Chapter 55: A Lesson
The little toad wiped his nose and began to speak:
"The boss and I drank too much water during the day and urinated urgently, so we thought about finding a place with fewer people to solve it, so we squatted, but we were too unlucky, so that a grazing deer gave a butt and rolled down the hill."
"You're not a woman, you can pee casually, the people of the Central Plains are so particular?"
"Uh...... I have nothing to do, I want to find a feeling by the way, and eat more later. ”
Shen Lingjun: "......"
Tang Tang: "......"
"After getting off."
Shen Lingjun swore that he would never talk to 205 again in this life!
"Yes, the Lady King." The little toad licked his dry lips, and his triangular eyes brought out the thoughts of memory: "At that time, I fell with gold stars, and the bones of my whole body were sore and painful, and I finally got up, it was all dark, and it was too dangerous in the mountains at night, thinking that the boss should be in a hurry, so I looked in a direction and walked and walked, and wanted to get out of the mountain quickly." However, after walking for a long time, I tried my best to find a point on gentle terrain and climbed up, and found that I had come to the junction of Yinshan Mountain and Taigong Mountain.
At that time, I thought to myself, it's broken, it's the other way around, the mountains and forests are dense, and the wild beasts are howling all around, so I was a little scared, so I decided to find a place to nest for a night.
In the middle of the night, I heard an unusual sound, crawled out of the tree hole in a daze, and actually saw a group of people passing by, I was very excited, and I wanted to shout, but I suddenly remembered that who would appear in this kind of place in the middle of the night, it was too weird, it was the legendary shapeshifting goblin! ”
After listening to it for a long time, Shen Lingjun finally heard some taste, and his expression became a little more serious.
The little toad was already sitting on the ground, pulling his trouser legs a little restrained, and when he raised his head, it happened that Shen Lingjun's ink-like dark eyes swept over, the woman's delicate face was like a flower, her eyebrows were heroic, the corners of her mouth were upturned, her smile was full, and she was indescribably bright and brilliant.
Seeing it like this, the little toad inadvertently felt that his face was burning, and he didn't dare to look directly at the past, so he had to turn his head and look at the peach blossom branch next to him.
"Ahem~ Just as I was hesitating, I heard a few of them talking."
The little toad stared at each other with two eyes, desperately squeezing his brain, and recalled: "The two people who walked in the front were wearing wide white cloaks from head to tail, and I looked out desperately, and Ren was a man and a woman who couldn't see clearly. Just as I was wondering whether to call someone, one of the voices sounded like a man and a woman, and said, 'This ticket is second-class at best, and you can explain it if you take it out.' ’
Then the other person was a little low and couldn't hear what he said, but then the first person laughed so weirdly that I had goosebumps, and after laughing she said, 'Of course, that's our treasure cave, and there's an endless count of silver, and there's an endless ...... of treasure.'"
"And then?" Shen Lingjun's eyebrows moved slightly, and he raised his chin.
"That's all I heard." The little toad scratched his forehead, his eyes were a little empty, as if he couldn't understand something, and hesitated: "Then, this group of people flashed and suddenly disappeared cleanly, I almost thought I was dreaming." ”
"Stupid Central Plains people, maybe you are just dreaming." Tang Tang tilted his head, his chin was supported by his hands, his legs were swinging in the air, and the cyan short skirt rose and fell with the undulations, like a green lotus blooming in the blue lake.
Shen Lingjun looked at the little toad's expression, hooked his lips and smiled lightly: "If you are guilty of meritorious service, this is not enough." ”
The little toad was excited, and said busily: "I haven't finished talking yet, this thing is true, and then I waited for the surroundings to be quiet, and the more I pondered, the more I couldn't sleep, so I ran out to see, I had worked in the mine before, and I knew a little bit about the terrain of the mountains......"
Before he finished speaking, Tang Tang sneered: "I understand that I am still lost." ”
"Accident, I didn't see it clearly when it was dark." The little toad's lips twitched, and he laughed dryly.
Shen Lingjun thought that if he wasn't too idle, he would definitely not waste so much time with these bandits with abnormal brains.
"I'll just grope around the place where the group of people appeared, trying to figure out if I was dreaming, meeting the gods, or what's going on."
Shen Lingjun put his fingers on the hilt of the knife a little, his black eyes were dyed with a faint smile, as if he had seen everything thoroughly, he didn't speak when he saw this little thief, and it was estimated that figuring out the truth was secondary, mainly for the treasure he heard.
However, she didn't care about this, and listened to the little toad continue.
"Walking and walking, the more you go in, the darker it gets, and when I get to the end of the road, I look again, hey, I haven't been to this place, it's obviously near Taigong Mountain, why does it look a little wrong."
The little toad waved his hands, began to expand outward from his chest, and pointed his fingers and feet: "There is a circle of mountains around, all of them are jet black, and there is not a single piece of mud, and the land below is bright red and red, just like human blood flowing on it. ”
Tang Tang's big round eyes turned around, and he suddenly became a little interested: "It seems to be very fun." ”
"Oh my aunt, it's not fun, I grabbed my hand on the ground, and guess what?" The little toad's eyebrows were barbed, his face was wrinkled, and he still had some palpitations, and said bitterly: "Caught my blood!" ”
Tang Tang blinked: "The land has become a sperm, sucking human blood?" ”
She had heard this story, but when she was in Luoyang, the kitchen lady told Mu Qing a bunch of legends of goblins and ghosts, including a thousand-year-old locust tree spirit.
It specializes in sucking the essence blood of passing pedestrians to cultivate, and makes good use of the fog to confuse people's minds, and after seducing it, it then binds people with vines and branches, and sucks up people's blood little by little, until it becomes a human body.
After a long time, the locust tree spirit is ten miles away, a blood red, the smell of blood is soaring, but because of the confusion and temptation of people to hallucinate, so once you enter the fog, you can't smell the smell of blood, but a rich fragrance, the closer you go to the locust tree essence, the stronger the taste, until it is adsorbed and eats the essence and blood.
A similar story Tang Tang and Mu Qing knocked beans, listened to a basket, and now heard the little toad say this, his black eyes were bright, and his eyes were written, I really wanted to see the goblin screaming.
The little toad was looked at strangely by Tang Tang's eyes, and trembled for no reason: "No, I don't know, I was startled at the time, I ran in a hurry, and accidentally fell into a pit!" ”
Tang Tang laughed and said, "It can't be a treasure pit, right?" ”
Shen Lingjun clasped his arms around his hands, leaned back on the peach tree, raised his eyebrows, guessing that it shouldn't be so simple, who knows, the little toad affirmed Tang Tang's words.
"Yes!" The little toad's eyes widened, as if a golden light flashed from them, and his face became dreamy: "There are so many treasures, and the stack of gold bars is more than ten zhang high!" There are also countless treasures, such as the night pearl the size of a fist, the blood-red coral that is more than a foot wide, and the golden hairpin inlaid with the finest gemstones...... I've never seen one of them in my life, let alone a whole room! ”
Shen Lingjun touched a peach petal on the ground on his toes, and the flowers crushed into the soil, pink and light gray fused together, with the fishy smell of the earth and the rich fragrance of the flowers.
With a hint of a smile in his clear watery eyes, he said slowly: "However, there is another mystery in the treasure cave?" ”
Questioning, but in an affirmative tone.
The little toad was stunned for a moment, obviously not expecting Shen Lingjun to be able to see through the essence of the matter.
In fact, this is not difficult to guess, if there is no problem, who would not secretly make a fortune, and choose to leak such a large amount of extraterrestrial wealth to a stranger, even between brothers, I am afraid it will not be possible.
And now, the little toad is still mixed among this group of bandits, living a miserable life without a meal, not choosing to quietly transfer the treasure, becoming perhaps richer than the richest man in Changzhou City, and openly telling the treasure cave, it is definitely not that he is selfless and upright, then there are only two reasons left.
First, what he said was purely false, in order to let Shen Lingjun and Tang Tang let them go, fool the two of them. Second, he couldn't, or rather, didn't have the ability to enter the treasure cave again and obtain the treasure.
"The female king is really powerful." The little toad smiled flatteringly, propped his hands on the ground, climbed a few steps forward, and glanced to the side a few times.
At some point, his group of brothers had stopped rolling, and they all became clay figures, and they couldn't get up dizzy, and lay on the ground panting, not for an hour or two, afraid that they wouldn't be able to get up.
"Two women, I want to cooperate with you, how about it?"
Shen Lingjun leaned lazily on the peach tree, and there was a casual smile between his eyebrows: "Let's talk about it." ”
"I can't take out the treasure inside with my ability, but the two heroines are profound, I believe there must be a way!"
Tang Tang leaned forward, jumped slightly, and landed on the ground lightly like a gust of wind, without splashing a single dust, she laughed, her eyebrows fluttered, and her red lips bloomed like flowers.
"You tell me the location, and if I'm happy, I'll give you two to play with."
The corners of the little toad's mouth twitched, and he wailed in his heart, his purpose is not this, so many treasures, just take a few pieces out, he will not be able to send them in the future, he will become a master immediately, no longer have to look at other people's faces, and try to be a local tyrant, raise his hand and flick his fingers, spend money like dirt, and be sought after.
However, what this little girl means, won't he get much benefit? And wait to see her face to act, this ......
"What do you think, say it quickly, believe it or not, I poison your eyes and mouth, turn you into a puddle of blood, and feed it to the crows!" Tang Tang turned the phoenix flute in his hand and said coquettishly.
The little toad looked at the young and lively girl and changed her face in the next moment, and her face turned pale suddenly, he had seen the girl's methods, and inexplicably felt that she could really do it.
"No, no,......" the little toad swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, "The two women don't know, it's not that I don't want to say, but I'm not sure of the specific location." ”
Tang Tang snorted and moved his fingers: "Xiao Zi, teach him a lesson." ”