Volume 1 Chapter 96 Unscrupulous Boy

The blue sky is clear, there are a few clouds floating, and although it is autumn, the weather is as hot as summer.

The scorching sun was scorching the earth, there was no wind in the air, and the earth was hot in the sun, like a huge cage, walking on the road made people breathless.

Zheng Yun and Ye are walking on the way home, they have always liked to take the small road, and the two who do not take the big road, in this hot noon, they did not take the trail for the first time, but walked around the avenue on the street.

The two walked side by side, Ye Du drooped his head, the boss was unhappy, and he walked lazily, looking listless.

His face was a little melancholy, with a hint of longing, sadness was frozen between his eyebrows, his eyes that were usually shining were dull, and the tip of his nose twitched from time to time.

"Zheng Yun, why do you have to drag me down the avenue today? By the trail, we're all home by now. ”

Ye Du looked up at the scorching sun and asked with some incomprehension, with a thick complaint in his tone.

"Why do you ask so much? You'll find out later. Zheng Yun said without looking back, and then grabbed Ye Du's arm and ran to hide behind the longan tree next to the road.

Ye Duleng paused for a moment, and was immediately aroused by curiosity, and asked, "What are you doing?" Ready for a fight? Who are you going to sneak up on? ”

"What fight? Sneak attack on what? Zheng Yundong looked around and asked absentmindedly.

"Ugh! So what are you doing here? Ye Du asked curiously again.

"Don't make any noise, you'll find out later." Zheng Yun said impatiently, and then continued to look around.

"Okay!" Ye Du looked a little helpless, and after answering, he shut up, but his eyes were staring at Zheng Yun directly.

Zheng Yun was a little uncomfortable, looked back at Ye Du, and asked suspiciously, "What do you think I'm doing?" ……。 ”

Before he finished speaking, suddenly, he let out three crisp and loud sneezes in succession.

"Haha! Hello! Hello! ”

Ye Du was tragic on the spot, with saliva on his face, snot on his face, and depression on his face.

wiped his face vigorously a few times, and complained: "Zheng Yun, you girl, do I still have dark clouds above my head?" I've been with you for the past two days, why are you always hurt? ”

"Huh!" Zheng Yun smiled, rubbed his nose with one hand, a little embarrassed, and said a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry!" I didn't mean to, I couldn't hold back, hehe! ”

Ye Du rolled his eyes, gave Zheng Yun a white eye, and while raising his hand to wipe his face, he said angrily: "Is that female devil thinking about you?" Look at what excites you. ”

Zheng Yun rolled his eyes and retorted: "Fart! One illness, two thoughts, three scolding, this is someone scolding me, could it be that you are secretly scolding me? ”

"Get out!" Ye Du waved his hand and scolded, and retorted: "Why am I scolding you if I have nothing to do?" Could it be that you provoked that female demon again? ”

"I don't want to die yet, why provoke her? However, it is really possible that she is scolding me. Zheng Yun said with a little weakness.

When Ye Du heard this, he immediately gloated a little, and quipped: "Look! I knew it! 100% it's you who provoke people again, you just deserve to be cleaned up. ”

"Shut up, do you want to learn "Ben Shan Gong"?" Zheng Yun was told the pain point, and threatened with some annoyance.

Ye Du looked puzzled, lowered his head and sighed, and said softly: "Okay!" Count you ruthless! ”

Suddenly, he seemed to remember something, his eyes were like bull's eyes, he looked at Zheng Yun fixedly, and asked with some hindsight: "Zheng Yun, you don't take the small road to go home, but take the big road, should you be pulling me to wait for the female devil here?" ”

"Uh......!"

When Zheng Yun heard this, he was speechless, scratching his head in embarrassment, not knowing how to answer.

Seeing this, Ye Du was speechless, staring at Zheng Yun with slanted eyes, his eyes were full of contempt, the corners of his mouth were raised high, and he asked, "Aren't you?" ”

"Isn't it?" Zheng Yun was annoyed and angry, and retorted: "It's not just to see her, I'm taking you to see the beauty." ”

"The girls in our fifth class, each of them are as beautiful as fairies, and some of the beauties in the fourth class are compared, which one I like to introduce to you, so that you don't have to make a ghost affair."

Speaking of this, he pointed at Ye Du and continued: "You go back and look in the mirror yourself, take a good look at yourself, be fascinated by a ghost, and look at your little bit of breath." ”

"Get out." Ye Du also scolded angrily, but in the blink of an eye, he asked with a golden light in his eyes: "Is there really a beauty?" ”

"Huh! Of course! ”

"How many?"

"A lot!"

"Didn't lie to me?"

"Nonsense."

"Ugh! All right....... ”

"Shut up." Zheng Yun let out a low roar and whispered, "Look, they're here." ”

When Ye Du heard the sound, he immediately looked at it anxiously, and hurriedly asked, "Where?" Where? Where? ”

"The four who ride bikes."

"Wow! It's really beautiful. ”

"Pretty, isn't it?"

"It's okay!"

"What do you mean it's okay? The first one is called Huang Jinlan.,It's a girl in class four.,It's a dormitory with the female devil.,See? The one that wears the skirt. ”

"Well, I see." Ye Du's eyes lit up and he nodded.

"Beautiful, right? The long face is as white as snow, Chu Chu is moving, the most important thing is that the instrument is quiet and leisurely, you see her skin is as fine as fat, pink and greasy, no powder and the color is like the morning glow reflecting the snow. ”

Zheng Yun pointed and pointed, and his eyebrows fluttered, and he would make gestures from time to time.

"Hmmm! It's really beautiful, but it's a pity that it's not as good as a crybaby. Ye Du responded weakly.

"Uh......."

Zheng Yun was a little speechless, rolled his eyes depressedly, pointed to another person with one hand and continued: "Then look at the second one, her name is Shi Yihua, she is also in the fourth class, and she is also in the same dormitory as the female devil, so she looks beautiful!" ”

"The teeth are like broken jade pearls, and the mouth is like a cherry; The slender female hands are like bamboo shoots, and the little golden puff is full of lotus roots; Born petite and delicate, and a little eccentric, it is definitely a pistachio. ”

Zheng Yun pointed with a finger again, and his eyebrows fluttered.

"Hmmm! It's cute indeed, alas! It's a pity that it's not as charming as a crybaby. Ye Du nodded in response, and when he talked about crybabys, there was a hint of on his face.

Zheng Yun glared at Ye Du angrily, and said angrily: "Faint to death!" You know crybaby? I told you, you two have no drama, don't give me a ghost affair. ”

After speaking, he turned his head to look at it again, and continued: "I won't talk about the third female devil, you look at that, it's the last one." ”

As he spoke, he pointed to Li Bin, who was the last to pass by on a bicycle, and continued: "See? Her name is Li Bin, and she is one of the top three girls in our class. ”

"Let's not talk about how gentle she is, just look at her eyes with autumn water, and when you finally turn around, it is the moment you turn your head when you go to Qiubo, and you have a lot of taste of looking back and smiling!"

"Hmmm! Yes, but unfortunately ....... Ye Du nodded in response, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zheng Yun.

"Shut up, it's a pity you're a big-headed ghost." Zheng Yun glared angrily and yelled angrily.

"Uh......."

Ye Du was dumbfounded, and was a little speechless by Zheng Yun's roar.

"Alas!" Zheng Yun sighed, glanced at Xia Yedu, then stood up, patted the dust on his trouser legs, and said angrily: "Let's go, we should go home too." ”

"Okay." Ye Du replied dejectedly and stood up.

After the two unscrupulously commented on the female classmates, they walked back all the way.

When he came to the street, Zheng Yun was almost amused by the scene in front of him.

I saw that the three big men with beards on their faces, born with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and a strong physique, at this time, they actually flattered the old man and the old lady who came and went on the street.

In order to help the old man cross the road, they are even more scrambling to greet the old man and curry favor.

Zheng Yun said with a smile: "See, those three are the tomb robbers I told you about." ”

Ye Duleng paused for a moment and asked suspiciously, "Eh! The three who sang and danced? ”

"Well, yes! Cute, right? Hahaha! Zheng Yun looked at the three tomb robbers and replied with a smile.

Ye Du also looked at the three of them, his face twitched, and said with a smile: "Hehe! You're really enough to trick people, and even let them help the old man cross the road? ”

"Hey, hey!" Zheng Yun laughed and retorted: "How can you call a pit person? Respecting the old and loving the young is a traditional virtue in our country. ”

"Alright! You've got a point! I can't talk about you. Ye Du said a little speechlessly.

Zheng Yun smiled and said, "That's!" Reason goes all over the world, and it is difficult to move an inch without reason! ”

"Boom!"

"Haha......!"