50: The True Man Trial of the Nord Barbarians
"Are you ready?" After eating and drinking, Mishan asked Zoe, who had already trained the three gods of forging, alchemy, and enchantment.
“…… Oh, anytime. Because she was worried that she would not be able to be a good emperor and betray Mishan's trust, Zoe, who had been in a trance, hesitated for a second before responding.
Mishan, who sensed that Zoe was in a trance or something, shook his head a little speechlessly and said, "It's just an imperial emperor, if you think you can't handle it, it's wrong." ”
It was about Mi Shan who shook his head by the way when he said this comforting word, even if Zoe, who could feel what Mi Shan was thinking in general, still mistook Mi Shan's comfort for being a disappointment in her, and hurriedly put on an attitude of giving a military order, raised his head and pouted his buttocks:
"No, no, I will definitely work hard to become a qualified emperor."
"......" saw that Zoe was misunderstanding something, and Mishan was speechless again, so he could only popularize preschool education for this female dragon with some natural stupid attributes like Mi Rin:
"If you want to be an emperor, it's very simple, either you have the biggest fist and can have the ability to level the four seas, or you have the most people who support you, and you won't have to do it to be leveled by the four seas."
Compared with Mi Rin's natural stupidity caused by the loss of IQ purely because of signing a contract with the abusive sadist, Zoe's natural stupidity is mainly because she has too little knowledge, and she is not as good as the village girl who has never been out of the house...... After all, in terms of setting, Zoe is just an ordinary person who was beaten by the emperor ** when he was passing by the border of Skyrim Province, and he lost his memory because of his head initiative.
"Oooh!" Hearing Mi Shan say that he wanted a big fist, Zoe immediately glanced at his hands, because he had been busy forging and enchanting these crafts in the past few days, and his wheat-skinned hands were a little dark...... The Nords, who are seriously underdeveloped in productivity, cannot be expected to have good habits of personal hygiene.
Because Yoneshan used "either ......" in his words, that is, one of the two methods, Zoe, who thought he had figured out one of the methods, didn't pay attention to the other method...... Although this other method is the way to persevere, Mishan didn't intend to really let Zoe be the emperor of a god's dream world, so he simply didn't explain too much.
In fact, Zoe's worries are unnecessary, after reaching a strategic alliance partnership with Mishan, the eighth uncle of Snow Man City ...... Barguv took all the tasks of Cheping Skyrim Province on himself, which is also very easy to understand, with five hundred sets of starting and having the highest level of enchanted ebony equipment, as well as one thousand sets of elves, dwarves, and glass equipment that also have the highest level of enchantment, plus the population and economic strength of the Snow Manling Collar itself, if the car is not flat in the entire sky, Barguf should wash and sleep.
Compared with these things in Skyrim, Barguf would like to see the Nords under the leadership of Zoe, like Taber Septin hundreds of years ago, to level the entire continent of Tamriel, so that those Somers who rely on the "Platinum Agreement" to think that they are superior can experience what true power is.
As long as it is a pure Nord like Barguf, he will not look down on the Somers who demand that they give up their traditional beliefs.
Instead of focusing on the trivial matter of Cheping Skyrim Province, Bargulf hoped that Zoe, the future Dragonborn Emperor, would first focus on climbing the 7,000-step staircase of High Roar Peak.
As a Nord person, if you want to let your relatives and friends in ten miles and eight towns, and neighbors talk about yourself, you will give a thumbs up and call a man first.
It's useless to just learn to drink and fight, even if you get down the street by drinking and fighting, in the eyes of old Nords like Barguf, he is just a very good hairy boy.
The behavior of a man who can really be counted as a man is to climb the 7,000-layer stairs of Gao Roar Peak intact, rub a sip of wine with the gray beard on the top of the mountain, and then climb down intact.
Judging from the size of the real version of the map of Skyrim Province, the achievement of climbing the 7,000-level stairs of Roaring Peak is not much different from challenging Mount Everest before the crossing of Mishan.
The status of Roaring Peak, which is also translated as Hogarth Peak, is the same as that of Mount Everest on Earth, which is the highest peak.
After completing this challenge, which is equivalent to climbing Mount Everest, he can be called a "man" by his neighbors in ten miles and eight towns...... Of course, the title "man" was originally used for Han people like Mishan, and it should be on the Nord people that only by completing this achievement can they justifiably say "I am a real Nord barbarian"
Barguf and Ufrik have all accomplished this achievement in the past, and it is only natural that they will be followed by other Nords with the brilliance of this achievement.
Taber Septin also completed this achievement back then, so Barguf hoped that Zoe could finish this bonus project quickly, but unfortunately, as Zoe's master, the mysterious Grand Master, didn't seem to be interested in this matter.
"How can you call it not interested? It's just that I think it's too cheap to climb the ladder or something. Mishan drew a few parts and asked Zoe to build them.
"What is this?" As the Grand Master of the Three Lines, for the blueprints handed over by Mi Shan, Zoe directly drank the medicine and began to build, and in minutes a weapon with (legendary) affixes on the back that looked like an axe and pickaxe was created, and there were some iron rings, nails, and ropes that were created along with everything.
"A pickaxe for climbing mountains." Mi Shan glanced at the pickaxe in his hand a little strangely, and didn't understand what effect the (legendary) affix had on it?
"For mountain climbing? Climb the Roar Peak? Isn't it a staircase? Zoe asked, a little strangely.
"I've said it's very unqualified...... Climbing Mount Everest or something, of course, is where the danger comes. Mi Shan said very seriously.
Barguf, who had just arrived at the Sky Furnace, was stunned for a few seconds when he heard Mishan's last words, and said, "Are you planning to climb up from the north side of the Roaring Peak?" Although many people have challenged it over the centuries, no one has succeeded so far. ”
"No one succeeds, it's worth the challenge." Mishan continued to maintain a serious attitude and said, because it was so serious that Barguf could not say a word of persuasion, if other people would say this, Barguf's reaction was probably to praise courage and dissuade the other party from dying, but it didn't seem to be a big deal if Mishan said this sentence.
"Let's not talk about that yet." After Mi Shan put on an attitude of climbing Mount Everest, he turned his attention to the dragon fencing that had been sitting in the Sky Forge for several days.