Volume 1 Chapter 84 I don't feel it
Zhang Jinxuan's pretty face was crimson, she lowered her head shyly, pursed her lips and chuckled, like a hibiscus out of the water, a peach blossom bathing in the rain.
Lying next to Zheng Yun's ear like a thief, he exhaled again and asked softly, "How do you feel?"
At this time, Zheng Yun was still crying and regretting it wordlessly, and after hearing Zhang Jinxuan's question, he said depressedly: "I don't feel it!" ”
If Ye Du was present at this time, he would definitely say, "Okay! If you don't die, how can you come to heaven. ”
“……?”
When Zhang Jinxuan heard this, she was stunned for a moment, and looked at Zheng Yun motionlessly like a wood.
Suddenly, a wave of anger in her heart rushed from under her feet to the top door.
The open flame in his heart couldn't hold back and wanted to explode.
There was an uncontrollable anger in her eyes, like an enraged lioness.
I saw her pair of jade hands, quickly choked Zheng Yun's neck, swaying back and forth desperately, and roared loudly in anger: "Ah! You damn bastard, you go die! Lady strangle you damn bastard! Yes......! ”
Zheng Yun was tragic on the spot, his mouth was pinched, his long tongue was pinched, his eyes rolled his eyes, and he was almost suffocated to death.
At this time, after Ye Du heard Zhang Jinxuan's roar, he quickly ran back to take a look, and seeing that Zhang Jinxuan was going crazy again, he was so frightened that he shouted on the spot: "Mom!"
He screamed, then turned and let go of his feet, and ran away, and in the blink of an eye, he ran away again.
After running away, Ye Du secretly breathed a sigh of relief, glanced back with palpitations, and said to himself: "This second goods, how did he provoke her?" I know it's a firecracker, but I have to light it, and you can put out the fire yourself! I don't want to suffer any more from the pond fish. ”
After Zhang Jinxuan vented, she let go of her hand angrily and said, "You dead bastard!" Put me down, I'll go myself. As he spoke, he struggled to get down.
"Uh-ho! Uh-ho! Uh-ho! ……。 ”
After Zhang Jinxuan let go of his hand, Zheng Yun immediately coughed, and after hearing Zhang Jinxuan's words, he carefully put her down, and then slapped him on the face.
"Smack!"
A loud slap sounded, and it can be seen that he really didn't beat lightly.
Zheng Yun lowered his head, not daring to look at Zhang Jinxuan again, but he was aggrieved to death in his heart, and secretly complained to himself: What a cheap mouth!
This crow's mouth, it's okay to say that he wants to die, but he was almost strangled to death, and he dares to talk nonsense next time.
After complaining, he raised his head and looked at Zhang Jinxuan carefully.
I thought, is it wrong to tell the truth? I didn't feel it! I was already out of my body at that time, how could I feel it!
I regret dying of it, you are really a roundworm in my stomach, you really want to strangle me!
Zhang Jinxuan saw Zheng Yun's face, her face was flushed by herself, and she was slapped by herself, which made her even more red, and she immediately felt a little distressed and a little funny.
Holding back the smile in his heart, he yelled angrily: "Die for the old lady." ”
After finishing speaking, she pushed Zheng Yun away, lowered her head angrily, and walked away with a huffing face.
She saw a small pebble on the ground, and immediately kicked it angrily, as if it was Zheng Yun, which made her angry, and then saw a weed, and quickly stepped on it, and stepped on it ......a few times in anger.
Zheng Yun looked creepy, and even more frightened to slow down, following from a distance, afraid that if it was close, there would be a disaster from the sky.
Zhang Jinxuan still opened the road in anger, and the weeds, leaves, stones, and soil on the path seemed to have all become her venting tools, and they were all affected by the pond fish.
Her pair of white sneakers was even more dirty.
I saw her venting her anger all the way, muttering silently all the way: You dead bastard, you have to make your aunt and grandmother angry every time, you are really angry.
My aunt's first kiss, I dare to say that I didn't feel it?
How can this be reasonable, if I forgive you so easily, then you have to bully me every day?
You bastard! My aunt and grandmother have decided to ignore you for a month.
After thinking about it, she looked angry, stepped on a leaf on the ground hard, spun back and forth a few times, and still kicked away with some incomprehension.
Suddenly, a voice sounded in her heart: "A month, will it be too long?" ”
Zhang Jinxuan was stunned for a moment, then thought about it, and then nodded silently: "Hmm!" It's a bit long, so ignore him for half a month. ”
As soon as I finished thinking about it, another voice in my heart sounded again: "Half a month? It seems to be a bit long, too. ”
She shook her head and said secretly, "Is it long?" Not long! Will it be half a month? ”
"Isn't it really long?"
"Ugh! It seems to be a bit long, forget it, then ignore him for a week. ”
"A week? It seems like a long one. ”
"Is a week still long?"
"Hmmm! It feels like a long time, you think, seven days a week! Isn't seven days long? ”
Zhang Jinxuan nodded silently, and said in her heart: "It's too!" Then ignore him for three days! It's not going to be long, is it? ”
"Three days? It still feels a bit long, you think! Twenty-four hours in a day, seventy-two hours in three days, don't you think it's long? ”
"Ugh! All right! Then ignore him for a day, and no longer object, the day is not long. ”
"Hmmm! If the day is not long, then ignore him for a day. ”
Thinking of this, she nodded silently again.
After a while, another voice in her heart sounded again: "But, life is like a year!" One day feels like a year, worse than a month, is it really not long? ”
Zhang Jinxuan was a little annoyed, but at the same time nodded, and said secretly: "It seems to make some sense!" Forget it, then ignore him for half a day! That's okay, right? ”
"But what's the difference between half a day and a day? After I go back this time, I'm going home, and I'm still living like a year! ”
Zhang Jinxuan suddenly looked up at the sky and said secretly: "Faint to death!" So what to do? Do you just ignore him for an hour? ”
"An hour! Sixty minutes, that's 3,600 seconds, can you count to 3,600 times? ”
“……?”
"Yes! 3,600 strokes is a long time! Do you want me to ignore him now? ”
"Hmmm! It makes sense, you should ignore him now, or you will be tortured, why bother? ”
"It seems to be the same thing, why punish yourself for his mistakes? I'm not stupid. ”
"Hmmm! I'm so smart! ”
"That's it! Don't look at who your aunt and grandmother are? Can you not be smart? ”
Thinking of this, Zhang Jinxuan smiled, quickly took it back, straightened her face, suddenly turned around, looked at Zheng Yun with angry eyes, and said in a commanding tone: "Come here, squat, carry me on your back!" ”
Along the way, Zheng Yun followed cautiously, seeing Zhang Jinxuan nodding for a while and shaking her head for a while, thinking that she was thinking about how to clean herself up again, she was already frightened and uneasy.
At this time, when he heard Zhang Jinxuan's command again, he was immediately startled, and almost fell to the ground.
He was speechless, and after standing firm, he said secretly: "Death is death!" Anyway, I'm used to heaven for a while, and hell for a while; Master, I have dozens of catties of meat, if you want to take it!
Thinking to himself, he immediately ran to Zhang Jinxuan and squatted obediently with his back to her.
Zhang Jinxuan saw that Zheng Yun was still acquainted, so she smiled, lay on his back, and said, "Hurry up!" ”
Zheng Yun felt that her tone didn't seem to be angry anymore, and immediately shouted flatteringly: "Yes!" Baby's on the road! ”
"Poof!"
A chuckle sounded, and Zhang Jinxuan immediately laughed out loud, and said with disgust and joy: "Poor mouth, don't go quickly." ”
"Yes! Let's go! Zheng Yun breathed a sigh of relief, responded with a hippie smile, and secretly rejoiced in his heart that girls really couldn't be provoked, and they were really more fickle than chameleons.
I didn't want to have any more accidents, so I ran wildly with Zhang Jinxuan on my back all the way, and soon came to the main road.
Ye Du was already waiting there, it was half past five in the morning, although it was autumn, the early morning along the coast, but it was already bright.
After Zheng Yun carefully put Zhang Jinxuan down, he glared at Ye Du angrily, angry that he ran away first for no reason, causing himself to suffer another unwarranted disaster.
Ye Du's eyes flickered, he looked up at the sky and pretended not to see it, and forced a smile on his face, but he betrayed his mind.
Zhang Jinxuan glanced at the two of them, ignored their small movements, and asked, "What are you going to do today?" Go back? ”
When Zheng Yun heard this, he nodded and said, "The matter still has to be resolved, and hiding is not a way, wait for the two of us to go back, what about you?" The bicycle is in the school, will it be a problem to go back and pick it up? ”
Zhang Jinxuan shook her head and said, "No, it's Sunday, it's so early, there won't be anyone in the school, I'll talk to the doorman, there should be no problem." ”
"Okay, go back to school and pick up the car yourself! Be careful on the way, we'll go back. Zheng Yun nodded and reminded kindly.
"Well, then I'll go first." Zhang Jinxuan answered, turned around and left first.
Zheng Yun and Ye Du watched Zhang Jinxuan walk away before turning around and leaving.