Chapter 30: A Majestic Look

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I looked at him with a smile on my face, and naturally understood what he meant. Xiao Daotong's formation just now was fake, he was taking the opportunity to secretly sprinkle a handful of flammable powder on my body and the ground in front of me. I can't name the powder, it can spontaneously combust without wind, jump like a ghost fire, and move with the wind.

If the Yiyang real person uses the fingertips of the flames to volley in the air, it will inevitably ignite the powder around me, and achieve the magnificent scene of me being swallowed by the heavenly fire.

The main thing is that although this flame is large, it is a false fire, and after a while, the flame can be extinguished on its own initiative, and I am safe and sound, which is the amazing part.

The real man tried again, but it didn't work.

I must have done it a little before, but the thing that I just proudly showed off was this powder.

Yiyang Zhenren looked surprised, looked back at the little boy behind him, the little boy was also inexplicable, lowered his head and hurriedly looked at the cloth bag on his body, and immediately stunned on the ground, raised his head and shook his head almost invisibly at the real person.

The real person was not in a hurry, his face did not change his 'color', and he stretched out his hand to the boy and said, "Bring water!" ”

Dao Tong hurriedly took out a handful of glutinous rice from the cloth bag, threw it into the water bowl, and handed it to Yiyang Zhenren.

The real person took the water bowl and shouted in a deep voice: "Appearance! He sprayed the yellow paper he had taken out of his arms earlier, and the yellow paper gradually became wet, and a figure appeared on it.

Everyone in the courtyard immediately exclaimed in unison in horror: "Sure enough, there are ghosts!" ”

The real person rolled up the yellow paper, looked at me proudly, and said to the yellow paper: "Anything that is not a weapon dares to be arrogant in front of me, do I eat your bones and make you never be born, or do I fry you in the oil pan and let you go to hell to suffer from the fire?" Out of the corner of his eye, he was glancing in my direction.

I finally couldn't help laughing, I thought he had some unique 'tricks', it turned out to be just this set of low-level tricks: "I advise you to put away your tricks and leave some way back for yourself." Low-level tricks such as drawing charms with green onion juice, rolling vinegar and fried ghosts can only deceive some children. Besides, the taste of the fish sheath is not good, are you still addicted to it? ”

What I said may not be understood by others, but the real person and his child must know it.

The so-called oil pot is just a "mixing" vinegar in the boiling oil and heating, the vinegar is heated and churned, and the oil pot is like a boiling boil, but in fact it is just warm and not hot.

Chewing ghost bones is also their trick, using fish sheath bones to 'mix' into the bones, picking them up and putting them in their mouths, eating with relish, so that onlookers mistakenly think that they are chewing ghost bones, they are shocked and convinced.

Many things in this world are like this, and most of people's fears actually come from the unknown. Their deception is very simple, and the use of it is nothing more than a trick, opportunistic, and clever use of people's psychology.

Thanks to Hui'er and the others who talked about the great achievements of this Yiyang real person in advance, I had a score in my heart in advance, and told them the mystery of it, dispelling their blind worship and 'superstition' belief in Yiyang real people.

Yiyang Zhenren looked at me with a twinkle in his eyes, and finally had a sense of crisis, and asked me tentatively: "Miss Su also knows the Tao?" ”

I said disdainfully: "I have never learned any Taoism, but because of fate, I have been guided by a master and know the 'door' Tao." ”

Yiyang Zhenren couldn't stay calm this time, knowing that I would definitely be able to expose his tricks, he asked me with a slanderous smile: "It turns out that he is a fellow Taoist, and this secret Taoism has always been kept secret, I don't know which master 'door' the young lady worships in?" My mentor is known as the 'supreme real person', and maybe he has a little origin. ”

This is not good for me, I am afraid that I will expose him, ruin his real name, lose his job of cheating, and change his tone and almost come to me.

"Haha, you keep saying that I am a 'female' ghost who hurts heaven and reason, and you are the true person of Yiyang who destroys demons and defends the way, how can we be people in the same way? I can't afford to climb high. ”

The real person laughed twice: "Miss's Taoism is unfathomable, Xiaodao has failed to get a glimpse of the heavenly opportunity, and he is ashamed of himself, misunderstanding and misunderstanding." ”

"The Taoist chief praised it falsely, where do I know what Taoism, but there is a girl in my yard who always likes to brag, saying that she is your aunt, maybe she really has something to do with you." I waved my hand at the sample: "You haven't come here to educate your teacher and nephew well." ”

Xiao Xiang was obviously stunned, but immediately relieved himself and smiled crookedly. swaggered up to Yiyang Zhenren, stood on tiptoe and patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Good nephew, if you can't learn this kung fu, you dare to come out and show off, and you will lose all the face of my Sanqing 'door'." ”

The real person's face was blue and red for a while, and he gritted his teeth angrily, and finally endured it, and his face turned into a pig's liver 'color'.

Xiao Er was still cheap and obedient, and pretended to say: "Miss Qingwu's life is obviously unspeakably expensive, and she is the lucky star of the entire Su family, why are you talking nonsense and slandering her?" ”

The real person hesitated for a long time, and said unwillingly: "I am 'dazzled' for a while, and I am offended." ”

The little one is not a good master, and he scolded sharply: "If you don't learn the arts, don't come out and embarrass people and pollute my 'door' style." Today I must teach you a lesson, to see if you dare to open your mouth in the future and mislead people for life. ”

The words were majestic, and I couldn't wait to applaud and cheer for her, this girl is definitely a master who climbs up the pole.

Xiao Xiao unhurriedly put his hand into the cuff, and when he stretched it out again, his fingertips also lit a cluster of flames, pointing at the real person in the air, and the flames flew over in a flicker, and the real person actually burst into blue flames.

The real person was horrified, and hurriedly beat the flames on his body, and the boy was also shocked, and hurriedly caught up to help fight together.

Xiao Er danced happily, and his face was full of the coquettishness of the little 'girl': "Good disciple Sun, I am a samadhi real fire, there is a bucket there, you 'mix' with the blood of the 'chicken' to splash it on him." ”

Dao Tong was in a hurry, and he didn't have time to think, so he swept the bucket, poured a bowl of 'chicken' blood into it, and splashed it at the real person. The "chicken" blood was "mixed" with the water and the Taoist priest was drenched all over his body, and the hair that was half burned by the fire was sticking to his face one by one, and he was in a mess, and he no longer had the image of the master of the fairy wind and Dao bones just now.

The people in the courtyard were initially stunned by the sudden change, but after a moment they could not help but laugh and laugh.

The real person could no longer care about his image, and beckoned the little boy to flee from the yard in embarrassment.

Xiao Er jumped down the well: "Good nephew, remember to say hello to me when I see your master." ”

Lan'er and Hui'er didn't care about their image, and they leaned forward and leaned back with laughter. Tutu and the little girls looked at the tsundere with admiration, and asked excitedly.

The people in the courtyard saw that there was no excitement to see, and most of them talked and dispersed.

Aunt Nine stepped forward and grabbed Xiao Xiang'er's hand, and said excitedly: "Good boy, thanks to you today." Otherwise, being deceived by the fake Taoist priest is small, and the life of the young woman is big. ”

Xiao Er was 'wanting' to argue, I secretly made a 'look' at her, swallowed back a few words, and said embarrassedly: "You're welcome, I'm just angry that he relied on what he learned from the teacher's 'door', and his nonsense 'nonsense' is harmful." ”

Qingqing also came up, took my hand with concern, and asked repeatedly: "Qingwen, are you okay, I'm timid, I don't dare to get too close, I'm sorry." I shouldn't have believed that Taoist nonsense, and I couldn't help you. ”

I smiled and said to her, "I haven't thanked you properly for the day before yesterday, and I was in a hurry that day, and I didn't speak well, so I should apologize to you." ”

Qingqing smiled, and 'revealed' two playful pear vortices: "Why are you polite to me again, we are all sisters, and it is appropriate to help each other." It's just that I seem to be adding to the 'mess' all the time, and I haven't helped much. ”

Hui'er and Lan'er walked over and bowed to Qingqing: "Miss specially told us to thank Miss Six for her help. ”

Qingqing helped the two of them with a hand: "Look at you, are you polite to me again, it seems that we are so unfamiliar." Then he leaned close to my ear and whispered: "Qingchou also wants to come over and say a few words to you, but I'm sorry, I think that the sixth aunt shouldn't believe the words of the seventh aunt, and found such a deceitful Taoist priest, causing you trouble, and I don't want to go." dragged the sixth aunt and left first. ”

I looked into the courtyard, and everyone was almost gone, only Aunt Seven was still awkwardly clubbed in place, 'wanting' and stopping, there should be something to say.

I deliberately didn't bother with it, and said to Qingqing: "It's all my fault, since I came back, I haven't walked around with my sisters, so everyone is naturally unfamiliar." You say hello to Qingchou on my behalf, it's inconvenient for me to be grounded now, wait until I come back from the Fuhua Nunnery, and then invite a few sisters to come and sit in the courtyard together, please try my craft. ”

Qingqing said happily: "That's the best, don't be lazy when the time comes, you have to cook it yourself." He glanced at the seventh aunt behind him and said, "Presumably you still have something to deal with, so I'll go back first." You've been busy since you came back, and I can't even talk to you if I want to. ”

I thought that it was indeed inconvenient to leave her to talk, so I sent Lan'er to send her, turned around and took Aunt Jiu's arm and said, "Let's go to the house and talk, and let the girls clean up the yard." ”

Before Aunt Jiu could speak, Aunt Seven had already come over with a smile on her face: "Don't bother the little girl to do this bit of work, just let the two girls I bring do it." Regardless of whether we agreed or not, we had already turned around and instructed the two girls behind us: "The two of you are sent by the little girl to clean up this yard carefully." ”

I hurriedly pushed and said, "How dare you have the girls in front of Aunt Lao Qi to do it, you are so busy there, and Sister Qingyin is still sick, I don't dare to delay your time, we can't afford it." ”

One sentence made Aunt Seven a little embarrassed: "Miss Qingwu, this is blaming your aunt I just spoke openly, you have to understand my love for 'girl', your sister Qingyin's illness is strange, and the doctor in the house is helpless, isn't I in a hurry to go to the doctor, I listened to the Taoist priest's nonsense." Who would have thought that the real masters would be far away in the sky and close at hand. ”

I was stunned by this, and I dared to be in love for a long time, but Aunt Seven still didn't see through the Taoist priest's deception, but was frightened by the hand of Xiao Er 'Lu', it seems that this person's ignorance can not be changed overnight.

Originally, I wanted to find an opportunity to trick Qing Yin and make a harmless joke, and give Qing Yin the antidote to give a little punishment. I still have a headache in the morning, how can I make Aunt Seven believe in me and take the initiative to come to the 'door' and beg me to heal her. It's really nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it.

I secretly rejoiced in my heart, but I still had to take the shelf, otherwise it would be bad for her to think that we would come and leave as soon as we were recruited.

I frowned and said: "The little one is just learning a little bit of 'hair', it's all some coaxing tricks, how can you show it to Qingyin without authorization, it's not proper, you better ask for another master." ”

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