Chapter 41: The Beauty Gang
The sausage grabbed Yang Moumou's clothes and whispered, "They are from the Beauty Gang, and they have been selecting people recently." Her voice was not scared or excited.
Gang of Beauty? Yang Moumou immediately thought of the gangs on TV who beat and killed with axes and hammers. She couldn't help but glance at the girls' hands.
Luckily, I didn't bring any weapons. I didn't bring a spatula or fork from the kitchen at home.
Aunt Luo in the classroom yard often used a spatula to hit the head of Teacher Li, and would also poke the back of his arm with a fork, causing Teacher Li to scream. He begged Aunt Luo to stop beating him with a spatula and fork while shouting, he really couldn't stand it.
Aunt Luo sneered, a big man, I can't bear such a little pain, how can I rely on you?
Teacher Li looked at Aunt Luo's burly and strong mountain-like body, and didn't dare to squeak. Aunt Luo relies on Teacher Li, and she can't press him into a piece of cardboard?
But Aunt Luo also has occasional times when she is very compassionate, and she will agree to Teacher Li's request. She said, well, no spatulas and forks.
Just as Teacher Li took off her guard and thanked her, she held up the spoon, so let's try this.
Teacher Li's howl of pain pierced through the walls and spread to every corner of the teacher's courtyard.
The Beauty Gang came over and came towards them.
Yang Moumou thought to himself, don't choose me! She looked away from them, especially the girl with lipstick and earrings.
The girl said, "You, come here." She beckoned to Yang Moumou.
Several other girls hurriedly chimed in, "Hurry up! Big sister screams at you! ”
The last thing you want to happen happens. Yang Moumou reluctantly moved forward, his brain was spinning rapidly, how could he refuse later? Just say that you are ugly with your conscience!
Sausage Mouth took a step faster than she did, and walked towards the girl. The girl patted the sausage mouth on the shoulder.
It turned out that it wasn't her that people were looking at. At the same time, she was vaguely a little lost, and a little worried about the sausage mouth.
She saw that the sausage mouth kept nodding to the eldest sister, and she kept smiling on her face. She pricked up her ears to hear something, only to hear the sausage mouth "um", "yes", and "yes".
The sausage mouth is coming. She frowned as if distressed, and shook her head and sighed. Yang asked her, but she didn't answer, sighing all the way.
There is a different atmosphere in the classroom today. The girls all got together. They took over the boys' seats and gathered in a circle.
The boys stood angrily next to them or in the corner of the classroom, waving their fists or shaking their legs and feet, not really stepping forward. They reminded Yang of the "rake ears" of the teacher's college.
The girls began a lively discussion, "Have you been chosen?" "I was chosen." "Me too."
It turned out that not only the sausage mouth, but also a few girls in the class were also favored by the Beauty Gang. The girl who was chosen sighed softly and seemed not very happy. But the other girls looked at them with admiration and envy.
The Beauty Gang, just by listening to the name, knows that only those who are beautiful and cute can be selected.
Sausage Mouth also stepped forward and sighed, "I was chosen too." ”
Until the class bell rang, those girls were still immersed in inexplicable emotion, but it seemed that they were a little happy? Otherwise, why do the corners of their mouths go up?
Yang Moumou was also absent-minded in this class, and she was reluctant to join the Beauty Gang with the sausage mouth. Students, just study hard, eat and drink seriously, what kind of beauty gang do you join? Beauty helps these, which always gives people a feeling that they are not studying well.
Besides, they were born as beautiful as her, but they were not selected, which shows that their vision is problematic.
She tore off a page of homework paper, wrote several lines of touching sentences, crumpled them into a ball, and threw them on the sausage table.
The sausage mouth was wandering and didn't notice it at all. The teacher, who was walking with a book, saw it.
He picked up the ball of paper and returned to the podium, "Who wrote this?" He glanced around.
No one said a word. Yang Moumou will definitely not be stupid enough to turn himself in.
The teacher unhurriedly opened the paper ball and read it.
"As a friend, I have to tell you sincerely, sincerely, sincerely, and honestly, that you are not suitable to join that beautiful gang. Let me help you explain what it means to be beautiful. A beautiful woman has bright eyes and bright teeth, skin like clotted fat, and hands like softness. And you, although you are also very cute and generous, but, what do you say about your mouth? I don't know how to say it. Also, your buns are really not tasty - although this has nothing to do with the theme, I will mention it casually. In short, you listen to me, don't join. Don't forget! ”
The teacher read it in one go, "This classmate is quite literate!" But what's going on with the Beauty Gang? ”
Everyone was silent.
The teacher stopped pursuing the matter and continued the lesson. It's normal for children to toss these. The students he taught before, what other handsome guys, the ronin beggars, and the Snow White Barbie Doll Gang, all disintegrated on their own in the end?
After class, the sausage mouth rushed over angrily, and his mouth turned into two ham sausages, "You wrote it!" ”
Yang Moumou looked left and right, "No." "I originally wrote it, but when the teacher read it out, I definitely won't admit it.
"Do you know what beauty is? The helper said, my mouth, in the eyes of foreigners, is sexy. The sausage mouth pouted as if angry.
What does it mean to be sexy?
"I didn't say your mouth is not good-looking......" Yang Moumou hurriedly wanted to explain.
"Look, you wrote it!" Sausage Mouth turned angrily.
Hey, the sausage mouth actually took her words. What about the innocent roommates that are said to be good?
"You still don't think the buns are delicious! I'll never give you buns again! "Don't turn your head over the sausage mouth.
Finally, I don't have to suffer from the torture of steamed buns anymore! Yang Moumou's face was full of joy.
At this time, the sausage mouth turned her head, she originally thought that Yang Moumou should be remorseful and guilty at this time, but she didn't expect to see Yang Moumou's expression. In a fit of rage, she stamped her foot away.
"Hey, don't be angry!" Yang Moumou wants to keep it again, but it's too late.
As soon as the sausage mouth left, her long-lost brother Zhang Tao, a famous children's program host, came over.
Another man who settles accounts after the autumn.
Yang Moumou hurriedly picked up the book and read it aloud, "Read, read, read, there is a golden house in the book; Read, read, read, there are thousands of bells in the book; Read, read, read, the book has its own Yan Ruyu. ”
Last night she messed up the show for two. 's good poetry recitation was disrupted by her name Hanako. With what she knew about him, he wouldn't let her go easily.
Pretend to be busy, pretend to be immersed in a sea of books.
"You can really take a math book and read Chinese texts." Zhang Tao looked at her coldly.
"Hey......" she put down her book, smiling awkwardly. It's a disaster that can't be avoided, how can love be.
"Yesterday ......"
As soon as Zhang Tao opened his mouth, he was interrupted by Yang Moumou, "Yesterday's day can't be stayed, let's pass it when it's over!" ”
Boom! He was knocked on the head again.
She knew that Zhang Tao was a vicious queen.
"You did well yesterday," Mr. Zhang said, "and in that case, at least there was no stage fright." ”
It turned out to be a compliment to her. Her eyes lit up, and she praised it a few more words! She loves to hear praise!
Zhang Tao was about to say something, and a shout came from the door of the classroom, "Zhang Tao, come here!" ”
The eldest sister of the Beauty Gang, with her little sisters, is standing at the door of the classroom and waving to him!
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