As the old saying goes: dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and dicks are destined to work. Dick silk set the world and the world was born of sorrow, both short and poor, abandoned by the goddess in the spare tire, wandering, displaced, in the world and masturbation for a living, and the house is a circle, play lol to get the enemy's head to vent endless loneliness, not treated well by the rich and handsome, with endless years of love.

However, Dick Si is just a temperament, an attitude, an optimistic attitude, a dare to face his own shortcomings, dare to laugh at himself, unlike some people, who pretend to be in front of others, but their hearts are extremely obscene. And the obscenity of our dick is obscenity, daring to express and dare to face yourself. There is a kind of sister paper called Dick Silk Girl, they may be in the major post bars, Weibo, forums and major otaku Dick Silk talk about the connotation, chat about meat jokes, but they are basically kind and pure good sister paper in life. Dick silk is a kind of spirit, our ideal - counterattack; Our goal is to bring down the hypocritical rich and handsome. The world's dicks are close to each other, it's not that you don't believe it.

However, the road to the counterattack of the dick is like a scratch music, it is far away, the tumbler will not fall, but therefore it will not take a step forward, so the dick silk who is ready to counterattack must absolutely:

(1) Overcome procrastination. Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and love to fight will win.

(2) Spirited. Everyone is born original, and sadly many people gradually become pirates, the biggest of which is a lack of self-confidence. The aura of lack of self-confidence is the deadliest. Women have evolved over thousands of years, just as men have a natural reaction to breast enlargement and fat buttocks, women have the most feelings for males who are full of confidence and strong in their hearts.

(3) Wildness. Fate shuffled the cards for Dick Si once, but it was Dick Si himself who played the cards. A dick silk is very disgusting to girls, only the rich and handsome proud and funny is the most correct, so if the dick silk wants to send out the ancestral chromosome, he must learn the wild nature of the rich and handsome, even if he is in tears, he must send the chromosome out!

(4) Heroism. The biggest disadvantage of Dick Silk is that she loves to be careful.,I don't understand the girl's secret autumn wave.,I like to be indecisive.,It belongs to the advanced stage of mom-type straight male cancer.,Usually the left sentence is my mother said the right sentence my mother said.,Girls are most disgusted with this.。

(5) Mo House. The meaning of life lies in movement, in endless running, seeing the prosperity of the world, until you can't walk.

(6) Be ambitious. The future is bright, but Dick Si can't find a way out. Although it is a life attitude to be safe when encountered, it is by no means the standard route of Diaosi's counterattack, and facing difficulties is the way Diaosi has to go. Today you choose comfort, tomorrow you will have no choice.

(7) The bottom line should be high. In fact, the easiest way to please a girl is to be able to speak. Similarly, when choosing a girl as a daughter-in-law, Dick Si will generally say "I am not demanding, just like you", while Gao Fushuai will say "I am very demanding, just like you".

(8) Be hard-hearted. The heart is higher than the sky, the life is thinner than paper, the fear of failure is more than the expectation of success, and the heart is not a master, how to support the counterattack of the dick. If Dick Si's ability is not enough to support the counterattack, exercise and keep a good attitude!

(9) If you feel that the above requirements are too much, you can also release the last big move: rich, a lot of money that makes you drool! (If you think this is too difficult, let's learn the above 8 points slowly!)

Dick silk counterattack has been on the road, we have been working hard, even if it is against the wind, even if there is no praise from the audience, we have to soak the girl!

The dreams of the past may have long been moldy, but one day we will rub them bright, even if they are like mustard, dreams can be great!

Although the greatest thing is the successful counterattack, those losers on this counterattack road and those who are committed to the future are the most admirable life warriors.

Run, brother!