Chapter 9 Hongmen Banquet, Dismount

The bull sledgehammer shouted below, and at the window on the third floor of the Baihua Banquet Building, the fat Boss Liu looked at the scene downstairs with sarcasm.

Behind him, there were a group of squires standing and pointing downstairs, as well as a helpless look on his face.

"Boss Liu, it's a bit big, right?" Ah Liao persuaded, "After all, he is the county magistrate, so he doesn't give him face, isn't it right?" ”

"Did you play big?" Boss Liu smiled without looking back, "This is just the beginning." Aliao, you don't understand, what is the county magistrate? The county magistrate is a wild dog that can't be raised! If you don't subdue him, he'll bite you. But if he is afraid of you and gives him something to eat, he will wag his tail at you, hahaha! ”

When all the squires heard this, they all laughed, as if Boss Liu had told a funny joke.

Ah Liao also laughed twice without embarrassment, and said with a difficult face: "But our boss said that this county magistrate is different......

"Different?" Boss Liu sneered, "Ah Liao, have you ever seen a dog that doesn't eat?" ”

The squires burst into laughter again.

"Let's go back! Tell Captain Yang that we know what to expect. Boss Liu said, "Cao Ying is coming, does this county magistrate have any life to be in charge, and you tell your boss not to worry about it!" ”

"It's—okay!" Alio shook his head helplessly and turned to leave.

"Boss Liu, how many dishes have you prepared for this county magistrate today?" A squire stepped forward and asked with a smile.

Boss Liu stretched out three stubby fingers: "Not much, just three." As long as he eats all three dishes, he can only obediently treat us as dogs! ”

The squire smiled: "Suppress first, then win over, deal with these officials, a hundred attempts will not work." Boss Liu, I think this time, he can be sent away at Erbakai! ”

Lu Heng downstairs seemed to be aware of it at this time, and suddenly raised his head, just in front of the smug eyes of Boss Liu by the window.

Boss Liu waved his hand at him from afar, turned around and left with a smile.

"It turned out to be him......" Lu Heng muttered to himself.

At this time, Niu Da Hammer's words have become more and more difficult to hear: "The county magistrate has not come out yet, is it possible that he wants to be a turtle with a shrunken head?" What kind of county magistrate should you be like this? Go home and nurse! Hahaha......"

"Enough!" Yang Kenan finally stood up unbearably, "Ox Sledgehammer, if you don't get out of the way, I'll lock you up immediately!" ”

"What law did I violate, huh?" Niu Sledgehammer glared, "Is it wrong for me to see the county magistrate?" I'm going to cry out, I'm going to sue, am I wrong? ”

"You-" Yang Kenan's face sank and he was about to attack, and then Lu Heng finally stood up.

He looked at Niu Da Hammer with an expressionless face and said, "I am the county magistrate, what grievances do you have, let's hear about it." ”

"You're the county magistrate?" Niu Sledgehammer looked at Lu Heng presumptuously, "It's outrageous, isn't it?" Are you weaned? ”

The people laughed behind them and pointed at the landing Heng.

Lu Heng turned a deaf ear and said lightly: "If you are wronged, then don't talk nonsense and tell the truth." If you don't have a grievance, don't blame me for curing you! ”

"Yes! There is an injustice! Niu Da Hammer smiled, "Little county magistrate, I want to sue my mother-in-law, I fart and snore while sleeping, so I can't sleep......"

Before he finished speaking, the crowd burst into laughter.

"Laughing at what?" Ox Sledgehammer looked proud, "Am I not right?" When I snatched her into the door, I thought it was everyone's girlfriend, but I didn't expect it to be a tigress, how unjustly I panicked! ”

"Hahaha......"

As soon as he said this, everyone laughed even harder.

This is obviously a provocation that has nothing to do, and even Ma Bond on the side can't stand it, shaking his head and saying disdainfully: "The means are too inferior, disgusting!" Big brother, you have to endure it, and make money with kindness! ”

Yang Kenan was also a little worried that the county magistrate was young and vigorous and couldn't stand the humiliation, but when he looked at Lu Heng, he found that Lu Heng still had a calm face, and he couldn't help but be a little surprised.

"You can't be stupid, right?" Yang Kenan muttered, sighed in his heart, and was about to come out to clean up the mess. But at this moment, an obese woman rushed out of the crowd with a stick, and hit the bull with a sledgehammer on her head and face.

"You have suffered a thousand cuts, you made it clear to me, who sleeps and farts and snores? My mother can't kill you today! ”

"Hey, don't fight! You stinky bitch, don't fight! Niu Sledgehammer suddenly hugged his head and ran to the Baihua Banquet Building, not forgetting to shout while running: "Little county magistrate, I'll sue later, don't you run!" Hey, stinky bitch, don't hit ......"

This farce provoked the people to laugh. At the same time, I can't help but feel some disdain and disappointment for the new county magistrate.

"This county magistrate is really a wretch, he doesn't even dare to provoke Boss Liu's doglegs, it seems that he is not as good as the one in front!"

"It's just, they've all been ridden to their heads and."

The people talked a lot, and some of them were bold enough to see that Lu Heng was quite spit on himself, so they simply laughed at Lu Heng and pointed at him.

"Boss, the new county magistrate is really a wretch, I feel ashamed to go with him!" A teenager spat at Lu Heng and looked at Yang Ke with disdain.

Yang Kenan was also a little disappointed in his heart, but said: "Don't talk nonsense, this is a large number of county magistrates." ”

"You really put up with it?" Ma Bond muttered in his heart, and was also a little disappointed. However, he was disappointed that Lu Heng did not leave anyone home.

"Big brother, bear with me! Don't care about these mud-legged gossip, they know a fart, and making money is the most important thing! Ma Bond pretended to be comforted.

Lu Heng smiled at him: "Brother, the smile is a little fake, take a snack, okay?" ”

Ma Bond's smile froze.

"County magistrate, do you still want to go in?" Yang Kenan walked over and asked.

"Come in, why don't you go in?" Lu Heng said with a smile, "The squires are so enthusiastic about picking up the wind for me, I can't live up to everyone's wishes." ”

Yang Ke looked at this Lu Heng in surprise, and was stunned for a while before saying, "County magistrate, please!" ”

Lu Heng nodded and walked inside.

Yang Kenan looked at his back, shook his head and followed.

Lu Heng and his entourage went directly to the third floor, and at the staircase, the squires led by Boss Liu stood in a row, saw Lu Heng, and shouted together: "Welcome to the county magistrate!" ”

Bow to the end, and the attitude is quite respectful.

When he stood up again, a group of squires gathered around him in an "uproar". Boss Liu hugged his fists and said with a look on his face as he walked: "County Magistrate Ma, looking forward to the stars and the moon, I finally have you here!" As soon as you come, we will have a blue sky in Cannes! As soon as you come, we have the backbone! ”

"County magistrate, county magistrate!" Boss Liu made a gesture and burst into tears: "In the future, the 60,000 people of Cannes will all be entrusted to you, and I salute you on behalf of all the people of Cannes!" ”

Boss Liu's attitude is really good, his feelings are true, and his courtesy is also respectful.

But the only bad thing is that he found the wrong person.

He put Lu Heng aside, and all the words were said to Ma Bond, who was at a loss.

Accidentally admit a mistake?

Or is it deliberate?

The scene became awkward for a while.