I angrily knocked on the door of He Bei's house, and I kept pressing until I heard the dog barking in the room, and I stopped again, afraid that "that big brother" would come out and bite me again.

The door opened, and I looked at He Bei, who was dressed in casual clothes, and wanted to express all the anger of the previous few days, but I coaxed, and finally just asked weakly: "My bag was bitten by your dog." ”

"It turns out that it was your bag, do you know that my dog ate a piece of your bag and is now suffering from indigestion."

"Heh, what do you mean?"

"It's not interesting, I just want the owner of that bag to take my grapefruit to the pet hospital and take medical responsibility."

"Really, didn't you just hear it scream? Don't lie to me, you still want me to be responsible, it's good that I didn't let you be responsible, cut. "I was upset.

"Hold me accountable? What the? He Bei pretended not to know anything.

"You... Okay, in broad daylight, bully me a weak woman. I'm really stupid, how could I get drunk and kiss you. I said with annoyance.

"Oh~ So you remembered it, no wonder you've been avoiding me for the past few days."

"Where's my bag? Give me back. "I don't want to keep talking to him, it's too tired!

"Bags? No. ”

"I don't believe it!" I motioned to He Bei to let him go, and I walked into his house and looked at every corner of the room, not even in the trash can. I reached out angrily and grabbed the hat rope of He Bei: "Where did my bag go?" He Bei continued to shake his head, "Okay, don't you want me to be responsible?" I'll take care of that! I lifted my left hand and hooked his neck, standing on tiptoe to reach his lips. When I touched his lips, I immediately bit his lips viciously, and I watched him die in pain, and I was very happy.

Seeing He Bei's bewildered expression, I was successfully amused, "How is it?" Calling you to bully me, although I am single in the womb, it doesn't mean that I won't treat you well. I stuck out my tongue and turned to wave goodbye to him.

When I got home, I thought something was wrong, why was his dog called Grapefruit? Nani?

I looked at Chestnut with a sad face, praying for an answer, "Chestnut, why is the dog next door called Grapefruit?" ”

Chestnut held his chin with his hand and thought seriously: "Maybe, I will treat you as a dog." ”

I rolled my eyes: "So that's what he thinks, cut, he's a dog!" ”

……

The next day, after work, the teachers in the same office as me were all saying that there was a meeting tonight, and one of them said, "Teacher Xu, are you going, going to the party tonight?" ”

"Where are you going?"

"Let's go to eat hot pot, so many people eat hot pot of course the most lively."

"Hot pot! Yes, I'll go, I like to eat it the most. "My eyes were shining, my saliva was about to come out, and my hands kept rubbing back and forth.

A group of us, a total of 17, came to Chongqing hot pot together, ordered Jiugongge, and sat at two tables.

To my wonder, isn't this a party for our freshman English teacher, and why is it still there? Why is he sitting at the same table as me?

"Teacher He, what do you usually like to eat? Do you eat hot pot often? A female teacher sitting to his right asked with a grin. Another female teacher sitting to his left also responded: "Yes, yes, how do you feel about your new return to China, the treatment of our school will make you stay here with all your heart." ”

I understand, just because of the two of them, they are really drunk, how can they fall in love with such a person who doesn't understand the amorous style and doesn't understand girls. This kid is not shallow, there are female teachers and female students every day, tsk tsk.

"I'm sorry everyone, I'm late, I didn't delay you to eat!" I looked up and saw that it was the Mediterranean big brother Wang Jiang again.

"No, the dishes have just been served, you came just in time, you can eat later."

I thought I wouldn't sit down with me, so I lowered my head and let my hair cover my face, and I kept pretending to put the food there.

But Wang Jiang just didn't have the eyesight to see, so he had to squeeze out a seat next to me and look at me with a smile: "Teacher Xu, I haven't seen you for a long time, why did you change offices later?" ”

Oh, I won't change it, I'll stay there to see if you can't make it, and I'll use you as fertilizer!

I didn't have the anger to plan to tell it all: "The school arranged it, and I can't help it." I continued with the movements of my hands, eating the fat cow, and the mood of eating was ruined by him. I saw his unchanged Mediterranean hairstyle, but unlike usual, his hair was oily and shiny.

I almost threw up the meat I had just eaten in my stomach, and I patted my chest to calm myself down and feel less sick to my stomach. I leaned back in my chair, my eyes accidentally caught a glimpse of He Bei, and seeing him chatting so hilariously with the two female teachers, I felt sick to my stomach again.

I coughed hard, my voice getting louder and louder, attracting everyone's attention, Wang Jiang shook his trademark hair, "Are you alright, Teacher Xu?" At this time, He Bei cast his eyes on me.

"I'm fine", I hurriedly got some water, and saw Wang Jiang want to put his hand on my back, I stood up in shock, "I'll go to the bathroom, you eat slowly." I glanced at the people in the room without smiling, and then hurried to the bathroom, stumbling and stumbling into the corners of some buildings. Fortunately, the box was not far from the bathroom, so I wouldn't be knocked badly.

I went into the bathroom, turned on the faucet, turned it up to the maximum so that it was loud enough to distract my thoughts, and I threw cold water in my own face with my hand.

I really can't hold on to this dinner, Wang Jiang has already made me very unappetizing, how many days have I not washed my hair. Thinking about it, I was sick to my stomach and wanted to vomit, so I hurriedly ran to the toilet and squatted.

I washed my hands, rinsed my mouthwash, and walked to the bathroom door. He Bei leaned against the door of the men's toilet and saw me coming out, so he asked, "Hey, are you okay?" ”

I said angrily, "Heh, are you not calling your name now?" Hey, I'm fine. ”

He smirked: "Learn from me? Yes, sis. Since it's okay, go back and continue eating, you don't know that you just started eating like a pig's arch rice. ”

"Cut, I don't know who was talking and laughing with the girls there, such a blatant pickle girl when she first came."

"What pickle girl? You haven't learned Chinese well, I'm just chatting. ”

"Yes, yes, chat." chatting, laughing so happily, I didn't know they were interesting to you, I didn't know that you looked very evil.

I sat back in my seat, didn't eat or drink, just chatted with the people next to me, and ignored Wang Jiang at all.