Chapter 348; Awkward Star-Lord
With the comfort of the roadside, Hulk gradually calms down, and his body begins to shrink, and Hulk voluntarily transforms back into Banner. And this is also necessary, after all, how terrible the consequences of stuffing a Hulk into a spaceship that is good at dismantling houses are, Nick Fury once knew very well.
"Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?" Banner, who came to his senses, was blinded at this time. "One side, Thor, you're here too, is the Earth-Moon War over? Did we win or lose. ”
"Man, it's been a while since that happened." Thor walked over at this point, helped Banner to his feet, and began to explain to him.
"What, the war is over, we are on a strange alien planet at this time, and I have maintained the Hulk form all this time." Listening to this somewhat informative explanation, Banner was stunned for a moment.
After a long time, Banner turned his head and looked at Thor with a sad face. "I feel like I'm going to collapse."
"No, don't collapse, the sun is going to set~!" When Thor heard this, he hurriedly comforted Banner, and finally let Hulk change back into Banner, if he was allowed to change back, it would be another toss.
"Alright, now get dressed, it's time for us to act." The roader handed Banner a suit of clothes and walked out with the two of them.
"What are you going to do?" Thor asked.
"Of course, I'm looking for a spaceship to get out of here, I've already seen the Kun fighter carried by the Hulk, and the hull has long been dismantled by the Hulk, so I asked people to prepare a new spaceship." When the road side came out, a spaceship fell automatically, and this spaceship Thor was very familiar with it.
The door opened at this moment, and the Valkyrie and Loki had already walked out.
"It's you two pit goods~!" After seeing these two people, Thor's face immediately changed.
"Don't get me wrong, Derpy." The Valkyrie walked up to Thor at this point. "I've been drinking too hard for so many years, just to forget the past. And your friend told me that he could make my death a little more worthwhile, so I decided to listen to him. ”
"Don't look at me, you think I want to come, I like it here, but it's a pity that Gao Tianzun sees me as a group with the roadside, so I have to come." Loki spread his hands and said helplessly.
Seeing this, Thor didn't answer, but punched Loki in the face. “
"Damn, what are you doing?" Loki, who was covering his face, was a little annoyed, and his stupid brother had recently become more and more proficient in using his hands on him.
"I'm just checking to see if you're real, after all, you're good at it." Thor clenched his fists and smiled in satisfaction. "In terms of feel, it should be true."
Ignoring the brothers who hurt each other every day, the road side had already taken the others onto the ship.
"Alright, then we only need to pass through wormhole 38, and then after fifteen consecutive space jumps, we can reach Xandal." The Valkyrie, who was sitting in the driver's seat, explained to the others.
"There won't be an accident, although I haven't figured out the technological level of your spaceship, but continuous space jumping is a very dangerous thing." Banner, who was sitting in the passenger seat, said with a slight frown.
"Don't worry, I'm an old driver." Valkyrie smiled confidently, started the engine, controlled the ship, and rushed towards a wormhole in the Saka sky.
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In an unknown area of the universe, a spaceship is landing on a black planet at this time, and through the large number of building debris seen by the spaceship's scanning, it can be seen that this was once a planet with intelligent life, but now it has long since perished.
A civilization like this, which has perished before it has even broken out of the planet, occupies a large proportion of the cosmic civilization. Some of them were destroyed by civil strife, and some were destroyed by the invasion of other civilizations.
But this planet is a bit special because it is not only intelligent life that is exterminated, but all life on the planet, including bacteria and viruses. Destroying all the organic life structures on this planet without destroying this planet, such a terrifying power has long exceeded the limits of mortals.
This is a kind of legal erasure of life, and the only one who can do all this is the true God~!
Therefore, although on the star chart, the planet is called Morag, among interstellar civilizations, it has a more widespread name - the Planet of Damnation.
And there are still a lot of such life planets in the universe, and they are all the products of the failed experiments of the Celestial Group.
The hatch opened, and a man in a red leather jacket and a face mask stepped out of the ship. At this time, he was holding some scientific and technological detection equipment, walking among the ruins, as if looking for something.
It wasn't long before the man found an underground entrance, and after a lot of effort, he finally found what he had come up with, a metal ball that glowed purple.
Carefully taking out the metal ball, when the man walked out, a cyborg who had been transformed into metal suddenly hit the man in the face with a few Kree warriors.
"Oh, as a treasure hunter, I really hate this kind of plot." The man said with some annoyance.
"The saboteur's clothes you were wearing, what are you doing here, how do you know about this spirit orb." The cyborg pointed his gun at the man.
"Hey, calm down, I don't know anything, I'm just a rag-picker, and I don't have anything to do with those saboteurs." The man raised his hands and looked very cooperative.
"Don't lie, what's your name?" The cyborg yelled at the man.
"Since you have asked the question sincerely, then I will be very merciful····· Wait, calm down, my name is Peter Quill, of course, you should know a little more about my title than this name, that is Star-Lord~! ”
"Star-Lord, what's that?" The cyborg warrior entered this nickname into the electronic brain, and did not find such a slightly more well-known existence in the universe.
"Well, that might remind you a little bit." After Star-Lord finished speaking, the instrument on his waist automatically played music.
"Fertilizer can scare you to death, swallow me~! I ······ to swallow it." With the music, Star-Lord had already pulled out a pair of black sunglasses, then put on a large gold chain and began to dance.
And hearing such magical music and the awkward dance of Star-Lord, the cyborg warriors and those Kree soldiers were stunned for a moment, and then they all showed a look of sudden realization. "I see, you're famous····· Awkward dancing star boy~! ”
Legend has it that he hijacked an interstellar relay station and forbade any ship from entering or leaving the ship, only to find the music box he had forgotten on a ship.
I have to say that in this star area, the awkward dance star boy is really a little famous, but his fame is as strange as his nickname.
"Wait a minute, your awkward dance isn't just trying to stall for time, right?" The cyborg warrior seemed to think of something, and his face became even more unkind.
"If only you knew." Hearing this, Star-Lord suddenly laughed mysteriously.
I saw that at this moment in the air, a huge shadow suddenly appeared, enveloping everyone, it was Star-Lord's spaceship, and the awkward dance just now was actually to activate the spaceship's autopilot system.
"Now the situation is reversed." As Star-Lord's words fell, the ship's automatic attack system was already aimed at these Kree soldiers.
"Boom~!" At this moment, the hand of the cyborg suddenly transformed into a 500 mm caliber laser cannon, and then exploded Star-Lord's spaceship. As Ronan's squire, Corat is naturally extremely easy to deal with a saboteur ship.
"Sure enough, as rumored, the awkward dance star boy is just a weak chicken earthling who has no ability."
"It's not an embarrassing dance starboy, it's Lord Star-Lord, and what do you mean by being a weak chicken earthling, don't you look down on us earthlings? Believe it or not, give me time for a song, and I'll be able to summon a group of super earthlings to beat you~! Star-Lord clenched his fists and said with a reluctant expression.
"Well, then I'll ······ I won't give you this chance. "The cyborg soldier tied up Star-Lord and was about to take him to his ship.
However, at this moment, a strange sound suddenly came, and the sky twisted sharply at this time, forming a huge wormhole, and then a spaceship flew out of it, directly knocking over the Kree warship.
Then, under the watchful eyes of Star-Lord and the Kree warriors, an earthling opened the door and ran out. ()