Chapter 13: Practice

I glanced at Sanshuidao, but I didn't expect this old driver to like Lori.

Amitabha, sin and sin......

After resting for a while, he and Misui were ready to go down the mountain.

When we arrived at the temple, we found that Zhang Xiaoxiao and the second fool were still asleep, and the chief of Sanshui and I couldn't bear to disturb them, so we waited for a while.

In the end, Zhang Xiaoxiao woke up first, she looked at me and the head of Sanshuidao, suddenly hugged me, and cried and said:

"I'm sorry, I couldn't protect you, and you died in the end."

I was blinded all at once, holding the grass, this and that, when did I die.

I patted Zhang Xiaoxiao on the back and said, "Don't cry, you're okay, you're not dead, we're not dead." ”

As soon as I said this, Zhang Xiaoxiao was startled, hurriedly broke free from my arms, and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes.

The second fool who was asleep next to him was so troubled by Zhang Xiaoxiao and also woke up.

"Zhou Zhou, what's going on with your neck!" The second fool saw that my neck was injured, and suddenly jumped up from the ground and said.

I smiled and said, "It's nothing, it's just a zombie bite." ”

"What, bitten by a zombie?!" The second fool and Zhang Xiaoxiao cried out in surprise almost at the same time.

I hummed, then stood up too, pulled the second fool out of the door, and secretly took out the pearl necklace that cost a t of loli-type seed resources from Sanshuidao Chang and stuffed it to the second fool.

"You keep this, and when you buy it for him, the money is enough for you to go to school." I said to the two fools.

The second fool looked at the necklace I stuffed in his hand, and actually cried and hugged me.

I also secretly wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes and said, "What do you want to do, I don't want to do it." ”

The second fool was amused by my moment, and gently slapped my fist on the shoulder, and said, "you." ”

I also smiled and hugged the second fool tightly.

The only relative I have now is the second fool, and he is my good brother!

"Do you know, in fact, my father, I asked him to rob the tomb, so that he was bitten by zombies, so that he died later, I am such a relative as my father, I really regret it......" The second fool cried and said.

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's okay, it's all over now anyway, you have money now, you can go to school, we will still be good brothers in the future, I am your relative." ”

As soon as I really said it, the second fool cried even more sadly.

The boy has tears and doesn't flick, but he hasn't reached the sad place!

"Okay, wipe away your tears, you know you think we're talking here, you don't know, you think I'm giving you a **!" I said jokingly.

The second fool smiled, wiped away all the tears from the corners of his eyes, and then returned to the temple.

"Alright, we should go too, or we won't have time." The chief of the three waterways said after seeing me and the second fool come back.

I nodded, and then asked Zhang Xiaoxiao, "How are you now, can you walk?" Zhang Xiaoxiao nodded and said, "No problem." ”

After saying that, our group walked out of the temple and walked down the mountain.

When we walked down the mountain, it was already noon, we came to the second fool's house, had lunch at his house, and then found the old uncle Wang next door to drive us back on a tractor.

Returned to the Qinglong Taoist Temple, now I am so tired, for such a long time, almost every night I haven't slept well, plus I met a few zombies last night, and I was bitten by zombies!

I went back to the room with the head of Sanshui, and under his coercion and temptation, I transmitted all those **** to his mobile phone, and then I lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

When I woke up again, I was still woken up by the chief of the three waterways.

"Zhou Zhou, wake up, teach you how to draw exorcism charms tonight." Misui said the chief.

As soon as I heard that I was going to teach me to draw talismans, I immediately remembered that God told me to draw talismans, but then I and Zhang Xiaoxiao shrank in the room.

I shook my head and said, "I'm not going, what if you lie to me again." ”

The chief of the three rivers looked at me and said, "Then it's up to you, if you encounter any ghosts or something in the future, you will wait to die." ”

I thought to myself, there will be a lot of dirty things in the future, and it doesn't matter if he will lock me and Zhang Xiaoxiao in the house, it would be good if he could teach me to draw talismans anyway.

I got up and followed the chief of Sanshui to the room, and at this time, Zhang Xiaoxiao had already arrived.

But at this time, Zhang Xiaoxiao made my eyes shine, I saw that she was wearing a black lace sundress, wearing a little eye shadow, wearing lipstick, sitting in Zhuozi Mountain, crossing Erlang's legs, and her snow-white thighs were exposed at once.

I swallowed my saliva and was about to say something, but suddenly found that the chief of the three water channels next to me was already bleeding from the nose at this time......

I touched the chief of the three waterways and said, "In public, pay attention to your image." ”

Only then did the chief of the three rivers come back to his senses, wipe the nosebleed, and let him walk into the house.

"Today I will teach you to draw an exorcism talisman, the exorcism talisman is the simplest talisman in addition to the talisman, I still have something, just draw it for you once, take a good look at it!" Misui said the chief.

With that, he walked over to the table, took the brush, dipped it in cinnabar water, and drew on the yellow blank rune paper.

The pen walked between the dragon and the snake, and it didn't take long for the chief of the three rivers to draw a ghost exorcism.

"That's it, you're going to imitate my paintings, and I'm going to watch those performance art films critically!" After saying that, Sanshuidao ran back to the room without looking back.

Not long after, in the shadow on the window of the room of the chief of Misuike, his right hand was shaking constantly......

"What is he doing?" Zhang Xiaoxiao didn't know if it was true, I didn't know if it was false, I didn't know what I said.

I covered my mouth and smiled, and said, "Sanshui Dao Master is practicing martial arts, and he wants to cultivate his Qilin Arm." ”

Zhang Xiaoxiao looked suddenly enlightened and said, "Oh, it's amazing, I also want to learn." ”

As soon as I heard her say this, I almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

I coughed lightly a few times and said, "You can't learn this unicorn arm to pass on male to female, but you can practice the Nine Yin White Bone Claw!" ”

After saying that, Zhang Xiaoxiao still didn't understand what I meant, it seems that she is really pure.

"Let's draw the talisman well, and you will be able to comprehend it when you are a little older." I said.

With that, I lifted the brush, dipped it in cinnabar water, and prepared to start drawing.

"Are you thirsty, I'll pour you a glass of water?" Zhang Xiaoxiao, who was on the side, suddenly said...... Zhang Xiaoxiao didn't say it, I didn't feel it yet, when she said this, I was indeed a little thirsty.

"Okay, thank you." I said.

Zhang Xiaoxiao got up, went out, and brought a bowl of tea not long after, I didn't think much about it, and after taking the bowl, I drank it gurgling.

After drinking a bowl of water, I was ready to start drawing talismans quietly, but before I could lift the pen, I suddenly felt a little dizzy, the air around me was so stuffy, and the whole body began to have an urge to breathe and want to strip my whole body.

Hold the grass, this little actually drugged me!

I glanced at Zhang Xiaoxiao, and at this time, I saw her close the door, turned around and smiled at me, and said, "Tonight, no one will disturb us......"

With that, she began to take off her clothes and walked towards me.

I swallowed, desperately wanting to, but reason repeatedly stopped me.

"Come on, pretentious, come on, be happy." Zhang Xiaoxiao was already seducing me and said, and then pounced on me.

Using all the strength in his body, he finally pushed Zhang Xiaoxiao away, and then ran to the yard, only to be a little sober by the cold.

I didn't dare to go back to the room, for fear that I wouldn't be able to hold back all of a sudden, in case something happened to Zhang Xiaoxiao, it would not be good.

At this time, the heat in my body rushed to the top of my head again, in order to prevent myself from doing that kind of thing to Zhang Xiaoxiao, I hurriedly ran towards the back of the mountain.

The night breeze is very bright, and I have almost taken off all my clothes, anyway, now at night, no one can see it, just naked. Let's go back.

I ran to the small pond behind the mountain, and then jumped into the pond, and the cool water suddenly cleared my body of heat.

I breathed a sigh of relief, gritted my teeth and said to myself: "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that this Zhang Xiaoxiao would be so scheming, and he would know to drug me, fortunately I am an honest young man, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable." ”

Just as I was talking to myself, a voice suddenly came from next to me......

"You're still upright, so you have so many resources? It's still a loli-type ......"

I was startled, and when I looked back, it turned out to be Zhang Xiaoqian behind me. I didn't expect that in my previous life, Zhang Xiaoqian and I would end up like this.

I looked at Zhang Xiaoqian and said, "Then will you hate me?" ”

Zhang Xiaoqian said: "If I hate you, why should I agree to be your female ghost daughter-in-law, I would have eaten you a long time ago." ”

I thought to myself, too, if Zhang Xiaoqian hated me, she would have killed me a long time ago. She will not agree to be my female ghost daughter-in-law at all, nor will she come to save me regardless of her own safety.

"I was doing exercise just now, and I was sweating, so I'm going to take a shower." I said.

Zhang Xiaoqian said: "Then let's take a mandarin duck bath." ”

I didn't expect Zhang Xiaoqian to be so open, and even take a mandarin duck bath with me, but with such a good thing, of course I can't refuse.

Zhang Xiaoqian and I then both went into the water, but because I still had a zombie bite wound on my neck, we could only wash on one side of the pond.

Zhang Xiaoqian and I got into the water and began to wash up.

While I was washing, all of a sudden, my feet seemed to be tugged at by someone.

"Did you just pull my foot?" I asked.

Zhang Xiaoqian shook her head and said, "No, why should I drag your feet?" ”

That's right, why did Zhang Xiaoqian drag my feet, could it be that the water ghost dragged me just now?!

I was startled, swallowed my saliva, and said, "Xiaoqian, let's go quickly, my feet seem to have been dragged by something just now......"

At this moment, before I could finish my words, my foot was suddenly grabbed by something again, and it was pulled into it violently, and the force was surprisingly great.

I was startled and hurried to get ashore, but at this time, the water ghost seemed to have taken a fancy to me, and grabbed my calf and dragged it hard.

"Which brother, can you come out and show your face?!" Zhang Xiaoqian suddenly shouted.

As soon as Zhang Xiaoqian's words fell, in the middle of the pond, bubbles suddenly began to bubble......

It seems that which water ghost came out, Zhang Xiaoqian hurriedly jumped into the air, waved her hands, and then, the clothes that were still on the ground by me rudely floated up and were worn on Zhang Xiaoqian's body.

But I still stood in the water and couldn't move......

Not long after, I saw a white female ghost slowly floating up from under the water.

"A female ghost, an exhibitionist, two guys who are more than thick in the sky, dare to break into my place, if it weren't for the fact that a man was poisoned, I would have dragged him into the water a long time ago." The white female ghost in front of her slowly raised her head and said.

I saw that the face of the female ghost was white, there was no blood at all, the skin was swollen, and it looked very ugly.

"People who don't know the height of the sky will say that others don't know the height of the sky!" Zhang Xiaoqian glanced at the water ghost with contempt and said.

The water ghost disagreed, and said, "If you didn't have the blood curse before, I might have been afraid of you, but now, your body should not recover more than thirty percent, right?" ”

Hearing the water ghost say this, I was suddenly a little worried about Zhang Xiaoqian, if what the water ghost said was true, then Zhang Xiaoqian was definitely not the opponent of this female water ghost.

"Oh, yes, do you know more about my body than I know myself?" Zhang Xiaoqian looked at the female ghost and said.

The female water ghost snorted coldly and said, "Then let's take a look." ”

As soon as the female ghost's words fell, suddenly, I saw her hand wave towards Zhang Xiaoqian, and suddenly, countless water droplets on the water surface hit Zhang Xiaoqian.

"Carved into a small plan, I can't help it!" Zhang Xiaoqian snorted coldly and said.

After speaking, Zhang Xiaoqian suddenly moved quickly, and immediately dodged the attack of these water droplets, and then, I saw her quickly move behind the water ghost, and threw her sleeve towards the water ghost, and the sleeve suddenly flew towards the female ghost's neck, tightly entangled her.

"How is it possible, how can your body recover so quickly!" The water ghost said incredulously.

Zhang Xiaoqian glanced at the female ghost and said: "If you follow your previous algorithm, I have been hit by the blood curse until now, and I can indeed only recover three percent, but you didn't expect that he is a pure yang physique, and he can supplement yin with yang in him, and I also got a piece of corpse jade, which made my body recover to more than fifty percent." ”

Hearing Zhang Xiaoqian's words, the water ghost was stunned for a moment, and said in his mouth: "Impossible, but you don't underestimate me!" ”

After speaking, the water ghost flicked his sleeves, and the water in the pond suddenly formed a water knife, directly cutting off Zhang Xiaoqian's sleeves.

"I didn't think you would have two hits!" Zhang Xiaoxiao looked at the water ghost and said.

I was on the side, and I saw that the two of them were on par, and I was worried about Zhang Xiaoqian, and I didn't know if he was the opponent of this water ghost.

Suddenly, the water ghost snorted coldly, and then threw countless water droplets at Zhang Xiaoqian again.

However, this time Zhang Xiaoqian didn't dodge, but instead made her sleeves handsome and blocked all these water droplets.

"It's not interesting, I won't waste time with you, the sky is about to dawn, and I will make you completely wiped out today!" Zhang Xiaoqian said.

As soon as Zhang Xiaoqian's words fell, I saw her suddenly fly towards the water ghost.

I thought that Zhang Xiaoqian was attacking the water ghost, but I didn't expect Zhang Xiaoqian to just fly over from the side of the female ghost.

Just when I didn't understand what Zhang Xiaoqian wanted to do, I saw her suddenly lift her sleeve, and then I realized that she was using her sleeve to entangle the water ghost.

Zhang Xiaoqian effortlessly dragged this water ghost up at once, and the water ghost lived on water. This one left the water, and at once lay on the ground, with a mouth grown, and cried out for water.

At this time, I suddenly noticed that my feet seemed to be able to move.

I hurriedly walked up from the water, and at this time, Zhang Xiaoqian flicked her sleeves and suddenly hung the water ghost on a tree.

"You ...... Definitely, it won't be together......" The water ghost said with the last of his strength, and after speaking, he saw that her body slowly shrunk and turned into a skinny bone.

As soon as the water ghost said this, my heart suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, in fact, I also knew that I was a human Zhang Xiaoqian is a ghost, people and ghosts have different paths, and every tomorrow is unknown.

Zhang Xiaoqian seemed to see what was on my mind, walked over to me, and said, "Don't listen to this water ghost's nonsense. ”

I nodded, looked at the sky in the east, and said, "The sun is about to come out, you should go back to the jade pendant." ”

Zhang Xiaoqian nodded and said, "You should go back quickly, if it is dawn and others find you running naked, it will not be good." ”

Zhang Xiaoqian didn't say it, I really forgot, I don't wear anything now, and I don't know where I threw my clothes on the road for a long time......

I subconsciously hid my body in the water and stammered, "You, why did you come out." ”

Zhang Xiaoqian glanced at me and said, "What else is hidden, it's not like I haven't seen it along the way." ”

What, Zhang Xiaoqian watched me all the way?!

"Ahem, that, isn't your body still very weak, it can only appear in places where the yin qi is very heavy, and I don't see much yin qi in this room, why did you appear?" I coughed embarrassedly twice.

Zhang Xiaoqian said: "That's also thanks to the piece of jade in the zombie's mouth that you gave me in that tomb before, he played a big role in the recovery of my body, which allowed me to come out at night." ”

I nodded and said, "I see." ”

"By the way, what happened to you being bitten by zombies? The wound must not touch the water, otherwise, it is easy to ulcerate all over the body and accelerate the spread of corpse poison. ”

When Zhang Xiaqian said this, I couldn't help but be startled, and hurriedly stood up from the water, fortunately, the water just now only happened to be over my chest, and did not touch the wound.

I swallowed my saliva and breathed a sigh of relief that I almost didn't die.

But as soon as I stood up like this, my whole body

"Little bean sprouts!" Zhang Xiaoqian suddenly covered her mouth and said with a snicker.

When Zhang Xiaoqian said this, I blushed all of a sudden and looked down at what I was.

What is called small bean sprouts, it is obviously a big ham!

In order to avoid embarrassment, I hurriedly turned my body and turned my back to Zhang Xiaoqian.

"It's okay, you can turn around, after all, we are husband and wife, and we are not outsiders, and there is no one else here." Zhang Xiaoqian said.

When Zhang Xiaoqian said this, my brain suddenly became hot, and I actually said: "We haven't gotten married yet......"

When it came to the last three words, I couldn't hold back, and I wasn't embarrassed to say them.

Zhang Xiaoqian understood what I meant, smiled, and said, "You can make it up now." ”

As soon as I heard Zhang Xiaoqian say this, my body suddenly didn't listen to my brain, turned around and picked up Zhang Xiaoqian, walked to an open space, and knelt down towards the moon.

"The sky is above, the moon is the proof, I, Zhou Zhou, am willing to marry Zhang Xiaoqian today, no matter whether it is glory and wealth or poverty or disease, I will never give up." With that, I kowtowed to the moon a few more times.

Zhang Xiaoqian also knelt on the ground and said: "I, Zhang Xiaoqian, am willing to marry Zhou Zhou as my wife today, abide by women's morals, and never abandon ......."

I looked at Zhang Xiaoqian, her eyes seemed to be shining with a few tears, shining in the moonlight.

After finishing the matter, Zhang Xiaoqian pillowed on my chest and said, "Zhou Zhou, do you know why I became your female ghost daughter-in-law in the first place?" ”

I shook my head and said, "I'm a little confused, why = why didn't anyone agree to it in the first place, but you agreed?" ”

Zhang Xiaoqian said: "Sometimes, just look at the right eye, five hundred years ago, you were crushed under Wuzhi Mountain......"

"Wait, am I the Monkey King, I was crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain five hundred years ago......" Zhang Xiaoqian's words Blackberry was interrupted by me after speaking.

"Wrong, five hundred years ago, that was your previous life, you were a little medicine boy, you were forced by your master to collect medicine at the foot of the mountain, just at that time I was bitten by a = poisonous snake, it was you who saved me." Zhang Xiaoqian looked at me and said.

"Past life?" I frowned and said, "Then you are repaying your kindness by being my female ghost daughter-in-law?" ”

Zhang Xiaoqian said: "Haha, in fact, at that time, I thought that you were very good, and I thought that I would marry you when I grew up, but ......"

"But then you didn't get married?" I asked speculatively.

Zhang Xiaoqian nodded and said, "That's right, I didn't get married later, because ......"

"Because of what?" I couldn't wait to ask.

When I asked this, Zhang Xiaoqian seemed to remember something, and said with a smile: "Because you were not skilled at the time, I was bitten by a poisonous snake, and you didn't save me." ”

"Poof......