Chapter VII: Disgraceful Relief from Difficulties

The tense atmosphere also made me dare not come out, for fear that one wrong move would cause big trouble, and my future would improve a little, and I didn't want to be ended. What's more, I am very aware of the heavy responsibility on my body.

Looking at the fat man who was so frightened that he hid his head under his pants, I suddenly felt guilty. The fat man is still very righteous, and it is because of me that he has become like this, not to mention that he is equivalent to my uncle.

All the resentment and anger caused by the soaking urine just now completely disappeared at this moment. Actually, I owe him, I don't like to owe anyone anything the most, at least I can't die unexplained until I turn the fat man back.

I started to stop thinking about the smell of urine all over my body, and I started to calm down and think.

I'm tied up my hands and feet now, and there's no other way to try it than an out-of-body experience, plus the dry bones on the ground and what the airship boss said just now, I decided to give it a try, but the fat man just spilled my urine. And dog urine is spell-breaking, and it's really hard to think about out-of-body now.

Unless......

Combine spells with fake death!

Recently, a game of suspended animation and a game of soul detachment has become very popular abroad, and of course there are people who really die during the game, so it is very dangerous. I don't have that right now, but I decided I wanted to give it a try.

If the soul has a choice, it can come back consciously, and if it is a passive death, the soul is prone to confusion and confusion in a short period of time. I had to artificially hold my breath and cause myself to fall unconscious due to lack of oxygen, and then I had to recite the incantation Soul Out of Body a few seconds before I lost consciousness.

As soon as I said I'd do it, I started to hold my breath, imagining that it was underwater, and I didn't breathe all the time.

I just held it like this, I felt so uncomfortable that I almost gave up a few times, I began to have chest tightness, dry monkey hair, and a feeling of nausea and vomiting, this is the time! I immediately recited the mantra in my heart: "One, two, three, four, five, gold, wood, water, fire, earth...... The three souls are out of the yang body, and the seven spirits gather the yin spirit. ”

It's out!

I can clearly feel the feeling of sudden relaxation, different from the previous sudden appearance, this time with feelings, just now I was holding back uncomfortable, but now I am suddenly relieved. But in the next second, I immediately felt an unusually powerful oppression!

I heard a heavy, loud breathing!

All the dried corpses and skeletons around me were normal, as if I was the only one who could hear the breathing! And I found that the loud breathing sound came from the iron coffin!

That's when danger strikes!

There are countless long vines sticking out from the stones on the ground, just like the old demon, but the difference is that the top of these long vines has a white sunflower-like flower.

Soul Eater!

This is a demon flower that specializes in devouring souls!

I can't get down to the ground at all, and before I get to the ground, my soul will be devoured by the Soul Eater Flower. The scattered dry bones under his feet prove that this is a Jedi at all, a forbidden area for life!

Not only that, but the sound of the iron coffin's breathing became louder, and I stared at the huge coffin in horror. A lilac mist was beginning to emanate from the crack in the lid of the coffin, and a powerful spiritual force locked onto me.

Dangerous!

Great danger!

I have never felt such a great danger, and there are countless prohibitions and traps around here specifically for souls. Subconsciously, I quickly pinched the trick and returned to my body in an instant.

When you return to the body, it is all gone, and the body is the greatest umbrella of the soul.

Although I was safe, I was depressed, and I kept my head down and thought for a long time, and I really didn't have any tricks.

"I~" The fat man suddenly screamed softly.

I looked up, and the fat man's expression was so strange now, grinning, his tongue drooping at the corners of his mouth and shaking, revealing a standard cheap smile looking at me.

Fat man evil? I shouted, "Fatty! ”

But I saw the fat man trembling all over, he! He's!

Fuck, that piece of shit flew at me impartially, I was so close to him, and that piece of shit actually hit me in the stomach and then fell right onto my shoes!

Disgusting to death! I'm almost going to crash! The little bit of regret I had for the fat man just now is gone. I aimed at the fat man's feet and picked them up, ready to kick the shit he pulled on him, preferably in his mouth, but I never thought that my feet were pulled by the chains, and the shit only flew thirty centimeters high and landed on the chains that bound my feet.

"Bang Bang

One of my feet is free!

That's right! I was ecstatic, how could I not have thought of it? Dog blood can ward off evil spirits, dog urine can break spells, and dog shit is the same! And the owner here obviously used a living person for burial, a living sacrifice, not a live dog sacrifice! It is still very unlucky to have a dead dog in the grave.

"Fatty, quick, keep." I looked at the fat man excitedly.

The fat man first smacked for a moment, and then began to happily.

"Don't, don't mess around, find a way to free my hands." I shouted.

The fat man then raised his buttocks, but he still couldn't aim at the chain in my hand, and I pulled the chain to the side as hard as I could.

Out of reach, no way.

The mood was lost all of a sudden, but I immediately thought of another way, using the foot I got out of trouble to pick up, but the dead fat man couldn't pull it out at this time.

……

He looked at me helplessly and giggled, maybe he wasn't giggling, the husky looked like he was giggling.

"Fatty, quick, keep brewing, and pull some more." I encouraged.

I don't know what my elementary school Chinese teacher Feng would think if she knew that I used the encouragement she taught me to encourage the dog to poop all the time.

But no matter how much I encourage or how hard the fat man tries, he can't squeeze out a single bit.

"Fatty, how long will it take for you to pull next?"

"Wangwang."

Is it two days to scream twice? You dead dog is constipated.

Although I was discouraged, I didn't give up, looking at the fat man's life, I smiled evilly, "Fatty, is not easy to squeeze, urine should be easy to squeeze, right?" Squeeze some pee out, and this time aim for the chain in my right hand. ”

This time I am full of hope for the fat man, I can't control the direction and angle of, it's okay to pee, plus the fat man's four dog paws are pulled, this posture is just to pee up.

"Wang." The fat man screamed and agreed. At the moment, we tried our best to adjust our posture, and finally we succeeded.

Although my hands were covered in dog urine, my right hand was finally freed, and I quickly prepared to free my left hand, "Wang." The fat man yelled at me twice.

The dead dog was smirking at me, nodding his head in flattery, squeezing his eyebrows, sticking his tongue out of his mouth.

"Fatty, you don't have the dignity of being a human being at all now, and you are a pug." I sighed. However, I still wiped all four of the fat man's dog chains with the remaining dog urine on my hand.

The fat man is out of trouble.

It's just that after the dead dog got out of trouble, he lay on my shoulder and didn't move, and the smell of the whole body was stinking.

"Move your ass a little bit." I shouted softly, not daring to make too much noise to the Lord in the iron coffin.

Now I am left with one left hand and one right foot pulled by the chain, I pull my left hand back a little harder, and my right hand touches the chain, but it doesn't work!

The dog pee is dry!

This time I didn't ask the fat man to pull it again, I kept scratching my head with my right hand, and grabbed the clothes on my chest and drained a little dog urine, just wiped it on the chain of my left hand, and I fell down in an instant.

In the process of falling, I kept hitting the dried corpses and skeletons below, hitting their chains, and my whole body was in pain, and even more painful than this was my right arm, the fat man's dead dog was biting my clothes, and the canine teeth were thin and long and bit into my flesh.

Fortunately, he didn't endure a few blows and was knocked off by the fat man. I kept clutching my hands to slow down the fall, and I didn't know how to tear off the arms and thighs of several dried corpses and skeletons before finally falling to the ground.

Note to this chapter - this chapter is a bit sadistic, I guess many friends won't like it, but it's finally out of trouble, although it's a little disgusting to think about. Xiaoshuai doesn't like it himself, but it's also an experience. Many times fate is not something we can control, but Xiaoshuai is still working hard and trying to control his own destiny. This is also the meaning I want to express - people will win the day, as long as you work hard.