In the past few days, before dawn, Yang Moumou got up. She ran to the playground under the yellow horn tree and talked to the empty basketball court.

The air is her audience, and the birds are her audience. She is the most brilliant host.

She wants to stand on the stage and host the show, and this desire is very strong, stronger than the desire to stand on the stage and dance when she was in elementary school.

She had been practicing for a long time, and many of her classmates had already gone to the classroom. She rushed to the cafeteria, had some breakfast, and ran into the classroom.

Everyone has started to read in the morning. She hurriedly pulled out her textbook from the drawer, and something fell out. She bent down to pick it up.

It is a small colored box. A piece of paper was pasted on it, "Tuniu, please eat, no thanks." You have to eat it, or I'll tell the teacher that you've extorted two dollars from me. Next to the words is a vicious pig face, with wide nostrils and a mouth full of fangs.

Someone is quite self-aware, and the self-portrait is so realistic.

Yang Moumou took off the note, folded it in half, and found that there were words on the back of the note, "My pen and ink are precious, and I hope to frame and preserve it." ”

She is also really convinced. According to him, teachers are not allowed to hang his homework on the wall page by page? His kind of wild grass alien text, the teacher didn't ask him to redo it, completely sympathetic to him for being ugly.

She decided to throw the note away after class. As for the box, we'll see what's inside, depending on the situation. She opened the textbook and read it with everyone.

After reading in the morning, before she had time to throw the note, Chen Kai had already dangled it in front of her.

"Did you see it?" He was in high spirits.

Yang Moumou gave him a blank look - since she met this person, she rolled her eyes too many times, and her eyelids were about to spasm.

"Isn't it impressive?" Chen Kai asked.

Touched you big-headed ghost! Every word on the note made her want to beat him. "Get out of the way, I'm going to throw it away."

"Wouldn't it? The sugar in the box is expensive. Chen Kai pushed Yang Moumou away, took out the box from her drawer, and opened it, "Look at it!" ”

This kind of candy is often advertised on TV, but Yang Moumou has never eaten it. She snatched the box, "Don't throw this away." ”

"You're going to throw a note?" Chen Kaihua's face was pale.

"Or else? Is it really framed and preserved? Yang Moumou made a throwing motion.

"Don't throw it!" Chen Kai squeezed Yang Moumou's hand into a fist and wrapped the note in her palm, "You local girl, don't always live up to the sincerity of others!" ”

God, what did she hear?

She looked at Chen Kai's back as he left angrily, peeling a piece of candy and putting it in her mouth. Not to mention, it's delicious. Well, she admitted, super tasty. She was going to take home the holidays to eat with her sister.

For the sake of sugar being so delicious, she opened the note again.

Is there any sincerity to speak of? Every word reveals this person's arrogance and arrogance, and he has a face that rewards others from above.

Wait, at the bottom of the note, there seems to be a very small word, so small that people will ignore it at a glance, or think that it is accidentally ink.

Yang Moumou took the note in front of him.

"Thank you for helping me out." The handwriting is neat and correct.

It is impossible to frame, but it is still possible to preserve. Yang folded the note and put it in the stationery box.

The class bell rang and the teacher came in. The teacher told everyone that our class was going to hold a gala, and the school leaders would also come.

The class cried wolf, and the tables and benches slammed loudly.

The teacher went on to say that tomorrow night the host will be selected, and the students who are willing to be prepared should go to the class leader to register before school in the afternoon.

Everyone began to discuss, the hostess must be Li Wen, who can be competent except her? Male host, who will it be?

Yang Moumou listened to everyone's discussions, and the desire in his heart increased instead of decreasing. Host, she also wants to be, why can't she be?

She practiced harder. She threw herself into the presiding situation, ready to fight.

"Classmate Yang, you come." The teacher called her by name.

"Okay." Yang Moumou stood up generously and glanced around confidently, "Dear leaders, teachers, dear students, hello everyone!" I ......"

I......

Seeing the mathematical formula written on the blackboard, Yang's legs were weak and he couldn't stand steadily.

The math teacher threw down the triangle protractor and walked away. The whole class burst into laughter, and Chen Kai's bastard fell on the table with laughter. Even Zhang Tao was trying his best to hold back his laughter.

She doesn't want to live!

The most infuriating is yet to come.

After class, Chen Kai, a bastard, ran over and invited her to participate in the sketch.

She asked him what role she played.

He glanced at her and said, "We lack a homeless man."

Go, go, go! Don't act! You know that he can't spit ivory out of his dog's mouth!

Chen Kai asked, really don't act? The homeless man is mainly responsible for eating, starting with a sketch and eating until the end.

Cut, am I the kind of person who doesn't even want dignity for the sake of eating? It's so contemptuous of people! Yang Moumou walked away with his head held high.

Chen Kai was still shouting behind her, we are waiting for you, this role is reserved for you! After all, it's more real!

This dog looks down on a pig's head! I'll be sure to prove it to you.

On the evening of the selection of the host, the teacher smiled and said on the podium, "Students, we will choose the most suitable one from the girls in the class to be the host tonight." ”

The classmates below said again, it must be Li Wensa! Except for Li Wen, there is no one who deserves it!

Li Wen wore a set of generous and decent clothes, with a plaid shirt on the top and a short skirt underneath. With a confident smile on her face, she nodded slightly at everyone.

Yang crooked his mouth from left to right, and then back to left from right.

Someone asked, "Is it only female hosts?" "Don't boys choose hosts?"

The teacher still smiled and said, "I forgot to tell everyone, boys don't have to campaign, just Zhang Tao." ”

Chen Kaiteng stood up and whistled out his arm, "Why?" Zhang Tao: What is he capable of? ”

The table was almost overturned by him, and the classmates next to him flew into trouble and ate him with a fist.

The teacher said, "It seems that Zhang Tao is usually relatively low-key. Everyone doesn't know, in fact, he hosted several shows when he was in elementary school, and he participated in the host competition and won awards. ”

Chen Kai disagreed, "So what? Can't we compete? ”

The teacher stood on the podium, a little embarrassed.

Zhang Tao suddenly laughed, and he said to Chen Kai, "Don't accept the heads-up." ”

Yang Moumou heard the sound of the whole class gasping for air conditioning, and she was among them.

She has never seen Zhang Tao's domineering appearance. He has always been reserved and low-key, giving people a very gentle feeling.

"Who's afraid of whom?" Chen Kai walked up to the podium and stared at Zhang Tao with both eyes, "Let's say a paragraph each, let everyone vote, do you dare?" ”

The teacher hurriedly stepped forward and wanted to separate the two, "Students should be friendly with each other, don't be like this." ”

Zhang Tao politely bowed slightly to the teacher, "Teacher, we are friendly and exchanged." He faced Chen Kai again, and the look on his face became fierce, "You first or me first?" ”

"You please." Chen Kai's expression was like he was going to eat people, "I want to see how many catties and taels you have." ”