Yun suddenly realized: "How did I find out that you were scolding me around the corner?" ”

"It must be a misunderstanding, how dare I." I hurriedly argued.

"I found out that you are not going to please girls, so let's make up a joke tomorrow to make me happy." She suddenly asked me.

"Make up jokes? How do you know I'm good at this? I've got it all right, but there's no guarantee that you'll laugh when you hear it. I jokingly responded.

"Well, if I've heard this joke somewhere, you're a big liar."

"Hahaha, jokes are deceptive, if you can't make up jokes, you're a liar, and if you make up jokes, you're still a liar."

"Don't be a fool, at your level, you should be able to make up a joke with depth."

"I can't afford it, I won't disgrace my mission, but I don't know if someone as smart as you can also make up a joke to make me happy."

"Okay, you don't want to suffer at all, I'll be reluctant to make it difficult, but if I don't make it well, don't laugh at me, 886." Slow down, I suddenly had an idea,

"Which discipline do you think has contributed the most to humanity?"

"Chemistry, why are you asking this?" I smiled sinisterly: "The joke I made up was about chemistry. ”

"Oh, I see, then you tell me what you think?" She asked me rhetorically, too. I replied: "Computer networks, computer networks have changed the way human beings develop. ”

"Okay, it's really time for me to get off the net, I'll see you tomorrow at 8 p.m." She quickly disappeared from the web. At 8 p.m. on the sixth day, I went online on time and saw her on time after surfing the Internet.

As soon as she came up, she asked me, "Are you ready for the joke?" I replied, "No problem." ”

"Then send it to me to see."

"Are you ready?"

"Ready."

"Then ladies please, I'm a gentleman." I humbly conceded.

"There are still gentlemen like you in the world, if you meet a tiger, you will be a lady first, right?" She sarcastically said.

"Of course, as a gentleman, I'll definitely let the lady run first, is there a problem?" I asked rhetorically.

"Okay, okay, if you can't say it, you will send it first, and you won't make fun of me if you say it." As she finished, there was a long silence.

Her joke was as follows: A newspaper reporter interviewed a well-known computer network expert and said that you have made great contributions to computer networks, and please tell me about this aspect.

The experts say it can't be, I'm going to change careers. The reporter was stunned, you are already in your prime, what are you going to do instead?

The expert replied that he would switch to cosmology. Why switch to cosmology? That's because I'm discovering more and more that computer networks are a trap set by aliens to limit the technological development of earthlings.

The reporter was taken aback, and the expert continued: In the past, the development of science and technology was all progress in speed and efficiency, and since the advent of the computer network, they have all made a fuss about information, and as long as a machine is stained with information, the price will increase exponentially, but in fact, the scientific and technological content has not increased at all.

I suspect that in the future, everyone will be online, everything will be connected, people will be intoxicated with it, no one will do basic research, and science and technology will stagnate.

If you think about it, how fast human beings developed in the 20th century, in 1969 the Americans landed on the moon, and if this development continues, now human beings have long since rushed out of the solar system.

But with the computer network, I'm sure that humans won't be able to land on the moon again for 20 years. Is it reasonable for you to say that I suspect that aliens are relying on computer networks to limit the development of humanity?

The reporter was stunned, spread his hands, and said helplessly that this interview was canceled, your discussion is too shocking, please forgive me for not being able to publish it.

After reading this so-called joke, I was speechless for a long time, and my heart became heavy, the Internet is indeed too charming, am I not trapped in the Internet and can't extricate myself?

If everyone is on the Internet in the future, it will be difficult to estimate who will be addicted to the Internet, and it is really difficult to say whether the development of computer networks will be good or bad for mankind.

Seeing that I hadn't moved for a while, she sent a text: Haven't you finished reading it yet? I'm not good at making up jokes, isn't it too boring?

No, I replied decisively, I'm not even sure it's a joke, I find it thought-provoking.

You can't keep thinking about it, it's time for your joke to appear. I said okay, but you'll have to give me ten minutes, and I'm going to type.

Actually, where is the input, the joke I made up was already on my computer, and I wanted to change it according to her joke pattern to show my talent for telling jokes.

Can't keep her waiting too long, my joke is coming. A newspaper reporter interviewed a well-known chemist and said that you have made great contributions to chemistry, and please tell us about this aspect.

The chemist said it couldn't be, I'm going to change careers. The reporter was stunned, you are already in your prime, what are you going to do instead?

The chemist replied that he would switch to physics. Why did you switch to physics? That's because I found that it was physics that really led human progress, and chemistry was simply useless.

The reporter said, "It's impossible, and chemistry has made a great contribution." When the chemist asked what he had contributed, the reporter said that as far as I knew, chemistry had made great contributions in at least three ways.

The chemist asked what the first aspect was, and the reporter said **, Nobel invented it**, and the chemist said that I divided it into three categories, destroying mountains and rivers, destroying machines, and destroying human beings.

The reporter looked embarrassed and said hesitantly that the second aspect of fine chemicals, cosmetics, and women's favorites, is this okay?

Chemists say I divide it into three categories, misleading vision, deceptive to touch, and confusing smell.

The reporter looked helpless and said unconfidently The third aspect, medicine, how many lives have been saved by modern medicine, this is a huge contribution, right?

Chemists say I divide it into three categories, deceive nerves, kill cells, and end life.

The reporter was stunned, spread his hands, and said helplessly that this interview was canceled, your discussion is too shocking, please forgive me for not being able to publish it.