Chapter 80: Trapping a Wild Cat

Today, Su Qingqing is dedicated to taking care of Gu Changan, who is seriously ill, and has temporarily lost interest in torturing me, how can I restrain her attention?

That day was only a short 'exchange', and I could perceive that Su Qingqing's kung fu was obviously practiced hard, not 'flower' fist embroidered 'legs', and his martial arts were obviously above me. ΡˆΡ‰Ρˆ.(vii) (ix) x.S.сом The update is so fast. Aside from the 'squire', if the two of us meet in a narrow way, I will most likely not be an opponent.

Lying on the 'bed' tossing and turning, at a loss, I really don't know what to do. I thought of several ways to search my intestines and scrape my stomach, but I was afraid that Mo Xiangdong would be 'treacherous' and deceitful, and I would 'make' it self-defeating. Weigh left and right, and can't make up your mind.

Seeing that it was noon, the 'waiter' guard in the courtyard pushed open the 'door', and Guo Gonggong came in, still carrying a tray with a few 'meat' vegetables and meals.

I sat up, unceremoniously took the tray, lowered my head and devoured it.

Guo Gonggong sat on the side, looking a little angry, and didn't speak angrily. Seeing that I was eating by myself, but there was no response, so my nose was not my nose, and my face was not a face, and I sarcastically said: "When you see me, why don't you ask me how the emperor's dragon body is now?" Still eating so peacefully? ”

My hand holding the chopsticks couldn't help but be stunned, and then I opened my mouth and smiled and continued to eat: "If the emperor's dragon body does not improve, do I still have such a meal to eat?" Father-in-law Guo categorically wouldn't talk to me so calmly. As for peace of mind, the Youth Committee really doesn't know where he has done something wrong. ”

Father-in-law Guo stood up and said angrily: "I don't know, you actually pretend not to know?" Has your master taught you: The king is the minister, the husband is the wife, and the father is the son? ”

I wiped the oil stains from the corners of my mouth with satisfaction, and nodded solemnly: "I know, Master Sangang Wuchang still mentioned it to me before." ”

"Then why are you still ignoring the emperor's 'life' and the life of the world for the sake of your own safety?" Guo Gonggong was indignant and accused me, as if I had done something wrong.

I blinked innocently: "But the emperor and I are neither monarchs nor husbands and wives?" ”

Guo Gonggong was suddenly furious, stretched out his finger and pointed at my forehead: "You, you, you!" The ground stumbled for a long time, and he was so angry that he couldn't speak for a while.

I stretched out my chopsticks and pointed to the tofu stewed silver carp on the tray: "For such an old person, it's better not to be angry all the time, or I'll serve you a bowl of fish soup to drink, which will nourish and dissipate gas." ”

Father-in-law Guo stepped forward and snatched the chopsticks from my hand: "Eat, eat, eat!" The villain who is greedy for life and afraid of death! In vain, I misjudged you! In order to save his life, he was so spineless. ”

After saying that, he did it again, took the fish pot in front of me, walked to the yard in three or two steps, raised his hand, and splashed the fish 'meat' with the soup on the courtyard wall, the fish pot rolled down, fell to the ground, fell to pieces, and then left with a sigh of anger.

I picked up the teapot on the table and poured a cup of tea, drank it one by one, patted my belly, the tea was full, and my physical strength had recovered. I stretched my rusty arms and legs around the room, and the wound on my shoulder still ached. Recently, this shoulder of mine has been suffering with me, the arrow wound has just healed, and there are so many more wounds, it is simply miserable.

When it rained and cooled the day before yesterday, there was a faint pain in the area of the arrow wound, and it seemed that the root of the disease had fallen. When it is time to be peaceful, I must prescribe a prescription, hot compress and acupuncture, and take care of it.

When I gave Gu Changan acupuncture, I took the sheep and stole a few quenching 'medicine' silver needles back to prepare for future troubles, and now I am still living in my waist. With the silver needle in hand, I instantly had confidence in my heart.

I stood in front of the window and looked out to the nearby terrain. It's already around the end of the afternoon, and the sun is just right. Several of the 'guards' had eaten their fill, and it was the time when they were sleepy, leaning under the eaves, picking their teeth, and some of them were already a little drowsy and 'wanting' to sleep.

When I came back in the early morning, I already had a rough idea of where it was located in the palace, although it was not remote, but it was still some distance from the emperor's bedroom, and it was estimated that it should be closer to the west palace wall.

When I was secretly speculating, I heard a "meow", and I was timid and cautious.

A pure white 'colored' little wild cat poked its head out from the southwest corner of the courtyard wall and looked inside timidly. Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he jumped lightly, stood firmly on the courtyard wall, and walked along the courtyard wall lightly.

It turned out that when Gonggong Guo was furious, he put a pot of fish soup on the courtyard wall, and the fishy smell attracted uninvited guests.

The kitten sniffed left and right, and finally found a fish bone along the courtyard wall, and couldn't wait to 'lick' it.

"How can there be wild cats in the palace?" A 'squire' guard turned his head to see it and asked curiously.

"That's it, didn't the queen order to ban cats and not let this thing be raised in the palace?" Another 'squire' guard said.

"I'm afraid it's the wild cats that the smell of fish provokes, just drive them away. lest you make a big commotion and you can't afford to eat it. "One of the older 'squires' yawned and didn't bother to keep his eyes open. Impatient authentic.

The man who spoke first, closest to the kitten, stomped his feet and made a gesture of a boom. The kitten was frightened, and the two leaps disappeared.

My heart moved, and I remembered that the fish head I had just eaten was still on the table and had not been taken away. Quickly turned around, took a little bit and put it outside the window, and put the rest on the windowsill in the house, and when he turned his back, he applied the soft tendons on the silver needle as a 'decoy' bait.

This wild cat is used to stealing food, the most greedy, but also the most persistent, but whenever you see the fish, you can't eat it in your mouth, you will never give up.

Once it was set up, I sat down on the 'bed' and waited quietly for the wild cat to take the bait.

Sure enough, after a few moments, the wild cat changed its course, and came back stealthily and stealing, taking advantage of the slump of the guard's nap, to steal a little bit of a fishbone from the root of the courtyard wall, and then was quickly attracted by the bait on my windowsill.

This time, it was much more cunning, and instead of blatantly walking along the courtyard wall, it turned back and followed a plane tree in the courtyard to the ridge. I easily snatched the fish bones from my windowsill, and then, after all, I couldn't resist the aroma of the fish 'meat' in the room, and after looking at it alertly for a moment, I jumped in lightly.

I hid behind the tent, and when I saw the little gluttonous cat, I finally let my guard down and began to squint and concentrate on its snack.

But after a moment's effort, the white cat struggled twice, and then lay on the table softly, and even the strength to gnaw on the fish was almost gone.

I got out of bed lightly, walked up to it, and gently cuddled it into my arms. I don't think he'll be suspicious if someone was still spying on me, right?

I put the little gluttonous cat in my bed, and uncomfortably pulled the strip of cloth and tied it to the 'bed' rail. Secretly calculating how long the effect of the 'medicine' can last.

The sky was getting darker and darker, and tonight was a good opportunity to do something.

I secretly counted that there were nine guards in the courtyard, but I didn't know how many of them were hidden in the shadows.

I looked forward to it for a long time, but I didn't see Su Qingqing coming to the 'door' to provoke, and I was a little worried in my heart, but I was afraid that Gu Chang'an's condition would not improve, and Su Qingqing would guard him every step of the way, so it would be troublesome.

I released a few of the guards that the master had kept in the basin, and drove them slowly to climb out of the window according to the method that the master had taught me.

The cultivated palace guards had a short temper, and with their attack power, as soon as they were free, they immediately rushed to crawl towards the 'attendants' in the courtyard. Soon an exclamation was heard: "What is it?" ”

"It looks like a gecko!" Someone answered: "Why do you still bite?" ”

Then the people in the yard were a little panicked: "This thing is a little strange, shouldn't it be poisonous?" ”

"Doesn't it say that the 'urine' of the palace is poisonous? Why is it that my ankle is bitten and it hurts hotly, oops, it's not good, it's red and swollen around the wound. ”

Then there was a flurry of panicked discussions.

"I don't think it's simple, it's impossible to run out so many poisonous geckos for no reason, I'm afraid that there are cats, it's better to report to the queen to know."

There were hurried footsteps trotting away, and the remaining 'attendants' lit the lights in the courtyard as if they were facing a great enemy, and illuminated the whole courtyard as bright as day.

However, Su Qingqing took the white-haired Gu Master from before and hurriedly walked into the courtyard. Under the guidance of the guards, the Gu master grabbed a guard of the palace, looked at it for a moment, and then said with relief: "It's just a small insect that has been raised for a day or two, so it's not a matter of worry." ”

"A bunch of rubbish! Let you closely monitor her every move, you are good, you have let her raise so many poisons under your noses! Su Qingqing scolded coldly: "There is still the face to cry and cry to me!" ”

The 'attendants' seemed to be quite afraid of Su Qingqing, and hurriedly knelt on the ground, kowtowing like pounding garlic.

"The sin of dereliction of duty is unforgivable, throw a few of them into the Gu pool and remember 'sex' for a long time, and see who dares not to do things without dedication in the future." Su Qingqing squeezed out a few words from between her teeth and said fiercely.

Hearing this, several 'squire' guards trembled like chaff, begged a few times, and were dragged down.

"Hmph, Su Qing, it's a good thing you did again!" Su Qingqing sneered: "Could it be that you want to escape with these two little worms?" ”

"You are so vicious, you treat human life like a mustard." I sneered: "No wonder Chang'an avoids you like a snake and scorpion." Who wouldn't shy away from such a 'woman'? ”

As soon as I screamed Chang'an, Su Qingqing was immediately annoyed, and she kicked open the 'door' of my house, and was about to break in violently.

At this time, the kitten in my arms "meowed", like an arrow from the string, left me, rushed towards the 'door', trying to seize the 'door' and escape.

Su Qingqing wanted to step in, but the kitten just rushed out and crashed into Su Qingqing's arms.

Su Qingqing didn't react, and was slightly stunned. But the 'squire' beside her was quick-eyed, and the long sword was unsheathed, cutting the kitten in half.

The blurred flesh and blood of the cat fell at Su Qingqing's feet, and the hot blood sprayed on her body, staring at her with a pair of innocent eyes, and struggling unwillingly.