Seven aunts, eight aunts, nine cousins, and ten grandmothers are really a group of gods (shen) and strange (jing).

In the past two years, they saw that my house was built, and I was single, so they introduced me to people one after another, and they also introduced me to the best in the name of beauty, and the result... I doubted life.

I remembered that the first blind date in my life was made by my eldest cousin, but I was reluctant to go at that time, and then my parents told me not to flash the face of my relatives, and I would not look up in the future, so I went patiently.

As a result, I was introduced to 5 years older than me, and she was showing off her Apple 6plus who was still poor and rich, but at that time, my eldest cousin told me in advance that she was the same age as me, and she was very dignified and virtuous, I was surprised, and my eldest cousin was too unreliable.

The second time was introduced by an aunt in the next village, saying that she liked my house very much, and then she often instigated my mother, but my mother betrayed my WeChat account by not losing the face of her relatives, and told me to have a good chat, if not, I would withdraw, so I added this girl.

But after I added her, she asked me for red envelopes every day, and I couldn't lose my own face, so after I sent nearly one or two hundred red envelopes, the other party blocked me. Uh, uh, what's the situation?

The third time was the girl introduced to me by the uncle in the village, who was a very close uncle, and he said that the other party was a year older than me, very well-behaved and sensible, and then because of the so-called can't flash the face of relatives, so I acquiesced.

But when I agreed to the other party's friend application, I couldn't ask what the other party's name was, she would just deal with me hastily, secretively, and even said that I was impatient, and then I didn't do it. Grass, what the hell?

And for the fourth time, the old watch introduced me to a chubby girl, saying that she started her own business. As a result, I finally met with the other party and talked about life, only to learn that the other party was doing the "Sunshine Project" in Hefei and wanted me to join. As a result, I scared away.

I even had a 5th time: the person who Xiaoma introduced to me was a more serious girl. First added my WeChat, and then I saw that her WeChat address was from Dongguan, and at that time, Dongguan was anti-pornography and illegal activities, so I thought about it more, but I didn't show it. Chatting with her, she said that she was going to look for a job in Hefei, and then after a while, she found a job selling insurance, and then every day she either posted advertisements in the circle of friends, or teased me to buy life insurance. The most annoying thing is that she often posts some corporate culture videos of insurance companies, such as dancing in the morning, shouting slogans every day, and doing some indoor outward bound training from time to time - leaning back from the table, and a group of people below them say that this can cultivate a sense of teamwork. But she's the only single woman in the whole company. And then...... We're gone.

Sometimes I feel that I am quite uninhibited, but as soon as my relatives introduce the object, I immediately return to my original form. Therefore, only when the elders introduce you to the object, you will know what impression you have in the eyes of the elders (generally not a good impression, the object of the introduction is either crooked melons and cracked dates, or rare and strange pieces. The most hateful thing is that the elders will say "Oh, it's a good match for you, it's a good match for you").

I'm really lonely and lonely in my life! However, I still believe that there is true love in the world, and there is true love in the world, but I am not happy enough for the time being, and I haven't met it yet.