Although I thought so in my heart, I would definitely not do it if I could do it myself. "Anything that can be solved with money is not a thing" is my life motto.

I sat on the edge of the bed, watching Lin Ye help me tidy up, and thought to myself: "This guy is not bad, but he is too lazy, his things are messy, and he doesn't even know where to throw the quilt pillowcase, driven by money, he has done such a neat thing." It's really speechless. ”

I drank my drink, watched Lin Ye gradually make up my bed, smiled and said, "Lin Ye, yes, it's like that, why don't you go to the housekeeping service to take a job?" ”

Lin Ye wiped his sweat, sat on the edge of my bed, and said to me: "Can that be the same, it is my honor to serve Young Master Xiao, how can others invite me!" ”

I don't believe it, if the money is in place, I'm afraid that I won't move him? I smiled and said, "Well, I don't have the money to pay you." ”

Who knew that Lin Ye shook his head and said: "I don't want money, I said that it is my honor to serve you, and I use money to measure my loyalty, so the young master looks down on me too much, right?" ”

I twitched, really believing his nonsense, and at this time, a voice came from outside the door, "Grandchildren, grandpa, I'm back." ”

It's really only heard and can't see the person, who else can be the one who speaks if it's not Zhang Yang? As soon as he entered the door, Lin Ye rushed up, held down Zhang Yang, and pressed him against the door, Zhang Yang grinned and couldn't hear what he said at all.

Lin Ye leaned his head over and said, "Grandson, grandfathers have been waiting for you here for a long time, where did you steal food?" ”

"Woo woo" Zhang Yang's face was pressed against the door, and he couldn't say a word.

"What, you're still quibbling, I smell you all the smell, I must have gone somewhere to steal food, didn't I?!" Lin Ye glared at Zhang Yang and said.

"Woo woo" Zhang Yang still couldn't say a word.

"If you say no, you don't have it, I smell it!" Lin Ye said.

I'm strange, I didn't understand a word, I only heard Zhang Yang "woo woo" there, why did Lin Ye understand? It's puzzling.

"You're still scolding me!" Lin Ye scolded and said.

As soon as the words fell, Lin Ye raised his other hand and stretched it out into Zhang Yang's crotch, it seems that Zhang Yang's habit of putting things in his crotch is known to everyone.

Zhang Yang was willing to give up, resisted desperately, and was really broken free by him, and scolded in his mouth: "You pulled out my crotch as soon as you came up, it's too perverted!" ”

Not to be outdone, Lin Ye scolded back: "If you hand it over obediently, you don't need me to do it." After that, Lin Ye then stretched out Zhang Yang's crotch, where Zhang Yang was willing to show weakness, and slapped Lin Ye's hand away at once.

In this way, the two of you came and went, and gradually used their hands and feet together, and they fought. Pity the door that was already crumbling, it was completely scrapped under the toss of the two of them, and fell to the ground with a "bang". In the end, the battle ended with Lin Ye riding on Zhang Yang's body and taking out a half-gnawed chicken leg from his crotch.

Lin Ye stuffed the chicken leg into his mouth, and said vaguely: "You still said no, you actually ate alone behind my back!" ”

Zhang Yang, who was still struggling lying on the ground, broke free a few times, flew Lin Ye, Lin Ye rolled on the ground, and deftly climbed to the top bunk of the bed next to the door. Zhang Yang stood up and stood below and scolded him: "You return my chicken legs, that's what I finally deducted from someone else's bowl!" ”

Lin Ye sat on the top bunk, pouted his bones and said, "Slightly, if you don't give, don't give, don't give." ”

I watched the two of them scolding each other for a chicken leg, and I was already shocked in my heart.

I saw all the process of snatching the chicken legs just now, who kind of person is that!

Zhang Yang's strength is very strong, and the door is ironclad evidence, and all the holes in the door are punched out by him. Although Lin Ye didn't have as much strength as Zhang Yang, but with his flexible movements, it was also very uncomfortable to entangle Zhang Yang, the two of you came and went, and I was already stunned just now.

I feel uncomfortable and excited at the same time, and I feel uncomfortable that I think they are also students, why is there such a big gap between me and them! I'm thrilled that I've finally found the key to happiness!

I decided that I must ask them for advice, if I can practice like them, then cleaning up Li Zhen is not the same as playing.

I thought so in my heart, but I didn't say it, I faked a few coughs, interrupted the two of them, and said, "In this way, none of you should fight, and I will invite you to go down to the restaurant in the evening." ”

"That's what you're waiting for!" The two of them said almost in unison, so I have to suspect that this is a trap designed by two people together, waiting for me to get in!

Drill it, drill it, I still have the same sentence "as long as it can be done with money, it's not a thing". Isn't it just to eat, then please.

With that, I walked out of the dormitory, surrounded by the two of them.

Along the way, I saw the eyes of those who saw us, not to mention how new they were, as if they had discovered a new continent. No, to be precise, they should be looking at me, I saw these people pointing at me one after another, and the two next to me didn't react at all, and their smiling eyes couldn't be seen.

I was carried by them to a small food stall outside the school the whole time, and they let me go. The two of them sat down and ordered the dishes satisfied, and I seemed to be able to see their saliva almost flowing onto the menu, and I wanted to go over all the dishes on the menu, and I knew that the two of them must have finished eating, so I didn't stop them.

They finished ordering and called for two more cases of beer. Before the food was served, we drank it.

The happiest thing is the boss, ordering so many dishes, it is really profitable, laughing with the side, just like serving the God of Wealth. I looked a little impatient, so I sent him away.

The dishes came up one after another, Zhang Yang and Lin Ye were like starving ghosts reincarnated, using both hands together, wishing they had two mouths and four hands, and I felt that I had eaten enough when I watched them eat.

Zhang Yang's mouth was stuffed with things, and he was still frantically filling it with food, and said to me vaguely: "Xiao Zhen, why don't you eat, don't just drink." ”

I laughed dryly a few times and said, "Leave me alone, you eat, I'm not very hungry." ”

"Then we're welcome." Lin Ye also said vaguely.

I looked at them with oily faces, shook my head, and looked around boredly.

I found that the business of this small shop is quite good, and now it happens to be a meal, and it is very hot, and there are all kinds of voices. However, what surprised me the most was that I actually saw a group of familiar people at the outermost table.

It was Chu Jie and Zhang San and other people who besieged me before, it seemed that a lot of them came, they fought three tables, the floor was sprinkled with wine bottles, the cups and plates on the table were messy, and the chatter was so lively.

"There are so many of them, they won't see me, will they? Even if you see me, you won't come to me for trouble, will you? If this is the case, then it will be troublesome, so many people don't know if Zhang Yang and Lin Ye can deal with it? I was tinkering with my heart, and at the same time I was so nervous that I quickly turned around and lowered my head to eat.

If you want to say that people are unlucky, they will stuff their teeth when they drink cold water! Just when I was immersed in eating, hoping that they wouldn't see me, I didn't know which dog thing said a word, but I heard it very clearly in so many noisy voices: "Big brother, do you see if that person is the one who beat the junior son yesterday and was later taught a lesson by us." ”

I didn't have eyes in the back of my head, but I knew they must be looking at me, and I knew they were sure it wasn't me. "You can't see it, right?" I prayed in my heart.

"Oops!" I cursed in my heart, I wanted to change my clothes when I went out, but the clothes I just bought were already in tatters. But before I had time to change, I was put out by Zhang Yang and them, and I didn't think much about it, who knew that it was so unlucky that I could meet these evil stars when I had a meal outside.

"Hey, buddy." Just when I was hiding my head, I was tapped on the shoulder, and I was so scared that I trembled, I really forgot to look at the yellow calendar, why am I so unlucky!

I held up an empty plate to cover my face, turned my head and lowered my voice and said, "Dude, who are you looking for?" Wrong right? ”

I heard the man shouting at their table, "Big brother, this is this kid!" ”

I put down my plate and shouted, "it, you can recognize it!" ”

The man smiled and said to me, "Do you think I'm stupid? ”

At this time, Chu Jie had already stood up, and his group of little brothers also stood up in an uproar, if I also stood up, my legs and stomachs would definitely be trembling.

Chu Jie held a toothpick in his mouth, looked at me with disdain and said, "Boy, it's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it." I was thinking about how to find you, but I didn't expect you to send it to the door yourself. ”

I smiled at him awkwardly and said, "Yo, isn't this Brother Jie, I haven't seen you for a long time, I've met you here, it's so fateful, do you want to have a drink together?" ”

Chu Jie picked his teeth and sneered: "If you drink, you won't drink, and we don't want to make trouble in Boss Xu's shop, so let's go out with us, right?" After that, he went out first without looking back.

The little stray hair on my shoulder also sneered and said to me, "Boy, let's go." Our brother Jie invites you to go out and eat. ”

I helplessly looked at the two godmen who were eating, their faces were shiny, and I thought to myself whether these two people could be relied on?

I was expecting them to come forward and save me, but these two people ignored me and ate hard.

I was pulled out by the little miscellaneous hair, "ahhhh

I hurriedly shouted: "Zhang Yang, Lin Ye, you two white-eyed wolf bastards, Lao Tzu is going to be hammered to death, and you are still eating there!" ”

I naively thought that after I shouted like this, they would put down the food in their hands, and like in the movie, they would overturn the table, and rush at them with a few arrows, and hit them with water, saying "Don't hurt my brother!" ”

But I still thought about it too much, not only did they ignore me, but they began to grab the food, Zhang Yang snatched Lin Ye's chicken legs, Lin Ye snatched Zhang Yang's braised fish, and the face was red.

I was about to cry, and I was dragged directly to the corner alley outside the store, where Chu Jie and the others were already standing, flashing cigarette butts as if they were demonstrating and laughing at me.

I was thrown against the wall like a dead dog, my head "banged" against the wall, my head "buzzed", I felt that my vision was a little blurred, and the person also felt a little dizzy, I stood unsteadily and sat on the ground.

I looked up and saw Chu Jie's gang standing in place laughing, and I vaguely saw a familiar figure walking towards me, and when he got closer, he found that this person turned out to be Zhang San.

I saw Zhang Sanluo approaching me with a smile, and said to me at the same time: "Boy, I didn't expect it, you still fell into my hands." Last time you ran away, this time you're not so lucky. ”

I leaned on the wall with one hand and pressed the other hand on the place where my head was hit just now, and I also felt a warm current in my hand slowly flowing out. I stared at Zhang San, saw his disgusting face in my blurred eyes, and wanted to punch him.

I spat at him while he wasn't paying attention, but Zhang San couldn't dodge it, and a mouthful of saliva hit him in the cheek. He was also taken aback by my sudden move, he slowly wiped his face with his hand, and then his expression began to become hideous, "I'll kill you!" Zhang San shouted, and hit me with his hands and feet.

I still have the consciousness, this point of punch and kick can still be kept, do my best to block his punch and kick, but I didn't expect to add several hands and feet at this time.

Where can I withstand this, I was put down all of a sudden, and I instinctively hugged my head to protect my crotch to minimize the damage as much as possible.

I feel that the bones in my body are going to fall apart, I was just beaten yesterday, and today I was beaten again, it's really unlucky, and there are those two white-eyed wolves, who actually don't care about me, eating and drinking over there by themselves, and my heart hurts!

After a whole fight, they also seemed to be tired, and gradually stopped, panting and standing aside. I was finally able to breathe a sigh of relief, and lay on the ground looking at them weakly, and all the wine I had just eaten and drunk was vomited.

Zhang San squatted down, pinched his nose with one hand, patted my face with the other, and said sharply: "Boy, you eat a lot, how is it to consume food?" ”

My eyes seemed to be about to burst into flames, I glared at Zhang San, and said weakly: "Haven't you eaten enough, it's not comfortable to massage grandpa at all." ”

When the people around heard this, they all wanted to rush up and beat me again, but it seemed that Chu Jie stopped them. Zhang San didn't pay attention to them, and also spat in my face, so stinky that I almost fainted.

Zhang San stood up with a smile, unbuttoned his trouser belt with both hands, and said to me: "It seems that the brothers just now are not in place, the little master will take care of it, and the little third son will give you a pot of good tea to sober up." ”

As soon as the words fell, I saw Zhang San take out his little brother and rush at me.