Chapter 19: Store Manager Wu Lao Wei
Time passed quickly, like a white horse, and a month passed in a blink of an eye.
Just a few days ago, Da Mu called Ye Fan and said that he had taken back his daughter, and that her daughter had returned to her original appearance, and he also donated the ill-gotten gains, and handed over the small leaf rosewood in his hometown to the country, and the two old men were also able to rotate and reincarnate, Ye Fan was also happy for him, as for the old ghost and the evil ghost who possessed Ling'er, he didn't know where he went.
A few days ago, the store manager suddenly called and said that he was coming back, Ye Fan didn't dare to be lazy, on the second floor of the late-night coffee shop, in the practice room, he grabbed 100 pounds of dumbbells in both hands and began to lift, which was asked by the store manager to do, he must lift enough for 10 hours a day, otherwise he will not be allowed to eat.
Ye Fan has always wanted to learn the real ghost catching technique, instead of some of the tricks that cats and dogs will do in school, but the store manager has not taught him, just asked him to lift dumbbells, he has lifted 100 pounds from each 15 catties at the beginning, but he still did not satisfy the store manager.
Squeak,
The door of the practice room was opened, and the store manager, who looked like a hanger, walked in from the door, he looked very embarrassed and unenergetic.
Ye Fan put down the dumbbell and came to the store manager, "Old Monster Wu, you're back,"
Wu Lao Wei glanced at him, Ye Fan didn't see Wu Lao Wei's movements clearly, he only felt that he was kicked hard on the buttocks, and a dog gnawed on the mud directly, "What are you doing, you want to be lazy, lift dumbbells, by the way, let you go to the Shengli Community to see when you leave, how is that thing?" ”
Ye Fan stood up, grinned in pain, and rubbed his buttocks, "That matter has been resolved, and it is well received by the employer." ”
"Really?" Old Monster Wu walked to the sofa and sat down, a smile hooked up at the corner of his mouth, and he took out a black bead in his right hand and threw it around in his hand.
Ye Fan looked at it, and knew that it was broken, the black bead was actually the "Jizo Yuan Extinguishing Pearl", he didn't say a word, pinched his ears with both hands, walked in front of Wu Laowei, pouted his butt at Wu Laowei, and said aggrievedly, "Wu Laowei, you know everything." ”
Wu Laowei's shadowless legs practiced on Ye Fan's ass like a picturesque wind god, Ye Fan directly dragged his ass and flew out again.
Wu Lao Wei lit a cigarette and spit out a smoke ring, "When I came back, I met a little girl, the resentment on the little girl was very heavy, I thought it was a resentful ghost, and later found out that she had a "Soul Gathering Bead" on her body, and she told me the story of the matter, do you know how dangerous this Soul Gathering Bead is." ”
"Soul Gathering Orbs?" Ye Fan covered his buttocks, walked over, and showed a surprised expression, "How come, this is not the "Jizo Yuan Extinguishing Pearl", I have read the introduction of this bead in the book, and the locust tree spirit said that you only need to send the beads to the temple. ”
"Temple?" Wu Laowei's figure disappeared suddenly, Ye Fan's ass was kicked again, flew out, fell to the ground, and couldn't get up in pain, Wu Laowei's figure appeared on the sofa again, spitting out a smoke ring, "I already knew about that locust tree spirit, you can believe everything, this soul gathering bead has the spirit of the locust tree spirit on it, it can take away that little girl, and from now on in the Three Realms and Six Realms is at ease, and no longer has to be bound by the ghost general." ”
Ye Fan covered his ass in pain, and simply couldn't get up, "Old monster Wu, can you stop kicking my ass, it's about to break in half." ”
Wu Lao Wei closed his eyes and lay on the sofa, he was recalling, when he saw the ghost general from afar, the whole sky was full of ghosts, overwhelming, extremely terrifying, the ghost general also felt him, it seemed that there was something else to do, and disappeared directly into the sky, he was afraid that something would happen to Ye Fan, so he hurried over, and saw that Ye Fan was still complete, so he breathed a sigh of relief, otherwise the old Taoist priest on the mountain would definitely not be finished with him.
Wu Lao Wei said leisurely, "When the old locust tree spirit died, an enchantment was set up to trap the ghost general, and you burned the small locust tree spirit, which just broke the barrier and let the ghost general out, so you are responsible for the ghost general, and heaven and earth cause and effect." ”
When Ye Fan heard this, he exploded, who is the ghost general, such a terrifying existence, how did he deal with it, he quickly got up from the ground, and cried and complained in front of Old Monster Wu, "Boss, you can do it, look at my little brother's calves, how can I fight against the ghost general, you can spare me." ”
Wu Lao Wei threw his right hand and swallowed the soul bead directly, and said, "Okay, call that little ghost out,"
Now I know, why does Ye Fan always call the store manager Wu Lao Wei, he is a monster, I don't know what to cultivate, and Ye Fan has seen Wu Lao Wei swallow a dead ghost directly, but it frightens him.
"Imp? What imp? Ye Fan was a little confused.
Suddenly, a white bead floated out of Ye Fan's pocket, the bead was like a night pearl, emitting a faint white light in the air, and I saw a woman in a white gauze dress floating out of the bead, with bright eyes and bright teeth, slender waist, and said politely, "The little woman Zhang Qian has seen a life-saving benefactor and a saint." ”
Ye Fan was startled, and then he remembered, isn't this the female ghost he brought out of the hospital, what's the matter, how did I forget her, didn't he stay with this female ghost for more than a month these days, and the things he was doing in the bed were also known by this female ghost.
Suddenly, three black lines appeared on Ye Fan's face, "My first life's fame, all of them were ruined in the hands of this female ghost." ”
Old Ghost Wu waved his hand and said, "I'm not a saint, I'm the manager of a coffee shop, I heard that girl talk about you, if you don't go to reincarnation, what are you doing with our Xiaofan?" ”
Zhang Qian made a search in the air, and said apologetically, "Back to the words of the saint, the little woman didn't know why, on the way to the reincarnation, she was stopped by the ghost, saying that I was not over my life, and I could not be reincarnated, and the little woman had nowhere to go, so she returned to her benefactor." ”
Ye Fan was suddenly embarrassed, "I said Miss, you see that you look very good-looking, and you will say it when you come back." ”
Zhang Qian pursed her lips and smiled lightly, her voice was as good as the guzheng, "Hehe, don't blame the benefactor, I won't say it." ”
Ye Fan was about to faint, "My aunt, you can do it, you can go, or I will find you a good temple, and incense, you can go there." ”
"Benefactor, the little woman swears, if the benefactor can take the little girl out of the sea of suffering, she must promise herself, benefactor, don't you forget," Zhang Qian said lightly.
Ye Fan rolled his eyes, "Girl, you better spare me, I ......"
At this time, Wu Lao Wei waved his hand, and Ye Fan shut up directly, "Okay, you two don't need to say it, little girl, I calculated just now, you still have more than 100 years of yin life, and it is indeed not time to be reincarnated, this is very strange, and ......" Wu Lao Wei touched his little stubble and did not continue.
Zhang Qian floated in front of Wu Laowei and asked, "What did the saint calculate?" ”
Wu Lao Wei looked at Ye Fan strangely, Ye Fan turned around and haired when he was looked at, "What are you doing, Wu Lao Wei, let me tell you, I am a pure master,"
Wu Lao Wei turned his face and glanced at Zhang Qiandao, "And I calculated that you and Xiaofan have a marriage that has not ended." ”
After hearing this, Zhang Qian's beautiful eyes lit up, floated to Ye Fan's shoulder, and whispered in Ye Fan's ear, "Hehe, it seems that I still have a relationship with my benefactor, and my benefactor can't leave me." ”
Ye Fan suddenly felt like he had seen a ghost, no, he did see a ghost, he grabbed Wu Laowei's hand and said, "Big brother, did you miscalculate, she is a ghost, people and ghosts have different paths, this is the reason under the way of heaven, how can we have a marriage?" ”
Wu Laowei frowned slightly, but then relaxed, "Boy, it's not good to find you a wife, what's crooked, okay, Xiaoqian, go back first, I have a few words to say to Xiaofan." ”
Zhang Qian chuckled, and in response, she got into the white beads and floated in the air.
Then, Wu Laowei spit out a puff of smoke, which turned into a circle, surrounded the bead, and said solemnly, "Okay, I have temporarily set up a small enchantment on the bead, and he can't hear our words." I'm going to tell you something important. ”
Ye Fan saw that Old Ghost Wu suddenly became serious, and knew that there must be something important to announce, if he didn't transfer the position of the store manager to him, then he would not be able to manage the accounts in the future, there is a lot of oil and water in it, and he can deduct a few hundred yuan casually every day, thinking about it, he couldn't help but laugh evilly.
Wu Lao Wei glanced at Ye Fan, slapped him on the head, woke him up, and said, "You have been with me for three years, and in the past three years, I haven't taught you anything, just asked you to lift dumbbells and practice strength, do you know why?" ”
Ye Fan was now stunned and shook his head.
Wu Lao Wei shook his right hand, and an ancient book appeared out of thin air in his hand, "This true explanation of Taoism belongs to a friend of mine, when he left, he hoped that I would pass on this true explanation, and now I will pass it on to you, I hope you will not insult it." ”
When Ye Fan heard this, his heart was happy, he took the ancient book, read it and read it, he had long wanted to practice the real Taoism, instead of the kind of "ghost exorcism spell" in his mouth, there was so much time, how many times had he died a long time ago, now he can become a real ghost catching expert.
Old Monster Wu got up and looked out the window, as if recalling the distant past, "After this ghost general incident, you can be regarded as having experienced a corner of this cultivation world, I will tell you something about the cultivation world now, you listen carefully." ”
Ye Fan held the book "Dao Technique True Explanation", and couldn't put it down, completely forgetting that this book appeared out of thin air, "You take it, Old Monster Wu, I'll listen." ”
Wu Lao Wei said, "Our cultivation world is divided into three realms, the human world, the underworld, and the spiritual realm, this human world and the underworld are real, but the spiritual realm only exists in legends. The ghost catching Taoist priests cultivated by our people's cultivation circles are called laymen, and they are divided into nine grades, the lowest level is a first-grade layman, and the highest level is a nine-grade layman. ”
"Wow, layman, how many rank am I now?"
Wu Lao Wei coughed and said lightly, "You are not even a layman, no matter how much you talk, be careful of your ass." ”
Ye Fan shrank his neck in fright and stopped talking.
Wu Laowei continued, "And that ghost thing is divided into six levels, you also know this, the first-grade layman can deal with the evil ghosts below the third level, the second-grade layman can deal with the evil ghosts waiting for opportunities, the third-grade layman can deal with the fifth-level red-robed fire ghost, and the fourth-grade layman can deal with the sixth-level green ghost, but since the ghost king war more than ten years ago, there has never been a sixth-level green ghost, and my cultivation world is the highest, and it is also recognized as the first master, it is Zhang Tianshi of Longhu Mountain, a half-step four-grade layman, but he is old, and he has stopped walking around in the cultivation world for many years. And the underworld..."Old Monster Wu seemed to have thought of something, and didn't say any more.
Ye Fan was listening attentively, and suddenly Old Monster Wu stopped talking, "What's wrong with the underworld?" Why don't you say it, Wu Laowei, and besides, Wu Laowei, how many grades are you? ”
Old Monster Wu looked at his hand, there was a black patch in the palm of his hand, but a black gas floated by, and the patch disappeared, "Me, you will know in the future." Well, your jade pendant is safe for life, it will be your most powerful weapon. After speaking, Wu Laowei walked out of the practice room, and his voice came from a distance again, "After practicing the dumbbells, I will go downstairs to help Ah Hua and them deliver takeaways, now the business is good, and there are not enough people." ”
"Okay," Ye Fan immediately agreed as soon as he heard that he could deliver takeaways, and he didn't need to practice dumbbells, and he was happy to do anything.
He put the book "Taoist True Solution" into the table, came to the two 100-pound dumbbells, lifted them around, as if holding two foams, no weight, practiced for more than ten minutes, felt that it was not enjoyable, and walked to the side, grabbed the 800-pound barbell, raised one hand directly, and began to practice.
After more than two hours, Ye Fan was sweating, he didn't know why Wu Lao Wei asked him to practice this, but there must be his reasons, Ye Fan walked to the shower room and took a shower, took out a towel to wipe his hair, he took the towel off his head, and suddenly, a woman in white in front of him was sitting on the sofa, looking at him with a smile.
"Holy,"
Ye Fan brushed it, rolled back to the shower room, closed the glass door, picked up a bath towel and hung it to block it, his voice came from inside, "I said Zhang Qian, when did you come out?" ”
"I've been out since your store manager left, and I didn't bother you when you practiced so carefully."
Ye Fan was helpless, like a relaxed leather doll, "So, you have seen it all." ”
"yes,"
"That's right," Ye Fan's voice suddenly became roaring, "You are a girl, can you be a little reserved, there is a difference between men and women,"
"What's the matter, didn't you listen to the store manager, we still have a marriage, sooner or later I'm not your person."
Ye Fan felt like he had met a female hooligan, and he was not afraid of you hooligan, but he was afraid of female hooligan, "That...... Bring me the clothes from the couch. ”
"Is it this blue dress?"
"Yes, you hand me the clothes through this crack." Ye Fan opened the door a crack as he spoke, and then he saw a white hand, holding the clothes and reaching in, he grabbed the clothes and put them on, walked out of the shower, glanced at Zhang Qian, didn't speak, and hurriedly went downstairs, he didn't want to face this female hooligan.