"Well, if it weren't for us, you'd remember to eat and sleep on time! Tell you, this time when you come to Tianxiu Star, we originally planned to wait until your birthday before leaving, you kid is strange, why do you catch us all day long? Wouldn't it be that we two old men and old women would return to Earth soon, and you could live your own two-person world, right? Hehehe......"

He Ruozhi smiled awkwardly, and Tina behind her was even more ashamed...... "Sit down, sit down, sit down!" Xiaomei jumped and pressed her brother on the stool, the dining table was already full of dishes, Lan Junyao smiled and said: "This is a special dish called a Zhejiang restaurant, I didn't expect that Tianxiu Star has such an authentic earth flavor." I remember your favorite Zhejiang food, right, so I ordered takeout! ”

"Bell!"

Xiaomei very mysteriously brought over a large cake, opened the box and saw that the birthday cake inside was simply a work of art.

The whole cake is white, the base is like a vast sea of stars, covered with a morning star made of colored chocolate, and above it is a black meteorite, and even the crater is carved very finely.

Above the meteorite stood a majestic black 'colored' mecha, and for some reason He Ruozhi felt that this mecha and Black Wing were very imaginative.

On the shoulder of the mecha stood a stupid 'fat' fat crocodile, shaking its head and tail there, and it was cute.

Below is a line of crooked and ugly cartoon words: "Happy birthday stinky brother!" ”

Xiaomei said excitedly: "Brother, this cake is the raw material that I bought with my hard-earned savings, and then the four of us made it together!" You see, the words on this pedestal were written by me, this 'milky' oil universe and stars were sprinkled by my mother, this ugly meteorite was made by my father, and this mecha knight was made by Sister Tina! It's beautiful, isn't it? ”

What else can He Ruozhi say? I could only nod again and again: "It's beautiful, it's beautiful!" ”

Xiaomei smiled like a 'flower': "Then let's make a wish first!" ”

The family 'inserted' candles on the cake and turned off the lights again, Xiaomei took the lead in singing "Happy birthday to you" ...... "Brother, what wish did you make?" ”

"Of course, I hope that my cute little sister will grow up quickly, and then be as beautiful as the movie 'female' star Fan Xing'er!"

"Go...... Hello old-fashioned, Fan Xing'er has been angry for more than a year, and since she had an affair with that so-and-so and so-and-so and was banned, no one likes her anymore! Now everyone likes Su Yuxia's words! ”

"Su Yuxia?"

"That's it...... The champion of the Interstellar 'Girl' Student Competition, people want to be like her! ”

"This ...... Isn't it a boy? ”

"Stinky brother, what an old-fashioned monster!"

Taking advantage of He Ruozhi's inattention, Xiaomei suddenly took out a black 'milk' oil with a spoon and smeared it on her brother's face!

Looking at her brother who had become ugly, Xiaomei laughed happily.

"Hey, old man, I've got a birthday present for you!"

"Gifts?"

"Yes, your sister is really the best sister in the world! But I declare in advance, because all the zero 'spending' money is used to buy you this cake, and then the little savings left will be used to buy Yuxia's albums, concert 'door' tickets, dolls, signed T-shirts, limited edition promotional posters and pay the entrance fee of Yuxia's support group, so there is really no extra money to buy you gifts, and I made a ...... for myself as a talented old girl."

He Xiaomei smiled and took out the ...... from behind her A hand-drawn birthday card!

When I opened the card, I saw a big-headed doll in overalls, with engine oil in her hands, and a big wrench in one hand.

The big-headed doll looks a little like He Ruozhi, and the little 'girl' child is naturally Xiaomei herself, but this strange stranger is...... There is also a line of words on it: Happy birthday, brother! My sister will always love you as much as she loves Yuxia!

"How about it, can be compared with the most handsome and dashing powerful idol star in my mind, brother, do you feel so impressed?" Xiaomei blinked eagerly, hoping that the other party could feel the sincerity in her heart.

He Ruozhi: "......" twitched and accepted the birthday card.

"You have to keep it well, you should keep it in your wallet and then close to your chest, right next year

I'm going to check it out! If it's gone, hum ......"

“…… Yes, Her Majesty the Queen. ”

"Okay, Xiaomei, don't make trouble, sit down to eat obediently, and let my brother see the gifts that my mother chose!" Lan Junyao also came up like a child.

"Mom, do you have it all?"

"Each of the four of us has it! You see, this is the talisman that I invited to you on the earth, and I invited the monks of Yunyin Temple to open the light, and it is so dangerous for you to 'mix' food and eat in the universe, you must wear this thing on your body. ”

"I will." He Ruozhi was moved to take the amulet that was suspected of being plastic and hung it around his neck on the spot.

Mother He was very satisfied, and took out another thing from her pocket: "This is the Golden Buddha I invited back from Banye Temple, you should also take it with you, be prepared!" ”

"Oh, good."

"This, this one was invited back from the Mazu Temple; This one was invited back from the Guandi Temple, and this one...... This seems to be the send-off Kannon...... Anyway, you just have it with you! ”

Mother He took out more than a dozen kinds of talisman weapons in one go, and it seemed that she could deal with a team of thousand-year-old zombies.

He Ruozhi continued to 'twitch' and silently took all the talismans.

Mother He was very satisfied: "Tina, take out the gift you chose for Ash!" ”

Tina bowed her head embarrassedly and hesitated for a moment, then ran back to the room and took out a package of very 'fine' things, recited a few words of prayer silently, carefully opened layer after layer of gorgeous packages, and finally 'revealed' the gift inside, which was ...... "Bible? ”

He Ruozhi was petrified on the spot.

Tina nodded solemnly and said, "Well, although you are still a 'lost' lamb, there is nothing that cannot be rescued under the light of the Most High God, as long as you listen to the voice of God from time to time and let yourself be bathed in the light of divine grace, I believe you can still become a good person." ”

"I'm really sorry for you, thank you, thank you!" He Ruozhi trembled and took the third gift.

Now it's the last person's turn.

Everyone's eyes are on - Daddy He!

Dad He rubbed his hands embarrassedly, and took out a large plastic box from under the table, on which were some mighty mecha with 'flowers' and 'flowers' green and green, and a villain in a white coat.

Printed underneath is the words: Become a magical mecha creator, let's act!

"What is this......" everyone wondered.

Father He coughed, and slowly opened the box very nervously, and the entire box was divided into four layers, in which many mecha maintenance tools were placed.

It's just that these tools are one size smaller than the ones they actually use, which is very weird.

"Isn't this a mecha maintenance toy for kids?" Xiaomei said strangely.

Just like toy guns and toy dolls, giving children with too much imagination a chance to show themselves, these maintenance tools are complete and "fine", but they cannot be used to complete real mecha maintenance, at best they can only be used to make mecha models.

If you look closely, there is also a small line printed on the box: "Suitable for children between the ages of three and fifteen." ”

The crowd was speechless.