"It's a shame that you old thing remembers, okay, give you a whole number, it's two hundred heart-warming feet, and today you can even take it back with interest, remember, you must help me count, it's none of my business to kick too much." ”

Seeing Hu Laoba coming over slowly, Xiaoyaolang's face did not show the slightest panic, but instead hugged his hands in front of his chest, looking like a hanger, waiting for Hu Laoba to clean him up.

"Hehe, you little bastard who only knows how to steal chickens and touch dogs, just like that stupid girl who plays with stones, you are evil, one is stupid, what a pair of living treasures in the Heavenly Wounded City, today, Grandpa Bing will open you up, lest you be played to death by those demon young masters, and you will never have a chance to make you happy. ”

Hu Laoba came to Xiaoyaolang's face, raised his leg and kicked at Xiaoyaolang's face.

With Hu Laoba's kick out, a strong vortex of original qi was drawn in the void.

In Hu Laoba's memory, bullying Xiaoyaolang is not as simple as commonplace, it can be said that Xiaoyaolang did not suffer less from their fists.

Poof!

There was a muffled sound, and a man lay on the ground, with a clear footprint on his buttocks.

Rubbing his eyes, Liu Lao Er was a little afraid of the scene in front of him, because it was Hu Lao Ba who was lying on the ground, and he was thrown alive and ate.

In the previous scene, Liu Lao Er only felt a flower in front of him, and he didn't see Xiao Yaolang make a move at all, and after blinking an eye, Hu Lao Ba was lying on the ground.

With a pouting of his buttocks, Hu Laoba got up from the ground with a grunt, looking at Xiaoyaolang like he wanted to see a ghost, this time, he felt that he had really met a ghost.

This teenager, who had been bullied by him for more than ten years, didn't expect to come back this time, so he gave him eye drops, which hurt so much that he almost shed tears.

Taking a few steps back, Hu Laoba leaned against the wall, looked at the young man and scolded: "You little turtle grandson, you dare to make a sky-shaking mark on your soldier grandfather, Lao Tzu will not let you lie on the ground and kowtow to call my grandfather today, Lao Tzu will call you grandpa." ”

was slapped by Xiaoyaolang, and Hu Laoba's anger was suddenly hooked out.

"Hu Laoba, come on again, aren't you going to clean me up, why did you get yourself down, you also saw it, I didn't do it. ”

Xiaoyaolang's hands were still held in front of his chest, as if he didn't move his hands.

"Liu Lao Er, did he do it?" Hu Lao Ba turned his head and asked Liu Lao Er with some suspicion.

Liu Lao Er shook his head and said, "I didn't see clearly, Hu Laoba, did you stumble over yourself after drinking and not sober up after drinking." ”

In Liu Laoer's mind, Xiaoyaolang has always been beaten, and every time he will become a giant panda, where will there be anti-guest-oriented.

"Let your mother's stinky fart, I haven't drunk for half a month, isn't it that you fucking drank and saw a ghost. Liu Lao Er said this, which made Hu Lao Ba almost jump up and scolded Liu Lao Er.

"If there are ghosts or not, you will know if you try again. ”

Liu Lao Er smiled and encouraged Hu Lao Ba to find his way back.

This guy has one more bad heart than Hu Laoba, and many times, he takes the biggest advantage.

"Haha, that makes sense, if you try it, you'll know if there's a ghost. ”

Liu Laoer's reminder made Hu Laoba feel reasonable, and he quickly rushed towards Xiaoyaolang.

"Yes, try it to see if there are any ghosts. ”

Xiao Yaolang hooked his finger towards Hu Laoba, looking like he was actively looking for a fight.

This old fellow, he'd wanted to fix him for a long time, and now he's back. Just take him the first shot.

Poof!

There was a muffled sound, and the result was the same as the last time, it was still Hu Laoba lying on the ground, and Xiao Yaolang still looked like he was standing in place with his hands folded.

"Damn, there really are ghosts!"

Liu Laoer's eyes widened, looking at the somewhat unreal scene in front of him.

This time, Hu Laoba was no longer a dog eating, but turned into a donkey and rolled out, rolling out like a winter melon on the ground for a long distance before stopping.

Getting up from the ground again, Hu Laoba ran to Liu Laoer's side with his head in his arms, turned his head to look at Xiaoyaolang and said, "Xiaoyaolang, are you a human or a ghost?"

Liu Lao Er next to him also became a little frightened, trembling all over, looking at Xiaoyaolang and said, "Little ancestor, are you really dead and turned into a ghost to come back for revenge?"

In the mouths of Hu Laoba and Liu Laoer, the name of the teenager was called out for the first time, and it turned out that in their mouths, it was either a little villain or a little bastard.

They really couldn't imagine that this demon king of the mixed world, who was used to being bullied by them, would have a big change of face.

Looking at Liu Lao Er and Hu Lao Ba looking like they were swinging, Xiao Yaolang lifted the corners of his mouth, touched his head, and looked like an idiot, "No, am I really dead?" Liu Lao Er, you come and kick me to try, anyway, you also kicked me more than a hundred heartwarming feet, and I don't care about this one. ”

Xiaoyaolang's face was a little cunning, and his eyes were full of weasels giving New Year's greetings to chickens, where was the original boy who was slaughtered.

Liu Lao Er looked at Hu Laoba, shook his head, and didn't dare to come up to do the experiment.

"Damn, the two of us will go together, Lao Tzu won't believe it, and he won't be able to clean up this demon king of the world. ”

gritted his teeth rattle, Hu Laoba instigated Liu Lao Er to join forces with him to clean up Xiaoyaolang.

Hit Xiaoyaolang's two heartwarming feet, and there were still two clear footprints on Hu Laoba's buttocks, which hurt so much that Hu Laoba almost lost his breath, and he couldn't bear this breath.

"Damn, this demon king of the mixed world is too arrogant, if you don't clean him up, I think that Lord Ma really doesn't have three eyes. ”

Instigated by Hu Laoba, Liu Lao Er also had the courage to let a little bastard ride on their heads and shit, wouldn't that be against the sky? If they were to take it out, they would only hide their heads in the crotch of their pants.

At this time, the sun has already risen a pole, and there are already pedestrians on the road walking towards the Heavenly Wound City, take advantage of this time to give Xiaoyao Lang a little color, so that everyone knows that the two soldiers are the gatekeepers at the city gate.

"Damn, him!"

Hu Laoba shouted, waved his gun, and smashed it towards Xiaoyaolang.

Poof!

Two muffled sounds, almost at the same time, Hu Laoba and Liu Laoer seemed to have stepped on the watermelon skin of Zhu Bajie, and were thrown to the sky, the broken gun, fell down with a clang, and smashed on their feet, and the two people in pain screamed like killing pigs.

Hahaha......

At the gate of the city, a few pedestrians who came to see the defenders of the city who fell on their backs couldn't help laughing, no longer in a hurry to enter the city, and then stood in a row and began to watch the monkey show.

"That guy, isn't that the Demon King of the Mixed World?"

"Be careful, that guy isn't a fuel-efficient lamp. ”

"Yes, let's stay away so that the blood doesn't spill on us. ”

......

Passers-by, after recognizing Xiao Yaolang, couldn't help but become cautious, they could clean up the two gatekeeper gods so embarrassed by the Demon King of the Mixed World, it was a scene that had never been seen before.

Embarrassing in front of these people, Hu Laoba and Liu Laoer were angry, regardless of the pain, picked up the broken gun from the ground, and stabbed it towards Xiaoyaolang.

Previously, their broken guns were smashed at Xiaoyaolang, at most, they left a big green bag on Xiaoyaolang's head, mainly to let Xiaoyaolang suffer a little flesh and skin, and now they are pierced, if Xiaoyaolang is stabbed, he will have to add a blood hole to his body, and he will have to shed his skin if he doesn't die.

Grandpa Bing was angry, and the consequences were serious.

A few pedestrians watching the monkey show involuntarily took a step back, afraid that the spear would pierce their bodies, and they still had a shadow in their hearts about the power of the two ruffians.

Poof!

There were two muffled sounds, and there was exactly the same scene as before, Hu Laoba and Liu Laoer fell to the ground, this time it was much more ruthless than the last time, and directly left a blood bag on their heads.

Again, neither of them saw how Xiao Yaolang made a move, and everything looked very weird.

"Fuck, there really are ghosts!"

Getting up from the ground, Hu Laoba and Liu Laoer screamed, covered their heads and fled towards the city.

Now, they really believe that they have met a ghost, and even if Xiaoyaolang is not a ghost, it is just as scary as a ghost.

"Hehe, do you want to run? No, you haven't paid your bills yet. ”

Xiao Yaolang looked slow and reasonable, and after only a flash of his whole figure, he had already appeared in front of the two ruffians.

"Damn, this demon king of the world is really a ghost!"

Seeing Xiaoyaolang appear in front of him like a ghost, Hu Laoba and Liu Laoer had already scared off half of their lives, and they couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill down.

This time, they saw a figure in front of them, and the figure of Xiaoyaolang disappeared on the spot, and in the blink of an eye, Xiaoyaolang appeared in another place.

"One, two, three, four, five......"

Poof!

Poof!

With a wave of his hand, as Xiaoyaolang counted for a while, Hu Laoba and Liu Laoer played at the gate of the city, got up and fell, fell down and got up, and on their bodies, they left layers of sect palm prints.

"Damn, there really are ghosts!"

Those onlookers, seeing this scene, fled like birds and beasts that had been shot, only hating their father and mother for missing two legs.

The scene in front of them made them have to suspect that this is the return of Xiaoyaolang's ghost, who has come to take revenge on these two gatekeepers who often bully him.

The entire city gate suddenly became crowded, and there was no one who dared to stay, and he ran away all at once.

"Okay, with interest, your accounts are over. ”

After counting the last number, Xiao Yaolang clapped his palms, took a few steps back, and finally spared the two soldiers.

Getting up from the ground, seeing that the city was not safe, the two soldiers limped and fled outside the city, for fear that they would be caught by Xiaoyao Lang again and beat their bitter water out.