Volume 1 Chapter 26 Spoof Liu Ming
"Jingle bell......."
In the second evening self-study, the bell for class rang at this time.
Zheng Yun glanced at a few people triumphantly, then walked to his seat, sat down, and began the evening self-study.
In the evening of the second period, there was no teacher to supervise, maybe the teacher did not come, so the students in the class studied on their own.
Zheng Yun was no exception, he took out his textbook again and reviewed, but his mind flew out of the window next to Xie Mengxing's desk.
During the first evening self-study before, he saw that Xie Mengxing's face seemed to be a little wrong, and under his fair face, he was wrapped in a trace of paleness.
I thought he was sick, but I didn't expect to see something dirty outside his window.
At this time, Zheng Yun was thinking in his heart about how to clean up this dirty thing, during which he raised his head to ease his thoughts, and glanced at the classmates in the next row out of the corner of his eye, and was stunned for a moment.
I saw that Zhang Yanping and Wang Shuhua, two female classmates in the next row, had their long hair tied together.
Zheng Yun looked back suspiciously, and Liu Ming, a classmate at the back table of the two, was sneakily holding a rubber band again, ready to tie it to the long hair of the two.
For this classmate Liu Ming, Zheng Yun can't say that he is disgusted, but he will never like it.
has a square face, some timid, some bragging, grades are not up or down, and the most important thing is that he always loves to tease female classmates.
If he is kind to him, he will be able to kick his nose in the face immediately; If he showed an angry face, he would be killed on the spot, and he was a guy who bullied the weak and was afraid of the hard.
Zheng Yun frowned and said secretly: Do you want to teach him a lesson? likes to tease female classmates, if he loses face in front of female classmates, it should be a good lesson.
It's just that how to trick him so that he won't set himself on fire?
Zheng Yun thought in his heart, suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he said secretly: "There is." Immediately after, a wicked smile appeared.
I saw that he picked up the ballpoint pen on the table and turned the ballpoint pen in his hand while looking at the book.
One accidentally, the ballpoint pen fell to the ground, and suddenly, the refill, the nib, and the pen cover were scattered all over the ground; Some fall very close, and some are ejected very far.
The sound of the ballpoint pen falling was a little loud, and the students turned their heads one after another, glanced at Zheng Yun, and just glanced at it, so they didn't pay much attention to it and continued to study by themselves.
Zheng Yun stood up calmly, walked out of his seat, bowed his head and bent over, and went to pick up the ballpoint pen parts scattered all over the ground.
When he picked up the pen, he slid away without leaving the ground, silently reciting a mantra in his mouth, and quickly drawing his hands on the tables and chairs around him.
People who don't know think he's learning to skate.
When he picked up the last pen cap, the person happened to come to the other side of Liu Ming, and his seat was just across from Liu Ming.
Zheng Yun's eyes narrowed, his face darkened, and he said in a deep voice: "Borrowed." ”
After speaking, he didn't wait for Liu Ming to speak, and squeezed directly in front of Liu Ming's seat.
The left hand swept forward gently, and the long hair of the two people in front of him who was tied up was suddenly easily untied.
The two of them were touched by Zheng Yun's hair, and they turned their heads almost at the same time, their eyes full of disgust, and glared at Zheng Yun.
Zheng Yun was stunned for a moment, but quickly came back to his senses, pursed his lips speechlessly, and said depressedly: "Forget it, don't worry about people with long hair and short knowledge." ”
Thinking about it, after he squeezed through Liu Ming's seat, he stretched out his right hand, patted Liu Ming's shoulder lightly, and said expressionlessly: "Thank you!" ”
After speaking, he returned to his seat, installed the pitifully dismembered ballpoint pen, and no longer paid attention to Liu Ming's puzzled eyes, as well as the two female classmates who misunderstood him.
Liu Ming wanted to say a few words, but when he saw Zheng Yun with a black face and an unhappy face installing the pen, he suddenly didn't dare to speak.
After all, this guy's pen has been smashed to pieces, so it's better not to touch the moldy head.
A moment later.
In the classroom, a ghost crying wolf suddenly sounded.
I saw that Liu Ming suddenly stood up, stood on the floor with his left foot, stepped on the stool with his right foot, put his left hand on his waist, and stretched his right hand into a fist above his head, swaying vigorously.
He shouted even louder: "Qi Qin's concert, start now!" GO! GO! GO! Oh Ray! Oh Ray! Oh Ray....... ”
In the quiet classroom, all the students who were studying at night were suddenly taken aback, turned around one after another, and looked at Liu Ming with a shocked face.
Zhang Lirong, the squad leader, was the first to stand up angrily, pointed at Liu Ming and scolded: "Liu Ming, are you sick, do you want to scare everyone to death?" It's okay what nerves you have. ”
Everyone was stunned and turned their heads to look at Zhang Lirong.
In the fifth class, Zhang Lirong, who has always regarded herself as the eldest sister, is kind and pleasant to everyone, and has never had a conflict with others, even if she is angry.
At this time, her starry eyes were angry, her plain teeth and red lips trembled slightly, obviously frightened, and she looked extremely angry, it seemed that she should be frightened.
Yan Jianmin, a thin man, with a smart face, at this time, he glanced at Zhang Lirong flatteringly, and the fox and the fake tiger echoed.
"That's right, Liu Ming, there's something wrong with you, do you want to scare people to death for no reason?"
Someone took the lead, and immediately, everyone agreed.
"Damn, scare me, if you are sick, go and treat it quickly."
"Bah! Liu Ming, you are a ghost, you are really sick. ”
"Brain melon seed was kicked by a donkey, do you want to scare everyone to death?"
“……”
Before they could finish speaking, they heard a wolf howl.
I saw Liu Ming stepping on the stool, tilting his head and singing loudly.
"I'm a wolf from the north, ......! Walking in the endless wilderness, ......! The terrible north wind blows, and it ......! The long yellow sand swept by, whining ......! ”
While singing, he shook his head and howled, and when the wolf howled, he was afraid that the sound was not loud enough, and he held his hands in an arc and put them on the side of his mouth, shouting loudly.
During this quiet evening self-study period, Liu Ming's voice was like pouring a glass of cold water into a quiet hot oil pot, and suddenly, the whole classroom instantly boiled.
Oh no! It should be said that the entire teaching building was boiling in an instant.
The door and corridor of the fifth-class classroom, in the blink of an eye, were filled with students who were studying at night in the third grade of junior high school.
One by one, the students turned their feet upside down, stretched their necks, and desperately squeezed to look in, and some male classmates even followed and cheered loudly.
The students of the third and fifth classes of junior high school, regardless of men and women, all bowed their heads on the desk at this time, with a completely unrecognizable expression.
In everyone's hearts, they didn't know how to greet Liu Ming's family hundreds of times, and this person lost it, causing everyone to be seen as a joke by classmates in other classes.
And Zheng Yun, the initiator, at this time, like his classmates in the class, was lying on the desk and shaking all over, and he was about to cramp when he laughed.
Zheng Yun laughed and whispered to himself: "The first time I used the array, I didn't expect the effect to be a mess. ”
"Well, now I have the bottom in my heart, hehe! I should really thank Liu Ming, if he hadn't been his own experimenter, I'm afraid that my heart would not have the bottom of it. ”
After a while, the noise at the door of the classroom suddenly fell silent.
Xie Mengxing squeezed into the classroom with all his might, and he shouted loudly with a little anger: "Liu Ming, what are you crazy about? ”
Liu Ming was frightened by Xie Mengxing's angry shouts, and shivered on the spot, and his confused eyes slowly regained a trace of clarity.
Seeing Xie Mengxing's angry face, he was looking up at himself, and suddenly, he became a little confused.
Belch! What's going on? Why so many people? What are they doing in front of the classroom? Why is the head teacher here?
Thinking about it, he was full of questions, looked at himself in confusion, and was suddenly startled, and said secretly: Damn, everyone is sitting, why is he the only one standing? Faint! I was still standing on a stool, and I was done this time.
After Liu Ming reacted, he immediately stood back on the ground in fright, and saw the classmates in the classroom looking at him like crazy people.
At the door of the classroom, there were a large number of people watching the excitement, and for a while, his heart was full of questions.
Xie Mengxing glanced at Liu Ming, who looked confused, and didn't speak, he turned his head and said to the students in other classes at the door of the classroom: "Okay!" Let's go back to self-study quickly, don't crowd here, there's nothing to see. ”
Everyone saw that Xie Mengxing's face was not good, so they turned their heads and ears one after another, and went back to their respective classes.