After cleaning up here, I patted my head and remembered that there was a tigress with five big and three thick outside.

So Xiao Zhang and I worked together to carry the unconscious tigress into the hall and put her on the sofa.

"It's not a solution for her to be so unconscious, do you have any way to wake her up?" I glanced at Xiao Zhang.

"Yes, go get a bowl and put some water in it." Xiao Zhang stared at the tigress's face full of meat and said.

After a while, I took out a bowl from the kitchen and handed it to Xiao Zhang.

Xiao Zhang took out a piece of talisman paper with ease, wrapped it around the incense lit by the three pillars, and then turned the incense head downwards and faced the tigress's face.

Xiao Zhang, while chanting the incantation, circled the tigress's face with incense, about a dozen times back and forth, she shook the incense ashes in the bowl, and then burned the talisman in it, and finally stirred it with her fingers.

"Pinch her mouth and feed her this bowl of runic water." Xiao Zhang stuffed the bowl into the tigress's mouth.

I lifted the tigress's head with one hand, pinched the muscles at the corners of her mouth with the other, and Xiao Zhang quickly poured the talisman water into the tigress's mouth.

Halfway through the feed of Fu Shui, the tigress reacted, she coughed twice, and then opened her eyes.

I saw her staring at a pair of bulging toad eyes, first looking at us with a dull gaze, and then she came to her senses and shouted at us: "Wow! How did I end up here? ”

Then he got up from the sofa again, "What's going on, Xiao Yangyang, you explain it to me today!" ”

I raised my eyebrows speechlessly and said, "Old cousin, I still want to ask you, why did you fall asleep at my door at night?" If I hadn't gotten up at night and seen it, you'd have gotten rheumatism. ”

"How is that possible! Shouldn't I be at home? The tigress said to herself in disbelief, and then she frowned again, and looked at me with unkind eyes: "Don't lie, did you drug me, otherwise how could I be here, and I can't remember?" ”

When I heard it, my nose was almost crooked, why is this woman so unreasonable.

What to do, I couldn't be tough with her, so I had to say in a serious tone: "Old cousin, you can eat this meal indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense!" If you don't thank me, forget it, why do you still slander people? ”

"Hmph, call your parents out, I want to call them to educate their sons well, so as not to be said in the future, 'There is a life, no one teaches'! Like you, I'm afraid that sooner or later I'll have to eat the country's imperial grain! "Who knew that the tigress not only did not have a sense of gratitude, but even scolded my parents.

When I heard this, I was really angry.

As a man, there are three things that you can't bear the most, the first of which is that you can't bear to be insulted to your parents.

"I'm sorry, my parents can't hear the dog barking lately, you can just ask me to solve anything directly." I said in a deep voice.

"How dare you call me a dog!" The tigress was suddenly so angry that she pointed at my nose and scolded: "You little brute, you dare to scold me, you don't distinguish between young and old? Go! Shout your mom them up! ”

I snorted coldly without fear, "Hmph, which one does the little beast scold?" ”

"The little brute scolds you!" The tigress spat at me with her hands on her hips.

"Seeing that you are so old, you must not be a little beast." I wiped my face and said sarcastically.

As soon as the tigress heard this, she immediately understood, and immediately became angry and ashamed, blushing and stomping on the ground with a thick neck, and then ran to my mother's room in a rage, and two fat hands banged on the door.

As soon as I saw her like this, I immediately became angry, and quickly stepped forward to stop her, who knew that this tigress was as strong as an ox, and I broke free in a few strokes.

While banging on the door, she shouted: "Yu Laosan, you come out for the old lady and come out to see the good things your son has done!" Don't come out again, the old lady calls 110! ”

The tigress's arrogant arrogance makes people's teeth itch, if it weren't for the rule of law now, I really want to give this shrew a slap right away.

"Alright, Obasan." Xiao Zhang, who was watching from the sidelines, finally couldn't stand it anymore, she stretched out her hand and pointed at me, and said, "It was me and him who rescued you, since you woke up, what should you do, don't make trouble in other people's houses." ”

"Little girl, why should I believe you, just by your empty words? Anyway, if you don't satisfy me today, I won't leave! After saying that, the tigress looked angry, sat on the sofa at my house with her legs crossed, and her nostrils were about to rise to the sky.

"You can't be reasonable, how can you be virtuous with a little hen? In that case, I will tell you the truth, you were preoccupied by a little hen, and he wanted to use you to enter my house, and then harm us. "I shook the truth with the tigress.

"Haha, I'm laughing at my mother." The tigress patted her chest and laughed loudly, "You just make up that you have ghosts in your house." ”

As soon as I heard this, I immediately laughed angrily, "Yes, you're welcome today, let you see if there are any ghosts in this world." ”

I stepped on the seven stars, pinched my two fingers into a sword trick, and used a soul trick.

The tigress glanced at me disappre一门ly, and then pouted and said, "I'm afraid this baby doesn't have a bag in the brain, sings and dances, and reads in vain." ”

As soon as she finished speaking, a cold wind rolled up in my room, and in the blink of an eye, Yang Gang suddenly appeared at the door and looked at us.

"Mom, Mom, hell!" The tigress was stunned for a moment, then jumped behind me with a scream.

I smirked and secretly glanced at Yang Gang.

Yang Gang understood and floated towards the hall, but he didn't want to be bounced back by the talisman as soon as he first touched the door.

Embarrassed, I suddenly remembered that when I arranged the talisman array before, I forgot him inside.

Xiao Zhang raised his eyebrows and glanced at me, "He's your friend?" It's deep enough. ”

My chick nodded like a peck of rice, "Big sister, look ......"

"Fart! Who's your name, big sister? Xiao Zhang rolled his eyes at me.

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, goddess." I said shamelessly.

"You know each other." Xiao Zhang's sword finger moved, and he drew a spell towards the door.

Yang Gang floated over from the door, his head began to bleed without money, and he grinned miserably at the tigress.

Frightened, the tigress clung to my clothes and closed her eyes and shouted no, screaming like killing a pig. Originally, this old lady was so loud that she shouted like this, which made the neighbor's dog bark non-stop.

My mother couldn't help it, and then she opened the door of the room, and when she saw that there were two more people in the hall, they immediately looked confused.

My mom pointed to the moot and asked, "What's wrong with Rue-chan?" ”

I laughed calmly, "My old cousin is hell with me." ”

As soon as the tigress saw my mother, it was like a hungry dog seeing a meat bun, and rushed to my mother's side with an arrow, grabbed her hand, pointed at Yang Gang in horror and said, "There's a ghost there!" It was your son who shouted it. ”

My dad looked at me with a frown, as if to ask me.

My innocent hands were spread: "My old cousin doesn't believe that there are ghosts in this world, so I took her to see and see." ”

"Xiao Yangyang, he really ...... Is it a ghost? My mother glanced at Yang Gang quickly.

Yang Gang smiled and waved at my mother, "Hello, Auntie." “

Frightened, my mother immediately tilted her head to the side, and Yang Gang had to touch his nose depressedly.

I nodded and briefly introduced, "This is my friend, and I'm here to help." ”

The tigress was next to my mother, and she instantly became a lot more angry, and immediately the wicked person pointed at me first and said: "Uncle cousin, look at your son, he is so immoral!" In the middle of the night, I don't know how to get me into your house, and you use ghosts to scare me! ”

"His old cousin, you must be mistaken, my son has been staying in the house and has never gone out, how can he bring you to my house?" My mother said with a pleasant face.

"Humph! Maybe! The tigress gave me a blank look, and said in an angry tone: "He reported to the police that he beat the dead ghost in my house before, causing me to lose a lot of money, and now there is nothing he can't do!" ”

When my mother heard this, she immediately said with a sad face: "Xiao Yangyang really didn't think about this matter, but he was also forced to be helpless, I will compensate you for him." ”

"Humph! If you compensate for my losses, this matter will be cleared! The tigress stretched out her palms at my mother.

Phew! It's a shame that she was embarrassed to say it, shameless! Let's just say that this tigress is unforgiving to me, it turns out that she wants money.

After watching it for a long time, my father finally spoke: "His old cousin-in-law, we don't want to take care of your family's affairs, and we can't take care of it, if you want to talk about it, then we will go to the Public Security Bureau to talk about it." We don't cause trouble, but we're not afraid either! Now please go out, or don't blame me for being unkind! ”

Not only the tigress, but even I rarely saw my father so angry with the neighbors, at that moment, the tigress showed a timid face, and said to us unwillingly: "This matter, this matter is not over, you wait for me!" ”

The tigress threatened as she walked out the door.

I beckoned to Yang Gang, and Yang Gang immediately floated over, so frightened that the tigress grabbed her head and rushed out of the door, and ran towards the west of the village with a ghost screaming, causing the village to bark at dogs.

The next day, Xiao Zhang packed his things and prepared to go home.

After leaving her for breakfast, I took her to the station on a small electric donkey.

Parking the car under the camphor tree, I took the initiative to walk in front with a canvas bag and went to the hall to buy a ticket for her.

There weren't many people at the ticket window, so I quickly got my ticket.

"Thank you, you've helped my family so much, if there's anything I can help in the future, just say." I said to Xiao Zhang sincerely.

"Right now." Xiao Zhang suddenly stared at me seriously.

"What is it?" I pricked up my ears.

"When I am my boyfriend, although you are a little thinner, this girl does not dislike you." Xiao Zhang's mouth smiled, looking serious.

"......" My eyes widened, and my mind went blank for two or three seconds.

"Haha...... Just kidding! Look what scares you! Xiao Zhang suddenly laughed.

Immediately I breathed a sigh of relief, his grandfather's, so scared that Lao Tzu almost repaid the favor with his body.

"Alright, give me the bag, I'm going to get in the car." Xiao Zhang stretched out his hand in front of me.

I handed over the bag, and just as Xiao Zhang was about to take the canvas bag, a figure suddenly flashed from the side, and then, I looked down and saw that the bag in my hand was gone!

After hesitating for two seconds, I reacted: I'll go, I actually met a thief in broad daylight, and when I looked at it again, that bastard snatched our bag and ran away.

I rushed out and chased after the thief's ass. To say, this thief's physical fitness is really good enough, Lao Tzu chased him after him for five or six hundred meters and didn't catch up, but it made me tired enough.

I panted as I ran, and the thief's figure was only three or four meters apart, and with more effort I could grab his back clothes. As soon as I thought about it, the momentum came in an instant, and the pace under my feet sped up by another yard, four meters, three meters, two meters, and a little closer, just a little closer to catching up with this rabbit cub.

Victory was in sight, and I was so strong that it seemed that I could reach out and touch him. It's coming, it's coming, I can't help but smile proudly.

It's a pity that I was too happy too early, and I was caught off guard, this turtle grandson turned in from the corner of the house, and when I followed in, I found that there was an extra man in white in the alley, who seemed to be his accomplice, I stopped and looked at them vigilantly.

The thief threw the handbag to the man in white, and the man in white turned around and ran away with the bag, and I was just about to chase it, when the panting thief suddenly took out a dagger that was shigging brightly, and then pointed at me and said, "You are so fast!" ”

"Not as fast as your mother!" Staring at the knife in his hand, I replied coldly.

"Boy, don't chase it, if you dare to step forward again, don't blame my brother for my white knife in and red knife out!" The thief struck me twice.

I look calm on the surface, but in fact, there is still a little panic in my heart, it would be bad if he forced a dog to jump off the wall in a hurry, but Xiao Zhang's bag couldn't get it back, and I couldn't get it back.

"You turtle grandson, dare to rob my things, are you impatient?" Xiao Zhang's voice suddenly sounded behind him.

When I looked back, Xiao Zhang was so tired that he was panting.

When the thief saw that it was a woman, he immediately laughed: "I still think it's a powerful person, it turns out to be a little girl, come, listen to my uncle's advice, hurry home and drink milk, don't block the adults from fighting here." ”

"Huh." When Xiao Zhang heard this, he immediately sneered a few times, "I think you should also go home and wear diapers, just like this, and learn to grab things." I advise you to return my bag obediently, otherwise you will be unkind. ”

"Yo, you're not small!" The thief squinted.

"You're welcome, not as angry as you." Xiao Zhang looked at the thief calmly and said.

I whispered in Xiao Zhang's ear: "This grandson has a knife in his hand, why don't you leave the handbag for the time being, let's call the police first?" ”

"No! The cigarette barrel is in it, and we have to get the bag back. Xiao Zhang said.

I thought to myself, oh it, how could I have forgotten about this dangerous thing.

Now, I'm starting to get nervous, and I just hope that the man in white doesn't open the bag, otherwise ......

As soon as the first seven days pass, the little hen is about to go on a killing spree.

What we didn't know, however, was that somewhere in a humble bungalow, a man in white unzipped his handbag.

After seeing the cigarette holder with talisman paper pasted, the man in white muttered curiously: "Hey, what is this?" ”

There seemed to be some kind of bewitchment hidden in the cigarette tube, and the man in white couldn't help but put his hand on the rune paper, and with a hiss, the rune paper was revealed.

Along with the rune paper, it was about to be my ill-fated life.