost vomited up stomach acid, so he was better.
Just three minutes sober, through the wine, Zhang Fei rushed back angrily, at this time the toast to Huang Jie has ended, after all, when it is Liu Guanzhang's turn, there are not many people who are still qualified to come forward to toast, and there will be no ordinary pawns and low-level officers.
Glancing at Zhang Fei and the others, and then at Er Yuan with a gloomy face, Huang Jie suddenly had a plan in his heart.
"Is anyone else going to toast me? Ha, ha, ha......" Huang Jie suddenly laughed and said: "Actually, what this rough man said just now is right!" How can I drink wine with you in a small cup, come, come, come, you toast me with a small cup, and I drink with a large bowl! ”
It's already over, and it's getting late at night, but Huang Jie is like this, Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu took a look, and some people who had already toasted stepped forward one after another.
Everyone watched Huang Jie pouring bowl after bowl, it was like a madness, but the experience of people who often drank alcohol was there, Huang Jie always spoke clearly, and his face was not wine-colored, so it looked like he had never drunk any wine at all.
More than eighty bowls of wine were poured down again, and now it was not a thousand cups that could not be poured, this was enough to have more than two thousand cups, and all the people who saw this scene couldn't help but be shocked, and Huang Jie's believers had begun to quietly increase at this time.
Among them is Zhang Fei, who just failed in the wine fight, at this time he stared at Huang Jie's appearance, in the words of the original book, it was "leopard eyes round open", such a person who can drink, but he really admires him too much.
But many people are getting more and more confused, no, after drinking so much wine, why didn't he see his stomach swell? Could it be some kind of trick? But it can't be, and it really isn't.
Magic is conditional, Huang Jie is in the center of the big tent, the focus of everyone's onlookers, and there are no tools, how to play magic? Besides, where did all that wine go?
No one here could have imagined that the Kryptonian gene can not only resist poison, but also have the ability to erase matter, Clark can go without food for ten years as long as he wants, or he can eat a hundred tons at a time, although Huang Jie's other things are still far behind, he has some ability in this regard.
Huang Jie pretended to be forced this time, he didn't expect it himself, but this forced pretending to be really good, he can get a full score, everyone secretly thought, is he really a fairy?
At this time, anyone who had malicious intentions towards Huang Jie couldn't help but start to tremble a little, Yuan Shu turned his head to look at Yuan Shao in confusion, and shook his head slightly at the same time, but Yuan Shao waved his right hand with a ruthless face, and put on a "slash" posture.
Huang Jie looked at it coldly, and thought to himself, is the dinner that murdered me coming? Then his fingers trembled, and he wanted to call up the virtual keyboard to play an invincible secret, but he finally held back, only three minutes, in case the show was in three minutes!