The third story. Generally, when chatting online, I like to chat with the opposite sex (I may think that chatting with the same sex is not interesting, and I don't have energy).

But once, probably in 1999, there were still few women at that time, so I often chatted and chatted and broke off (the chat was not vivid and the woman went to talk to someone else), or I couldn't find someone to talk about for a long time (more monks and less porridge), so I changed my screen name on a whim, called

"I'm a girl, who am I afraid of", the effect is really not ordinarily good, because there are many people chatting, I actually chatted with five men at the same time.

My chat is full of war, domineering (all in a public way), most of the words on one screen are my words, and the ideas are clear, and there is no cross-words.

After an hour, though, they stopped talking to me, and only one person was still there to talk to me.

I feel a little sympathy for this insensitive. In the end, I was tired of playing a girl, so I told him directly that I was a man, so let's stop talking.

He told me that he had known that I was a man for a long time, and he was chatting with me to pass the time, and he felt that the conversation was not bad.

So I took off my girl's disguise and continued to talk to him. As a result, after chatting all night, it was nothing more than a nonsense.

Then the friend agreed to talk again the next day, how did he agree? He was very straightforward, I still remember what he said when he went offline, he said: "Big brother, we are quite compatible, I will come back tomorrow, if there is no woman to talk to us, we will talk together." I said, "Okay, it's not a conversation with anyone." "The next day, we really got together again and talked (who made so few women).

He sighed: "The girls in this chat room have all become giant pandas, and you can't touch one, big brother, have you talked to the girls, and what experience do you have to teach." "Naturally, I've talked to girls, and more than one, but when it comes to methods, how can I do it?

！ But since you asked, you can't let him down. I said, "The point is that your screen name is not good, you have to come up with a unique one, like you."

"Silly and stupid", do you see the girl chatting with you? I've tried this for a hundred times. He immediately changed his screen name to

"Silly and stupid". So a strange scene appeared: one

"Silly and stupid" accosted female screen names everywhere in the chat room all night, asking if they were free?

Chatting? Where is home? Naturally, no one paid attention to him. Come to think of it, you're a woman, you're going to ignore one

Is it "stupid and stupid"? The thought of it would make me laugh, and then laugh so much that I vomited blood and died.

In this way, within a week, we became friends. Once he asked me if Huadiao wine and daughter red were the same wine, and why they were two names (there was no Baidu at that time).

Actually, I know what Huadiaojiu and my daughter Hong are about, but I don't tell him, I'm going to tease him.

I said to him: "In the past, in Shaoxing, Zhejiang, whenever a family gave birth to a girl, they would brew several jars of rice wine and bury it in the ground. When her daughter grows up and gets married, she takes it out to entertain guests, so she is named Daughter Hong; If the daughter died early without waiting for marriage, it was a flower withered, the whole family was sad, and the wine was taken out to drink, at this time the wine could not be called the daughter red, it was called the flower withered, because the withered word was indecent, so it was also called the flower carving. When this friend heard this, he was immediately enlightened, and thanked me repeatedly, thinking that he had mastered another allusion.

It's a pity that this friend is too fond of showmanship, and he talks about it when he meets people, showing off his knowledge, and is ridiculed and disgraced (I guess).

He found me on the Internet, and scolded me angrily, saying that I was too good at deceiving people, making him embarrassed, and chatting with me was considered blind.

It seems that my friend has nothing to do, and I regret it very much, but I have nothing to do. Here I will explain to you the real situation of Huadiao Wine and Daughter Hong.

Huadiao wine is the best daughter red, and Chen is precious. As early as the Song Dynasty, Shaoxing families would make wine. Whenever a family gives birth to a girl, on the day of the full moon, they choose a number of altars of wine, ask someone to engrave and paint auspicious (usually carved with various floral patterns, people, birds and beasts, landscapes, pavilions, etc.), and then seal the cellar with mud.

When the daughter grows up and leaves the pavilion, she takes out the cellar aged wine and asks the painter to paint it with oil paint on the altar

"Hundred plays", such as

"Eight Immortals Across the Sea",

"Dragon and Phoenix Chengxiang",

"Chang'e to the moon", etc., and with auspicious wishes, flowers are full moon

"Color head", and at the same time treat the guests with wine. That's how Huadiao wine came about, without the kind of meaning I explained.

In my impression, my daughter red is still the name of the word brand, but I can't remember any of the words of the word brand.

All I know is a word card that says: Sunset

"Man Jianghong", alone

"Tasha line. Bow

"Huanxi Sand", riverside

"Daughter Red". Mind

"Cherish Chunlang", I heard

"Selling flowers". Hurry

"Thinking of returning", with each other

"Appeal to the heart". Self-go

"Juvenile Tour", with me

"Don't shine the silver lamp". ”......