681, Waste Picker No. 142
Although Goofy has little interest in drinking, he does need something to drink right now—anything, as long as it washes the alien wreckage off his mouth.
So he stood in front of what appeared to be a tavern building, looking at the two female alien creatures with drinks in their hands.
The Saka have a very unique aesthetic, and the two alien creatures are very distinctive—they have a lot in common, that is, they have a full fat accumulation on their chests, and at the same time, their lower limbs are slender and slender.
But as a normal straight man on Earth, Goofy really couldn't appreciate the beauty of this alien female creature, and he didn't dare to imagine what kind of strange scene it would be for him to have an in-depth communication with this kind of creature......
"Come in for a drink, honored guest."
That's when one of the female aliens spoke, and she saw that Goofy's clothes were relatively clean, and guessed that he was a potential high-quality customer.
After all, most of the people passing by Saka are some embarrassed fugitives or wanderers, and there are not many people who can wear as decently as Goofy.
"Oh, of course I'd like to go in and have a drink......" Goofy said with a smile, "but ......"
But I don't have any money—that's Goofy's inner voice, and he's too embarrassed to say it.
Since he didn't know that the destination was Saka before he came, and there was no currency reserve on Saka on Earth, Goofy was now empty-handed and didn't have a penny.
"I knew I should have searched the pockets of those homeless people, maybe they had money on them." Gao Fei regretted in his heart, but unfortunately it was too late to regret it now.
And the welcome lady at the door was still greeting Gao Fei warmly: "Come on sir, we have a lot of high-quality goods here...... Come on, we won't let you down. ”
Goofy's expression was embarrassed, and he was already about to turn around and leave.
Just then, a woman's voice sounded beside her.
"Let's go, handsome man, may I have a drink?"
Goofy turned his head and saw a familiar face - a very similar appearance to a human, black skin, square face, and big eyes, she was the one who captured the Hulk and Thor in "Thor 3" and sold them to the human (harmony) trafficker who used Gao Tianzun as a gladiator - Scavenger 142: Valkyrie.
Because he had seen the movie before, Gao Fei was inevitably wary of this girl, and she came over to offer her courtesy for no reason, which was even more suspicious.
Gao Fei could guess with his toes that Scavenger 142 was obviously trying to capture him and sell him to Gao Tianzun.
But now that Goofy knew her intentions, and Goofy was very confident in his abilities, he didn't worry at all that he would be caught by Valkyrie, and this cunning girl might not be the match for Goofy, the old fox.
In this way, it is also a good option to trick her into a drink.
After all, the alien wreckage in Goofy's mouth smelled too bad, and he had to wash it off as soon as possible.
"Oh, pretty lady, what do you call me?"
Goofy pretended not to know Valkyrie and said with a smile.
"No. 142, you can just call me 142." Valkyrie smiled charmingly, "I'm a scavenger on Saka, what about you?" Are you a native of Saka Star? ”
"I'm not, my spaceship had an unlucky accident in space, and I'm here for the first time today......" Goofy said with a sad expression, "but then again, it's a mess...... The red swirl of garbage bubbling out not far away, what was that? ”
"Oh, you said 'big chrysanthemum', it's a wormhole, and a lot of garbage and waste from the universe poured into Saka Star, and they used Saka Star as a huge garbage dump." Valkyrie said, "We Saka people are used to it. ”
As she spoke, Valkyrie took the lead towards the tavern, and she didn't forget to vaguely grab Goofy's wrist and lead him towards the tavern, as if she was afraid that the duck in her hand would fly away.
Goofy obediently followed Valkyrie into the tavern, he really needed a drink.
It was obvious that Valkyrie was a regular customer of the tavern, and as soon as she entered, several waiters greeted her warmly.
"Hey! Number 142, here you go again! ”
"Isn't this our barrel girl?"
"A big customer is here! Have you made any big deals lately? ”
"The Asgardians really can't live without wine!"
……
Hearing this, Goofy realized that he had almost forgotten another identity of Scavenger 142 - she was originally the Valkyrie of Asgard, the king who swore an oath to guard Asgard, and was once sent by Odin to capture Hela who attempted to rebel, but unfortunately the entire Valkyrie team was wiped out by Hela alone, leaving only Valkyrie alone.
Valkyrie, who survived, did not return to Asgard, resenting not only Hela for killing her comrades, but also for Odin for sending them to their deaths.
Valkyrie, who narrowly escaped, began to question Asgard's royal power and his promise of eternal allegiance to the throne, believing that the high monarch was not qualified to order others to die, and that everyone should live only for themselves.
The so-called loyalty is nothing more than the rhetoric of the ruler's brainwashing, and these two words are an outright hoax.
However, Goofy didn't tell the story, he and Valkyrie had just met.
"Oh, you should know what I'm going to drink." Valkyrie said with a smile to several waiters.
After that, she looked back at Goofy and asked, "Handsome guy, what do you want to drink?" ”
"Uh......" Goofy looked at the bar and realized that he couldn't read Saka's words at all, but according to the pattern prompt, Goofy chose a glass of alien juice, "I want this." ”
"Green juice? Are you sure you're going to drink juice? Valkyrie looked disappointed, "This is the tavern, my friend, I think you should have some alcoholic drinks, right?" ”
"No need." Goofy took a firm stance, "The juice is very good. ”
However, the fury in his body whispered: "Uncle Goofy! Don't drink juice! Don't drink juice! I hate drinking this stuff the most! It's so hard to drink...... Is there any fresh blood? Brains are OK too! Replenish with high-quality protein! That's the real drink!! ”
Goofy didn't bother with rage at all, he couldn't accept the taste of rage anymore.
And Valkyrie didn't mean to force Goofy to drink, seeing his resolute attitude, Valkyrie motioned to the bartender to pour a glass of juice.
When waiting for the drink, Gao Fei did not take the initiative to talk to Valkyrie, but looked up at the bar, only to see a bulletin board not far away showing some information about the competition, although Gao Fei could not read the text introduction, but from the picture it was guessed that it was probably a gladiatorial match held by Gao Tianzun.
There were matches that night and the next night, and it seemed that the gladiatorial matches of Saka Star were very frequent, and soon Goofy saw a familiar face, the face of Thor.
On the billboard that night's gladiatorial match was a mugshot of Thor, the poor guy who had been cut into inches by Stan Lee, who had infiltrated Saka as a barber, and his face was painted in blue and red......
"I guessed right." Gao Fei whispered in his heart, "This guy has really been sold to be a gladiator." ”