"Satan, do you think what he says is true?" Mr. White's steady and weighted appearance came back to the minds of the two guns. The sound is generous, like a wavelength emitted from the depths of the distant universe, passing through all the distances of time and space, which is convincing.

"He's exactly like the people on our planet. High-sounding and dignified, but he is also the most hypocritical and hypocritical person. ”

"What do you mean by that?" 
"It's that they will stop at nothing in order to achieve their goals. Maybe all he did, just to avoid being exiled to a place like B-star. "Then why did he want to transform the civilization of the earth. ”

"That's his ambition."

"I think you should take him right away, take him to the interstellar center, and punish him."

"It's not as easy as you say. To really get him to the center of the stars, there must be a spaceship. It is necessary to make sure that he is voluntarily crumpled into atoms, and if he is not voluntarily crumpled into atoms, then he must be forced to crumble into atoms with a spaceship. Twin Guns spoke to Satan in interstellar language, and he was hiding in a red phone booth at the moment. He had a microphone in his hand, but he didn't dial the number.

Fifty percent two guns, fifty percent Satan. Satan listens carefully. What Satan tells the two guns is one noble goal, and what Mr. tells the two guns is another noble goal. Neither seems to be anything major wrong. It all sounds convincing, so who do you choose? 
What the two guns don't know at this point is that Satan already has the key information. For a long time, he had been trying to catch him, but he couldn't. He can't coerce a star whose civilization is higher than him to follow him to Star B, which he can't do in theory, and he can't do it in reality. Now he knows what to do. Or their own spaceship is old and old. The old, old and broken ship is hidden in the foothills of the Andes, where there is a secret base for all the alien ships. Satan is an earth expert, and many things related to the earth are unknown to mankind, not known to the Interstellar Association, and only he knows. In fact, in that secret base in the Andes, there is more than one of Satan's spaceships. There are more than a dozen of them that Satan can see. But they are all spaceships sent by some low-level civilization planets, he is familiar with these aliens, some of them fail, can not expand from the crumpled atoms in the three-dimensional space-time of the earth, some are, the appearance is too weird, and all the structure of itself is extremely inconsistent with the earth, it has become a certain super virus, constantly replicating itself in a state of fear and nervousness, causing a large-scale virus invasion on the earth, which cannot be eliminated, can only wait for these viruses to gradually calm down, and then stop replicating, after the time is up, Returning to the secret base and leaving by spaceship, this large-scale viral invasion of the earth is not voluntary, but only caused by improper understanding of the earth, and everyone must abide by the conventions of interstellar civilization, and one of the conventions is that they cannot massacre the stars at will. Mister's spaceship is also parked there. Large, red, and bright, and has an automatic alarm mode, as soon as a stranger approaches, this high-end luxury spaceship will automatically fire devastating beta rays, disintegrating the stranger's structure from the inside, whether it is an earthling or an alien, it will turn into a pile of loose sand in a short time.

"It's the spaceship that's all about it. It turned out that it was no wonder that his spaceship was so big and so good. ”

Now for Satan, he now has a great plan.

Dressed as a man, he saw himself in front of the glass door of the red phone booth, although it was much better than before, but the wrinkles were still deep, and he was ready to inject some more sheep placenta and botulinum toxin. The direction of the steps is the plastic surgery hospital. As soon as he thought of this, he felt shocked, the requirements for aesthetics are so high, could it really be a high-level star? In any case, this matter still needs to find the leader of Ga Zi and Nail, and discuss it together, and then say, at present, he can't make any major decisions related to the future. "Spaceship! Where the hell are you, I need to see my real body right now! The two guns shouted in their hearts.

But Satan uses a dark force to drive the two spears to the opposite place.

"Satan! Where are you going? "You don't have to worry about it, you're just a kid, I've been wandering around this universe for I don't know how many years, hahaha. Satan laughed wickedly again.

Satan dragged his reluctant twin guns towards 11 Charles Street. Who can do anything with him, this is his old shell after all, and besides, his mind is so powerful. This time he didn't even knock on the door. Open the door. but ran into an embarrassing scene. Mr. White and Pooh are kissing each other in a fit of rage.

"Well, if you're busy, I'll come back later."

Pooh and Mr. White looked at him in unison.

"Oh, well, it's better not to drag this kind of thing off. I didn't expect aliens to be interested in magnetism on Earth, come with me! "At this moment, in the two-in-one body of the two guns and Satan, Satan is the dominant one. He said, "I'm sorry ma'am, I'm going to take your husband." "Oh, no!" When Satan grabbed him, Pooh rushed up and tore at his withered skin desperately. When someone wants to destroy the happiness of a bitter girl who is about to be happy, it is like poking ten thousand hornet's nests. This girl will fight to the death. Pooh had used all the power of her life, she couldn't let this strange stranger take away her husband, she had stood by in this situation last time, this time she couldn't allow herself to be indifferent. 
"You should be Satan. I've guessed it. "The gentleman said eloquently, as always." As soon as I spoke to you, I felt that something was wrong. ”

"Don't say it, come with me." 
"Where do you want me to go? "Hahaha, can't you see that? You can't stay on Earth anymore. You accelerate the civilization of the earth, just like making a human child say the words of adults and do the things of adults. It's not fair, the earth should be like it! Do I still need to tell you this? Self-righteous a-stars, do not think that you can do whatever you want. "B-star, if it weren't for the fact that your rebuke in the galaxy had reached the ultimate point, you would have to pay for what you said. Sir doesn't want to explain too much to Satan, he has forgiven Satan's shameful despicable deeds again and again, and every time he has established a great and powerful civilized order, he will be destroyed and disintegrated by this b-star. He forgave him again and again. Now, perhaps, it is time to destroy him, and if we don't destroy him, we will lose the best opportunity. Because now his survival dimension must only be fifty percent, if he is attacked, at least he can be within a certain period of time, and he will not have the ability to dismantle the order of civilization he has established.

Although the energy recovery is not yet 100%, it is enough. Using the most advanced Tai Chi martial arts on earth, he first elbowed Satan on the head, but Satan dodged back, and then hit him head-on on the chin. He was evaded by Satan again. Mr. hits Satan with an infrasound and shockwave unique to aliens to make him lose energy. Satan is already old, and as an alien human, his muscles and bones basically have little strength, and the reason why he has such a flexible reaction is all due to the internal operation of the two guns. Satan's super attack power also comes from the various cosmic waves that have been absorbed in the universe for many years: radio waves, magnetic waves, electromagnetic waves, high-frequency waves, low-frequency waves, and so on. If you want to use the energy of the wave to win or lose, Satan will not necessarily lose.

So, inside a double-storey townhouse at 11 Charing Street. Two aliens, standing 5 meters apart, stared at each other in shock. In the midst of them are colorful lights. The outer layer of the villa was already shaking slightly. The gentleman forgot everything for a moment. I just hope to get this boring B-star out of Earth. He didn't notice that Pooh had been hurt by this colorful light wave that she had never seen before. She suddenly felt very comfortable and wanted to vomit, but she ran to the bathroom, but vomited a mouthful of blood, which startled her. I almost screamed. "Why, why is it like this every time, did I bring bad luck to Mr. White? Who the hell is he? "Pooh is dying, and if Satan and Mr. don't stop, she's going to free her soul.

She propped herself up and shuffled out of the bathroom with heavy steps on a pale face. Faintly shouted: "Sir, Mr. White......"

The gentleman finally notices Pooh, the poor girl he loves. Only then did he remember that the earthlings couldn't stand such light waves, and if they fought for a while, they might destroy the bodies of the entire people on Charlie Street. That's not good.

The gentleman made a gesture of silence.

He asked: "Why do you all want to arrest me, I really don't understand, which is greater in terms of the meaning of arresting me, the significance of the civilization of the earth, and the significance of the development of the galaxy?" ”

At this time, the doorbell rang suddenly.

Satan lost his mind, and the twin guns once again prevailed in Satan's body. The two guns have a hunch that this time they must be a character who can change the situation. The gentleman took advantage of this time to hurry up and treat his Pooh.

"Vinni Vinnie." He can be the fastest runner on the planet, the best surgeon, the best anesthesiologist, the smartest businessman, in short, he can do anything, he holds Pooh and can't even get the car. Proceed and rush to the nearest hospital. Without even saying hello, he entered the operating room and completed a whole internal organ repair operation of Vinnie by himself, from anesthesia and blood transfusion to disembowelment and suturing, perfectly, this complex and delicate internal organ repair surgery will not be completed until many years later, and human beings on earth can complete it. Fortunately, Mr. left detailed information, which is a later story.

But said to stay on Charlie Street with two guns, open the door. Pleasantly surprised: "Gazi! ”