Chapter 331: Mutual Acting Skills
"That's right," Sun Wukong looked very patient and good-tempered, and said while gesturing: "Five hundred years ago, I was still a little little grandson who had little trouble, and at that time I had some small knots with the Buddha, and the Buddha beat me down with the Great Day Rulai Sutra." ”
"I also realized where I was wrong, so I locked myself in such a small place, hehe......"
Sun Wukong smiled, stretched out five fingers and continued: "It's been five hundred years, and I haven't gone out once. I'm here to seriously study the great truth of the Great Day Nyorai Sutra. Look at me, I've digested all the demons in my body and expelled them from my body, and I don't even have the appearance of a demon before. So, now there is only truth, goodness, and beauty left in the body! Hey, hey, hey......"
As he spoke, he danced and demonstrated, which can be regarded as a full of emotion.
"So, the Great Day is really good, it's wonderful, it's really croaking!"
Sun Wukong gave a thumbs up, looking sincerely admired.
Chen Xuanzang has been smiling and listening, and nodded in agreement from time to time, and after Sun Wukong finished speaking, he sincerely admired: "Mr. Sun is really a model of the prodigal son's return to gold, if the Buddha knows, he will definitely be moved by your disabled spirit - oh no, I'm sorry, it's the spirit of self-improvement." ”
Sun Wukong smiled a little embarrassed, what the hell is the disabled Zhijian? Why is this kid so annoying to talk?
"Actually, it's all trivial, haha!" Sun Wukong waved his hand worthlessly, "I didn't have a choice before, but now, I want to be a good person." ”
Chen Xuanzang clenched his fists and looked at him seriously: "Study hard, make progress every day, you can do it!" ”
Made!
Monkey King decided to put an end to this topic.
"By the way, Mr. Chen is looking for me, is there something wrong?" Sun Wukong asked.
"No, no!" Chen Xuanzang waved his hand, "Actually, I'm here to visit Mr. Lu, and I saw that the lotus flower in front of his house grew well, so I came to see it." I stumbled upon a dog hole and thought it was strange......"
Seeing Sun Wukong's stiff smile, Chen Xuanzang showed an apologetic look and said, "Mr. Sun, I'm sorry, I speak more straightforwardly, please forgive me." In fact, the dog cave just describes the harsh environment here, and it doesn't mean that I scold you for being a dog, you know what I mean, right? ”
"I understand, I understand." Sun Wukong said with a smile, "Mr. Chen is just straightforward, hehe, in fact, I like to talk to people with Mr. Chen's personality the most, because I am also such a person." ”
"I can see it." Chen Xuanzang nodded heavily, "As the saying goes, the face is born from the heart......"
Speaking of this, Chen Xuanzang paused, looked at Sun Wukong, and apologized again: "As the saying goes, people can't look good...... I'm sorry, Mr. Sun, I didn't mean to think you were ugly. ”
"I understand!" Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and said.
Seeing that Chen Xuanzang still had to explain, Sun Wukong hurriedly diverted the topic again: "By the way, what are you looking for Lu Heng?" Did you know him before? ”
Chen Xuanzang smiled and said: "I don't know him, but I heard that he is an upright, ambitious, and well-intentioned person, so I specially invited him to help me subdue demons and eliminate demons, in fact, I also want to invite him out of the mountain and join my exorcism team." By the way, Mr. Sun, you and he are neighbors, what do you think of him? ”
"Invite him out of the mountain......" Sun Wukong's smile did not decrease, so it was difficult, "You ask me what I think of him, this, hehe, I don't like to speak ill of people behind my back, Lu Devil kills countless insidious and cunning people and likes to eat human flesh, I can't tell you it." ”
"Eat human flesh!" Chen Xuanzang's eyes widened deliberately, "There is such a thing? ”
"Oh, look at me, how did you say that?" Sun Wukong pretended to be annoyed, "Alas, I'm just too straightforward." ”
Chen Xuanzang pretended to be serious, thought for a moment and said with a smile: "Actually, no matter what kind of person he was before, in short, after he is with me, I will definitely influence him with sincerity, expel the demonic nature in his heart, and make him a good person." ”
Sun Wukong was stunned, and then praised: "Mr. Chen is so ambitious, but I'm afraid that he is deeply demonic, so it's not so easy...... Mr. Chen, in fact, you are not the only one he has chosen. ”
"What other options do I have?" Chen Xuanzang asked.
"You have." Sun Wukong nodded, "Actually, Mr. Chen and I hit it off at first sight, and I agree very much with Mr. Chen's ambitions, in terms of strength, I am stronger than Lu Heng, in terms of character, the surname Lu is 108,000 miles behind me." Mr. Chen, only a first-class talent like me in character and force is worthy of your great ambition, you and I are a perfect match! ”
"Mr. Sun plans to recommend himself?" Chen Xuanzang looked at Sun Wukong, "It's just that Mr. Sun seems to be in prison and can't go out." ”
"I should have been released from prison a long time ago." Sun Wukong laughed and said, "The Buddha knew that I was serious about transformation and was dedicated to goodness, so he forgave me a long time ago." It's just that Lu Heng is jealous of me and is afraid that my light will cover him, so he has always refused to let me out. ”
"How dare he do such a thing?" Chen Xuanzang was surprised.
"Well, he always did." Sun Wukong shook his head, "Abduction and trafficking of children and rape of ** girls is commonplace for him, I have actually been oppressed and bullied by him all these years, but I am simple, I am kind, and I am full of truth, kindness and beauty, so I have always forgiven him." ”
Chen Xuanzang sighed: "Mr. Sun has suffered. ”
"Not bitter, not bitter." Sun Wukong looked at Chen Xuanzang affectionately, "If I am lucky enough to realize my dream with Mr. Chen, then all the hardships are worth it." ”
Chen Xuanzang was puzzled: "Mr. Sun doesn't know, Mr. Lu actually agreed to my invitation very quickly, and he has already helped me to subdue the pig demon, I don't want him to go back on my word, right?" ”
"Pig demon? Pig just hyena? Sun Wukong asked.
"Yes, Mr. Sun knows him?"
"Know, know, know." Sun Wukong smiled and said, "When we were worshipping the thirteen Taibao of Huaguo Mountain, we feasted the demons of the world, and Zhu Gangguan was the cook we invited, and he did a good job, hehe." What's the matter, Mr. Chen has to deal with pig gangguana? In fact, where do you need Lu Heng to make a move? Mr. Chen can handle it himself. ”
"I can't, I'm just a mortal." Chen Xuanzang waved his hand.
"I think Mr. Chen is very talented, and sooner or later he will become a great weapon." Sun Wukong said, "But if Mr. Chen wants to do such a great thing, this process must be very difficult and dangerous, ah, there is!" Why don't I give Mr. Chen a gift, so that there will be no monster in the world that can hurt Mr. Chen, come on! ”
Sun Wukong couldn't help but say, pulled Chen Xuanzang to a stone tablet engraved with Sanskrit, pointed to it and said: "This is the exorcism holy fire order, which I brought down from the Heavenly Palace, it can destroy all demons and monsters." ”
Chen Xuanzang said: "But I don't want to kill him, I just want to awaken the truth, goodness and beauty in his heart." ”
Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes, didn't I make it clear to you just now?" In fact, its main function is to awaken people's truth, goodness and beauty. ”
"Forget it, it's too expensive." Chen Xuanzang shook his head.
"It's not expensive, it's not expensive, it's ten or eight yuan!"
"Or- don't."
Sun Wukong's voice was full of anxiety and eagerness: "You take it!" I said I'll give it to you, and you'll take it! ”
Chen Xuanzang pretended to hesitate: "Mr. Sun, this, is this the seal of the Buddha suppressing you?" ”
Sun Wukong looked annoyed, but he forcibly endured it, turned around and approached Chen Xuanzang, his face was cold: "If you don't take it, you will look down on me, do you know who I am?" ”
"Huaguoshan Thirteen Taibao knows, right? I'm the boss! ”
"Back then, I held two watermelon knives in my hand, and cut from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road, cutting back and forth for three days and three nights, and it was a river of blood! But I just started the knife in my hand, and I didn't blink a finger! ”
Chen Xuanzang asked curiously: "If you don't blink your eyes for so long, won't your eyes be dry?" ”
"What do I do or don't do, does this have anything to do with what I said?" Sun Wukong's face was expressionless.
"I'm just curious."
"Don't you understand the point of what I'm saying?" Sun Wukong said angrily, "I'm talking about whether the eyes will do anything?" ”
"I'm just thinking......" Chen Xuanzang made a look of wide-eyed eyes and hands falling with knives, so long, his eyes were not dry?
"Don't tell me that your eyes are dry or you don't want to do it anymore. Do you understand? Sun Wukong was completely furious.
"Mr. Sun, calm down!"
Sun Wukong was furious, found three sugarcanes, pointed at Chen Xuanzang and said angrily: "I said that I don't blink when I kill people, you ask me if my eyes are dry, okay, I'll show you, you see if my eyes are dry!" ”
As he spoke, he placed the sugar cane on the stone platform, raised his palm like a knife, and slashed downward.
After cutting it several times, the sugarcane didn't break, Sun Wukong removed one and continued to cut it, but it still didn't break, and in the end he only cut one before he succeeded.
He hid his fleshy palm behind him, and held up the broken sugar cane and shouted, "Did you see it?" See! ”
Chen Xuanzang couldn't help but smile and nodded: "I saw it." ”
"If you take out anything else, I'll smash it all for you!" Sun Wukong said viciously, "Take it out!" If you have the ability, you can take it all out! ”
Chen Xuanzang also wanted to take out a durian like the original plot, but unfortunately, he didn't bring it.
So Chen Xuanzang chose to directly dismantle him: "Mr. Sun, your hands are rotten, do you want to bandage them?" ”
"My hands aren't rotten!" Sun Wukong jumped like thunder, "Do you think I have no ability if I am sealed?" Let me tell you, even if I only have one hair left, I am Qi-Tian-Da-Sheng-Sun-Wu-Kong! ”
"Ahh
Sun Wukong looked angry and rushed towards the stone plaque, but as soon as he caught it, a golden light flashed, and Sun Wukong screamed and was bounced away.
"Let me out!"
Sun Wukong roared and rushed towards the entrance of the cave, but in mid-air, he was entangled by vines and thrown to the ground, and then a rattan whip made Sun Wukong scream again and again.
Sun Wukong was unwilling to roar: "Five hundred years! How long are you going to trap me! I, I've changed, I've had an epiphany, Buddha, why don't you still believe me? ”
Chen Xuanzang has been quietly watching this scene, and at this time, whether it is him or Sun Wukong, the play that should be played has been performed, and it is time to wrap up.