Li Ruiqing stopped her from picking the vegetables into her bowl and blocked her words: "If Your Majesty knows that the ministers are hard, you should eat well, and don't be petty." ”

is a pun, probably persuading Zhao Xiang to zero Xuanyin.

Zhao Xiangling pretended to be stupid, pretended not to understand, quietly scooped up the noodles, and sure enough, asked her to fish out an omelette. She lowered her head and took a bite, the look of satisfaction on her face was obvious: "If you are willing to be honest, why should I bother you?" Do you take pleasure in killing people? From childhood to adulthood, I didn't think it was interesting. ”

Li Ruiqing picked out some hot sauce and mixed it in the noodles: "Your Majesty only speaks when eating, but he is honest, and the minister categorically can't do it." Since ancient times, traitors can have the last laugh, and Your Majesty should understand this truth. ”

Zhao Xiangling looked at Li Ruiqing's red soup, and then at his own white soup, and suddenly felt very dissatisfied. She decisively snatched Li Ruiqing's jar of hot sauce, turned it over and poured it all into the bowl, stirred it, felt that the color was about the same, and glanced at Li Ruiqing proudly.

Li Ruiqing was dumbfounded.

Zhao Xiangling was unaware. She bowed her head, took a sip of the soup, and ......

"Li Ruiqing, you want to murder me!" Zhao Xiangling's tears couldn't stop falling, his eyes turned red, he sniffled, and began to look for water to drink.

Li Ruiqing couldn't help but laugh, found water for her, took a bowl and poured it to her: "Who told Your Majesty that you put chili peppers as sugar, and blamed the ministers when you cried." ”

"Bastard, you obviously watched me drink on purpose!" Zhao Xiangling covered his face and wiped the spicy soup on his eyes.

Tears fell even more.

After leveling his face and rinsing his mouth, Zhao Xiangling felt a little better. She sat down again, looked at the bowl of red and spicy noodles on the table, and frowned: "National teacher, can you redo it?" ”

Li Ruiqing smiled: "No." ”

Why should she ask herself to redo the hot sauce she poured herself?

He lowered his head, just wanted to continue eating his noodles, so he might as well be pulled out and replaced with another bowl: "Since the national teacher likes it, let's exchange a bowl with me." ”

Zhao Xiangling's eyes widened, and he stuck his chopsticks in his face, indicating that he would never back down. She puts a lot of chili peppers, but Li Ruiqing puts less of them, you have to know how to be flexible, and don't be soft-hearted when you should grab it.

Li Ruiqing did not protest against her actions as he imagined, but pinched the chopsticks extremely calmly and continued to eat slowly. His face did not change color, making Zhao Xiangling wonder if he and she were eating the same bowl of noodles.

With a skeptical heart, Zhao Xiangling lowered his head and continued to eat noodles, still flushing his face. She felt like she couldn't eat anymore. looked up at Li Ruiqing and discussed: "Aiqing, I still bother you to ...... me again."

Li Ruiqing held a bowl of water in front of her, pointed and said with a smile: "Your Majesty can wash it, as we all know, the minister is not rich, there is no extra flour, and I ask Your Majesty to settle." ”

Not rich! Not rich ghost! Is it true that what is well known? It's all a lie! Deceiving!

Zhao Xiangling angrily picked up his face and rested it in the cold water.

It's just that for the sake of grabbing an extra omelette, don't care about him. Zhao Xiangling chewed the fried egg soaked in clear water, and said vaguely: "National teacher, next time I cook noodles, I only need to omelette without noodles." ”

Li Ruiqing ignored her. Can noodles without noodles still be called noodles?

"By the way, don't want greens, green onions, green beans, coriander, ......"

Li Ruiqing said: "It's too complicated, Your Majesty should ask for another master." ”

Zhao Xiangling looked at the reddened water that had been soaked and decided to change the topic: "National teacher, change the water!" ”

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As an emperor, Zhao Xiangling's diet was always too restrictive.

To put it simply, she has never eaten chili peppers.

To put it simply, that mouthful of soup made her stomach burn very much, and finally it hurt in the evening.

Falling on the table, Zhao Xiangling was listless, frightening many people. She didn't understand why she just took a sip of soup and became like this, and Li Ruiqing ate a bowl of noodles, and her complexion didn't even change.

That's right, he must be pretending, he is really good at pretending!

"Your Majesty?" Li Ruiqing brought a bowl of milk and handed it to Zhao Xiangling, "Is there better?" ”

Zhao Xiangling was weak, took the milk, and drank it all: "No." ”

Li Ruiqing said that milk relieves spicy, but she thinks it's useless at all! Rubbing his stomach, Zhao Xiangling spit out a spicy breath: "Ruiqing, did you say that I am going to ascend to heaven?" ”

"Your Majesty's blind thinking should be corrected." Li Ruiqing looked at Zhao Xiangling's face and frowned slightly.

Zhao Xiangling complained: "Aiqing, I'm not feeling well, you should speak better." ”

Lying on the table, Zhao Xiangling raised his head slightly, and asked again: "Ruiqing, do you have any medicine that you can eat to relieve spicy?" ”

Li Ruiqing was silent for a moment, and then said: "Yes, yes, but I have never put this kind of medicine around me." ”

Zhao Xiangling raised his eyes, looking at his expression as if he was about to cry. She knew in her heart that there was no market for this medicine, and Li Ruiqing didn't need it herself, so she never put it away, but never even made it.

Seeing her expression, Li Ruiqing sighed: "That's it, I'll go to the Tai Hospital to see if there is anything needed, Your Majesty, you can rest here with peace of mind." ”

Zhao Xiangling waved his hand: "National teacher, remember to bring a mask, no one in the Tai Hospital may know you." ”

"Minister." Li Ruiqing took out a silver face from his sleeve and covered it on his face. In fact, there is no need for Zhao Xiangling to say that most of the time Li Ruiqing does not see people with his true face.

Watching him walk away, Zhao Xiangling squinted and smiled. Finally, the plague god was opened.

Tai Hospital is a long distance from here, Li Ruiqing is suspicious, the medicine will not be fake, he will definitely go to Tai Hospital in person, so during this time, no one can stop him from doing what he wants to do.

Standing up, Zhao Xiangling rubbed his stomach. Anyway, it didn't waste his bitter trick in vain.

It's getting dark, perfect for escaping.

Zhao Xiangling squinted and looked up. There, Xiang Mu was lying on his stomach, and suddenly shivered.

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In the hospital, a room was emptied, and a man in a silver mask held an herb and listened to the man in black standing opposite.

Zhimu stood in front of Li Ruiqing, holding an embroidered shoe in his hand, and his face had a red mark the same size as this shoe.

"Master, Your Majesty has run away." Zhimu covered his face and said, "Please also ask the master to punish him." ”

Li Ruiqing said lightly: "It really should be punished." ”

The wood wants to cry without tears, and today's bad things have been put on the table, and the guy from Shiliu is at ease!

"Master, Your Majesty's kung fu is only slightly inferior to you, and your subordinates dare not make a dead hand, besides, Your Majesty is really a scoundrel......"

"Huh?"

"Your Majesty is really witty, seeing that his subordinates dare not make a move, he took off his shoes and smashed them in the face." Xiang Mu stretched out his face to Li Ruiqing to see, "Look, Your Majesty smashed it so hard, he smashed his subordinates off the roof at that time, and now his eyes are still black." ”

Li Ruiqing didn't raise his head: "Are you complaining?" ”