Chapter 63: Don't pretend to be too big, you can't use it

Murong Xueyan said lightly: "I don't like to add strangers' WeChat."

Brother Xiong held up a finger and shook it, "There is a saying, oh yes...... Life is not only about Yuan Fang's poems and fields, but also about what is in front of you. ”

Murong Xueyan didn't pay attention to it anymore, but looked at Ji Chen, who was watching the play, as if to say, someone is molesting your female partner, you should do this thing!

Ji Chen smiled helplessly, picked up the wine bottle and knocked on the table, "I said brother, we don't seem to agree to you sharing the table!" ”

Before Brother Xiong could speak, a little brother next to him immediately said: "Sharing a table with you, I can afford you, get out of here within three seconds, otherwise, you don't have to leave." ”

Ji Chen smiled suddenly, he somewhat understood that these people should have come to find trouble on purpose, where are so many ruffians in this society now, they can't walk when they see beautiful women, and then they stick up with a pig face. was slapped in the face, that was a novel mode, and it was unrealistic in reality.

He turned his head to look around, and sure enough, he saw a sedan with tail lights on under a tree in the distance. The car seemed to have been following Murong Xueyan since he picked him up, and he thought it was also out to play, so he didn't care.

Ji Chen let go of the empty bottle in his hand and said lightly, "Do you know what I used to do?"

Brother Xiong turned his head to look at Ji Chen at this time, he pulled over a chair and sat down, cocked Erlang's legs, took out a cigarette and lit it, and waited quietly for Ji Chen's next words.

Ji Chen said: "I used to work in an inflatable doll factory, inflatable dolls know, arms and legs are assembled together, an assembly line beauty is successfully produced, colleagues have arms and legs, I am responsible for pretending to be forced, there are a total of six pretending to be forced, but they pretend to be mixed wages, only I pretend to be realistic and durable, but once I accidentally put the force a size larger, and then was approved by the boss and deducted a month's salary, and then I understood, although pretending to be forced, but I can't pretend to be big!" It's big, it's not cool to use, and it's ugly. ”

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Brother Xiong's eyes were cold, he took a puff of cigarette, spit out a large puff of smoke, and his eyes flashed with a fierce light.

At this time, a young man with a scorpion tattoo on his neck next to him spoke, "In this area of Liulin Dam, no one has ever said that we pretend to be forced, we never pretend to be forced, because we are really awesome." ”

The young man's voice was not small, and everyone around him listened to it, and they all looked at Ji Chen sympathetically.

In the entire Liulin Dam, who doesn't know Brother Xiong's name, all the stalls here are covered by him. In his words, during the day it is the jurisdiction of the government, and at night it is his territory, and everything is up to him. There are even times when his words are more effective than the government.

Ji Chen dared to humiliate Brother Fierce Bear in front of him, in their opinion, it was basically cold.

No one dared to help Ji Chen speak, and even the young people next to him lifted the table aside, and continued to drink while watching the development of the gaffe, these days, it is best to be a quiet melon-eating crowd, otherwise you can't wash it off with blood.

Some people even took out their mobile phones and prepared to shoot a small video to send to the circle of friends, because the next scene will definitely be exciting and even bloody.

"Bang!"

A box of two pots was placed on the table. Two in two, fifty bottles.

Brother Xiong pointed to the wine and said, "After drinking these, then get out, while I'm in a good mood, I'll treat it as if nothing happened."

"Drinking?" Ji Chen smiled, if he wanted to drink alcohol, he was really worthy of anyone, so he asked what kind of wine could drink a zombie.

But since these people want to play, what about playing with them, but he shook his head and said, "It's boring to drink too much alone, why don't we open a plate?"

"It's kind of interesting." Brother Xiong suddenly became interested and said, "How do you want to play." ”

Ji Chen said: "You can pick out one person at random, or the five of you can go up together, if you fall down first, one person will slap yourself twenty times." ”

"And what if you lose?" A younger brother beside Brother Xiong said.

"I'm going to lose?"

Ji Chen raised his eyes to look at the little brother, as if he had heard some big joke.

Your uncle!

Ji Chen's eyes instantly provoked the five Brother Xiong, and several of them hated it, and they really wanted to pick up the wine bottle and smash it on Ji Chen's head, you are not such a pretending method, Ya said before that a few of them pretended to be too big, but turned around and pretended to be a fierce force.

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"Big brother, let's kill him, this girl is really inadequate."

One of them was not angry, and immediately said angrily. And his hand had already grabbed the armrest of the chair, as long as Brother Xiong nodded, he would directly smash it over with a stool.

"Brother, this product is really undersucked, what are you talking to him, I can get it directly." The other also spoke.

Brother Xiong crossed Erlang's legs, waved his hand at the two, and motioned for the two to sit down. "Sit down first, why don't you have fun, people don't dare to bet with you if they look down on you, since he is so confident, then I will completely crush his self-confidence."

He could see that Ji Chen was not joking, but really confident. In this case, what's the point of having a play, to paraphrase his words, the other party looks down on you before he dares to bet with you, only in the field where the other party is most confident, completely step on the opponent, this is the most interesting way to play this game.

Brother Xiong looked at Murong Xueyan and said, "If you lose, kneel down and kowtow to apologize, and then leave your horse behind." ”

Ji Chen looked at Murong Xueyan, although he would not lose, he did not want to use Murong Xueyan as a bet, this was a kind of respect.

Murong Xueyan always kept smiling, with an attitude of indifference.

Since Murong Xueyan didn't care, Ji Chen didn't care and said, "Okay, that's it!" Which of you goes first. ”

His attitude made Brother Xiong's younger brothers grit their teeth again, and a few of them really wanted to take off their shoes and beat Ji Chen in the face, this girl is too underwhelming, you are sure that we will lose. Damn, fight one out of five, if you lose, just pee and drown.

When it comes to drinking, they really haven't been afraid of anyone, beer gargle, red wine appetizing, and ten bottles of white wine are not drunk.

"I'll do it first!" A young man with a round head and an ear said.

At this time, Ji Chen picked up his mobile phone again and dialed 120.

"Emergency center? There are five people here who are poisoned by alcohol, please come and rescue them. ”

"Yes, it's the barbecue stall here in Liulin Bazi."

This time, even Murong Xueyan was a little stunned, this operation is really sassy......

Brother Xiong's younger brothers are already on the verge of going berserk.

It was contempt, blatant contempt, and before I started drinking, I even called an ambulance.