I wasn't too stupid, I said, "Xiaosheng is polite here, if Miss Meng advises, Xiaosheng Sansheng is lucky." ”

"Hehe, it's kind of interesting, I'm your girlfriend now, you want to say something to your girlfriend." I asked blankly, "What to say, what to say, what to say?" Please advise. ”

"Really stupid or fake, you let me teach you how to say it to me."

"yes, aren't you going to teach me?"

"Alas, it seems that you blame me, then you can praise me." I immediately agreed: "Yes, you are so smart, very wise, and have a limitless future." ”

"Is this what you say to girls? You've been kicked in the head by a donkey, right? ”

"Okay, I'll change it, you're Xiuwai Huizhong, and there's more," I didn't come up with any suitable words for a long time.

"Why are you only half of it, and there is still something unspeakable."

"No, that's the case, I don't know your height and looks, if I say it wrong, wouldn't it be a sarcasm for you, of course, people can't look good." I responded in a panic.

"Hehe, I know, you always want to talk about inner beauty, thinking that the female students of our science university are not very good, so you are reluctant."

"No, no, you misunderstood, I'm not such a person, really, appearance is only one aspect, isn't there a song called "I'm Ugly But I'm Gentle"?" I immediately argued.

"Look where you go, the more you talk about it, the farther it goes, you listen, this girl is 1.70 meters tall, even if she can't be called glamorous, it will make people's eyes shine, and everywhere is a flower."

"Ah, what, you turned out to be such a girl, so bright, as the saying goes, there is no truth on the Internet, are you kidding? Besides, what does it mean to be a flower. ”

"Hehe, I've always been proud, but have you ever seen a girl brag about herself like this? This is the difference between men and women, women are narcissistic, but they don't brag, what does it mean to be a flower, that is, it is called a class flower in the class, a department flower in the department, and a school flower in school, so do you understand? I laughed a few times,

"I thought that a girl like you, who was excellent in all aspects, should look like a dinosaur, but I didn't expect it to be a beautiful cutie, and I was a little uncomfortable."

"You frog, you dare to say I'm a dinosaur!"

"Okay, okay, okay, I'll admit I'm a frog, but do you know why girls are called dinosaurs?"

"I really haven't paid attention yet, you tell me about it."

"Okay, how much knowledge do you have to gain by chatting with me. This title comes from the Three Kingdoms period, Zhuge Liang is known as Mr. Wolong, who do you want to lie with Zhuge Liang? His wife, a well-known ugly girl in the entire Jingzhou area. Therefore, the dragon refers to Zhuge Liang's wife Huang Yueying, and because Zhuge Liang is Kong Ming, everyone respectfully calls Huang Yueying Kong Long. Later, it was customary, and everyone called the ugly girl Kong Long. As for why it evolved into dinosaurs later, the main blame is the spelling input method, dinosaurs are phrases, and Konglong is not. People go online to chat, not to correct typos. So dinosaurs have become another name for ugly women. She replied angrily: "It's yellow and boring!" This is absolutely false, you always tell lies more than the truth, if you deceive me like this again, I will be killed. ”

"Don't, don't, don't, I was wrong, please forgive me, I'll change it immediately, the following is the correct answer, if it's fake. Dinosaurs were first used by Cai Zhihong (ruffian Cai) in the book "The First Close Contact", according to his own explanation, there is no special significance, because the visual impact of dinosaurs in ancient times to us is huge, terrifying, and scary, so it is called like that. ”

"That's pretty much it," she approving,

"Well, by the way, why the ugly man is called a frog, do you know?"

"Dinosaurs are animals, and ugly men have to find an animal to replace them, dinosaurs are huge, and ugly men have to find a small one as a counterpart, so they use frogs instead." I guessed.

"You can't convince people with this statement, because according to your statement, it's okay for an ugly man to be called a mouse." She retorted dissatisfiedly.

If I have 10 million, I can buy a house, do I have 10 million? No. So I still don't have a house.

If I have wings, I can fly, do I have wings? No. So I can't fly. If the water of the whole Pacific Ocean is poured out, it will not extinguish the flame of my love for you, and the water of the whole Pacific Ocean will be poured out?

No way. That's why I don't love you. ——Excerpt from Cai Zhihong (ruffian Cai) "The First Intimate Contact"